Let's say

[Tom Brown]

... that through some strange cosmic happenstance, you find your dick wrapped with packing tape... from glans to base.

[Biglue]

Ok......

[TheLurker]

And there's bubble wrap covering your ass...

[Tom Brown]

And there's bubble wrap covering your ass...
In this case, you might want to back off on the solid food too. :idea:

[sorry dog]

I'd consult with Frenchie.

[CandyA$$]

How is it the voting is 50/50?
With the skin there your best bet slowly.
LOL

[HM]

I'd consult with Frenchie.
LOL!!
:D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

is this a new kind of brazilian wax. :2purples: :p

[Chase]

Tom, are you experiencing this at this time, and secretly looking for advise on how to handle the situation?? :idea:

[Her454]

Who else thinks that Tom Brown and Blown 472 are distant relatives? :D

[OutCole'd]

I've tried it both ways, fast & slow, and it hurts like hell either way.

[Chase]

I suggest soaking everything in varsol...then the glue will release without a problem.... :squiggle:

[BarryMac]

Tom Brown = One twisted Dude!!!

[CandyA$$]

What the hell are you doing putting tape on the skin there???? :hammerhea :eek:

[HM]

That actually sounds like the new rape device they have in South Africa.
A woman designed a product call the Rat Trap. It is inserted like a tampon and acts like a chinese finger lock, only with metal teeth. It digs into the head of a penis and cannot be taken off without industrial tools. And, you cannot pee until it is off.
The only side effect is they fear the women will die in retaliation, although it is said to be so painful that they may be preoccupied?
It only costs $0.35 U.S. dollars.
Rumor has it they are working on ones for dogs. :jawdrop:

[Biglue]

That actually sounds like the new rape device they have in South Africa.
A woman designed a product call the Rat Trap. It is inserted like a tampon and acts like a chinese finger lock, only with metal teeth. It digs into the head of a penis and cannot be taken off without industrial tools. And, you cannot pee until it is off.
The only side effect is they fear the women will die in retaliation, although it is said to be so painful that they may be preoccupied?
It only costs $0.35 U.S. dollars.
Rumor has it they are working on ones for dogs. :jawdrop:
Lets install some of those on boys. MJ won't get off the next time. There is the proof right there.

[CandyA$$]

LMAO!
There you go.

[AZKC]

I say leave it on and see how she likes it :crossx: :rollside:

[WYRD]

I would leave it and have a permacondom :D :lightsabe

[HM]

Lets install some of those on boys. MJ won't get off the next time. There is the proof right there.
In more ways than one.... :sqeyes:

[HOSS]

This is a tough one Brown. But I`d go slow. Thats my privates. Plus I`m full of more tape than the average Joe! :cry:

[rrrr]

What kinda tape exactly, TB? You have the clear type, the brown thick type, the brown paper kind that runs throught the wet sponge machine to activate the adhesive, and the type with fiberglass filiments in it. Lotsa choices there.
My guess is to peel it off slow.
Next question, what do you do if you accidently staple your dick to a corrugated box with one of these?
http://www.stapleheadquarters.com/carton-stapler/mini-air-mid.jpg
Boy, that's gotta hurt.

[Second "PLACE"]

I'd consult with Frenchie.
ROTFLMAO !!!!

[Debbolas]

Take it off the same way you do pasties...........in the shower, peel very slowly, after soaking and soaping up! :D

[Biglue]

I say leave it on and see how she likes it :crossx: :rollside:
Masked for her pleasure. :D

[Ziggy]

I'd hate to know what state of mind and under what circumstances you experienced such a sticky situation Tom..........WTF are they feeding you up there in canatard??? :D :D

[HM]

I'd hate to know what state of mind and under what circumstances you experienced such a sticky situation Tom..........WTF are they feeding you up there in canatard??? :D :D
Perhaps it was just an "innocent" stunt Tom pulled for laughs at a river party?
Come on Ziggy, this is just a sign of an over the top party, don't harass the guy. :D :D :D :D

[Debbolas]

I'd hate to know what state of mind and under what circumstances you experienced such a sticky situation Tom..........WTF are they feeding you up there in canatard??? :D :D
Did you know that they can't buy beer at the market?
That may have something to do with it :D

[Ziggy]

Did you know that they can't buy beer at the market?
That may have something to do with it :D
Must be home brew then--that might explain a few things with Tom. ;)
Home Brew + Tom's Bran Muffin = weird thoughts :D :D :D

[rrrr]

Must be home brew then--that might explain a few things with Tom. ;)
Home Brew + Tom's Bran Muffin = weird thoughts :D :D :D
Maybe he's making bran muffin pruno in the toilet tank, the desperate inmate thing, ya' know??
:jawdrop: :jawdrop:

[VEGASBABY]

If you pull it off fast, your a metrosexual, it becomes male waxing of the nads!!! :D

[Rexone]

Who else thinks that Tom Brown and Blown 472 are distant relatives? :D
No way T they are definately first cousins and Hoss is their dad I hear.

[Tom Brown]

No way T they are definately first cousins...
Mondale for president.

[sorry dog]

Kim Hanson for Surgeon General.

[HOSS]

What kinda tape exactly, TB? You have the clear type, the brown thick type, the brown paper kind that runs throught the wet sponge machine to activate the adhesive, and the type with fiberglass filiments in it. Lotsa choices there.
My guess is to peel it off slow.
Next question, what do you do if you accidently staple your dick to a corrugated box with one of these?
http://www.stapleheadquarters.com/carton-stapler/mini-air-mid.jpg
Boy, that's gotta hurt.
See Brown,,,,,,there`s a lot more to think about! I vote for a new poll. This one is full of riddles.