It's midnight on Friday...

[Tom Brown]

... and I'm at work.
When did I turn into Hoolign? Soon I'll be guzzling Jack Daniels whiskey and smoking pot like Bob Marley.
Yaaaa mon

[jbone]

Me too!
Were's the coffee?

[Rexone]

It's midnight on Friday... and I'm at work.
("Running it hard in Regina, you know how we do it")

[piper]

I'm at work too. :cry:

[Tom Brown]

I'm giving all four of us demerit points for working on Friday night.

[hoolign]

... and I'm at work.
When did I turn into Hoolign? Soon I'll be guzzling Jack Daniels whiskey and smoking pot like Bob Marley.
Yaaaa mon
Look at Brown ..trying to sound all..I dont get a hefty salary for doing sweet fck all at my grain counting job....and shit :p

[Tom Brown]

Look at Brown ..trying to sound all..I dont get a hefty salary for doing sweet fck all at my grain counting job....and shit :p
I just spit a canola seed in your direction. :mad:

[hoolign]

I just spit a canola seed in your direction. :mad:
really??? well at least it wsnt rape seed :notam:

[Tom Brown]

Canola is rape. Dumbass.

[hoolign]

Canola is rape. Dumbass.
Then why did you call it CANOLA dumbasser

[Tom Brown]

OK... so what if you had to come in to work to do something, you've finished but you don't want to go home because some funny shit is happening on ***boat and your home PC is busted?
Would that person be the mayor of loserville? :confused:

[Tom Brown]

Then why did you call it CANOLA dumbasser
I didn't want to offend the ladies.
... pottymouth. :yuk:

[hoolign]

I didn't want to offend the ladies.
... pottymouth. :yuk:
you said it too..so your th e "pottymouthest" :D

[Tom Brown]

Oh yeah?!!! :mad:

[piper]

OK... so what if you had to come in to work to do something, you've finished but you don't want to go home because some funny shit is happening on ***boat and your home PC is busted?
Would that person be the mayor of loserville? :confused:
Why does the the person have to be the mayor? Why not just a citizen?

[Tom Brown]

Hey Hooli, try not to get your sack caught in the dustbuster.

[hoolign]

Why does the the person have to be the mayor? Why not just a citizen?
What's your problem?? :burningm: :burningm:

[Tom Brown]

What's your problem?? :burningm: :burningm:
You're very helpful for an alderman. :D

[hoolign]

Hey Hooli, try not to get your sack caught in the dustbuster.
It's my sack..and i'll clean it if I want to! :burningm:
hopefully i don't have to post about my missing balls tommorow :burningm:

[hoolign]

You're very helpful for an alderman. :D
It's all the public relations seminars I have taken!
:notam:

[Tom Brown]

It's all the public relations seminars I have taken!
:notam:
Are those the seminars that you took and did very well in but they wouldn't give you the credit certificate because you weren't wearing pants?

[hoolign]

Are those the seminars that you took and did very well in but they wouldn't give you the credit certificate because you weren't wearing pants?
yeah well ...that taught me to read the fine print..what a waste of a twenty minute course! :yuk: :yuk:

[Tom Brown]

yeah well ...that taught me to read the fine print..what a waste of a twenty minute course! :yuk: :yuk:
What you could really use is a 3 week seminar instructing you to use less f-bombs in general conversation.

[hoolign]

What you could really use is a 3 week seminar instructing you to use less f-bombs in general conversation.
Good fcking idea!

[Rexone]

OK... so what if you had to come in to work to do something, you've finished but you don't want to go home because some funny shit is happening on ***boat and your home PC is busted?
Would that person be the mayor of loserville? :confused:
No Tom. The mayor's the guy with the working PC at home already logged on to ***boat who rushes home for another few hours of posting and has it mounted on a swing arm over his bed with an audible posting alarm in case of doze off.
You will never be mayor until you get some real commitment.

[Tom Brown]

You will never be mayor until you get some real commitment.
LOL! :D
Thanks with the help with my program of denial, Mike.
I'm at 10K posts and still on the fence.... can't commit. :D

[hoolign]

No Tom. The mayor's the guy with the working PC at home already logged on to ***boat who rushes home for another few hours of posting and has it mounted on a swing arm over his bed with an audible posting alarm in case of doze off.
You will never be mayor until you get some real commitment.
Well i see we have the whole town council now...the town cryer just appeared :messedup: :D

[piper]

So what does that make you Hooli, the secretary??

[hoolign]

So what does that make you Hooli, the secretary??
Do you people even read a whole thread??? I'm the freakin alderman! now take a fcking number sit quietly and i'll get to you when i'm goddamn good and ready!
:D

[Tom Brown]

Hey Hooli... did the rain wash away your blood pressure medication?

[hoolign]

Hey Hooli... did the rain wash away your blood pressure medication?
yes ..why do you ask??

[Miss Perfect]

Do you people even read a whole thread??? I'm the freakin alderman! now take a fcking number sit quietly and i'll get to you when i'm goddamn good and ready!
:D
So cranky.....

[Tom Brown]

So cranky.....
... and that crank doesn't turn itself.
Come on you lazy people... help me get Hooli as jacked up as possible. :D

[Squeezing Spectra]

Step away from the viagra

[hoolign]

So cranky.....
Oh and I suppose your "Miss Perfect" :D

[hoolign]

Step away from the viagra
Who typed that ..I can't see you!!!

[Miss Perfect]

Oh and I suppose your "Miss Perfect" :D
Yep :D

[Miss Perfect]

... and that crank doesn't turn itself.
Come on you lazy people... help me get Hooli as jacked up as possible. :D
Why do you want to jack off Hooli?

[Squeezing Spectra]

Hooli i think MP was offering LMAO

[hoolign]

Why do you want to jack off Hooli?
Don't you??? :jawdrop: :D

[piper]

Shhh! Your going to get Tom jealous.

[Miss Perfect]

Hooli i think MP was offering LMAO
:eat:

[Miss Perfect]

Don't you??? :jawdrop: :D
I'll pass this time :supp:

[Tom Brown]

OK... now it's 1 am on Friday. The reason I came in went away an hour ago.
Why am I still here. :confused:

[Miss Perfect]

Why am I still here. :confused:
I keep asking myself that very same question.

[Rexone]

Now you guys went and done it, woke my dog up. He gets a little nervious with this kind of talk these days.
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/732dogav.jpg

[piper]

OK... now it's 1 am on Friday. The reason I came in went away an hour ago.
Why am I still here. :confused:
Because this is more addicting than coke. :cool:

[Tom Brown]

I keep asking myself that very same question.
Maybe it's because you receive gleeful exhilaration at indications of Hoolign's anxiety?

[Miss Perfect]

Maybe it's because you receive gleeful exhilaration at indications of Hoolign's anxiety?
or not :rolleyes:

[FMluvswater]

OK... now it's 1 am on Friday. The reason I came in went away an hour ago.
Why am I still here. :confused:
Obviously to avoid normalcy and with good reason ... that shit only gets worse. :cry:

[Squeezing Spectra]

Damn that dog looks pretty happy anyone seen Frenchie ?

[Miss Perfect]

Damn that dog looks pretty happy anyone seen Frenchie ?
Can't we have one thread without the mention of Frenchie and the dog! Ok, so maybe we can't.... :D

[Tom Brown]

or not :rolleyes:
Oh... wait... I was confused. I'm the one who enjoys Hooli's anxiety. :D

[Tom Brown]

Is it possible to masturbate a turtle?
I mean... logic would seem to lead to it being possible because they are flesh and blood but it could pull back into it's shell and make it a difficult task without some forceps, some neoprene hose, and a vacuum source. :idea:

[Rexone]

Can't we have one thread without the mention of Frenchie and the dog! Ok, so maybe we can't.... :D
Yes I saw one earlier I think in the vdrive forum :smile:

[JustMVG]

Hey Hooli, try not to get your sack caught in the dustbuster.
Tom Brown you kill me everytime!!!

[Tom Brown]

That's it. I'm done with you people and your entertaining as hell posts. :mad:
I'm going home. :cool:
Have a good night, everyone. :)

[Rexone]

Tom you will never be mayor with this type of nanchaulant attitude, come and go as you please stuff. :notam:

[Miss Perfect]

That's it. I'm done with you people and your entertaining as hell posts. :mad:
I'm going home. :cool:
Have a good night, everyone. :)
Nighty night Tom! :smile:

[hoolign]

Tom you will never be mayor with this type of nanchaulant attitude, come and go as you please stuff. :notam:
Yeah George Bush would never get away with it :notam: :notam:

[Squeezing Spectra]

Ohh yea ok start all this shiat and then go home :yuk:

[hoolign]

That's it. I'm done with you people and your entertaining as hell posts. :mad:
I'm going home. :cool:
Have a good night, everyone. :)
Don't tell me what kind of night to have!
:D

[Tom Brown]

Goodnight everyone. :)
Get back to the telethon, Hooli. That's what they pay you the big bucks for. :D

[piper]

See ya Tom.

[hoolign]

Goodnight everyone. :)
Get back to the telethon, Hooli. That's what they pay you the big bucks for. :D
It's all good now..lets just say "Timmy's" quite humble :D

[Rexone]

Don't tell me what kind of night to have!
:D
Hooli take your hourly meds dude. :supp:

[Tom Brown]

Hooli take your hourly meds dude. :supp:
Do you see what I have to put up with? :mad:
I had no idea what it would be like six months ago when the guy showed up at my door with nothing but a duffel bag of cigarette papers and a bail of weed asking if he could sleep on my couch for a few days.

[piper]

Do you see what I have to put up with? :mad:
I had no idea what it would be like six months ago when the guy showed up at my door with nothing but a duffel bag of cigarette papers and a bail of weed asking if he could sleep on my couch for a few days.
I think I've seen him sleeping behind a dumpster.