They call it Bench Racers

[Her454]

Because Chauvanistic Pigs OR Confused Sexuality was already taken.

[topless]

Because Chauvanistic Pigs OR Confused Sexuality was already taken.
You mean Bitchy Chauvanistic Pigs. Hey how's your finger anyway?

[Her454]

I had a &*^% flat tire yesterday and missed my appointment.... it hasnt fallen off yet but it still the same. :cry:

[Mrs.Racer277]

Because Chauvanistic Pigs OR Confused Sexuality was already taken.
OMG LMAO!!!!!! :D :D :D

[Wonderboy]

I had a &*^% flat tire yesterday and missed my appointment.... it hasnt fallen off yet but it still the same. :cry:
I would recommend going to urgent care or something then. You really need to have that looked at. My GF is a nurse and I've heard all the horror stories.

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

The "I don't have any friends so I'll just hang out here and make more enemies" Forum was already taken as well. http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/11/11_4_122v.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm39696US')

[Her454]

I have an appt after work. Im starting to freak out that it hasnt gone away but the Vicodin makes it all better. :hammerhea

[Her454]

The "I don't have any friends so I'll just hang out here and make more enemies" Forum was already taken as well.
Or how about the Egotistcal Testical..........LMAO..........
Can we make this the Official Bash the Bench Racers Thread? :D :D

[sanger rat]

Because Chauvanistic Pigs OR Confused Sexuality was already taken.
Are we sexually frustrated today? :jawdrop:

[topless]

I have an appt after work. Im starting to freak out that it hasnt gone away but the Vicodin makes it all better. :hammerheaYou might just have part of the sticker still in there. It just sounds painful. They'll have to take your fingernail off to get it out. Don't worry, it will grow back.

[Her454]

Are we sexually frustrated today? :jawdrop:
Why, are you volunteering a LITTLE of your time?

[topless]

Or how about the Egotistcal Testical..........LMAO..........
Can we make this the Official Bash the Bench Racers Thread? :D :D
They do a pretty good job of it all by themselves. LOL

[Mrs.Racer277]

You might just have part of the sticker still in there. It just sounds painful. They'll have to take your fingernail off to get it out. Don't worry, it will grow back.
Well that is something to look forward to?!?!?!? :2purples: :(

[Her454]

You might just have part of the sticker still in there. It just sounds painful. They'll have to take your fingernail off to get it out. Don't worry, it will grow back.
OMG YOU BI&^% ! I could have gone the rest of my life without hearing that! You are evil!!! :hammerhea :cry: :cry:

[topless]

OMG YOU BI&^% ! I could have gone the rest of my life without hearing that! You are evil!!! :hammerhea :cry: :cry:LMAO!!! You know I'm kidding. :D

[Wonderboy]

You might just have part of the sticker still in there. It just sounds painful. They'll have to take your fingernail off to get it out. Don't worry, it will grow back.
That was nice of you! I'm sure she's not worried enough already :squiggle:

[Her454]

That was nice of you! I'm sure she's not worried enough already :squiggle:
I am, I've stressed on it all day hoping it would go down or go away! :squiggle: Instead, my hand is getting swollen now, if I had my digi I'd post a pic. :(

[topless]

I am, I've stressed on it all day hoping it would go down or go away! :squiggle: Instead, my hand is getting swollen now, if I had my digi I'd post a pic. :(
If it is part of the sticker, it will usually work it's way out. They might just need to give you antibiotics.

[sanger rat]

Why, are you volunteering a LITTLE of your time?
For you time stands still :wink: .

[Her454]

If it is part of the sticker, it will usually work it's way out. They might just need to give you antibiotics.
Nice save.
For you time stands still :wink: .
Nice save goes double for you. :D

[Wonderboy]

I am, I've stressed on it all day hoping it would go down or go away! :squiggle: Instead, my hand is getting swollen now, if I had my digi I'd post a pic. :(
Yeah, I wouldn't have even gone to work. They'll fix it though, and you won't feel a thing. They'll give you enough drugs to not have to worry about it. I shattered my knee cap a few months ago and had never had surgery before so I was scared as hell! But after it was done I was like....That's it?

[topless]

Nice save.
:
Thanks, and that time I was being serious.

[Her454]

Yeah, I wouldn't have even gone to work. They'll fix it though, and you won't feel a thing. They'll give you enough drugs to not have to worry about it. I shattered my knee cap a few months ago and had never had surgery before so I was scared as hell! But after it was done I was like....That's it?
I wouldnt have either but I had class this morning I couldnt miss............. I just dont want any shots or them taking my fingernail off :hammerhea :eek:
OMG, NOW you guys are working me into thinking I have a fever too! :D

[Larry Nebb]

Because Chauvanistic Pigs OR Confused Sexuality was already taken.
Cheer up doll and get that digit on ice. :cool:

[Her454]

Cheer up doll and get that digit on ice. :cool:
Thank you sweetheart, I will. :):)

[Schiada76]

Go to the doctor NOW!!
There are a chit load of badass antibiotic resistant infections out there.
If you hand is swelling it's fngin SERIOUS.

[Blown 472]

Sounds like you picked up the mange.

[topless]

Go to the doctor NOW!!
There are a chit load of badass antibiotic resistant infections out there.
If you hand is swelling it's fngin SERIOUS.
Any time you have a foriegn object stuck under your skin there will be swelling. Just ask all the girls with boob jobs. :D

[Blown 472]

Any time you have a foriegn object stuck under your skin there will be swelling. Just ask all the girls with boob jobs. :D
You said "boobs"

[Her454]

Go to the doctor NOW!!
There are a chit load of badass antibiotic resistant infections out there.
If you hand is swelling it's fngin SERIOUS.
I know I know...I am.... 5:10........ Im just a chicken shit ok?

[Her454]

Any time you have a foriegn object stuck under your skin there will be swelling. Just ask all the girls with boob jobs. :D
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That some funny shit.

[Mrs.Racer277]

Any time you have a foriegn object stuck under your skin there will be swelling. Just ask all the girls with boob jobs. :D
So if I stick myself with a cactus I will get boobs???? :rolleyes: :D

[Mrs.Racer277]

You said "boobs"
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :wink:

[Her454]

So if I stick myself with a cactus I will get boobs???? :rolleyes: :D
OMG, stop it you guys I cant breath Im laughing so hard! :D

[topless]

So if I stick myself with a cactus I will get boobs???? :rolleyes: :DLMAO!!!!

[Blown 472]

So if I stick myself with a cactus I will get boobs???? :rolleyes: :D
oNly if hooli and I get to watch

[Mrs.Racer277]

LMAO!!!!
WELLLLLLL will I???? LOL :) :)

[Mrs.Racer277]

oNly if hooli and I get to watch
So Hooli wants more pics???? :D

[Her454]

So if I stick myself with a cactus I will get boobs???? :rolleyes: :D
think that will work for poor Scott Kelly?
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/365scott.jpg

[topless]

So if I stick myself with a cactus I will get boobs???? :rolleyes: :D
Just don't have a misshap while trying to get the stickers in the right place. Traci now has a boob hand.

[pixilatedpussy]

So if I stick myself with a cactus I will get boobs???? :rolleyes: :D
Ok now that was funny!!!!
You need a sign that says that on your river house! :D

[Blown 472]

So Hooli wants more pics???? :D
You could ride this chopper.http://www.armageddontopfuel.com/images/razor6.gif

[Mrs.Racer277]

Just don't have a misshap while trying to get the stickers in the right place. Traci now has a boob hand.
LOL Hand on my boobs??? ;)

[Wonderboy]

I know I know...I am.... 5:10........ Im just a chicken shit ok?
Do you want me to hold your (good) hand and go in there with you? :D

[Mrs.Racer277]

You could ride this chopper.http://www.armageddontopfuel.com/images/razor6.gif
:cry: :cry: :cry: :rolleyes:

[topless]

You could ride this chopper.http://www.armageddontopfuel.com/images/razor6.gifAre you trying to say you girls with big butts?

[Schiada76]

Oh shit! Wait a minute all those flesh eating bacteria live in hospitals and doctors offices. Have a friend fix it for you.
If the spine is still in just take 4 vicodin, knock 'em down with some tequila then have a friend squeeze your finger REALLY HARD. The spine will come out.
Might hurt though.............just a little. :D

[Her454]

Do you want me to hold your (good) hand and go in there with you? :D
I dont have a good hand, the other one is full of pins and rods :hammerhea

[Blown 472]

you what gurls wif big butts?

[Her454]

Oh shit! Wait a minute all those flesh eating bacteria live in hospitals and doctors offices. Have a friend fix it for you.
If the spine is still in just take 4 vicodin, knock 'em down with some tequila then have a friend squeeze your finger REALLY HARD. The spine will come out.
Might hurt though.............just a little. :D
FOCKER, :hammer2: :hammer2:

[topless]

you what gurls wif big butts?like

[Blown 472]

like
Hell yeah, gots to give it up for junk in tha trunk.

[Wonderboy]

I dont have a good hand, the other one is full of pins and rods :hammerhea
You're just all f'd up, aren't you! You might as well just go ahead and slit your wrists right now! :D

[pixilatedpussy]

like me! :D :clover:

[Schiada76]

FOCKER, :hammer2: :hammer2:
Heh heh!
Nope v-driver! :D

[Her454]

You're just all f'd up, aren't you! You might as well just go ahead and slit your wrists right now! :D
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :rolleyes: :rollside:

[Her454]

Heh heh!
Nope v-driver! :D
same thing. :D

[Mrs.Racer277]

You're just all f'd up, aren't you! You might as well just go ahead and slit your wrists right now! :D
:argue: :argue: :argue:
Do you always put your foot in your mouth????????????????

[topless]

You're just all f'd up, aren't you! You might as well just go ahead and slit your wrists right now! :DNothing like words of encouragment.

[Mrs.Racer277]

like me! :D :clover:
NOT!! :D

[pixilatedpussy]

NOT!! :D
Uh yah...try again! Baby got tooo much back!

[Her454]

tick tock tick tock..............42 minutes and counting. :jawdrop:

[Blown 472]

Uh yah...try again! Baby got tooo much back!
Prove it.

[Mrs.Racer277]

tick tock tick tock..............42 minutes and counting. :jawdrop:
Good Luck T let us know how it goes.

[Mrs.Racer277]

Uh yah...try again! Baby got tooo much back!
Do NOT
And I like it. :wink:

[pixilatedpussy]

Prove it.
Dia has picks! So does the Rev & oh yah Jetboat Rich! :2purples:

[Wonderboy]

tick tock tick tock..............42 minutes and counting. :jawdrop:
You'll be fine! don't worry about it.

[Blown 472]

Do NOT
And I like it. :wink:
lezbos rock.

[topless]

tick tock tick tock..............42 minutes and counting. :jawdrop:Do you want me to give you another flat so you won't have to go?

[pixilatedpussy]

Do NOT
And I like it. :wink:
xoxoxox Oh REALLY!!!!???

[Blown 472]

Dia has picks! So does the Rev & oh yah Jetboat Rich! :2purples:
Pony up damn it.

[pixilatedpussy]

lezbos rock.
LOL :p
I guess you & I have a rep already Dia????!!!! Where is Bella babe???

[Her454]

Do you want me to give you another flat so you won't have to go?
We think too much alike, does that answer your question? :rollside:

[Her454]

LOL :p
I guess you & I have a rep already Dia????!!!!
More than you even know! :rollside: Your already famous up here on the mountain.....

[topless]

I soooo hate doctors. I avoid going any time I can.

[pixilatedpussy]

Pony up damn it.
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/2406100_0482-med.JPG
Here are my better assets! Not too fond of the backside!

[pixilatedpussy]

More than you even know! :rollside: Your already famous up here on the mountain.....
Oh...I am??? Can I come play???

[topless]

http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/2406100_0482-med.JPG
Here are my better assets! Not too fond of the backside!My My, looks like you got pricked by a cactus. ;)

[Her454]

My My, looks like you got pricked by a cactus. ;)
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! twice.

[pixilatedpussy]

My My, looks like you got pricked by a cactus. ;)
ROTFLMAO! :p

[Blown 472]

http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/2406100_0482-med.JPG
Here are my better assets! Not too fond of the backside!
Hot damn, now lets see that ass.

[Her454]

Thats it! I'll cut my own ****ing finger off before it gets like that!!!! :rollside:

[pixilatedpussy]

Thats it! I'll cut my own ****ing finger off before it gets like that!!!! :rollside:
Holy crap...GO TO THE FRICKN DR ALREADY!!!! :devil: :D

[Her454]

...................... :squiggle: leaving now....................... :( :( :( :(
If I dont come back I bequeath all my post count to Topless in my memory. :D

[pixilatedpussy]

Hot damn, now lets see that ass.
You wil have to ask Dia.....to help you there! :wink:
But thankyou!

[Mandelon]

If it is part of the sticker, it will usually work it's way out. They might just need to give you antibiotics.
I think you need a volunteer to suck the poison out.... :eat:

[Wonderboy]

...................... :squiggle: leaving now....................... :( :( :( :(
If I dont come back I bequeath all my post count to Topless in my memory. :D
LOL!

[topless]

...................... :squiggle: leaving now....................... :( :( :( :(
If I dont come back I bequeath all my post count to Topless in my memory. :DAwww shucks :)

[FMluvswater]

Or how about the Egotistcal Testical..........LMAO..........
Can we make this the Official Bash the Bench Racers Thread? :D :D
cue twilight zone music bashing in Sandbar and floral print wallpaper in Bench Racers? I'm so funcused. :shift: Where the hell am I and ... heyyyyy ... am I posting in the wrong place again? :idea: :redface: :D

[topless]

cue twilight zone music bashing in Sandbar and floral print wallpaper in Bench Racers? I'm so funcused. :shift: Where the hell am I and ... heyyyyy ... am I posting in the wrong place again? :idea: :redface: :D
Naw, you're fine. This thread got jacked back on page one. LOL

[FMluvswater]

Naw, you're fine. This thread got jacked back on page one. LOL
Ahhh. :idea: Good to know. Thanks topless. :D

[FMluvswater]

Hey Traci I hope the Dr. makes your owwie all better. If he's hot tell him to kiss it better? :idea: :D

[Mrs.Racer277]

lezbos rock.
:jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :hammer2: :D
You wish baby! ;)

[Mrs.Racer277]

More than you even know! :rollside: Your already famous up here on the mountain.....
Who has a REP??? Me or PP??? :confused: :confused: ;) :D

[Norseman]

I wouldnt have either but I had class this morning I couldnt miss............. I just dont want any shots or them taking my fingernail off :hammerhea :eek:
OMG, NOW you guys are working me into thinking I have a fever too! :D
Better the nail than the finger!!!! :cry: :cry:

[Norseman]

I dont have a good hand, the other one is full of pins and rods :hammerhea
Must be interesting to explian at the airport. :eek:
My neice now carries a notarized letter from her doctor, and an xray of her back when traveling, She has a couple of pieces of steel holding her spine together, and she got tired of the bull shit trying to clear security in the airports. She travels quite a bit and did not need the extra bullshit. :argue:
Bob