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hoolign
07-08-2005, 05:28 PM
Freakin dog come runnin at full speed into the living room , jumped up on me, and a rooster tail of shit flying behind him, goddamn doggy diareaa flying behind him in a rooster tail that would make Tom Brown envious!...best part.. all over my new budweiser shirt and then half the length of my leather couch. :burningm: :D, phoned the freakin vet and he said not to feed him anything else cept potatos and rice....it'll be like a shit gattling gun shootin rice and potatoes...bastard sleeps outside tonight :burningm:

pixilatedpussy
07-08-2005, 05:30 PM
Freakin dog come runnin at full speed into the living room , jumped up on me, and a rooster tail of shit flying behind him, goddamn doggy diareaa flying behind him in a rooster tail that would make Tom Brown envious!...best part.. all over my new budweiser shirt and then half the length of my leather couch. :burningm: :D, phoned the freakin vet and he said not to feed him anything else cept potatos and rice....it'll be like a shit gattling gun shootin rice and potatoes...bastard sleeps outside tonight :burningm:
You are demented Hooli...you know that right? :confused: :D

hoolign
07-08-2005, 05:31 PM
You are demented Hooli...you know that right? :confused: :D
Demented??? I wasnt the one running around the house yelping and shooting shit everywhere :p

Havasu Hangin'
07-08-2005, 05:33 PM
Demented??? I wasnt the one running around the house yelping and shooting shit everywhere :p
But did it have a "happy ending"?
:eek:

hoolign
07-08-2005, 05:36 PM
But did it have a "happy ending"?
:eek:
he's outside right now about to get cleaned off with the freakin hose...and he aint to happy bout it :cry:

Mrs.Racer277
07-08-2005, 05:36 PM
YUKKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :2purples: :2purples:
Poor doggy. :wink:

pixilatedpussy
07-08-2005, 05:36 PM
Demented??? I wasnt the one running around the house yelping and shooting shit everywhere :p
Yah but you posted this right before evryone eats dinner! :D

hoolign
07-08-2005, 05:41 PM
Yah but you posted this right before evryone eats dinner! :D
MMm My bAd...did I ever tell ya about the colonopscopy i got?? :eek:

pixilatedpussy
07-08-2005, 05:42 PM
MMm My bAd...did I ever tell ya about the colonopscopy i got?? :eek:
Got pics??? :coffeycup :D :devil:

Mrs.Racer277
07-08-2005, 05:44 PM
MMm My bAd...did I ever tell ya about the colonopscopy i got?? :eek:
No and PLEASE don't :lightsabe :lightsabe

Mrs.Racer277
07-08-2005, 05:44 PM
Got pics??? :coffeycup :D :devil:
They do take pics. :D

pixilatedpussy
07-08-2005, 05:45 PM
Knowing Hooli ..........he has them! :p

Wonderboy
07-08-2005, 05:45 PM
Freakin dog come runnin at full speed into the living room , jumped up on me, and a rooster tail of shit flying behind him, goddamn doggy diareaa flying behind him in a rooster tail that would make Tom Brown envious!...best part.. all over my new budweiser shirt and then half the length of my leather couch. :burningm: :D, phoned the freakin vet and he said not to feed him anything else cept potatos and rice....it'll be like a shit gattling gun shootin rice and potatoes...bastard sleeps outside tonight :burningm:
You're too much sometimes! I'm laughing my a$$ off! This is almost as funny as this (http://www2.***boat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=72056&highlight=how%27s+pulling+stupid)

hoolign
07-08-2005, 05:46 PM
They do take pics. :D
Doc wasnt to impressed when i called it an "uptheasscopy" nurse almost choked she laughed so hard :D
Hey PP this looks like the doc... :lightsabe :D

Mrs.Racer277
07-08-2005, 05:46 PM
Doc wasnt to impressed when i called it an "uptheasscopy" nurse almost choked she laughed so hard :D
LOL! :rolleyes: :)

pixilatedpussy
07-08-2005, 05:47 PM
Doc wasnt to impressed when i called it an "uptheasscopy" nurse almost choked she laughed so hard :D
OMG!
As miss Perfect would say...LM Fuching AO! :p

Mrs.Racer277
07-08-2005, 05:51 PM
No and PLEASE don't :lightsabe :lightsabe
That is why I used them above. LMAO :lightsabe :lightsabe :lightsabe :lightsabe :lightsabe

hoolign
07-08-2005, 05:56 PM
Worst part is they damn near knock you right out, and if you get the downthethroatscopy after the uptheasscopy,who knows if they try to save a couple bucks on soap and just give the table a spin :yuk:

Mrs.Racer277
07-08-2005, 05:57 PM
Worst part is they damn near knock you right out, and if you get the downthethroatscopy after the uptheasscopy,who knows if they try to save a couple bucks on soap and just give the table a spin :yuk:
LMAO Ok stop. :lightsabe :lightsabe

hoolign
07-08-2005, 06:01 PM
LMAO Ok stop. :lightsabe :lightsabe
Ok this was about my puppys shit flying everywhere..and now were discussing the doc shoving a polaroid up my ass... :2purples:
my bad :D

Mrs.Racer277
07-08-2005, 06:02 PM
Ok this was about my puppys shit flying everywhere..and now were discussing the doc shoving a polaroid up my ass... :2purples:
Hey PP...nice hat :2purples:
I'm going to kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :devil:
She left. Thank goodness or my a$$ would be posted on here cuz of you. :devil:

hoolign
07-08-2005, 06:03 PM
I'm going to kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :devil:
She left. Thank goodness or my a$$ would be posted on here cuz of you. :devil:
HUH?? :p shoulnt have quoted it then :D

Mrs.Racer277
07-08-2005, 06:04 PM
HUH?? :p shoulnt have quoted it then :D
ROTFLMAO :hammer2: :hammer2:

hoolign
07-08-2005, 06:06 PM
ROTFLMAO :hammer2: :hammer2:
well I guess I better phone BLOWN and let him know your ass is about to make an appearance :p

LHC30Victory
07-08-2005, 06:07 PM
Thank you for sharing...Now I gotta go cook dinner....Oh, Nevermind :jawdrop:

hoolign
07-08-2005, 06:11 PM
Thank you for sharing...Now I gotta go cook dinner....Oh, Nevermind :jawdrop:
have i told you about my colonoscopy??

Mrs.Racer277
07-08-2005, 06:12 PM
well I guess I better phone BLOWN and let him know your ass is about to make an appearance :p
If you only had his number?!?!?!?!?!?! :rolleyes: :D I am really hoping this thread goes away soon. :rolleyes:
:lightsabe :lightsabe :lightsabe :lightsabe :lightsabe

hoolign
07-08-2005, 06:15 PM
why? :D

Mrs.Racer277
07-08-2005, 06:17 PM
why? :D
Trouble Maker. :devil:

hoolign
07-08-2005, 06:22 PM
Trouble Maker. :devil:
ass show person (ass shower didnt sound right)

ROZ
07-08-2005, 06:26 PM
WHy call the vet when you could have PM'd Frenchie :D

hoolign
07-08-2005, 06:28 PM
WHy call the vet when you could have PM'd Frenchie :D
cause Ozzy isnt having a problem making a mess and i dont ned him going off like a sprinkler while he's spraying shit

Mrs.Racer277
07-08-2005, 06:36 PM
ass show person (ass shower didnt sound right)
I did not!!!! :hammer2: :hammer2: :wink:

hoolign
07-08-2005, 06:40 PM
I did not!!!! :hammer2: :hammer2: :wink:
ah...HEM

piper
07-08-2005, 06:46 PM
This reminds me of a idiot here at work that was trying to stink up the lab as a joke and ended up with a surprise in his pants. Had to go home for the day. :(

hoolign
07-08-2005, 06:47 PM
This reminds me of a idiot here at work that was trying to stink up the lab as a joke and ended up with a surprise in his pants. Had to go home for the day. :(
My dog doesnt wear pants :idea: but that may not be a bad idea :messedup:

hoolign
07-08-2005, 06:48 PM
This reminds me of a idiot here at work that was trying to stink up the lab as a joke and ended up with a surprise in his pants. Had to go home for the day. :(
My dog stunk up the shitsu
My dog doesnt wear pants :idea: but that may not be a bad idea :messedup:

Mrs.Racer277
07-08-2005, 06:58 PM
ah...HEM
HUH??????????????????????

hoolign
07-08-2005, 07:00 PM
HUH??????????????????????
We may just have to post a thread to PP to verify this then :rolleyes:

Mrs.Racer277
07-08-2005, 07:02 PM
We may just have to post a thread to PP to verify this then :rolleyes:
No we do not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hammer2: :hammer2: :hammer2:

hoolign
07-08-2005, 07:02 PM
No we do not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hammer2: :hammer2: :hammer2:
we do not?? :D

Mrs.Racer277
07-08-2005, 07:03 PM
:devil: :devil: we do not?? :D
No we don't
:devil:

hoolign
07-08-2005, 07:04 PM
:devil: :devil:
No we don't
:devil:
Are we sure we do not??? :p

Mrs.Racer277
07-08-2005, 07:08 PM
Are we sure we do not??? :p
I am pretty darn sure about this..............REALLY I AM :crossx:

hoolign
07-08-2005, 07:09 PM
I am pretty darn sure about this..............REALLY I AM :crossx:
Well at least one of is sure :D

Mrs.Racer277
07-08-2005, 07:14 PM
Well at least one of is sure :D
You just don't know it but, you are too. :)

piper
07-08-2005, 07:15 PM
who's sure?

Mrs.Racer277
07-08-2005, 07:17 PM
who's sure?
Hooli is! :notam: :rolleyes:

piper
07-08-2005, 07:22 PM
Are you sure?

Mrs.Racer277
07-08-2005, 07:26 PM
Are you sure?
Well I am. :wink:

Miss Perfect
07-08-2005, 07:29 PM
I'm not sure about anything! ;)

Mrs.Racer277
07-08-2005, 07:31 PM
I'm not sure about anything! ;)
LOL now that is perfect. :D

Miss Perfect
07-08-2005, 07:32 PM
LOL now that is perfect. :D
LOL - How are ya tonight?

Mrs.Racer277
07-08-2005, 07:33 PM
LOL - How are ya tonight?
Great now that I am drinking. :rolleyes: :D :D

Miss Perfect
07-08-2005, 07:35 PM
Great now that I am drinking. :rolleyes: :D :D
Cool - me too! Nothing better then drinking and posting. LM FUCHING AO! haha... whatever happend to my stalker anyway?

Mrs.Racer277
07-08-2005, 07:37 PM
Cool - me too! Nothing better then drinking and posting. LM FUCHING AO! haha... whatever happend to my stalker anyway?
LOl
Who is that?????

Miss Perfect
07-08-2005, 07:38 PM
LOl
Who is that?????
Did you not see the stalker thread?? Hmmm.... let me try to find it!

Mrs.Racer277
07-08-2005, 07:38 PM
Did you not see the stalker thread?? Hmmm.... let me try to find it!
I guess I missed it

Wonderboy
07-08-2005, 07:39 PM
Cool - me too! Nothing better then drinking and posting. LM FUCHING AO! haha... whatever happend to my stalker anyway?
I'm here :D !

hoolign
07-08-2005, 07:42 PM
LM FUCHING AO... sounds like a vietnamese word for ..My ass hurts

Miss Perfect
07-08-2005, 07:43 PM
Wonderboy, what was the name of that freak? I can't remember...

Miss Perfect
07-08-2005, 07:44 PM
LM FUCHING AO... sounds like a vietnamese word for ..My ass hurts
Did I mention that I missed you? :p

hoolign
07-08-2005, 07:45 PM
Did I mention that I missed you? :p
need to improve your aim huh??

Miss Perfect
07-08-2005, 07:46 PM
Wonderboy, what was the name of that freak? I can't remember...
Nevermind - I got it! Who needs you anyway? :p

Wonderboy
07-08-2005, 07:47 PM
wetdog (http://www2.***boat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=84199)

Miss Perfect
07-08-2005, 07:48 PM
wetdog (http://www2.***boat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=84199)
Day late and a dollar short there buddy! :D

Wonderboy
07-08-2005, 07:50 PM
Day late and a dollar short there buddy! :D
You're soooo cool! :yuk: :D

piper
07-08-2005, 07:51 PM
Oh look at the party over here and no one called Piper.... o.k. that's the game we're going to play.... :crossx:

Wonderboy
07-08-2005, 07:54 PM
Oh look at the party over here and no one called Piper.... o.k. that's the game we're going to play.... :crossx:
Take a hint!

Mrs.Racer277
07-08-2005, 07:55 PM
I am sooo lost now. ;)
Hey Hooli I have something for you............................. :lightsabe :lightsabe :lightsabe :lightsabe

piper
07-08-2005, 07:56 PM
Take a hint!
Oh I got the hint..... that's it, your all off my christmas card list.

Mrs.Racer277
07-08-2005, 07:56 PM
Oh I got the hint..... that's it, your all off my christmas card list.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH how sad. Everyone is being mean to Piper :(

Wonderboy
07-08-2005, 07:57 PM
Oh I got the hint..... that's it, your all off my christmas card list.
If I don't get a Christmas card then you're not going to get a coupon mailer.

Miss Perfect
07-08-2005, 07:57 PM
Awwww..... poor piper!

Mrs.Racer277
07-08-2005, 07:57 PM
If I don't get a Christmas card then you're not going to get a coupon mailer.
Coupon mailer???????????????? WTF is everyone drinking tonight??????????

Wonderboy
07-08-2005, 07:59 PM
Coupon mailer???????????????? WTF is everyone drinking tonight??????????
Yeah, you know those little coupon books you get in the mail? I was going to mail one to piper for Christmas.

Miss Perfect
07-08-2005, 07:59 PM
Coupon mailer???????????????? WTF is everyone drinking tonight??????????
Bacardi. Speaking of that I need to go make another one!

Mrs.Racer277
07-08-2005, 07:59 PM
Yeah, you know those little coupon books you get in the mail? I was going to mail one to piper for Christmas.
Ummm OK :)

Mrs.Racer277
07-08-2005, 08:00 PM
Bacardi. Speaking of that I need to go make another one!
Bring 2! ;) ;)

piper
07-08-2005, 08:01 PM
I'm drinking paint thinner with paint chips.

Mrs.Racer277
07-08-2005, 08:01 PM
I'm drinking paint thinner which paint chips.
Well now that explains a lot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

Miss Perfect
07-08-2005, 08:04 PM
Well now that explains a lot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
LOL

piper
07-08-2005, 08:06 PM
I see a polar bear riding a tricycle.

Miss Perfect
07-08-2005, 08:07 PM
I see a polar bear riding a tricycle.
Wow, can I have what you're having! This rum is getting me nowhere :D

Mrs.Racer277
07-08-2005, 08:08 PM
I see a polar bear riding a tricycle.
Step away from the computer now. :2purples: :2purples:

piper
07-08-2005, 08:10 PM
I see blue lizards with tattoos of the Canadian flag on their backs.

Mrs.Racer277
07-08-2005, 08:11 PM
I see blue lizards with tattoos of the Canadian flag on their backs.
You must be missing Hooli too ;)

Miss Perfect
07-08-2005, 08:12 PM
I see blue lizards with tattoos of the Canadian flag on their backs.
Speaking of tattoos, when are you going to make me see stars? :D

piper
07-08-2005, 08:12 PM
You must be missing Hooli too ;)
Yeah he is hard to keep in the cross hairs.

piper
07-08-2005, 08:13 PM
Speaking of tattoos, when are you going to make me see stars? :D
Come over I have a brick.

Mrs.Racer277
07-08-2005, 08:13 PM
Speaking of tattoos, when are you going to make me see stars? :D
Lost again :confused:

Miss Perfect
07-08-2005, 08:14 PM
Come over I have a brick.
Sorry, not the kind of stars I'm looking for!

Wonderboy
07-08-2005, 08:14 PM
Come over I have a brick.
I don't think that's what she meant. Hey, where's my K-Y?

Miss Perfect
07-08-2005, 08:14 PM
Lost again :confused:
Have another drink and it won't matter anymore! :D

hoolign
07-08-2005, 08:14 PM
I am sooo lost now. ;)
Hey Hooli I have something for you............................. :lightsabe :lightsabe :lightsabe :lightsabe
AAARRRGGG :2purples:

piper
07-08-2005, 08:14 PM
Lost again :confused:
She wants me to tattoo her.

piper
07-08-2005, 08:15 PM
AAARRRGGG :2purples:
Oh Shit!!! Whew!! you scared me there for a second.

piper
07-08-2005, 08:16 PM
I don't think that's what she meant. Hey, where's my K-Y?
Right here next to the street cone.

Miss Perfect
07-08-2005, 08:17 PM
Right here next to the street cone.
:2purples:

piper
07-08-2005, 08:18 PM
I better stop drinking this stuff. It's making me violent. I'm switching over to rubbing alcohol.

Mrs.Racer277
07-08-2005, 08:19 PM
AAARRRGGG :2purples:
This thread has been jacked big time. :wink:

Miss Perfect
07-08-2005, 08:20 PM
This thread has been jacked big time. :wink:
What was this thread about anyway?

Mrs.Racer277
07-08-2005, 08:21 PM
What was this thread about anyway?
Shiat I think. :D

Miss Perfect
07-08-2005, 08:22 PM
Shiat I think. :D
Oh yeah, I remember now!

piper
07-08-2005, 08:48 PM
It was about a dog, Hooligan, and a shotgun. Oh wait the dog's butt was the shot gun.

FunOnTheWater
07-09-2005, 08:14 AM
Shiat I think. :D
do you ever shut up :squiggle:

Mrs.Racer277
07-09-2005, 09:16 AM
do you ever shut up :squiggle:
Not when I have you to talk to!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Blown 472
07-09-2005, 04:16 PM
do you ever shut up :squiggle:
Look at me, I am Rob the dick.

Mrs.Racer277
07-09-2005, 06:05 PM
Look at me, I am Rob the dick.
Thank you http://www.theinsideline.net/forum/images/smilies/wub.gif

Miss Perfect
07-09-2005, 06:09 PM
Look at me, I am Rob the dick.
Wow, you can be nice! Maybe you should change your title to 99% Dick :D

Mrs.Racer277
07-09-2005, 06:10 PM
Wow, you can be nice! Maybe you should change your title to 99% Dick :D
SHHHHH don't tell. He has an image to with hold. :wink:

Blown 472
07-09-2005, 06:32 PM
SHHHHH don't tell. He has an image to with hold. :wink:
Yeah, thats it. :crossx:

JetBoatRich
07-09-2005, 10:16 PM
:yuk: :yuk: