Jbb
06-02-2005, 02:59 PM
Top Ten Signs Your Car Has To Be Recalled
10. Windshield wipers are on the inside
9. Salesman offered to knock $500 off your funeral
8. To make a right turn, you have to get out of car and physically turn wheels
7. You peel back the license plate and see "Saddam 1"
6. Feature that sets it apart from other cars? It's always on fire!
5. The "fan belt" spits venom and coils around your neck
4. Horn only audible to dogs
3. Bucket seats? Actual buckets
2. Dealer brags, "This is the car Stephen King owned when he wrote 'Christine'".
1. From transmission you hear the unmistakable cries of James Brolin
10. Windshield wipers are on the inside
9. Salesman offered to knock $500 off your funeral
8. To make a right turn, you have to get out of car and physically turn wheels
7. You peel back the license plate and see "Saddam 1"
6. Feature that sets it apart from other cars? It's always on fire!
5. The "fan belt" spits venom and coils around your neck
4. Horn only audible to dogs
3. Bucket seats? Actual buckets
2. Dealer brags, "This is the car Stephen King owned when he wrote 'Christine'".
1. From transmission you hear the unmistakable cries of James Brolin