The Most Functional English Word

[RVRGIRL]

The Most Functional English Word
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider:
You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!
Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........
Well, Shit Happens!!!

[Forkin' Crazy]

Well, I think fxck is the most used word... just look at the population increase..... well, after a bunch of fxcks happen, a bunch of shitting begins.. maybe you are right after all.... :rolleyes:
:crossx:

[Forkin' Crazy]

Also, remember what George Carlin said in one of his skits... "Man I gotto take a shit!" "No, I only have 3 more shits left, and it's a weekend!"
"You don't take a shit, YOU LEAVE A SHIT!!!!"
:)

[Rexone]

Well, I think fxck is the most used word... just look at the population increase..... well, after a bunch of fxcks happen, a bunch of shitting begins.. maybe you are right after all.... :rolleyes:
:crossx:
Now that's just a bunch a crap. You obviously don't know shit about shinola.

[mike37]

were do you guys/girls come up with this shit good shit for a Sunday morning

[Cheap Thrills]

Just when I thought I had my shit together , halfway through my morning shit I looked over at an empty roll of toilet paper. I thought I was shit outta luck but noticed last months issue of Car Craft sitting on the floor. Kids dont try this at home, those glossy pages sure are nice for reading but they aint worth a shit for whiping your ass.
C.T. :wink:

[bordsmnj]

you guys know your shit. :)

[FMluvswater]

Just when I thought I had my shit together , halfway through my morning shit I looked over at an empty roll of toilet paper. I thought I was shit outta luck but noticed last months issue of Car Craft sitting on the floor. Kids dont try this at home, those glossy pages sure are nice for reading but they aint worth a shit for whiping your ass.
C.T. :wink:
:supp: I've always suspected this. :idea: You know, some shit you just gotta find out for yourself but thanks to you this won't be one of those instances for me. :smile:

[Rexone]

This is why you should always keep an old shitty newpaper in the bathroom (or an old oudated shit phone book). There is so much shit you can use a newpaper for. You can wipe shit off, wrap shit up, roll shit up, wad shit up in it, lay shit on it, mask shit off with it when you're painting shit. You can even lay it down and let your puppy shit on it. The list of shit you can use newpaper for is almost endless.

[Cheap Thrills]

This is why you should always keep an old shitty newpaper in the bathroom (or an old oudated shit phone book). There is so much shit you can use a newpaper for. You can wipe shit off, wrap shit up, roll shit up, wad shit up in it, lay shit on it, mask shit off with it when you're painting shit. You can even lay it down and let your puppy shit on it. The list of shit you can use newpaper for is almost endless.
Thats a No Shitter :p Theres an old news paper under the stack of Car Craft mags. now not to mention a fresh roll of moon floss on the spindle.
I should be good for a day or two.
C.T. :wink:

[bordsmnj]

moon floss????? wtf!!! thats my new favorite word! LMFAO!!! :)