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Tom Brown's Shorts
06-27-2005, 04:40 PM
Hey buddy, I seem to be lost :frown: . I'm in a dark corner somewhere and the fumes from your bacon strip are starting to make me dizzy :yuk: . Please help!!

Mrs.Racer277
06-27-2005, 04:41 PM
Soon to be in WB's tummy.

Tom Brown's Shorts
06-27-2005, 04:42 PM
Hey! I happen to like that Wonderboy. :mad: He seems to be an alright dude.

Mrs.Racer277
06-27-2005, 04:46 PM
Hey! I happen to like that Wonderboy. :mad: He seems to be an alright dude.
I hope so, since you two are about to be really close. :supp:

Wonderboy
06-27-2005, 04:47 PM
I hope so, since you two are about to be really close. :supp:
I doubt that since I don't plan on going to Canatard country any time soon!

hoolign
06-27-2005, 04:58 PM
I doubt that since I don't plan on going to Canatard country any time soon!
Fed-Ex.....

Wonderboy
06-27-2005, 05:00 PM
Fed-Ex.....
Don't they have some kind of rule about shipping toxins?

Mrs.Racer277
06-27-2005, 05:14 PM
Fed-Ex.....
You are going to Fed Ex Tom to WB??? What if he was to go to the Oh never mind. :rolleyes: :squiggle: :p

Kim Hanson
06-27-2005, 05:15 PM
Don't they have some kind of rule about shipping toxins?
It just needs a Whims Sticker on it :crossx: ....( . )( . ).......... :D :D

hoolign
06-27-2005, 05:26 PM
It just needs a Whims Sticker on it :crossx: ....( . )( . ).......... :D :D
pssssst..TDG :D

Mrs.Racer277
06-27-2005, 05:54 PM
pssssst..TDG :D
HUH? You and Kim lost me??? :mix: :rolleyes:

Wonderboy
06-27-2005, 05:57 PM
HUH? You and Kim lost me??? :mix: :rolleyes:
Are you surprised?

hoolign
06-27-2005, 05:59 PM
HUH? You and Kim lost me??? :mix: :rolleyes:
WHIMIS..Workplace Hazardous Materials Information System
TDG...Transportation of Dangerous Goods

Mrs.Racer277
06-27-2005, 06:05 PM
WHIMIS..Workplace Hazardous Materials Information System
TDG...Transportation of Dangerous Goods
Thanks. :D I get it now. :rolleyes: :D

Kim Hanson
06-27-2005, 06:14 PM
pssssst..TDG :D
Thats it " Toms Deserted Gonch "...........( . )( . )....... :p

hoolign
06-28-2005, 06:01 AM
Whooops..did I just bump this??? :D

Mrs.Racer277
06-28-2005, 07:32 AM
I thought WB ate Tom's shorts??? :confused:

hoolign
06-28-2005, 07:37 AM
I thought WB ate Tom's shorts??? :confused:
Rumour has it he was was sucking on the crotch area...and Tom wanted them back since the "apple juice ' stains finally came out! :2purples: :2purples:

Mrs.Racer277
06-28-2005, 07:38 AM
Rumour has it he was was sucking on the crotch area...and Tom wanted them back since the "apple juice ' stains finally came out! :2purples: :2purples:
Ok I think I am now sick. :eek: :eek: :eek:

hoolign
06-28-2005, 08:34 AM
Ok I think I am now sick. :eek: :eek: :eek:
you should be happy for Tom..he saved 6.95 by not having to but new ones
:D

Mrs.Racer277
06-28-2005, 08:48 AM
Recycled shorts. :eek:

Miss Perfect
06-28-2005, 09:05 AM
Rumour has it he was was sucking on the crotch area...and Tom wanted them back since the "apple juice ' stains finally came out! :2purples: :2purples:
OMG :yuk:

hoolign
06-28-2005, 09:38 AM
OMG :yuk:
Only
My
Gonch ????
:D :p

Mrs.Racer277
06-28-2005, 10:33 AM
Only
My
Gonch ????
:D :p
Sicko! :D

hoolign
06-28-2005, 11:03 AM
Sicko! :D
I just got done looking at the last pic you sent....i'm spent :D :D :p

Mrs.Racer277
06-28-2005, 11:13 AM
I just got done looking at the last pic you sent....i'm spent :D :D :p
Umm remember that was a secret. :wink: :)

hoolign
06-28-2005, 11:18 AM
Umm remember that was a secret. :wink: :)
My Bad :devil:

Mrs.Racer277
06-28-2005, 11:25 AM
My Bad :devil:
And they say I can't keep a secret. :rolleyes: :)

hoolign
06-28-2005, 12:27 PM
And they say I can't keep a secret. :rolleyes: :)
I wont tell a soul about the next ones......DOH! :squiggle:

Mrs.Racer277
06-28-2005, 12:52 PM
I wont tell a soul about the next ones......DOH! :squiggle:
LOL :rolleyes: :220v:

FMluvswater
06-29-2005, 08:16 AM
Tom Brown's Shorts ... you seem sooo familiar to me. :idea: No really ... who are you? PM me and tell me please or take blame for me feeling a lil bit crazy trying to figure it out! :p :D

sorry dog
06-29-2005, 11:42 AM
Hey Brown Shorts,
If Tom ever gets his ass down here, I got a washing machine and a some pool shock powder to throw to you.

Tom Brown's Shorts
06-29-2005, 12:14 PM
Tom Brown's Shorts ... you seem sooo familiar to me. :idea: No really ... who are you? PM me and tell me please or take blame for me feeling a lil bit crazy trying to figure it out! :p :D
Sorry, but I'm too new here. I don't have the ability to PM you yet. But who do you think I am? I'm actually Tom Brown's shorts! I'm insulted that you would not think I am who I say I am! :wink:

Mrs.Racer277
06-29-2005, 12:15 PM
Sorry, but I'm too new here. I don't have the ability to PM you yet. But who do you think I am? I'm actually Tom Brown's shorts! I'm insulted that you would not think I am who I say I am! :wink:
Of course you are!!! :D :confused:

Tom Brown's Shorts
06-29-2005, 12:15 PM
Hey Brown Shorts,
If Tom ever gets his ass down here, I got a washing machine and a some pool shock powder to throw to you.
That would be great! I've got this brown streak down my back that I just can't get rid of! :frown:

Tom Brown
06-29-2005, 12:28 PM
Did I miss a ***boat rule change? :confused:
... but while you're here, I could use a little more cupping. :idea:

Tom Brown's Shorts
06-29-2005, 12:36 PM
Did I miss a ***boat rule change? :confused:
... but while you're here, I could use a little more cupping. :idea:
No way! You haven't washed those bad boys in about 22 days! And I didn't know it was possible to have that much hair down there! Do you KNOW what kind of animals are crawling around in your pubes? Some of them have actually growled at me!

Mrs.Racer277
06-29-2005, 12:36 PM
No way! You haven't washed those bad boys in about 22 days! And I didn't know it was possible to have that much hair down there! Do you KNOW what kind of animals are crawling around in your pubes? Some of them have actually growled at me!
UGH!!! YUKKY!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Tom Brown's Shorts
06-29-2005, 12:48 PM
UGH!!! YUKKY!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
Tell me about it!

Mrs.Racer277
06-29-2005, 12:49 PM
Tell me about it!
TMI Really. :confused: :jawdrop: :D

Tom Brown's Shorts
06-29-2005, 12:51 PM
TMI Really. :confused: :jawdrop: :D
Did you know that I'm in service for two weeks at a time? Straight? Then I only get one day off :mad: and it's back to work!

Mrs.Racer277
06-29-2005, 01:21 PM
Did you know that I'm in service for two weeks at a time? Straight? Then I only get one day off :mad: and it's back to work!
That is just not right. :2purples: :2purples:

FMluvswater
06-29-2005, 03:47 PM
Sorry, but I'm too new here. I don't have the ability to PM you yet. But who do you think I am? I'm actually Tom Brown's shorts! I'm insulted that you would not think I am who I say I am!
:rolleyes: Likely story. :p If I could figure out who you are I wouldna asked, dammit! F u c k. :D Something about your style is very familiar. I know you by a different name - I think? :idea: Come on now login with the other name and PM me your fess up! :cry:
Oh no. It's starting and it's all your fault :( so far ...
I am slowly going crazy 1 2 3 4 5 6 SKIP crazy going slowly am I 6 5 4 3 2 1 SKIP I am slowly going craz ... AHHHHHH! :2purples: :) Please make it stop?! :cry: :D

Mrs.Racer277
06-29-2005, 04:46 PM
:rolleyes: Likely story. :p If I could figure out who you are I wouldna asked, dammit! F u c k. :D Something about your style is very familiar. I know you by a different name - I think? :idea: Come on now login with the other name and PM me your fess up! :cry:
Oh no. It's starting and it's all your fault :( so far ...
I am slowly going crazy 1 2 3 4 5 6 SKIP crazy going slowly am I 6 5 4 3 2 1 SKIP I am slowly going craz ... AHHHHHH! Please make it stop?! :cry: :D
I tried to figure it out too. But he is denying it. :confused: :hammer2:

Tom Brown's Shorts
06-29-2005, 04:47 PM
I tried to figure it out too. But he is denying it. :confused: :hammer2:
haaahaaahaaahaaahaaa. Whew!! Tom Brown deffinitely needs to take a shower!

FMluvswater
06-29-2005, 04:50 PM
I tried to figure it out too. But he is denying it. :confused: :hammer2:
Hey I haven't ruled out "she" either. :idea: It's driving me nuts trying to figure it out. Whoever it is, is enjoying this over much, which is another clue ... but damn it that doesn't narrow down the possibilities - it expands them! :cry: :D

Mrs.Racer277
06-29-2005, 07:21 PM
Hey I haven't ruled out "she" either. :idea: It's driving me nuts trying to figure it out. Whoever it is, is enjoying this over much, which is another clue ... but damn it that doesn't narrow down the possibilities - it expands them! :cry: :D
Well there is that possibility and a female may have specifics about being in Tom's shorts. :jawdrop: ;)

FMluvswater
06-29-2005, 07:24 PM
Well there is that possibility and a female may have specifics about being in Tom's shorts. :jawdrop: ;)
Yeah but some of the comments were less than complimentary. :confused: I can't think of anyone Tom's jilted lately. :idea:

Mrs.Racer277
06-29-2005, 07:26 PM
Yeah but some of the comments were less than complimentary. :confused: I can't think of anyone Tom's jilted lately. :idea:
Well there is that too! :confused: OMG you are confusing me more.!!! ;) :D

FMluvswater
06-29-2005, 07:30 PM
Well there is that too! :confused: OMG you are confusing me more.!!! ;) :D
Look I'm quite certain I'm the most confused! :devil: Why people gotta keep ruining my delusions of non-competitiveness? :cry:

Mrs.Racer277
06-29-2005, 07:31 PM
Look I'm quite certain I'm the most confused! :devil: Why people gotta keep ruining my delusions of non-competitiveness? :cry:
LOL I am sure we will get to the bottom of this soon. ;)
No pun intended. ;) :D

FMluvswater
06-29-2005, 07:35 PM
LOL I am sure we will get to the bottom of this soon. ;)
No pun intended. ;) :D
Maybe not intended but damn punny nonetheless! LMAO! <--- I meant to say that!

Mrs.Racer277
06-29-2005, 07:37 PM
Maybe not intended but damn punny nonetheless! LMAO! <--- I meant to say that!
BTW Where is Tom or his shorts???? :confused: :confused: :idea:

Tom Brown's Shorts
06-29-2005, 07:39 PM
BTW Where is Tom or his shorts???? :confused: :confused: :idea:
Sorry!!! I couldn't breath!! Aaahhww, fresh air :D

FMluvswater
06-29-2005, 07:40 PM
BTW Where is Tom or his shorts???? :confused: :confused: :idea:
Tom's getting high somewhere undoubtedly ... or coming down from a high. :idea:
Tom Brown's Shorts just may be otherwise involved. :eek:

Mrs.Racer277
06-29-2005, 07:41 PM
Sorry!!! I couldn't breath!! Aaahhww, fresh air :D
Is Tom without his shorts????? :jawdrop: :confused:

Tom Brown's Shorts
06-29-2005, 07:41 PM
Is Tom without his shorts????? :jawdrop: :confused:
Sort of......He's taking a dump.

FMluvswater
06-29-2005, 07:42 PM
So Tom Brown's Shorts are you done playing the victim card yet? Fess up it was you who left his ass wasn't it? :devil:

Tom Brown's Shorts
06-29-2005, 07:44 PM
So Tom Brown's Shorts are you done playing the victim card yet? Fess up it was you who left his ass wasn't it? :devil:
I wish! Two more rips in the elastic and I suspect I'll be retired. I'm looking forward to that day.

FMluvswater
06-29-2005, 07:46 PM
I wish! Two more rips in the elastic and I suspect I'll be retired. I'm looking forward to that day.
Don't kid yourself. You'll miss the closeness you once shared when it's gone. :idea:

Tom Brown's Shorts
06-29-2005, 07:49 PM
Don't kid yourself. You'll miss the closeness you once shared when it's gone. :idea:
Hey, you seem familiar to me.....:idea:

Mrs.Racer277
06-29-2005, 07:49 PM
Hey, you seem familiar to me.....:idea:
LOL :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop:
The truth comes out. :D

Tom Brown's Shorts
06-29-2005, 07:54 PM
Well, it sounds like Tom is almost done taking his dump, so I'm gonna have to go for a while. Pray for me :frown: that he wipes really well.

FMluvswater
06-29-2005, 07:54 PM
Hey, you seem familiar to me.....:idea:
There'll be none of this changing of subjects and using my own words against me! :burningm:

Mrs.Racer277
06-29-2005, 07:55 PM
Well, it sounds like Tom is almost done taking his dump, so I'm gonna have to go for a while. Pray for me :frown: that he wipes really well.
:hammer2: :hammer2: GROSS :supp:

FMluvswater
06-29-2005, 07:55 PM
Well, it sounds like Tom is almost done taking his dump, so I'm gonna have to go for a while. Pray for me :frown: that he wipes really well.
Toilet paper is expensive - you can be washed and reused. :idea:

Wonderboy
06-29-2005, 07:59 PM
Toilet paper is expensive - you can be washed and reused. :idea:
That's nasty!! :D

FMluvswater
06-29-2005, 08:00 PM
That's nasty!! :D
Sure but it doesn't make it less true! :D

Miss Perfect
06-29-2005, 08:01 PM
Toilet paper is expensive - you can be washed and reused. :idea:
Ohh gross :notam:

FMluvswater
06-29-2005, 08:03 PM
Ohh gross :notam:
Sure but you realise we've been talking to a pair of gotch? :D That's not exactly ungross either! :D

Wonderboy
06-29-2005, 08:06 PM
Sure but you realise we've been talking to a pair of gotch? :D That's not exactly ungross either! :D
Yeah, you REALLY need to raise your standards. :D

FMluvswater
06-29-2005, 08:07 PM
Yeah, you REALLY need to raise your standards. :D
I need friends to talk to! :cry: