Infamous quotes

[Kachina26]

From not so famous people...............
Post your favorite drunken or sober statements here.
This one had my son in stitches for weeks
Son, those things are huge! I mean they're as big as your head! And you've got a big head!

[Redneck]

Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink,
I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes
and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be
out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think,
"It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come
true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

[Floored]

From a non politically correct time The fabulous furry freak brothers" Drugs will get you throught times of no money better than money will get you throught times of no drugs" :idea: :jawdrop: :D From a friend Rob LaBonne of So.Cal."There is no problem so big it can not be run away from" :D

[ratso]

I have a few good reasons for drinking
And one has just entered my head
If a man can't drink when he's living
How the hell can he drink when he's dead?
I spent most of my money on booze and women
The rest I just wasted...

[cc322]

It dosent make sence for someone who hate's the water to live on a Island........It's only a Island if you look at it from the water :D

[Boatcop]

"Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle alcohol."
(I know. The original quote was "can't handle drugs", but hey.... Look what I do for a living.)

[WYRD]

"I think my Drinking Club has a Boating Problem" :D
Someone had that in their sigy line and I thought it was funny, seems to fit around here :idea: :D

[Redneck]

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave
up reading.
Beer: helping ugly people have sex since
3000 b.c.
One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the
"Buffalo Theory" to his buddy, Norm. "Well ya see,
Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move
as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is
hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the
back that are killed first. This natural selection is
good for the herd as a whole, because the general
speed and health of the whole group keeps improving
by the regular killing of the weakest members. In
much the same way, the human brain can only
operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive
intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But
naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain
cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer
eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain
a faster and more efficient machine! That's why
you always feel smarter after a few beers

[Garrddogg]

Heres one I was told when I was young !
Pu$$y is a POWERFUL thing!

[Windy]

Wear a smile...it never goes outta style. ;)

[Jbb]

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[Windy]

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Nice smile... :cool:

[Jbb]

Nice smile... :cool:
It never goes out of style!

[Jbb]

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[Jbb]

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[FMluvswater]

In response to being told he was drunk and couldn't have another beer, Mary's husband replied,
"When you are on a veritable pinnacle of academic brilliance comparable to my present position you may converse freely with me. Until then please refrain from using such belligerent terminology. Thank-you. When you can say that to me sober, you can tell me when to quit drinking. I'll have that beer now."