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dirty old man
07-05-2005, 07:11 AM
I know one for sure; Real men don't use side guides on their trailers
any others?

Little Wood Boat
07-05-2005, 07:14 AM
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CandyA$$
07-05-2005, 11:21 AM
What is up with this.
guides, no guides
open and insert. Oh wrong kind of guides

NOTALENT
07-05-2005, 11:24 AM
no guides for me...im a professional ***boater!! :D

Some Kind Of Monster
07-05-2005, 11:29 AM
Real men don't use instructions!
Real men don't use mufflers! ;)

uvindex
07-05-2005, 11:30 AM
I know one for sure; Real men don't use side guides on their trailersOK, I don't have any guides on my trailers. HOWEVER, for launching/retrieving in a strong cross-current, or on ramps that are so steep that your trailer is submerged so far that you can't even see it, guides aren't necessarily equivalent to wearing a dress. :)

CandyA$$
07-05-2005, 11:34 AM
OK, I don't have any guides on my trailers. HOWEVER, for launching/retrieving in a strong cross-current, or on ramps that are so steep that your trailer is submerged so far that you can't even see it, guides aren't necessarily equivalent to wearing a dress. :)
??
LOL

Sane Asylum
07-05-2005, 11:37 AM
Real men don't use instructions!
Real men don't use mufflers! ;)
What he said...........

CandyA$$
07-05-2005, 11:38 AM
My man don't sport guides, mufflers

HOSS
07-05-2005, 11:39 AM
Real men aren`t gay.

uvindex
07-05-2005, 11:41 AM
Real men don't go to the doctor for anything less than a severed artery or compound fracture. :D

NOTALENT
07-05-2005, 11:41 AM
Real men aren`t gay.
haha..or you could say...
real men dont look like Ryan Seacrest!! :jawdrop: :D

lucky
07-05-2005, 11:41 AM
Dam It , Hoss - Just When I Thought I Was Cool :d

HM
07-05-2005, 11:51 AM
Real men don't start gay threads about being a real man because real men don't care. ;)

CandyA$$
07-05-2005, 11:52 AM
Real men don't start gay threads about being a real man because real men don't care. ;)
you are soooo right but its funny to see the response

supernick
07-05-2005, 11:56 AM
Real men don't start gay threads about being a real man because real men don't care. ;)
im with this guy

uvindex
07-05-2005, 11:59 AM
Real men don't start gay threads about being a real man because real men don't care. ;)Real men don't post to gay threads just to say that real men don't care. (just kidding :))

CandyA$$
07-05-2005, 12:03 PM
woo harsh one there
j/k

HM
07-05-2005, 12:11 PM
Real men don't post to gay threads just to say that real men don't care. (just kidding :))
Very true, and since I have trailer guides, I am not a real man. :rollside:

burtandnancy
07-06-2005, 06:54 AM
Real Men Don't - put a twist in their bimini straps
(I'll explain if you don't know)

HM
07-06-2005, 06:56 AM
Real Men Don't - put a twist in their bimini straps
(I'll explain if you don't know)
Real men don't quit boating. :D
Damn...I do the twist thing too. Now I am 2 for 2. ;)

CandyA$$
07-06-2005, 07:02 AM
Damn and this is still going

superdave013
07-06-2005, 07:09 AM
Real men don't whack off dogs.
Hey, I know some are sick of it but hey...... someone had to say it! :eek:
Oh, real men also don't stop to ask directions either!

HocusPocus
07-06-2005, 08:18 AM
real men don't take 20 minutes to get their boats on and off their trailers. especially while others are waiting in line.

dirty old man
07-06-2005, 08:20 AM
Better than that, real men don't take more than 2 minutes, in or out

HocusPocus
07-06-2005, 08:24 AM
Better than that, real men don't take more than 2 minutes, in or out
yes!! i was giving them some extra time. :)
i get tired of seeing people get their boats down the ramp.. then deciding to remove their straps and start loading stuff from their truck into the boat.

HocusPocus
07-06-2005, 08:29 AM
real men know how to back their boat down the ramp.
i have sat in line when a guy at the front of the line had to wait for the entire ramp to clear before he attempted to back in his boat. but after seeing him attempt to back down i realized why he waited.
i have spent many years as a truck driver and backing is simply a learned skill.. if your not famliar with towing or backing... at least practice in a vacant parking lot until you get the hang of it.

godfather
07-06-2005, 11:42 AM
real men wipe their butt with their hand!! :yuk:

h2oski2fast
07-06-2005, 11:45 AM
Real men don't put 496's in their boats.
Real men don't have to worry about taking their boat out of the water, they have the chicks do it while they sit back and drink a beer.

lucky
07-06-2005, 11:46 AM
real men know how to back their boat down the ramp.
i have sat in line when a guy at the front of the line had to wait for the entire ramp to clear before he attempted to back in his boat. but after seeing him attempt to back down i realized why he waited.
i have spent many years as a truck driver and backing is simply a learned skill.. if your not famliar with towing or backing... at least practice in a vacant parking lot until you get the hang of it.
real men make there wives - back up ( hi honey ) and launch and pack them a lunch !

abraman1326
07-06-2005, 11:57 AM
Real men don't wait for their slow ass friends to show up at 9 when you told them 8.30.
Real men don't ride lake lice...
BRA

Mrs.charitycase
07-06-2005, 12:07 PM
real men wipe their butt with their hand!! :yuk:
NASTY!

CandyA$$
07-06-2005, 12:09 PM
Real men don't put 496's in their boats.
Real men don't have to worry about taking their boat out of the water, they have the chicks do it while they sit back and drink a beer.
LMAO!

dirty old man
07-06-2005, 12:56 PM
This is getting good. Real men don't put lotion on other real men

piper
07-06-2005, 08:34 PM
This is getting good. Real men don't put lotion on other real men
That's just gay! :mad:

burtandnancy
07-08-2005, 05:38 PM
Real men will go to the Catalina Ski Race even if they can't be in it. Real men will be in it someday or have already been in it. There are four people per team; driver, observer, navigator and ...oh yeah, a skier

Kilrtoy
07-08-2005, 05:47 PM
Better yet REAL MEN RUN OUTBOARDS....

hoolign
07-08-2005, 06:20 PM
I know one for sure; Real men don't use side guides on their trailers
any others?
Guides??? that round thing in front of you is not only a dandy beer holder at idle :p it actually turns the boat too! :D