Boozer
06-21-2005, 05:47 PM
There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber said, "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and jam me in a jar." The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they put a rubber tarp over my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!!!".