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Tom Brown
06-01-2005, 07:44 PM
I just got back from a bike ride. Glorious.
It's a good thing I live alone. I feel so good right now, if there was a woman here, I'd hunt her down and pound her ass into the shape of an anvil.
I gotta go.....

Havasu Hangin'
06-01-2005, 07:45 PM
Schwinn or Huffy? :idea:

pixilatedpussy
06-01-2005, 08:01 PM
WTF??????
I am confused! :squiggle:

ryantparks
06-01-2005, 08:06 PM
go take care of yourself will you!

Rexone
06-01-2005, 08:46 PM
Tom you shouldn't be out riding after dark. A polar bear might attack you.
Mom.

Debbolas
06-01-2005, 09:36 PM
I'm glad your alive Tom :wink:

Tom Brown
06-01-2005, 09:46 PM
Schwinn or Huffy? :idea:
Specialized. :)

Tom Brown
06-01-2005, 09:46 PM
I am confused! :squiggle:
Imagine how I feel.

Tom Brown
06-01-2005, 09:47 PM
I'm glad your alive Tom :wink:
Thanks, Deb. :)

HCS
06-01-2005, 09:49 PM
I just got back from a bike ride. Glorious.
It's a good thing I live alone. I feel so good right now, if there was a woman here, I'd hunt her down and pound her ass into the shape of an anvil.
I gotta go.....
Usually when I pound someone's ass It's like two 16lb bowling balls with two thumb holes!.............gotta go!!!!!!

HCS
06-01-2005, 10:00 PM
You know, one time I felt so bad. I was slamming Molly in the stall and her head fell in the toilet. :frown: So I pulled the handle. She was pissed! :mad:
I told her I just thought I'll wash her hair. :confused:

Havasu Hangin'
06-02-2005, 05:44 AM
Specialized. :)
Did you have to put chains on the tires?
:D

BarryMac
06-02-2005, 05:50 AM
I just got back from a bike ride. Glorious.
It's a good thing I live alone. I feel so good right now, if there was a woman here, I'd hunt her down and pound her ass into the shape of an anvil.
I gotta go.....
So how was Hoolign, did he let you bitch slap him???

Mrs.Racer277
06-02-2005, 06:34 AM
Glad you are alive and well Tom. :D

Mrs.Racer277
06-02-2005, 06:35 AM
WTF??????
I am confused! :squiggle:
I think Tom may have gotten too much oxygen to the brain. HEHEHE :rollside:

Dave C
06-02-2005, 08:19 AM
please tell me your bike has a seat on it....... :notam: :jawdrop:

Tom Brown
06-02-2005, 08:41 AM
please tell me your bike has a seat on it....... :notam: :jawdrop:
Yes and it's extremely pleasing. :)

FMluvswater
06-03-2005, 12:17 AM
I'm glad your alive Tom :wink:
What she said. :smile:

FMluvswater
06-03-2005, 12:18 AM
Glad you are alive and well Tom. :D
and her too. :D :smile:

ROZ
06-03-2005, 12:26 AM
I just got back from a bike ride. Glorious.
Did you get a bottle of Crown while you were out, or did you just ride to the corner for pack of smokes and the lastest porn mag? :D

sorry dog
06-03-2005, 05:46 AM
Did you wear your tight bike shorts too?

Tom Brown
06-03-2005, 07:52 AM
... did you just ride to the corner for pack of smokes and the lastest porn mag? :D
Players, non-filter. :cool:
I don't have bike shorts, Dog. I just wear speedos.

ROZ
06-03-2005, 08:46 AM
I just wear speedos.
Damn, you DO live on the edge... :jawdrop:

CrazyHippy
06-03-2005, 09:30 AM
try riding au-natural :eek:
Just stay norht of the border so i cant possibly see it :D
BJH :hammer2:

Dr. Eagle
06-03-2005, 09:42 AM
I'd hunt her down and pound her ass into the shape of an anvil.
:idea: And how would you reply when she asked "do these pants make my ass look big?"