Just read this about Ca and AZ..

[hoolign]

Rueters press:
It is advised that noone visits the rivers or lakes of California or Arizona as pirahnahs and sharks have somehow gotten into the waterways. These fish are very dangerous and should best be left alone. Both species of killer fishes are highly attracted to sun tan oil and coor light! Skimpy bikinis can put the killer fishes into a feeding frenzy! Do not risk a viscious attack, stay home mow the lawn and don't even look at pictures of the water.
Just lookin out for you peeps! :p :p

[CandyA$$]

your just upset cause you won't be there to see it all.

[hoolign]

your just upset cause you won't be there to see it all.
I'm just one man trying to make a difference :p

[CandyA$$]

keep trying some day will be your day in action

[hoolign]

keep trying some day will be your day in action
I didnt want to scare everyone with news of the herd of renegade moose that were headed that way!

[alfonzo]

I didnt want to scare everyone with news of the herd of renegade moose that were headed that way!what are you saying, look out for Moose Knuckles??? :D :messedup:

[hoolign]

what are you saying, look out for Moose Knuckles??? :D :messedup:
yes ..moose are very good boxers :D

[alfonzo]

yes ..moose are very good boxers :D
Not worried about the boxing, just the moose knuckles in womans pants! :squiggle:

[CandyA$$]

Lmao!

[hoolign]

Not worried about the boxing, just the moose knuckles in womans pants! :squiggle:
I post a serious warning..and you bring sex into it?? :p

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

Sorry you can't be here to see all of the bikinis Hooli. Someday, you will take a vacation to the Colorado River south of Vegas in the summer and we will show you heaven. :cool: You have a few years to plan it. No need to bring a boat, we have plenty. Just fly your happy a$$ down here.

[Mrs.Racer277]

Yikes. Thanks Hooli, you left out the water snakes. :rolleyes: :devil: :D

[hoolign]

Sorry you can't be here to see all of the bikinis Hooli. Someday, you will take a vacation to the Colorado River south of Vegas in the summer and we will show you heaven. :cool: You have a few years to plan it. No need to bring a boat, we have plenty. Just fly your happy a$$ down here.
I'm working on it..hopefully next year I'll be allowed out of this country :D
Tha's very cool of you can stop by RD's and and use his bathroom :D

[Keithb87]

I was not aware of the Trouser Shark... :D

[hoolign]

Yikes. Thanks Hooli, you left out the water snakes. :rolleyes: :devil: :D
your not gonna believe whats comming through my fax right now :jawdrop: Straight from goddamn CNN :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :D

[Tom Brown]

Straight from goddamn CNN :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :D
Canada's nastiest nutsack.

[Mrs.Racer277]

your not gonna believe whats comming through my fax right now :jawdrop: Straight from goddamn CNN :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :D
HUH?????????????????? :confused:

[hoolign]

Canada's nastiest nutsack.
It's all about the balls eh Brown??..always about the balls :D

[hoolign]

HUH?????????????????? :confused:
786,000 of em just broke out of the LA zoo..WHOA that's alot of WS :p

[Mrs.Racer277]

786,000 of em just broke out of the LA zoo..WHOA that's alot of WS :p
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
:eek:
Stop trying to scare me Hooli! :hammer2: :D

[hoolign]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
:eek:
Stop trying to scare me Hooli! :hammer2: :D
you know I'm teasin...chicken shit :D

[Tom Brown]

you know I'm teasin...chicken shit :D
I'm teasin too, Hooli. ;)

[hoolign]

I'm teasin too, Hooli. ;)
Hey Tom did ya noticed I moved?? We Portugalites don't take kindly to teasing :D

[Mrs.Racer277]

you know I'm teasin...chicken shit :D
Chicken Shit???????????????????? :devil: :devil:
That's it you are on THE list. :devil:

[hoolign]

Chicken Shit???????????????????? :devil: :devil:
That's it you are on THE list. :devil:
Wanna see a pic???? :cry:

[CandyA$$]

terrible name calling

[hoolign]

terrible name calling
Ahh be quiet ya freakin candy ass
:D :p :p

[Mrs.Racer277]

Wanna see a pic???? :cry:
Never mind. XXOXOXCOXOXOXOXO Love you! :rolleyes: :)

[hoolign]

Never mind. XXOXOXCOXOXOXOXO Love you! :rolleyes: :)
:redface: :redface:

[CandyA$$]

Ahh be quiet ya freakin candy ass
:D :p :p
Hey I thought today was be nice day.
I am as sweet as can be. lol

[hoolign]

Lake Havasu (Rueters) - A Lake Havasu teenager who went out fishing came back with
an unexpected catch, an 11-inch (27-cm) piranha, a local newspaper
reported Friday.
River Dave reeled in the sharp-toothed carnivore, which is native to
South American rivers but not anywhere in North America, Lake Havasu
, a large lake near the town of Havasu
``I've lived here all my life and never seen one of these,'' the
27-year-old told the Havasu Daily Herald. ``It was different catching
one. I didn't really know what to expect.''
Officials said the fish was most likely released into the wild after
getting too big for some owner's aquarium.
They said there could be other piranhas from the same source and they
could even spawn, but the next cold winter would kill them off.
``Are these dangerous for bathers and swimmers? Yes,'' Norman Williams, a
zoologist and chairman of the Department of Sciences at Lake Havasu
College, told the newspaper.
``The stories of piranha attacks are not exaggerated by Hollywood,''
said Williams, who identified Crocker's catch.
See .... :D

[Mrs.Racer277]

:hammerhea :hammerhea :hammerhea :wink:

[hoolign]

:hammerhea :hammerhea :hammerhea :wink:
WHAT :p :D

[Mrs.Racer277]

WHAT :p :D
There are NO fish in the lake. :D :boxingguy

[CandyA$$]

There are NO fish in the lake. :D :boxingguy
Which lake?
I got told that lake san vincente has some sharks in the deepest part of it (by the dam wall, which you cannot get near. J/K I think it was seriously large cat fish

[Mrs.Racer277]

Which lake?
I got told that lake san vincente has some sharks in the deepest part of it (by the dam wall, which you cannot get near. J/K I think it was seriously large cat fish
In my perfect world :rolleyes: there are no fish in any lakes. :D

[callbob4homes]

then where did the smell come from? :eek:

[CandyA$$]

In my perfect world :rolleyes: there are no fish in any lakes. :D
Sorry not going to happen.
I hear they actually bring in fish and dump into lakes.

[Her454]

OMG Hooli - I NEVER even saw this thread till now, now your Pirahna comments make more sense.....
for a second there I thought I was losing it, then I realized its you, not me. :D

[hoolign]

Sorry not going to happen.
I hear they actually bring in fish and dump into lakes.
Our lakes are full of fish!..

[Miss Perfect]

Our lakes are full of fish!..
Why don't you tell us all about how you catch them! I think everyone would like to hear your fishy story :D

[hoolign]

Why don't you tell us all about how you catch them! I think everyone would like to hear your fishy story :D
QUIET :D

[hoolign]

OMG Hooli - I NEVER even saw this thread till now, now your Pirahna comments make more sense.....
for a second there I thought I was losing it, then I realized its you, not me. :D
C'mon after the nice things I said about you in the beer thread..lets at least split the insanity :D

[Miss Perfect]

QUIET :D
haha... make me! No wait a minute, I didn't mean that...... just kidding! :hammerhea

[CandyA$$]

QUIET :D
What who why

[Mrs.Racer277]

Why don't you tell us all about how you catch them! I think everyone would like to hear your fishy story :D
Really TELL everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[hoolign]

What who why
Carry on ..nuthin to see here ...move along now.. :D :D

[Her454]

C'mon after the nice things I said about you in the beer thread..lets at least split the insanity :D
Chrimany, another one I missed LOL! :hammerhea

[hoolign]

Really TELL everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
What are you doing here ...dont you have to pack or somthing ...quiet to do??? :D :D

[CandyA$$]

Carry on ..nuthin to see here ...move along now.. :D :D
damn I was looking to hear the story

[Mrs.Racer277]

What are you doing here ...dont you have to pack or somthing ...quiet to do??? :D :D
I am still working. :hammer2: :hammer2: :frown: :frown:

[hoolign]

I am still working. :hammer2: :hammer2: :frown: :frown:
Ha ha ...your old man just phoned he told me to tell you he got tired of waiting..and something about he'll send you a postcard or somthing like that! and oh yeah..your outta milk and eggs.. :D :D

[Mrs.Racer277]

Ha ha ...your old man just phoned he told me to tell you he got tired of waiting..and something about he'll send you a postcard or somthing like that! and oh yeah..your outta milk and eggs.. :D :D
Busted just hung up with him. :devil: He is still at work too. :devil:

[Mrs.Racer277]

Did you get the email?????????? :confused:

[hoolign]

Did you get the email?????????? :confused:
Yeah...and ..WHOA..I aint never seen a chick do that before....
I'M KIDDING PEOPLE...thats a big freakin room you guys built me on the right...tall ceilings and evrything..I did notice there is no bar as of yet..was this an oversight ???

[hoolign]

Busted just hung up with him. :devil: He is still at work too. :devil:
I told him that line would work :D

[Mrs.Racer277]

Yeah...and ..WHOA..I aint never seen a chick do that before....
I'M KIDDING PEOPLE...thats a big freakin room you guys built me on the right...tall ceilings and evrything..I did notice there is no bar as of yet..was this an oversight ???
Plans for bar, keg, pool table, etc etc. Oh and that is where my new big A$$ boat will be going. :rolleyes:

[Mrs.Racer277]

I told him that line would work :D
:devil: :devil: :devil: Where's my list?????? :rolleyes:

[hoolign]

Plans for bar, keg, pool table, etc etc. Oh and that is where my new big A$$ boat will be going. :rolleyes:
My fifth wheel would fit quite nicely in there :D

[Wonderboy]

My fifth wheel would fit quite nicely in there :D
You have a fifth wheel? That's pretty cool.

[Mrs.Racer277]

My fifth wheel would fit quite nicely in there :D
Yes it will. And all the hook ups are on the right too. :)

[Blown 472]

Better check your shoes for snakes this weekend. :devil:

[Mrs.Racer277]

Better check your shoes for snakes this weekend. :devil:
Bite Me :boxingguy :boxingguy ;)

[Blown 472]

Bite Me :boxingguy :boxingguy ;)
I heard snakes like blondes

[hoolign]

Yes it will. And all the hook ups are on the right too. :)
As long as you guys let me out of the bathroom i'll be super comfy!...

[Mrs.Racer277]

I heard snakes like blondes
First of all not blonde, second stop being mean. :devil:

[Mrs.Racer277]

As long as you guys let me out of the bathroom i'll be super comfy!...
LMAO :D :D :D
I will let you out hun! :D

[Blown 472]

First of all not blonde, second stop being mean. :devil:
Hey, I am not the one going out into their enviroment now am I??? btw you get that snake I sent you?

[hoolign]

Bite Me :boxingguy :boxingguy ;)
Hey ..the list ...remember the list???? I'd move him to the top and put his name in bold
:D :D

[Mrs.Racer277]

Hey ..the list ...remember the list???? I'd move him to the top and put his name in bold
:D :D
He has been THERE for months. :rolleyes: :)

[Mrs.Racer277]

Hey, I am not the one going out into their enviroment now am I??? btw you get that snake I sent you?
Keep your snake in your pants. :boxingguy :D :rolleyes:

[Blown 472]

Keep your snake in your pants. :boxingguy :D :rolleyes:
You mean my giant anaconda? :devil:

[Mrs.Racer277]

You mean my giant anaconda? :devil:
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

[Blown 472]

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
Everything is true on the internet. :D

[pixilatedpussy]

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
You haven't left yet?

[Mrs.Racer277]

Everything is true on the internet. :D
You know I believe everything you say. :D

[Mrs.Racer277]

You haven't left yet?
Don't even get me started. :sqeyes: I am still at work. And I still have to pack. :(

[pixilatedpussy]

Don't even get me started. :sqeyes: I am still at work. And I still have to pack. :(
Oh...I am sorry..call me on my cell when you get on the road! :D I am running behind also...plus I got sick from my subway sandwich today! :frown:

[Blown 472]

Oh...I am sorry..call me on my cell when you get on the road! :D I am running behind also...plus I got sick from my subway sandwich today! :frown:
You puke?

[pixilatedpussy]

You puke?
Yep! :yuk: :cry:

[Mrs.Racer277]

Oh...I am sorry..call me on my cell when you get on the road! :D I am running behind also...plus I got sick from my subway sandwich today! :frown:
Are you OK??? I will give you a call. While sitting on the freeway. :cry:

[Mrs.Racer277]

Yep! :yuk: :cry:
Poor thing. :yuk: :yuk:

[Blown 472]

Yep! :yuk: :cry:
Any of it come out your nose?

[pixilatedpussy]

Are you OK??? I will give you a call. While sitting on the freeway. :cry:
No I am sucking down some maalox now! Waiting for G to get home! I will wait for your call cutie! :wink:

[Mrs.Racer277]

Any of it come out your nose?
Good God Sicko. :hammerhea :eek:

[pixilatedpussy]

Any of it come out your nose?
NO! You are silly! :p

[Mrs.Racer277]

No I am sucking down some maalox now! Waiting for G to get home! I will wait for your call cutie! :wink:
Ok Hun! Be Safe XOXOXOXOX

[Blown 472]

No I am sucking down some maalox now! Waiting for G to get home! I will wait for your call cutie! :wink:
Ok, what was your number again?

[pixilatedpussy]

Poor thing. :yuk: :yuk:
No more tuna sandwiches from Subway for the pussy anymore! :( :(

[Blown 472]

Ok Hun! Be Safe XOXOXOXOX
I think I am going to puke.

[pixilatedpussy]

Ok, what was your number again?
Wouldn't you love to know???????? :wink: :wink:

[pixilatedpussy]

I think I am going to puke.
Make it come out your nose!

[hoolign]

Any of it come out your nose?
I hate it when the chunks get stuck in the back of your throat and when ya try to clear em you puke again or when ya shoot corn out your nose! have ya ever puked up Jalepenos...that's a trip!

[Blown 472]

No more tuna sandwiches from Subway for the pussy anymore! :( :(
You said "tuna" and "pussy"

[pixilatedpussy]

Ok Hun! Be Safe XOXOXOXOX
you too! xxoox :cool:

[Mrs.Racer277]

I think I am going to puke.
Jealous?????????????????? :)

[pixilatedpussy]

I hate it when the chunks get stuck in the back of your throat and when ya try to clear em you puke again or when ya shoot corn out your nose! have ya ever puked up Jalepenos...that's a trip!
OMG!! totally!!! So wrong!

[hoolign]

No I am sucking down some maalox now! Waiting for G to get home! I will wait for your call cutie! :wink:
That's the clicher right there!..i'm officially changing my name to "MALOX" :D :D

[Mrs.Racer277]

I hate it when the chunks get stuck in the back of your throat and when ya try to clear em you puke again or when ya shoot corn out your nose! have ya ever puked up Jalepenos...that's a trip!
PLEASE STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :devil: :yuk: :yuk: :yuk:

[pixilatedpussy]

You said "tuna" and "pussy"
Yep..dont you wish your were comming to the river with us???

[Blown 472]

Yep..dont you wish your were comming to the river with us???
hell yeah

[pixilatedpussy]

That's the clicher right there!..i'm officially changing my name to "MALOX" :D :D
OMG!!! LOL!

[Mrs.Racer277]

And no more pics for being MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! :devil: :D

[pixilatedpussy]

See ya guys....Geza just got home! I am officially outta here! See ya on the water!
Dia I will see you in the casino! Call me! :smile:

[Blown 472]

And no more pics for being MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! :devil: :D
huh?

[Mrs.Racer277]

Yep..dont you wish your were comming to the river with us???
They don't want to come and play with us PP!?!?!?! :rolleyes: :p :D

[Mrs.Racer277]

huh?
Be nice to me. ;) :D

[Mrs.Racer277]

See ya guys....Geza just got home! I am officially outta here! See ya on the water!
Dia I will see you in the casino! Call me! :smile:
OK :) :)

[hoolign]

OMG!! totally!!! So wrong!
Not as bad as when I was 5 ..my friend ate a slug..now THAT was wrong :2purples:

[Blown 472]

They don't want to come and play with us PP!?!?!?! :rolleyes: :p :D
some of us that live on the other side of the country have to work :cry: :cry:

[Mrs.Racer277]

some of us that live on the other side of the country have to work :cry: :cry:
Whatever. :rolleyes: :) :)

[Blown 472]

Not as bad as when I was 5 ..my friend ate a slug..now THAT was wrong :2purples:
I shoved a penny up my nose once. :squiggle:

[Mrs.Racer277]

Not as bad as when I was 5 ..my friend ate a slug..now THAT was wrong :2purples:
That just made me gag. :sqeyes: :sqeyes:

[hoolign]

They don't want to come and play with us PP!?!?!?! :rolleyes: :p :D
Bullshit..if you people would have been up here soon enough to smuggle me down there..hell I'd a bought all the booze.. :mad:

[hoolign]

That just made me gag. :sqeyes: :sqeyes:
HE HE HE ...I was gaggin typing that..those suckers got alot of guts when they are 6" long :2purples:

[Mrs.Racer277]

Bullshit..if you people would have been up here soon enough to smuggle me down there..hell I'd a bought all the booze.. :mad:
LOL!!! :D :D
Ok next time for sure. :cool: :D

[Dr. Eagle]

your just upset cause you won't be there to see it all.
As the ice slowly breaks up... LOL... :rolleyes: :D