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[BROADMINDED]

Whats Crackin

[Miss Perfect]

Welcome
Yes.... I am catching on indeed :D

[Tom Brown]

Whats Crackin
Hoolign's ass.
Welcome. :cool:

[mbrown2]

Welcome :)

[Mrs.Racer277]

Welcome. :) Jump on in and have fun. :)

[BROADMINDED]

Whats Goin On Guys. I Have Been Reading Along For About 3 Weeks Now And Decided To Register Today. Been Reading Some Funny Stuff

[Biglue]

Broadminded huh? Explain yourself.
BTW welcome aboard.

[BROADMINDED]

It Is The Name Of Our Circle Boat

[Mrs.Racer277]

It Is The Name Of Our Circle Boat
Will you be in Chowchilla this weekend???

[BROADMINDED]

Yeah We Will Be There

[Biglue]

It Is The Name Of Our Circle Boat
Explain yourself. :D :D
Just f'n with you.

[Debbolas]

Welcome :wink:

[Mrs.Racer277]

Yeah We Will Be There
Stop by Urban Menace Pitts TAH and say HI! The hubby will be there Thrusday and I will be there Saturday-Sunday. :D

[BROADMINDED]

Will Do.

[phuggit]

Welcome. I was gonna warn you about some shady peeps around here. But since you've been lurking for three weeks you should know all about them. ;)

[topless]

Welcome. I was gonna warn you about some shady peeps around here. But since you've been lurking for three weeks you should know all about them. ;)
Shady people???? Here??? Naw.
Welcome anyway. :)

[BROADMINDED]

Yeah I Have Read Some Nasty Stuff. But Since I Am New I Wont Mention Any Names Out Of Respect. I Guess It's An Italian Thing

[topless]

Yeah I Have Read Some Nasty Stuff. But Since I Am New I Wont Mention Any Names Out Of Respect. I Guess It's An Italian ThingOh you'll just whack em right? I hope I'm not on your list. :cry:

[barbigrl]

Whats Goin On Guys. I Have Been Reading Along For About 3 Weeks Now And Decided To Register Today. Been Reading Some Funny Stuff
Your brave!! :wink:

[Biglue]

Watch out for topless. She's shady.

[BROADMINDED]

Haha. No I Dont Have A List..............yet. No Just Kidding. I Just Figured Like Everything Else That People Do, You Have To Earn Respect First, And I Think Alot Of People Forget That.

[meaniam]

italian give warning sometime fish heads on your doorstep. head of your horse in your bed. the mafia best buisness orgination around. if they offer you security you best take it.
with the mafia you dont need to second guess where you stand. it is str8 forward. this is what i like.
mike

[topless]

Haha. No I Dont Have A List..............yet. No Just Kidding. I Just Figured Like Everything Else That People Do, You Have To Earn Respect First, And I Think Alot Of People Forget That.You should have been here when I joined. It was not a pretty sight. :frown:

[Biglue]

You should have been here when I joined. It was not a pretty sight. :frown:
How about some details.

[Tom Brown]

I recall things got pretty windy for a while.

[BROADMINDED]

Straight Forward Is The Only Way To Be. None Of The Beating Around The Bush Stuff. Just Say It Like It Is.

[topless]

Details.Juat ask about a couple horses.

[BROADMINDED]

Topless What Was So Bad. It Could Not Of Been Worse Then It Has Been Lately In Here.

[Tom Brown]

Straight Forward Is The Only Way To Be. None Of The Beating Around The Bush Stuff. Just Say It Like It Is.
I don't like you BROADMINDED, and I intend to run you off the forums.

[topless]

I recall things got pretty windy for a while.LMAO!!!!!!!!

[topless]

Topless What Was So Bad. It Could Not Of Been Worse Then It Has Been Lately In Here.
Lets just say it took me a long to to live it down.

[Biglue]

Juat ask about a couple horses.
Interesting.

[Biglue]

I don't like you BROADMINDED, and I intend to run you off the forums.
BACK!!!! BACK!!!!! DOWN TOM BROWN!!!!!

[Tom Brown]

BACK!!!! BACK!!!!! DOWN TOM BROWN!!!!!
I sent him a PM letting him know I was just kidding. I hope he got a chuckle out of it and didn't log out forever but... either way, it's all good. :D :D :D

[Biglue]

I sent him a PM letting him know I was just kidding. I hope he got a chuckle out of it and didn't log out forever but... either way, it's all good. :D :D :D
When he said he saw some shady people, I honestly thought of some of your comments. HOw funny you step in with one like that one.

[BROADMINDED]

Why Cause I Speak The Truth. Damn I Just Got Here Tom Brown. I Have Not Said A Single Thing To Anyone. I Dont Want To Get Off On The Wrong Foot With Anybody Here. Looks Like Eveyone Here Has Alot Of Fun And I Wanted To Join In On The Fun. Thats It.

[Biglue]

Why Cause I Speak The Truth. Damn I Just Got Here Tom Brown. I Have Not Said A Single Thing To Anyone. I Dont Want To Get Off On The Wrong Foot With Anybody Here. Looks Like Eveyone Here Has Alot Of Fun And I Wanted To Join In On The Fun. Thats It.
Whoa easy there tiger. It's all in fun.

[Biglue]

I believe your sarcasm sensor needs to be replaced. :notam:
Perhaps a whole new unit???

[Wake Havasu]

I am lurking and learning.

[topless]

Looks Like Eveyone Here Has Alot Of Fun And I Wanted To Join In On The Fun. Thats It.Then you need to consider this posting as a job. :)

[Tom Brown]

Why Cause I Speak The Truth. Damn I Just Got Here Tom Brown. I Have Not Said A Single Thing To Anyone. I Dont Want To Get Off On The Wrong Foot With Anybody Here. Looks Like Eveyone Here Has Alot Of Fun And I Wanted To Join In On The Fun. Thats It.
Hey BM... in the upper right of your screen, just under "Welcome, BROADMINDED."... you will see a link that says, "Private Messages". Click on that and then look for a message from Tom Brown.
:)

[BROADMINDED]

Yeah I Got It Thanks. Nope Just In Here Trying To Have A Lil Fun. I Knew You Were Jokin. Still Trying To Figure Stuff Out.

[Nord]

What up BM!!!!!!! Don't worry about Tom, His eleventybillion posts speak for themself for he has diarhea of the mouth or fingers!! :wink: :D

[MAINEVENT]

Welcome to the madness :crossx:

[BROADMINDED]

Hahaha

[Tom Brown]

Don't worry about Tom, His eleventybillion posts speak for themself for he has diarhea of the mouth or fingers!! :wink: :D
Don't make me go all Jordy on you.

[BROADMINDED]

Thanks Mainevent. I Will Catch On To All Of This Sooner Or Later

[Biglue]

Thanks Mainevent. I Will Catch On To All Of This Sooner Or Later
Hey as the new booty you should post some G/F or wifey pics.

[Tom Brown]

Thanks Mainevent. I Will Catch On To All Of This Sooner Or Later
I'm sure you'll be part of the crowd in no time. :)
Once you relax a little, you'll probably take it a little easier on the shift key. :cool:

[topless]

Hey Broadminded, I got an avatar for you. No need to thank me. :wink:
http://fatbottomedgirls.net/suzys.jpg

[Mrs.Racer277]

Hey Broadminded, I got an avatar for you. No need to thank me. :wink:
http://fatbottomedgirls.net/suzys.jpg
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! WTF thanks Topless :jawdrop:

[Nord]

I'm sure you'll be part of the crowd in no time. :)
Once you relax a little, you'll probably take it a little easier on the shift key. :cool:
:D :D :D

[topless]

Just here to help as always. :D

[BROADMINDED]

Lmao. Thanks. Now Thats What You Call A Moped.

[Nord]

Is this the wifey???
http://www.glossynews.com/artman/uploads/ugly_pregnant_chick.jpg

[topless]

Lmao. Thanks. Now Thats What You Call A Moped.I'll even throw in a bag of flour if you'd like. :D

[Tom Brown]

Is this the wifey???
http://www.glossynews.com/artman/uploads/ugly_pregnant_chick.jpg
It looks like she's got an ingrown boner.

[Biglue]

I'll even throw in a bag of flour if you'd like. :D
Wow Topless that was like a dude post.

[BROADMINDED]

Hahaha No Thats Not Mine. I Wish I Knew How To Do All Of That Stuff. I Will Learn Though.

[Biglue]

Hahaha No Thats Not Mine. I Wish I Knew How To Do All Of That Stuff. I Will Learn Though.
Well first you have to have sex. Then comes the prego. :D

[topless]

Wow Topless that was like a dude post.Maybe but YOU were thinking it.

[BROADMINDED]

Haha No Mean Learning How To Post All Of Those Pictures. Haha. Walked Into That One.

[Biglue]

Maybe but YOU were thinking it.
Well that's because I'm a DUDE.

[Nord]

Well first you have to have sex. Then comes the prego. :D
:D :D :D :cry: :cry:

[Biglue]

Haha No Mean Learning How To Post All Of Those Pictures. Haha. Walked Into That One.
Yes and I couldn't let it slide.

[topless]

Well that's because I'm a DUDE.I don't even know what it means. :confused:

[Biglue]

I don't even know what it means. :confused:
How do you have sex with a big chick?
You coat her with flour and lick all the wet spots to find the right "entrance". If you come accross one that tastes like shit back up to the previous one.
It's prolly where it came from.

[Nord]

how about this??? Avitar???http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062857/K=broadminded/v=2/SID=w/l=II/R=2/SS=p/OID=0a76086e134cd78e/SIG=1gmq3tjdj/EXP=1118876712/*-http%3A//images.search.yahoo.com/search/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fs earch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dbroadminded%26ei%3DUTF-8%26fr%3Dmoz2%26fl%3D0%26x%3Dwrt&h=502&w=504&imgcurl=www.danacountryman.com%2Fdanacovers%2FCH_B ROADMINDED.JPG&imgurl=www.danacountryman.com%2Fdanacovers%2FCH_BR OADMINDED.JPG&size=95.2kB&name=CH_BROADMINDED.JPG&rcurl=http%3A%2F%2Fjohnnyuma.stumbleupon.com%2Farc hive%2F150&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fjohnnyuma.stumbleupon.com%2Farch ive%2F150&p=broadminded&type=jpeg&no=2&tt=130&ei=UTF-8

[topless]

how about this??? Avitar???http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062857/K=broadminded/v=2/SID=w/l=II/R=2/SS=p/OID=0a76086e134cd78e/SIG=1gmq3tjdj/EXP=1118876712/*-http%3A//images.search.yahoo.com/search/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fs earch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dbroadminded%26ei%3DUTF-8%26fr%3Dmoz2%26fl%3D0%26x%3Dwrt&h=502&w=504&imgcurl=www.danacountryman.com%2Fdanacovers%2FCH_B ROADMINDED.JPG&imgurl=www.danacountryman.com%2Fdanacovers%2FCH_BR OADMINDED.JPG&size=95.2kB&name=CH_BROADMINDED.JPG&rcurl=http%3A%2F%2Fjohnnyuma.stumbleupon.com%2Farc hive%2F150&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fjohnnyuma.stumbleupon.com%2Farch ive%2F150&p=broadminded&type=jpeg&no=2&tt=130&ei=UTF-8Wow, I like that one!LOL

[Biglue]

how about this??? Avitar???http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062857/K=broadminded/v=2/SID=w/l=II/R=2/SS=p/OID=0a76086e134cd78e/SIG=1gmq3tjdj/EXP=1118876712/*-http%3A//images.search.yahoo.com/search/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fs earch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dbroadminded%26ei%3DUTF-8%26fr%3Dmoz2%26fl%3D0%26x%3Dwrt&h=502&w=504&imgcurl=www.danacountryman.com%2Fdanacovers%2FCH_B ROADMINDED.JPG&imgurl=www.danacountryman.com%2Fdanacovers%2FCH_BR OADMINDED.JPG&size=95.2kB&name=CH_BROADMINDED.JPG&rcurl=http%3A%2F%2Fjohnnyuma.stumbleupon.com%2Farc hive%2F150&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fjohnnyuma.stumbleupon.com%2Farch ive%2F150&p=broadminded&type=jpeg&no=2&tt=130&ei=UTF-8
Very nice. How do you resize it? :D

[Nord]

oops i'm new how about this http://www.danacountryman.com/danacovers/CH_BROADMINDED.JPG

[Tom Brown]

It's prolly where it came from.
You fell for her innocent act, Lue. Don't let her fool you again, she is an expert on men, how we think, and what turns us on. She can take a man to the peak of ecstasy and then make him explode like wedding confetti.
Innocent... LMAO! :D

[Biglue]

oops i'm new how about this http://www.danacountryman.com/danacovers/CH_BROADMINDED.JPG
Nah, I like the scribble better. :idea:

[Tom Brown]

oops i'm new how about this
Welcome, Nord.

[topless]

You fell for her innocent act, Lue. Don't let her fool you again, she is an expert on men, how we think, and what turns us on. She can take a man to the peak of ecstasy and then make him explode like wedding confetti.
Innocent... LMAO! :DAre you trying to blow my cover? :(

[Biglue]

You fell for her innocent act, Lue. Don't let her fool you again, she is an expert on men, how we think, and what turns us on. She can take a man to the peak of ecstasy and then make him explode like wedding confetti.
Innocent... LMAO! :D
Thanks. I thought there was something fishy about her carpet question..... :D

[Biglue]

Are you trying to blow my cover? :(
You're undercover??

[topless]

Thanks. I thought there was something fishy about her carpet question..... :DThe carpet is installed Thank you very much! :crossx:

[Tom Brown]

Thanks. I thought there was something fishy about her carpet question..... :D
I'd comment on the fish carpet issue but I don't want to blow Topless' cover any more than I already have.

[BROADMINDED]

Haha That Was Good..i Knew I Should Of Waited Till After Work To Sign On. I'm Not Getting Anything Done At Work.

[Biglue]

The carpet is installed Thank you very much! :crossx:
Yeah Yeah yeah.

[topless]

I'd comment on the fish carpet issue but I don't want to blow Topless' cover any more than I already have.Fish was never mentioned. Only bare floors in Boozers apartment. :D

[Biglue]

Haha That Was Good..i Knew I Should Of Waited Till After Work To Sign On. I'm Not Getting Anything Done At Work.
Now you're a regular. I have dishpan fingertips. :D

[Tom Brown]

I'm Not Getting Anything Done At Work.
You're a damn quick study, BM. :cool:

[topless]

Haha That Was Good..i Knew I Should Of Waited Till After Work To Sign On. I'm Not Getting Anything Done At Work.Told you you needed to make it a job.

[Biglue]

Fish was never mentioned. Only bare floors in Boozers apartment. :D
Did you ever get those polished??? :D

[Nord]

I'm working!! kind of! :confused: :D

[Tom Brown]

Fish was never mentioned. Only bare floors in Boozers apartment. :D
Hey Top, stop by my place later and I'll touch up your Brazilian wax.

[BROADMINDED]

You Were Right Topless

[topless]

Did you ever get those polished??? :DNo, it wasn't hardwood, just bare. It's done and he now has his leopard couched in there too.

[topless]

Hey Top, stop by my place later and I'll touch up your Brazilian wax.I'll be right over. :D

[Biglue]

Hey Top, stop by my place later and I'll touch up your Brazilian wax.
knuckles???? Sorry Topless, I had to. :D

[Tom Brown]

It's done and he now has his leopard couched in there too.
Is Richard Simmons his decorator? :confused:

[Biglue]

Is Richard Simmons his decorator? :confused:
Careful you'll insult Broadminded. :D

[Nord]

Be the Tom Brown of your Town??? Hey Tom, look at this, kind of cool...fitting....
http://www.saxgourmet.com/history/111701/Tombrownad813.jpg

[Mrs.Racer277]

I'm Not Getting Anything Done At Work.[/QUOTE]
You need to learn to Multi-Task. ;) :D

[topless]

Is Richard Simmons his decorator? :confused:Don't you know it turns chicks on? :jawdrop:

[Biglue]

Don't you know it turns chicks on? :jawdrop:
Oh whay did you say that??

[topless]

Oh whay did you say that??Because Boozer told me.

[Tom Brown]

Careful you'll insult Broadminded. :D
Done. :cool:
Not only that, I hit him on the head with my clarinet and then kicked him in the ass with my big floppy shoe.

[Tom Brown]

You need to learn to Multi-Task. ;) :D
I multi-task by thinking about being at the lake while my boss is talking.

[Biglue]

Because Boozer told me.
Boozer is into Simmons???? :2purples:

[Tom Brown]

Boozer is into Simmons???? :2purples:
Either way.

[Her454]

Juat ask about a couple horses.
LMAO, you evil Bitch, I just saw this thread. ;)

[topless]

Boozer is into Simmons???? :2purples:I don't think so. He decided against the stilletto shoe leopard covered chair.

[Biglue]

LMAO, you evil Bitch, I just saw this thread. ;)
Bump it if possible. Inquiring minds want to know. :D

[Biglue]

I don't think so. He decided against the stilletto shoe leopard covered chair.
I guess I should ask, who's Boozer? :confused:

[topless]

Bump it if possible. Inquiring minds want to know. :DIt was so long ago that it's gone now.

[topless]

I guess I should ask, who's Boozer? :confused:Just a drunk.

[Biglue]

It was so long ago that it's gone now.
I'll go on a mission another time.

[Tom Brown]

I don't think so. He decided against the stilletto shoe leopard covered chair.
LMAO! :D

[topless]

LMAO, you evil Bitch, I just saw this thread. ;)I remember being called that quite often. :D

[topless]

LMAO! :DAnd you think I'm joking. :rolleyes:

[Her454]

I remember being called that quite often. :D
Except I meant it then. :)

[Nord]

what did you guys do with Broadminded, scared him off already?? :confused:

[Biglue]

I remember being called that quite often. :D
OOOOOOH.

[topless]

Except I meant it then. :)I think everyone did. LOL

[Biglue]

what did you guys do with Broadminded, scared him off already?? :confused:
What a puss. :hammerhea

[Her454]

I think everyone did. LOL
Well you did thrive on pissing people off and watching them blow.......... up. :D

[Biglue]

I think everyone did. LOL
Did you get off on the wrong foot Topless?

[Nord]

Hey topless, how do you run it hard in Beumont when you are a Norconian??? :confused:

[Tom Brown]

I think everyone did. LOL
Hey.... not everyone was mean to you back then.
I think you should throw some gratitude sex my way. :cool:

[topless]

Well you did thrive on pissing people off and watching them blow.......... up. :DWell, I did make myself laugh. :D

[topless]

Hey topless, how do you run it hard in Beumont when you are a Norconian??? :confused:SHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Her454]

Did you get off on the wrong foot Topless?
Damn, you are a newbie arn't you? :2purples:

[Biglue]

Hey.... not everyone was mean to you back then.
I think you should throw some gratitude sex my way. :cool:
Check out Sly over here. :cool:

[topless]

Hey.... not everyone was mean to you back then.
I think you should throw some gratitude sex my way. :cool:I always do. :crossx:

[Her454]

I think you should throw some gratitude sex my way. :cool:
LMAO....................

[Biglue]

Damn, you are a newbie arn't you? :2purples:
Just over 500 posts young baby.

[BROADMINDED]

No I Am Still Here. Had To Try And Make It Look Like I Was Doing Something At Work Here. I Am Multi Tasking

[Her454]

No I Am Still Here. Had To Try And Make It Look Like I Was Doing Something At Work Here. I Am Multi Tasking
21 Posts and he's already sneaking them on company time. You are doomed.

[topless]

No I Am Still Here. Had To Try And Make It Look Like I Was Doing Something At Work Here. I Am Multi TaskingGood job!

[Tom Brown]

Well, I did make myself laugh. :D
There may have also been others. Of course, I didn't enjoy it at all. I abhor drama.

[BROADMINDED]

Well I Try

[topless]

21 Posts and he's already sneaking them on company time. You are doomed.Give him the number to rehab. He'll need it very soon. :smile:

[topless]

There may have also been others. Of course, I didn't enjoy it at all. I abhor drama.
It turned you on and you know it.

[Tom Brown]

Give him the number to rehab.
He's almost completed his hab.

[Tom Brown]

It turned you on and you know it.
I was oozing vanilla yogurt like a soft serve machine in 130 degree heat. :cool:

[topless]

I was oozing vanilla yogurt like a soft serve machine in 130 degree heat. :cool:Do I need Biglue to interpret this for me?

[Tom Brown]

Do I need Biglue to interpret this for me?
I know that you don't! :D

[Biglue]

Do I need Biglue to interpret this for me?
No that's Topless language. Maybe but not proven Richard Simmons also. :D

[topless]

Wow, Broadminded is going to pass up Deb if he continues at the rate he's posting. He's averaging 22 post a day and the day is'nt even done yet. :D

[Biglue]

Wow, Broadminded is going to pass up Deb if he continues at the rate he's posting. He's averaging 22 post a day and the day is'nt even done yet. :D
Yeah he'll make the top 30 list with no problem.

[24ROD]

Welcome!

[FMluvswater]

Welcome to the forum, BROADMINDED. :smile:

[GHTRIM]

Welcome BM.. as you see the drama is quite extensive here and will keep you entertained for hours... Nice to see you are a fast learner when it comes to Multi tasking... Makes work more fun... :cool:

[Badger301]

Welcome Broadminded! Jump in and enjoy...oh ya you already did... :)

[Mandelon]

Yeah I Have Read Some Nasty Stuff. But Since I Am New I Wont Mention Any Names Out Of Respect. I Guess It's An Italian Thing
I was thinking it might have been a "French" thing.....LOL :D

[Debbolas]

Wow, Broadminded is going to pass up Deb if he continues at the rate he's posting. He's averaging 22 post a day and the day is'nt even done yet. :D
:jawdrop: What? :jawdrop:

[topless]

:jawdrop: What? :jawdrop:h come now. It was said with love. How have you been anyway?