This cant be true

[SHAKE-YO-AZZ]

I heard a rumor that someone pleasured a four legged animal AT THE DAM RUN SAY IT AINT SO :jawdrop:

[JackieV]

I heard a rumor that someone pleasured a four legged animal SAY IT AINT SO :jawdrop:
Uhhhhh how disgusting! I heard the same thing! That rumor was flying around KL all night Saturday and Sunday....I hope it's not true about "him". :squiggle:

[SHAKE-YO-AZZ]

Uhhhhh how disgusting! I heard the same thing! That rumor was flying around KL all night Saturday and Sunday....I hope it's not true about "him". :squiggle:
MMMMM if its true wait til the animal rights people hear about it WTF LMAO

[barbigrl]

Say it ain't so??? I did catch wind of it... I dont think it is true!!!

[Dave C]

you sure you heard them correctly. They didn't say "they pleasured someone on all fours," did they?? :)

[Kilrtoy]

Where was FRENCHIE.....

[Biglue]

Where was FRENCHIE.....
Dude you are pushing 17k posts. God damn.

[JackieV]

Dude you are pushing 17k posts. God damn.
He is the biggest Post Wh*re I know! LOL :D

[SHAKE-YO-AZZ]

Where was FRENCHIE.....
LMAO

[MAINEVENT]

The worst was watching him enjoy it (and by him i do mean the person doing it :2purples: :2purples: :2purples: ) that dog was one happy guy though

[SCUBA STEVE]

I know it wasnt me. I was catching some major zzzzzzz's Saturday. :cry: :)

[WYRD]

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_22_11.gif

[WYRD]

Just an FYI, there's no animal pleasuring in the Case de ShockwaveBob. :p
Not even some PU$$Y?

[SHAKE-YO-AZZ]

The worst was watching him enjoy it (and by him i do mean the person doing it :2purples: :2purples: :2purples: ) that dog was one happy guy though
WAIT A MINUTE ARE YOU SAYING YOU WERE AND EYEWITNESS AND THE STORY IS TRUE

[JackieV]

Omg!!!

[JustMVG]

Well this could pose as a 4 legged animal, and it looks as if it's being pleasured
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/2316000_1205.JPG

[rivercrazy]

Must be one of those Beaumont deals :sqeyes: :rolleyes:

[SHAKE-YO-AZZ]

Must be one of those Beaumont deals :sqeyes: :rolleyes:
MMMMMM looks like I'm moving out LMAO

[MAINEVENT]

WAIT A MINUTE ARE YOU SAYING YOU WERE AND EYEWITNESS AND THE STORY IS TRUE
Yes :cry: :cry: : :cry: :cry: :cry: cry:

[SHAKE-YO-AZZ]

Yes :cry: :cry: : :cry: :cry: :cry: cry:
WTF, I'M MOVING OUT OF BEAUMONT ROTFLMAO

[Roxysnow]

That was some of the funniest shiznit I saw along with 3DO commodoring of a houseboat! :rollside:

[alfonzo]

the only part D-row had in it was naming the dog "socks" cause its two front paws were white. Everything was going good until "the person in question" got a little anquious...It will forever tarnish my oh so plesant thoughts of "one member of the Beamont crew" DO NOT LET HIM TURN ANYONE ELSE INTO DOG MOLESTERS!!!!!!!! :squiggle: :rollside:

[MAINEVENT]

the only part D-row had in it was naming the dog "socks" cause its two front paws were white. Everything was going good until "the person in question" got a little anquious...It will forever tarnish my oh so plesant thoughts of "one member of the Beamont crew" DO NOT LET HIM TURN ANYONE ELSE INTO DOG MOLESTERS!!!!!!!! :squiggle: :rollside:
VERY TRUE

[Phat Matt]

What the hell did I miss? :confused: Do I even want to know?

[Roxysnow]

Let's just say there was one happy dog at Katherine's!

[WYRD]

Someone gave a whole new meaning to "Doggie Style" :D

[Wonderboy]

http://www.dieselplace.com/forum/images/smilies/sheephump.gif

[MagicMtnDan]

Brings a whole new (and unwanted) meaning to the term Boat Bitch!

[SoCalHD]

Is that why I saw that dog running around the motel with a smile while I was loading my truck????? :2purples: :2purples:
Talk about being added to the, "no longer welcome" list!!!

[Bling Bling]

I been waiting all day for someone to bring this up. Right in front of me with a killer Goose buzz I watched a 2 hour plus a night gym boy who has a HOT wife jerk the local Kathrines landing dog off. Now granted I watch a few loving dog owners touch there dogs balls just in fun, but Frenchie jerked the fockin dog off untill his little crayon came out and left him a bit of sauce in the palm off his hand. I'm a demented (SP) fock but that boy has issues. :D I'm still wondering what was most lucky, the dog or the pepsi machine in the hall of the lower row of rooms at Kathrines. Anyone got an opinion. :D

[Mrs. HOOTER SLED]

Sure am glad I never made it to Beaumont !!!!! You all are some sick f*cks!!!!!!

[Phat Matt]

I been waiting all day for someone to bring this up. Right in front of me with a killer Goose buzz I watched a 2 hour plus a night gym boy who has a HOT wife jerk the local Kathrines landing dog off. Now granted I watch a few loving dog owners touch there dogs balls just in fun, but Frenchie jerked the fockin dog off untill his little crayon came out and left him a bit of sauce in the palm off his hand. I'm a demented (SP) fock but that boy has issues. :D I'm still wondering what was most lucky, the dog or the pepsi machine in the hall of the lower row of rooms at Kathrines. Anyone got an opinion. :D
I'm glad we and Bud couldn't make it then! :sqeyes:

[Mrs.Racer277]

That is just wrong. Please tell me this is not true. :confused:

[Biglue]

O.k. now is a good time to say "gotcha". :cry: :rolleyes:

[GHTRIM]

I been waiting all day for someone to bring this up. Right in front of me with a killer Goose buzz I watched a 2 hour plus a night gym boy who has a HOT wife jerk the local Kathrines landing dog off. Now granted I watch a few loving dog owners touch there dogs balls just in fun, but Frenchie jerked the fockin dog off untill his little crayon came out and left him a bit of sauce in the palm off his hand. I'm a demented (SP) fock but that boy has issues. :D I'm still wondering what was most lucky, the dog or the pepsi machine in the hall of the lower row of rooms at Kathrines. Anyone got an opinion. :D
Pepsi machine was OFF OF THE HOOK!! Some pics will be up tonight of that.. As for the dog.... Well.... I can't think about it.. I'm going to open a nice cold can of Pepsi :D :D
Bling Bling... It was nice meeting you and your wife. Can't wait to throw back a couple with you in the future..
Don

[SCUBA STEVE]

I have to agree pepsi machine was sweet! If that was Friday's Pepsi machine? :cool: :confused:

[hot_diggity_dog]

I'm glad we and Bud couldn't make it then! :sqeyes:
I'm getting mini chasity belts for mine! :idea:
HDD :D

[OutCole'd]

I'm glad we and Bud couldn't make it then! :sqeyes:
Speak for yourself. Buddy might have enjoyed getting a little.
You know how he does it.

[SCUBA STEVE]

Speak for yourself. Buddy might have enjoyed getting a little.
You know how he does it.
lmfao!!! I am glad I missed the dog jerk off contest. :yuk: :D

[Phat Matt]

Speak for yourself. Buddy might have enjoyed getting a little.
You know how he does it.
He got to hump my Mom's lab all weekend anyway. :cool:

[Bling Bling]

Pepsi machine was OFF OF THE HOOK!! Some pics will be up tonight of that.. As for the dog.... Well.... I can't think about it.. I'm going to open a nice cold can of Pepsi :D :D
Bling Bling... It was nice meeting you and your wife. Can't wait to throw back a couple with you in the future..
Don
Ditto!! will make it sooner then later.

[ShowSumSkin]

I been waiting all day for someone to bring this up. Right in front of me with a killer Goose buzz I watched a 2 hour plus a night gym boy who has a HOT wife jerk the local Kathrines landing dog off. Now granted I watch a few loving dog owners touch there dogs balls just in fun, but Frenchie jerked the fockin dog off untill his little crayon came out and left him a bit of sauce in the palm off his hand. I'm a demented (SP) fock but that boy has issues. :D I'm still wondering what was most lucky, the dog or the pepsi machine in the hall of the lower row of rooms at Kathrines. Anyone got an opinion. :D
Hey DS, maybe thats why that dog turned on you when you decided to take your little walk :idea:

[OutCole'd]

What's Frenchie doing over at your mom's crib? :D :D :D
LMAO !!!!

[SBullet]

I been waiting all day for someone to bring this up. Right in front of me with a killer Goose buzz I watched a 2 hour plus a night gym boy who has a HOT wife jerk the local Kathrines landing dog off. Now granted I watch a few loving dog owners touch there dogs balls just in fun, but Frenchie jerked the fockin dog off untill his little crayon came out and left him a bit of sauce in the palm off his hand. I'm a demented (SP) fock but that boy has issues. :D I'm still wondering what was most lucky, the dog or the pepsi machine in the hall of the lower row of rooms at Kathrines. Anyone got an opinion. :D
Now that some sick shiaaat!! :eek:

[BoatFloating]

I been waiting all day for someone to bring this up. Right in front of me with a killer Goose buzz I watched a 2 hour plus a night gym boy who has a HOT wife jerk the local Kathrines landing dog off. Now granted I watch a few loving dog owners touch there dogs balls just in fun, but Frenchie jerked the fockin dog off untill his little crayon came out and left him a bit of sauce in the palm off his hand. I'm a demented (SP) fock but that boy has issues. :D I'm still wondering what was most lucky, the dog or the pepsi machine in the hall of the lower row of rooms at Kathrines. Anyone got an opinion. :D
Man I was rolling reading this post. Someone needs to call the PETA because Frenchie was outta of control and I'm not sorry I missed that action. :wink: No wonder that dog was all happy on Sunday. :hammerhea

[Ntwotrance]

:yuk: :yuk: :confused: :yuk: :yuk:

[HM]

:yuk: :yuk: :confused: :yuk: :yuk:
I picked a bad time to stop sniffing glue. :eek:

[DogHouse]

And I thought the whole Arkansas juggin the dog thing was a joke...
:notam:

[mike37]

you guys had to bring that up had that shit erased from my memory

[pussycat]

You've got to be Fockin Kidding me!! SICK BASTARD!!!

[barbigrl]

you guys had to bring that up had that shit erased from my memory
It was cool to meet you this weekend mike!! :D :D

[mbrown2]

At least one thing from the weekend I am glad I missed.

[Havasu Hangin']

It was cool to meet you this weekend mike!! :D :D
...and it was nice meeting you (again) Barbigirl...
...even if you did kick me in the nuts! :supp:

[Phat Matt]

...and it was nice meeting you (again) Barbigirl...
...even if you did kick me in the nuts! :supp:
Sounds like somebody would have rubbed them for you. :squiggle:

[Havasu Hangin']

Sounds like somebody would have rubbed them for you. :squiggle:
That FRENCHIE guy worries me sometimes... :squiggle:

[BoatFloating]

Sounds like somebody would have rubbed them for you. :squiggle:
So your saying he's hung like a dog....
:notam:

[Havasu Hangin']

So your saying he's hung like a dog....
:notam:
Don't you have to get your wife an icepack or something? :notam:

[barbigrl]

...and it was nice meeting you (again) Barbigirl...
...even if you did kick me in the nuts! :supp:
It was cool to meet the infamous MODERATOR himself.... When did I kick you in the nuts? :confused:

[Roxysnow]

I am still speechless?:idea:

[Havasu Hangin']

It was cool to meet the infamous MODERATOR himself.... When did I kick you in the nuts? :confused:
After you kicked them, my nuts were spread all over the deck of my boat...
...you could have at least picked them up! :supp:

[cola]

Now I know why KC didn't want to go outside by herself. :wink:

[mike37]

It was cool to meet you this weekend mike!! :D :D
great to meet you to what a sweet hart you are
and foxy99 to

[alfonzo]

lmfao!!! I am glad I missed the dog jerk off contest. :yuk: :Dthere was only 1 entry! :jawdrop:

[alfonzo]

Don't you have to get your wife an icepack or something? :notam:Holy crap thats funny!!!! not for April though. :notam:

[Havasu Hangin']

Holy crap thats funny!!!! not for April though. :notam:
Q. Was does BoatFloating say to a woman with two black eyes?
A. Nothing...he's already told her twice.
:D

[BoatFloating]

Q. Was does BoatFloating say to a woman with two black eyes?
A. Nothing...he's already told her twice.
:D
She must of not of heard me to well.....
:D :hammer2:
Q. What do you call a dog with 2 white feet?
A. Frenchie's girlfriend and a bad shot because the feet used to be brown. :D

[MAINEVENT]

[QUOTE=Havasu Hangin']Q. Was does BoatFloating say to a woman with two black eyes?[QUOTE]
Hey honey the Hatch is Down :hammerhea

[Bling Bling]

Oh there's more: Up for river is so drunk he can't see ALF's better half sitting 6 inches away from him and spits on her back. Now we all know how hot Alfs better half is and I'm sure in a wild fantasy you could think of something besides spit on her back!!! That's your boy Dimarcobro. :D :D
Scuba's dick out of his pants way more then in his pants.
JayPhotoglou, I tried to set him up with a hot single woman in our group, and what does he do, puts his arm around his male friend and blows me off. What the hell is going on in the V bottom camp. :D

[MAINEVENT]

Oh there's more: Up for river is so drunk he can't see ALF's better half sitting 6 inches away from him and spits on her back. Now we all know how hot Alfs better half is and I'm sure in a wild fantasy you could think of something besides spit on her back!!!
OMG i forgot about that LMAO :D

[BoatFloating]

Oh there's more: Up for river is so drunk he can't see ALF's better half sitting 6 inches away from him and spits on her back. Now we all know how hot Alfs better half is and I'm sure in a wild fantasy you could think of something besides spit on her back!!! That's your boy Dimarcobro. :D :D
Scuba's dick out of his pants way more then in his pants.
JayPhotoglou, I tried to set him up with a hot single woman in our group, and what does he do, puts his arm around his male friend and blows me off. What the hell is going on in the V bottom camp. :D
:supp: V Bottom camp..... Dog Swingers.... :D

[Havasu Hangin']

:supp: V Bottom camp..... Dog Swingers.... :D
Don't look at me...no homos or beastiality going on in HH Row...
:notam:

[BoatFloating]

Don't look at me...no homos or beastiality going on in HH Row...
:notam:
Thank god you'd have to hook up with a Great Dane.....
How did your babysitting go Sunday????

[alfonzo]

Oh there's more: Up for river is so drunk he can't see ALF's better half sitting 6 inches away from him and spits on her back. Now we all know how hot Alfs better half is and I'm sure in a wild fantasy you could think of something besides spit on her back!!! That's your boy Dimarcobro. :D :D
He frickin nailed both of us, and with crossed eyes says"oh sh*t I didn't see you there!" not for the whole hour we had been there!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! ?!!?.I got a good chuckle out of it. :D

[Havasu Hangin']

How did your babysitting go Sunday????
Not good. :burningm:
I need some new boat bitches (now taking applications)...

[BoatFloating]

Not good. :burningm:
I need some new boat bitches (now taking applications)...
Lassie or Rin Tin Tin.....
:boxed:
Woof.....

[cola]

:supp: V Bottom camp..... Dog Swingers.... :D
I'am selling the Essex & buying a tunnel. :idea:

[MAINEVENT]

I'am selling the Essex & buying a tunnel. :idea:
And keep a close eye on your Dog :rollside:

[Foxy99]

great to meet you to what a sweet hart you are
and foxy99 to
Ahh thanks baby it was good meeting you too :D

[cola]

And keep a close eye on your Dog :rollside:
I think shes safe. I hear he goes for the boys. :sqeyes:

[mike37]

Ahh thanks baby it was good meeting you too :D
Heather it was a pleasure to meet you and Malissa Friday night
but what happened to you on Saturday night you mist all the fun
dang did I have a hang over Sunday

[MagicMtnDan]

OK, is this a drunk's idea of a practical joke or did the French Foreign Legion jack off a canine for real?
Practical joke = sick/funny
For real = very focking sick no matter how much he had to drink

[racecar.hotshoe]

This was not in the Beaumont handbook I read.............. :eek: :eek: :eek:

[JackieV]

Not good. :burningm:
I need some new boat bitches (now taking applications)...
Where do we sign up!? lol We are normal peeps!

[mike37]

OK, is this a drunk's idea of a practical joke or did the French Foreign Legion jack off a canine for real?
Practical joke = sick/funny
For real = very focking sick no matter how much he had to drink
don't believe every thing you read on here it the Internet

[bunny 166]

I just want to chime in and say this is some of the funniest shiat I have read....Bling you are the King of storytelling--you're killing me :p ...we are so sorry we missed the crazy crap...Only on HB.com can you get free entertainment that makes you pee your pants..... :smile: :smile:

[Bling Bling]

http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/1973frenchie_dog_1.JPG
I am still speechless?:idea:
Also notice the guy to the right. That's Cornwater after 5 Goose specials. Hand on his dick and about to spill his cocktail. He may be 6-7 but he drank like he was 4-9. :D Fricken sissy.

[Phat Matt]

Also notice the guy to the right. That's Cornwater after 5 Goose specials. Hand on his dick and about to spill his cocktail. He may be 6-7 but he drank like he was 4-9. :D Fricken sissy.
Rookies. :D

[Bling Bling]

Rookies. :D
I'll tell ya what brother, your boy was a pro at jerkin that dog off. I almost got a bonner. :D

[Phat Matt]

I'll tell ya what brother, your boy was a pro at jerkin that dog off. I almost got a bonner. :D
I've only taught him how to make a couple cocktails. :notam:

[Squirtin Thunder]

It was nice meeting you Bling. Now my daughter wants a white and gray striped boat.

[HOOTER SLED-]

I'll tell ya what brother, your boy was a pro at jerkin that dog off. I almost got a bonner. :D
I guess you can say he was "running it hard" alright. The dogs dick that is. That shit's nasty. Stroking the red wet one. We need to start calling him Van Wilder. Cream puffs anyone?? :D

[Bling Bling]

It was nice meeting you Bling. Now my daughter wants a white and gray striped boat.
Ditto, thanks for checking on me down the lake, I have a whole new out look on Ford guys. :D

[norcoredneck]

Forever to be known as the "BEASTMASTER".

[hoolign]

Forever to be known as the "BEASTMASTER".
Leave it to the French to take "experimenting" just over the line of normality!
:hammerhea

[FMluvswater]

I guess you can say he was "running it hard" alright. The dogs dick that is. That shit's nasty. Stroking the red wet one. We need to start calling him Van Wilder. Cream puffs anyone?? :D
LMFAO! :D I thought the bakery was closed? :confused:

[rivercrazy]

This has to be some of the sickest shit ever on Hot Boat. It takes a lot for me to want to vomit but this makes me sick and I thank god I wasn't there to see it. :squiggle: :sqeyes: :squiggle:

[WYRD]

:supp: V Bottom camp..... Dog Swingers.... :D
Thats it I am buying a CAT :crossx: :crossx:

[CornWater]

Also notice the guy to the right. That's Cornwater after 5 Goose specials. Hand on his dick and about to spill his cocktail. He may be 6-7 but he drank like he was 4-9. :D Fricken sissy.
Boy wasn't that the truth... a few minutes later I was knocked the F out... too much for me, and was in the hurt locker all day Sunday, and part of Monday.. :D

[dicudmore]

Thats it I am buying a CAT :crossx: :crossx:
me too :D
some of these V-bottom guys are scaring me...

[Eliminator 4 Life]

Thats it I am buying a CAT :crossx: :crossx:
$hit you aint buying any cat unless its a Eliminator :cool:

[dicudmore]

$hit you aint buying any cat unless its a Eliminator :cool:
You got it...
It just wouldn't be right to buy a boat from anyone except one of his boat bitches :wink:

[ELIMINAT THIS]

$hit you aint buying any cat unless its a Eliminator :cool:
Rob what the f-is wrong with the advantage cat. We have put a eliminator or two on the trailer. :devil: Btw Its really freaking me out that frenchie hasnt come on here to defend him self. :confused:

[Eliminator 4 Life]

You got it...
It just wouldn't be right to buy a boat from anyone except one of his boat bitches :wink:
Exactly Dan besides Im tired of getting my a$$ kicked I guess I can fix the problem and tow my $hit 8 hours huh :D

[Eliminator 4 Life]

Rob what the f-is wrong with the advantage cat. We have put a eliminator or two on the trailer. :devil: Btw Its really freaking me out that frenchie hasnt come on here to defend him self. :confused:
I dont know never rode on one but why would I tell him to buy a Advantage come on they dont call me E4L for nothing or my new name AKA Dick :D

[SHAKE-YO-AZZ]

I been waiting all day for someone to bring this up. Right in front of me with a killer Goose buzz I watched a 2 hour plus a night gym boy who has a HOT wife jerk the local Kathrines landing dog off. Now granted I watch a few loving dog owners touch there dogs balls just in fun, but Frenchie jerked the fockin dog off untill his little crayon came out and left him a bit of sauce in the palm off his hand. I'm a demented (SP) fock but that boy has issues. :D I'm still wondering what was most lucky, the dog or the pepsi machine in the hall of the lower row of rooms at Kathrines. Anyone got an opinion. :D
Greg this is some funny sh*t, this is just plan wrong LMAO WTF
NO MORE BEAUMONT FOR ME, I'M OUT LMAO

[ELIMINAT THIS]

I dont know never rode on one but why would I tell him to buy a Advantage come on they dont call me E4L for nothing or my new name AKA Dick :D
If you show up for a Delta lunch run I will give you a ride on the Eliminator,Eliminator. :argue: j/k

[Eliminator 4 Life]

If you show up for a Delta lunch run I will give you a ride on the Eliminator,Eliminator. :argue: j/k
Well when is the next one I gotta be on the delta June 22 its a wednesday for a photo shoot with the boat :jawdrop:

[WYRD]

I dont know never rode on one but why would I tell him to buy a Advantage come on they dont call me E4L for nothing or my new name AKA Dick :D
Hey there DICK I suppose next you want me to buy a Duramax so my sheit can sit in the shop all day like yours :hammer2: :hammer2: :D :D

[Eliminator 4 Life]

Hey there DICK I suppose next you want me to buy a Duramax so my sheit can sit in the shop all day like yours :hammer2: :hammer2: :D :D
Aww FAWK you had to go there I guess Im just hard on things. Damn Ford couldnt hold up now the DMAX is struggling. Shit I dont know what to buy next :confused: :confused:

[WYRD]

Aww FAWK you had to go there I guess Im just hard on things. Damn Ford couldnt hold up now the DMAX is struggling. Shit I dont know what to buy next :confused: :confused:
Go Dodge or Go HOME :D :D

[RiverDave]

Frenchie Jerked a dog off? On one hand I'm shocked and appauled... On the other I'm not.
You know how they do it....
RD

[Eliminator 4 Life]

Go Dodge or Go HOME :D :D
Oh by the way did you get that check engine light of yet :supp: and those damn headlights you have to turn on manually WTF :D

[WYRD]

Oh by the way did you get that check engine light of yet :supp: and those damn headlights you have to turn on manually WTF :D
Awwww listen to you cry about turning the headlight switch on :D :D

[Eliminator 4 Life]

Awwww listen to you cry about turning the headlight switch on :D :D
The DMAX does it for me oh by the way nice avatar ha ha :D

[BarryMac]

If this is real then I think I'm gonna http://www.riverratlife.com/forum/images/graemlins/puke.gif Focking digusting, come on Frenchie, say it aint so...

[dicudmore]

I dont know never rode on one but why would I tell him to buy a Advantage come on they dont call me E4L for nothing or my new name AKA Dick :D
I've been called worse than that...
Actually in the past few minutes by some A-hole who has his wifes car in my shop :yuk: :yuk:
I guess I resemble it though... my initials are D I C

[Eliminator 4 Life]

I've been called worse than that...
Actually in the past few minutes by some A-hole who has his wifes car in my shop :yuk: :yuk:
I guess I resemble it though... my initials are D I C
Dan I dont take it personal its all in fun people that dont know me :D

[Essex_Sterling]

If any of this is even remotely true, it is the internet afterall, then it is very sick and very disgusting. :yuk: :yuk: :yuk:

[Kachina26]

True or untrue? I must know.

[WYRD]

True or untrue? I must know.
I don't think you want to Randy

[2sand2]

Btw Its really freaking me out that frenchie hasnt come on here to defend him self. :confused:
and we are at the sixth page in over 24 hours and still 'No comment'.... :jawdrop:
here puppy puppy puppy :lightsabe

[Mrs. HOOTER SLED]

and we are at the sixth page in over 24 hours and still 'No comment'.... :jawdrop:
here puppy puppy puppy :lightsabe
Shit, I would'nt want to make a comment either !!!! As a matter of fact I would'nt even want to show up for the next flex off!!!!! NASTY, changed my mind !!!!!!!! LOL
OH, HI DICK !!!! :)

[alfonzo]

Ditto, thanks for checking on me down the lake, I have a whole new out look on Ford guys. :DDAAAMN STRAIT!!!!!

[alfonzo]

I'll tell ya what brother, your boy was a pro at jerkin that dog off. I almost got a bonner. :DWhats worse, jerkin the dog or getting turned on by the dog??? :idea: :jawdrop:

[OutCole'd]

It saddens me that this kind of behavior takes place at a family establishment. Keep this at the Sand Bar where it belongs. :hammerhea

[alfonzo]

I dont know if socks will walk that far.

[Rexone]

Beaumont...
Where men are men (possibly but yet unproven),
the sheep are scared,
the dogs are smilin,
and the donut shop guy (who has a whole bunch of dogs tied up out back of the donut shop) says, would you like extra glaze on that sir?

[deltarat]

"VICE PREZ / FOUNDER"" RUNNING IT HARD ....IN BEAUMONT!" YOU KNOW HOW WE DO IT!!
This has a whole new meaning now doesn't it.

[RiverDave]

It saddens me that this kind of behavior takes place at a family establishment. Keep this at the Sand Bar where it belongs. :hammerhea
Jerking a dog off belongs at the sandbar?
RD :confused:

[OutCole'd]

Jerking a dog off belongs at the sandbar?
RD :confused:
Where is your sense of humor there dave?? :D

[HM]

Where is your sense of humor there dave?? :D
RD is right...it belongs in Parker. :)

[RiverDave]

RD is right...it belongs in Parker. :)
I was thinking it belongs in Elsinore? :D
Incidentally after reading this on the other thread... It is true.. Frenchie jerked a dog off. :jawdrop:
thats life...aint it!!! no one seemed to get up off the lawn and leave in disgust...several were laughing almost in tears!!?? You know me....anything for a good laugh and once again ...it was a hell of a laugh fest!! But like Jordy said if it wasnt me it would be and has been someone else gettin the pounding!!!
i take it with a grain of salt....things are different on Hb on the computer, than in person...as you obviously are pointing out with the responses to this !!!!!
no biggie, its all fun life is too F'n short not to have fun!!!
RD

[rivercrazy]

Even those crazy guys from Wildboyz and Jackass wouldn't do something like that. Hide you pets! :hammerhea

[mbrown2]

Even those crazy guys from Wildboyz and Jackass wouldn't do something like that. Hide you pets! :hammerhea
They have not done it Yet!...Dog Jerk'n or not....Frenchie and his crew were over the top and run amuck....I did not see the DOGJ...but for the most part....his girl crew made for an EPIC weekend... :wink:

[1Shockwaveguy]

I was thinking it belongs in Elsinore? :D
Incidentally after reading this on the other thread... It is true.. Frenchie jerked a dog off. :jawdrop:
RD
Thank god Frenchie wasn't there that day when my dogs eye was infected RD. God knows what he would have tried to do to "help her out"

[ELIMINAT THIS]

I was thinking it belongs in Elsinore? :D
Incidentally after reading this on the other thread... It is true.. Frenchie jerked a dog off. :jawdrop:
RD
Wow he f-ing wacked a dog off.Dude YOU WACKED A F_ING DOG OFF.There is no excuse for that drunk,trying to be funny what ever that is just f-ing sick.WOW. I still hope this is a joke.

[barbigrl]

Thank god Frenchie wasn't there that day when my dogs eye was infected RD. God knows what he would have tried to do to "help her out"
OMG is that you Jeremy?? :eek: :eek:

[Phat Matt]

Keep this at the Sand Bar where it belongs. :hammerhea
I thought this was the Sandbar? :jawdrop:

[RiverDave]

Wow he f-ing wacked a dog off.Dude YOU WACKED A F_ING DOG OFF.There is no excuse for that drunk,trying to be funny what ever that is just f-ing sick.WOW. I still hope this is a joke.
I just quoted what he wrote on the other thread.. He said everyone thought it was funny at the time? So there ya go.
Barbigirl, I would think that is Jeremy.. Dunno anyone else with a dog with a messed up eye?
RD

[Three Days Only]

Okay the truth must be told.....................
Bling Bling was the dog!!!

[ELIMINAT THIS]

I just quoted what he wrote on the other thread.. He said everyone thought it was funny at the time? So there ya go.
Barbigirl, I would think that is Jeremy.. Dunno anyone else with a dog with a messed up eye?
RD
I read that in the other thread also.What just blows my mind is what would make someone think,that dog looks like he wants me to jerk him off.WOW

[Phat Matt]

I read that in the other thread also.What just blows my mind is what would make someone think,that dog looks like he wants me to jerk him off.WOW
Maybe he winked and his lipstick was out. :eek: :supp:

[WYRD]

Maybe he winked and his lipstick was out. :eek: :supp:
Why do you call it lipstick Matt :idea: :supp: :D

[1Shockwaveguy]

OMG is that you Jeremy?? :eek: :eek:
Yeah, all it takes is one dumb ass beating off a dog to bring me out of the woodwork

[ELIMINAT THIS]

Maybe he winked and his lipstick was out. :eek: :supp:
When my dogs lipstick is out,the last thing in my mind is to reach down and rub one out for him. Maybe I should delete my sig line for this tread. I dont want any body to think Im frenchies long lost cusinfrom the other side of the family. :eek:

[Phat Matt]

Why do you call it lipstick Matt :idea: :supp: :D
I thought that is what you called it last time. :confused:
:D

[Havasu_Dreamin]

Absophuckinglutly disgusting! :yuk:

[OutCole'd]

I dont know if socks will walk that far.
For a good happy ending, I'd walk a few miles...... :D :D

[alfonzo]

For a good happy ending, I'd walk a few miles...... :D :D
NICE!!!!LOL :D

[barbigrl]

Yeah, all it takes is one dumb ass beating off a dog to bring me out of the woodwork
:rollside:

[topless]

It reminds me of the time the little guy from Southpark was milking the dog. :idea:

[Biglue]

It reminds me of the time the little guy from Southpark was milking the dog. :idea:
Or the time in Kingpin when Woddy Harelson was milking the cow, and they tell him they only hava bull. :D

[topless]

Or the time in Kingpin when Woddy Harelson was milking the cow, and they tell him they only hava bull. :DSperm mustache?

[Biglue]

Sperm mustache?
You remember that scene? F'n hilarious. Did you get your carpet squared away? Seriously.

[Biglue]

So, this has happened before? :D
I saw that opportunity, and I forgot to post while I kept reading.

[topless]

You remember that scene? F'n hilarious. Did you get your carpet squared away? Seriously.
Yes, I remember. I laugh just thinking about it. The carpet is getting LAID on Friday, Thanks for asking you sick MF. :D

[Biglue]

Yes, I remember. I laugh just thinking about it. The carpet is getting LAID on Friday, Thanks for asking you sick MF. :D
Hey I'm just checking to make sure you carpet needs have been satisfied. What will you do until Friday? :idea: Seriously (again) :D

[topless]

Hey I'm just checking to make sure you carpet needs have been satisfied. Seriously (again) :D
My needs are being taken care of. Thanks again.

[Biglue]

My needs are being taken care of. Thanks again.
Great. :D

[topless]

What will you do until Friday? :idea: Seriously (again) :DI'll just have to live with bare floors until then. :D

[Biglue]

I'll just have to live with bare floors until then. :D
Hardwood??? :D

[topless]

Hardwood??? :DI would NEVER carpet hardwood. I would polish it. :eek:

[Biglue]

I would NEVER carpet hardwood. I would polish it. :eek:
Splash!!!!!!!!
We are talking about floors right?

[topless]

Splash!!!!!!!!
We are talking about floors right?But of course we are. :rollside:

[Biglue]

But of course we are. :rollside:
Just checking. Boy if a conversation about floors with you is this intriguing how would flirting be like? :D

[topless]

Just checking. Boy if a conversation about floors with you is this intriguing how would flirting be like? :DI don't flirt. OK, I mean I don't flirt all the time. :D

[Biglue]

I don't flirt. OK, I mean I don't flirt all the time. :D
So is this flirting and can we delete Tom Brown from the picture? :D

[topless]

So is this flirting and can we delete Tom Brown from the picture? :DTom is like a puppy, you feed him once and he never goes away.

[Biglue]

Tom is like a puppy, you feed him once and he never goes away.
O.K. let's feed him leftovers then. :D

[topless]

O.K. let's feed him leftovers then. :DIf you just throw him some bran he'll be happy. :D

[Biglue]

If you just throw him some bran he'll be happy. :D
I'm worried about what's gong to make you and your carpet happy.

[topless]

I'm worried about what's gong to make you and your carpet happy.The installation will make me happy. :D

[MagicMtnDan]

There are people who walk dogs but until now, in my entire life, I have never heard of anyone dog wacking. It's still disgusting and somewhat worrisome that no attempt has been made to dispel the rumor that continues to circulate.
I'll go on record now as saying anyone wacking a dog has some serious problems that cannot be attributed to alcohol. I've known some serious alcoholics and none of them ever had the inclination to wack a dog. Hell, they usually couldn't even walk it.

[Biglue]

The installation will make me happy. :D
How "big" or "small" a job is it????

[Jordy]

It's still disgusting and somewhat worrisome that no attempt has been made to dispel the rumor that continues to circulate.
I think it's a little more than a rumor MMD:
thats life...aint it!!! no one seemed to get up off the lawn and leave in disgust...several were laughing almost in tears!!?? You know me....anything for a good laugh and once again ...it was a hell of a laugh fest!!

[spectras only]

There are people who walk dogs but until now, in my entire life, I have never heard of anyone dog wacking.
MMD, have you heard of Xaviera Hollander ;) :D ?

[Moe_Havi]

Hey, how bout them Angels?

[LHC30Victory]

MMD, have you heard of Xaviera Hollander ;) :D ?
I think you are showing your age if you know about her!

[Bling Bling]

Frenchie Jerked a dog off? On one hand I'm shocked and appauled... On the other I'm not.
You know how they do it....
RD
RD, I witnessed it with my own eyes. Shit was funny. The look on the dog was priceless. We all jumped in a truck and drove to a house boat we hijacked and the dog jumped up and followed us. I think he thought the jerk off king was with us. :D

[riverroyal]

did the dog tip him with a milk bone for the happy ending?

[HM]

I'll go on record now as saying anyone wacking a dog has some serious problems that cannot be attributed to alcohol. I've known some serious alcoholics and none of them ever had the inclination to wack a dog. Hell, they usually couldn't even walk it.
The secret life of Zoophiles... (http://www.zoophilia.net/secretlife.php)
I googled "jerking off a dog" and found several sites on Zoophiles....Now we know the real reason Frenchie was attracted to HavaZoo!!!
MMD - this site confirms what you went on record to say about the act. This site is very disturbing in that they defend "loving" their animals. Oh, and that the animals are consenting. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[HORNY _DAWG]

OMG you focker Frenchie..you told me it would be our secret!..thursday is off unless you promise to do that thing again!...

[mbrown2]

OMG you focker Frenchie..you told me it would be our secret!..thursday is off unless you promise to do that thing again!...
LMAO....I figured someone would have spoofed the dog yesterday.

[HORNY _DAWG]

LMAO....I figured someone would have spoofed the dog yesterday.
I tried to get on here but i couldnt ..it was freking bath day i hate bath day..damn cat is all like hey look at you in the tub stupid,,then i was all wet and when they fiinally let me go..cat was gone I was gonna bite his mangy ass then they shut off the computer and i'll be damnde if I could find the power button..th ekid was looking at naked girls to day and forgot to turn it off

[MagicMtnDan]

It's still disgusting and somewhat worrisome that no attempt has been made to dispel the rumor that continues to circulate.
I think it's a little more than a rumor MMD:
thats life...aint it!!! no one seemed to get up off the lawn and leave in disgust...several were laughing almost in tears!!?? You know me....anything for a good laugh and once again ...it was a hell of a laugh fest!!
OK, so where did Frenchie ("Bitch Wacker") say that? I didn't see it posted anywhere. I'd just like to see it for myself before I comment any further about a truly perverse "act."

[Magic34]

I very rarely comment on anythtng like this, but it seems to have happened, and no one has denied it.
This is wrong, and someone should get some help for drinking. If not drunk, start drinking and get help. Everyone thought it was funny? Guy with hand on dog's nutz, I'm out.
If it's a joke, that would be the act of jerking a dog off happeneing at all, it's about the point of too far.
Now the part about the Houseboat hijack, classic!!! LMAO

[Brian]

For some reason my old screen name doesn't appeal to me any more...
:yuk:

[Party Cat]

For some reason my old screen name doesn't appeal to me any more...
:yuk:
ROTFLMAO :D :D
I don't blame ya for the change LOL
Would ya like me to change your name ofer on RRL to Brian :)

[OutCole'd]

For some reason my old screen name doesn't appeal to me any more...
:yuk:
LMAO !!!!!!! :D :D

[Brian]

ROTFLMAO :D :D
I don't blame ya for the change LOL
Would ya like me to change your name ofer on RRL to Brian :)
Sure, that'd be great, thanks!
:D

[MagicMtnDan]

Brian, sorry to hear you had to give up the old screen name. It's understandable but you should talk to the moderators here so you can get your old post count back.

[Brian]

Brian, sorry to hear you had to give up the old screen name. It's understandable but you should talk to the moderators here so you can get your old post count back.
I was thinking about it anyways, time for a change. Post count? Wouldn't want to look like too much of a post *****!
:D

[Debbolas]

This is grossing me out...someone please tell me this is a joke! :cry:

[hot_diggity_dog]

ROTFLMAO :D :D
I don't blame ya for the change LOL
Would ya like me to change your name ofer on RRL to Brian :)
How about MagicBrian?
HDD

[Party Cat]

Sure, that'd be great, thanks!
:D
OK...ya will need to logon as 'Brian' over there now :)

[BoatFloating]

"How many Pumps Does It Take To Get To The Tootsie Roll Center" I don't know ask the French Poodle guy :squiggle: :2purples:
My new signature.... :rollside:

[OutCole'd]

"How many Pumps Does It Take To Get To The Tootsie Roll Center" I don't know ask the French Poodle guy :squiggle: :2purples:
My new signature.... :rollside:
:D Nice

[Jordy]

OK, so where did Frenchie ("Bitch Wacker") say that? I didn't see it posted anywhere. I'd just like to see it for myself before I comment any further about a truly perverse "act."
http://www2.***boat.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1334525#post1334525
Post #22. :D

[barbigrl]

For some reason my old screen name doesn't appeal to me any more...
:yuk:
Who did you used to be???

[Jordy]

Who did you used to be???
D-O-G-house. ;)
I'd change it too. :D

[rivercrazy]

D-O-G-house. ;)
I'd change it too. :D
ROFLMFAO! I'd change my name as well!

[SHAKE-YO-AZZ]

This is grossing me out...someone please tell me this is a joke! :cry:
sorry, at first I thought it was just a bad joke and rumor but there were wits to the crime LMAO

[OutCole'd]

Those french like a howling good time.
He'll be barking up the wrong tree if he goes after my dog. :D

[SHAKE-YO-AZZ]

MMMMMM
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1616AMDR_53.jpg

[BoatFloating]

MMMMMM
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1616AMDR_53.jpg
As they say the evidence is in the pudding or in this case the butt..... :messedup:

[RiverToysJas]

"How many Pumps Does It Take To Get To The Tootsie Roll Center" I don't know ask the French Poodle guy :squiggle: :2purples:
My new signature.... :rollside:
I got a new sig line too!!!
RTJas :D

[Jordy]

MMMMMM
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1616AMDR_53.jpg
That picture is just screaming for some animation... :D

[PlyaPlya22]

What do you say to that??? WTF???

[SHAKE-YO-AZZ]

What do you say to that??? WTF???
What up my brother :devil:

[spectras only]

I think you are showing your age if you know about her!
A girl told me about her back in the 70's :hammerhea :wink: :D . Just show you , heh

[2sand2]

OMG you focker Frenchie..you told me it would be our secret!..thursday is off unless you promise to do that thing again!...
OMG This absolutly killed me.... :D
now I have to search out where else 'horny-dawg' is posting....

[PlyaPlya22]

What up my brother :devil:
Looks like the tag team is back in action!!

[DryHeatOnly]

DUDE!!! What were you thinkin'?!?!?!! :jawdrop:
Oh well, glad I missed it.
Was this Friday or Saturday? I hope it was after I shook your hand when I saw you at KL on Friday night :jawdrop:

[PlyaPlya22]

The worst was watching him enjoy it (and by him i do mean the person doing it :2purples: :2purples: :2purples: ) that dog was one happy guy though
Now I know how Frenchie's arms got so big :2purples: :hammerhea :D

[SHAKE-YO-AZZ]

Looks like the tag team is back in action!!
and you know that,
SYA and his wingman PLYA rides again :lightsabe

[TRIMM MANN]

and you know that,
SYA and his wingman PLYA again :lightsabe
Alright Mel,
Who did you guys tag.
GINGER? :cry:

[SHAKE-YO-AZZ]

Alright Mel,
Who did you guys tag.
GINGER? :cry:
I think it was a two for two deal, I couldnt leave my wingman out :wink: since it was his BD weekend. I must say the ride back was interesting :2purples:

[ELIMINAT THIS]

Alright Mel,
Who did you guys tag.
GINGER? :cry:
Ginger is a odd name for a male dog. :D

[TRIMM MANN]

I think it was a two for two deal, I couldnt leave my wingman out :wink: since it was his BD weekend. I must say the ride back was interesting :2purples:
As always Mel :devil:
YOU ARE MY HERO

[Liberator TJ1984]

http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1616AMDR_53.jpg
Someone fell in Love , while the other just fell asleep :sleeping: :D

[HM]

http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1616AMDR_53.jpg
Someone fell in Love , while the other just fell asleep :sleeping: :D
This is one of the pictures that gets remembered as a "Red Flag" that got ignored.
Coincidence? You know what they say about coincidences. :idea:

[HORNY _DAWG]

MMMMMM
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1616AMDR_53.jpg
HEY that's one of my Homies, he told me bout that! he was like drinking some leftover peppermint shnapps that some drunk left in the sand, then he passed out. He said he woke up and the Frenchie guy was like " ok dog don't move" then WAHHHOOOO.....Yipe ...WOOOOMP there it is !!!! How you people say it? two on the dink and one in the stink! :messedup:

[Mandelon]

Riverkitty is going to be heartbroken. :frown:

[hoolign]

HEY that's one of my Homies, he told me bout that! he was like drinking some leftover peppermint shnapps that some drunk left in the sand, then he passed out. He said he woke up and the Frenchie guy was like " ok dog don't move" then WAHHHOOOO.....Yipe ...WOOOOMP there it is !!!! How you people say it? two on the dink and one in the stink! :messedup:
that's some funny ( sick) but funny shit right there! :D :D

[Blown 472]

HEY that's one of my Homies, he told me bout that! he was like drinking some leftover peppermint shnapps that some drunk left in the sand, then he passed out. He said he woke up and the Frenchie guy was like " ok dog don't move" then WAHHHOOOO.....Yipe ...WOOOOMP there it is !!!! How you people say it? two on the dink and one in the stink! :messedup:
So this guy sees you licking your balls and wants some of that or what?? :confused:

[HORNY _DAWG]

So this guy sees you licking your balls and wants some of that or what?? :confused:
oHH ya know now that you mention it i knew someone was watching me and now that I really think about it it's kinda sick but hey It felt good :2purples:

[Debbolas]

Riverkitty is going to be heartbroken. :frown:
Maybe she won't find out :wink:

[HighRoller]

Another unforgettable weekend with the D(og) Row boys..... He can't even explain this one away by saying he was helping the dog through the fence....

[Blown 472]

Another unforgettable weekend with the D(og) Row boys..... He can't even explain this one away by saying he was helping the dog through the fence....
I am sure he will be looking for the sheep caught in the fence, better not let his dogie pal hear about it thou.

[HORNY _DAWG]

I am sure he will be looking for the sheep caught in the fence, better not let his dogie pal hear about it thou.
SHEEP???WHERE IS DAT FRICKEN SHEEP?? I KILL THAT FOCKER !!! FRENCHIE IS IT TRUE????? I HATE THOSE STINKY SHEEP! NO WONDER MY DICK ITCHES....WOOL :yuk: :yuk:

[Havasu Hangin']

Another unforgettable weekend with the D(og) Row boys..... He can't even explain this one away by saying he was helping the dog through the fence....
I don't think D-Row will even claim this one.
Better ask the Bonemont crew...
:cool:

[BoatFloating]

I don't think D-Row will even claim this one.
Better ask the Bonemont crew...
:cool:
Like HH said he's not D Row. There are some acts that below our standards and that be one of them.....
:eek: :D

[DryHeatOnly]

The Beaumont crew is reviewing the incident. :notam:
On second thought, they probably won't. :2purples:
It's too painful. :D
Could this bring an end to Beaumont as we know it? ;)

[MagicMtnDan]

Could this bring an end to Beaumont as we know it? ;)
Nah, it looks like they're all drinking da Kool-Aid

[HM]

Nah, it looks like they're all drinking da Kool-Aid
Or they got a meth lab cuttin corners on some of the "organic" ingredients. :hammer2: :hammer2: :hammer2: :hammer2:

[Jordy]

I don't think D-Row will even claim this one.
Better ask the Bonemont crew...
:cool:
Yeah, we'd let Barbigrl back into D-row before claiming Chief Strokealottamutts. ;)

[Brian]

Ya know, last year at the dam run dealio was cool, hangin out on the beach, grillin and chillin (saw that somewhere on HB.com!), talkin Redlands and East Highlands with Leon was cool, no issues at all. But then along comes half truths about the whole Sandbar/ThompsonBay/Channel incident, and now this doggie style deal, and I'm kinda wondering... Really trying not to be judgemental here but it's a little difficult! We all do stupid sh!t from time to time. Key is to learn and move forward. Cheers.
:cool:

[hoolign]

Ya know, last year at the dam run dealio was cool, hangin out on the beach, grillin and chillin (saw that somewhere on HB.com!), talkin Redlands and East Highlands with Leon was cool, no issues at all. But then along comes half truths about the whole Sandbar/ThompsonBay/Channel incident, and now this doggie style deal, and I'm kinda wondering... Really trying not to be judgemental here but it's a little difficult! We all do stupid sh!t from time to time. Key is to learn and move forward. Cheers.
:cool:
I'm sure Frenchie learned somthing alright.how to get a dog off in under 14 seconds
:D

[Brian]

I'm sure Frenchie learned somthing alright.how to get a dog off in under 14 seconds
:D
Thanks you're a big help.
:D
ps: LMAO!

[hoolign]

ttt :notam:

[Sane Asylum]

I tried to get on here but i couldnt ..it was freking bath day i hate bath day..damn cat is all like hey look at you in the tub stupid,,then i was all wet and when they fiinally let me go..cat was gone I was gonna bite his mangy ass then they shut off the computer and i'll be damnde if I could find the power button..th ekid was looking at naked girls to day and forgot to turn it off
ROTFLMAO..........Please stop Horny.......Fockin Red Bull all over my keyboard cuz of you.....
Sounds like you had a great weekend with the guys (OK, maybe one of em') at the Family picnic.........You told me you were gunna find yourself a biatch......
How come it took you so long to find the the HO with the good hand??

[IN2-IN2MX]

Eowwww....glad we're MIA from Havasu. That's sick! :yuk:

[RiverRatMike]

that is one sick mo fo! Dude you have issues to do that to a dog. Sicko!!!! :hammerhea

[MagicMtnDan]

Mid-winter bump

[Kachina26]

Mid-winter bump
Dead horse whack!

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

Holy dog crap!! I can't believe you did that. . . wait, yes I can. Frenchie lives on in infamy.

[Mandelon]

Could this bring an end to Beaumont as we know it? ;)
Wow. The insight by DHO on this was exactly on the money. :cool: If only it had happened sooner. :rollside

[topless]

bump

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

:jawdrop:
Can't let sleeping dogs lie, can you? (pun intended)

[rrrr]

bump
LMAO, the queen of Shit Stirring strikes again.......:D