We have a urgent issue

[H20 Toie]

So that all of you and your loved ones can be safer we need to take up a fund and raise $2,500 so that Fast Freddy can go to Tres Martin's performance boat class. The sooner the better i will call tres and see if he can take a emergency student.

[PhantomChaos]

:) :) :) :)

[ROZ]

Will this be a fundraiser party ?

[Havasu47]

Hi, my name is Fast Freddy and I'm a dangerous driver.
HI FAST FREDDY!!!
This one time I was going to put a move on Dangerzone, and as I jumped out of his wake, my boat laid on it's side....................

[boats&bars]

count me in

[Havasu47]

.... so I laid the throttles wide open, lit the afterburners and cranked the wheel hard left. My boat spun around twelve times, like a SeaDoo......
......I never lifted but was still able to take a hit off my crack pipe as I threw it into reverse to stop the vortech, slammed it into forward and........

[H20 Toie]

.... so I laid the throttles wide open, lit the afterburners and cranked the wheel hard left. My boat spun around twelve times, like a SeaDoo......
But it was hard to control with one hand becuase i didn't want to spill my beer

[Biglue]

...the mrs came up from the cuddy with another French Dip and Keystone Light. I put the bimini up into the race position.......
So I stuffed it under the Cig hit the throttle shot underneath him and out ran him under water. When I popped out from underneath his bow, I threw the shocker and.........

[H20 Toie]

So I stuffed it under the Cig hit the throttle shot underneath him and out ran him under water. When I popped out from underneath his bow, I threw the shocker and.........
turned on the supercharger but just then....

[ELIMINAT THIS]

So that all of you and your loved ones can be safer we need to take up a fund and raise $2,500 so that Fast Freddy can go to Tres Martin's performance boat class. The sooner the better i will call tres and see if he can take a emergency student.
LMAO :)

[HOT ROD HOOLIGAN]

My old lady was bitchin' and turned off my supercharger. :cry:

[ChumpChange]

turned on the supercharger but just then....
I finally reached enough speed to where my bimini top became an entrapment hull and I flew over the wake of Danger Zone only to find myself......

[frdvschvy]

pulling hard on CRC. Good thing his tach recall only read 181mph. So then I...

[centurion tunnel]

Pulled in to park moabi and got stuck in the sand,but he just flipped the blower switch back on. And than.............

[HM]

Pulled in to park moabi and got stuck in the sand,but he just flipped the blower switch back on. And than.............
I had I turned on the sound track to "Grease" and played "Greased lighting" as I....

[NOTALENT]

I had I turned on the sound track to "Grease" and played "Greased lighting" as I....
Started doing my 3rd beer bong, I saw preadtor just passing me...

[sleekcraft137]

So that all of you and your loved ones can be safer we need to take up a fund and raise $2,500 so that Fast Freddy can go to Tres Martin's performance boat class. The sooner the better i will call tres and see if he can take a emergency student.
Dan I'll throw out a $20

[Mandelon]

LMFAO :p

[Phat Matt]

Started doing my 3rd beer bong, I saw preadtor just passing me...
...so I told my wife to drive as I put some octane booster in my tank, then told her "we beat this guy every year, I am not going to lose now", and hammered the throttle (singular) :)....

[Jordy]

...and then I woke up. :D

[Phat Matt]

...and then I woke up. :D
The End :D

[BigBlockBaja]

...and then I woke up. :D
To find my hand all sticky with an unknown fluid.....

[Cheap Thrills]

To find my hand all sticky with an unknown fluid.....
That smelled like Grey Poupon.
C.T. :wink:

[rivergoer]

hey this just in my 89 24 ft supra saltare v drive ski boat just won the poker run!! but knobody knows that i topped out at a whopping 41.2 mph fock thats fast!!!!!

[ELIMINAT THIS]

So that all of you and your loved ones can be safer we need to take up a fund and raise $2,500 so that Fast Freddy can go to Tres Martin's performance boat class. The sooner the better i will call tres and see if he can take a emergency student.
Does the $2500 include transportation,Im thinking we may need a short bus on standby. :)

[IN2-IN2MX]

OMG. This thread is hilarious! :p

[Biglue]

Does the $2500 include transportation,Im thinking we may need a short bus on standby. :)
Good question. How about a class section teaching the proper speed bimini maintenance? :)

[Redwing247]

How about raising the $ and install the supercharger on Lue's boat so he can smoke a Nordic :boxed:

[AZJD]

Damn, and I thought the original thread was funny! :cry:

[Biglue]

How about raising the $ and install the supercharger on Lue's boat so he can smoke a Nordic :boxed:
Naahhhhh. Nordics are fast as all hell. First I have to smoke the Cigarrette line up then I'll concentrate on taking on a Nordic. Can't run before you crawl ya know. :crossx:

[460 jus getn it]

Rtfolmfao...........................

[jdogginla]

This is the FIRST AND ONLY thread that I have laughed so hard for so many continuous minutes that I had to go take shit! My stomach is killing me. I'll be back, gotta run to the bathroom. :rollside:

[Biglue]

This is the FIRST AND ONLY thread that I have laughed so hard for so many continuous minutes that I had to go take shit! My stomach is killing me. I'll be back, gotta run to the bathroom. :rollside:
Paging a janitor to Jason's office. Bring mop bucket. :crossx:

[tamalewagon]

Paging a janitor to Jason's office. Bring mop bucket. :crossx:
I thought his office WAS the john.

[460 jus getn it]

lue, you say janitor needed and look who pops inn...aww hahahahahahaha

[tbrown]

lmao!!!!!

[Ziggy]

lue, you say janitor needed and look who pops inn...aww hahahahahahaha
ROTFLMAO.... :p

[460 jus getn it]

ROTFLMAO.... :p
ok, time to get back on track............................................. .....

[Wicky]

Didn't anybody tell FF that smoking cigs are hazardous to his health and reputation!!! :)

[Biglue]

Didn't anybody tell FF that smoking cigs were hazardous to his health and reputation!!! :)
I went blue in the face trying not to laugh at the office with this post. ROTFLMAO.

[460 jus getn it]

Didn't anybody tell FF that smoking cigs are hazardous to his health and reputation!!! :)
awww man, i just spit water all over the place..........AHHHHH HAHAHAHAHA

[RiverDave]

You guys laugh and joke, but nobodies gonna be laughing when this guy chine walks his shiznit and sideswipes YOUR boat..
I'm broke as shit right now and I'll kick up 50 bucks for him to go..
DJ

[Biglue]

You guys laugh and joke, but nobodies gonna be laughing when this guy chine walks his shiznit and sideswipes YOUR boat..
I'm broke as shit right now and I'll kick up 50 bucks for him to go..
DJ
Agreed Dave. I seriously hope no one is ever hurt by him or he has a serious accident.

[460 jus getn it]

You guys laugh and joke, but nobodies gonna be laughing when this guy chine walks his shiznit and sideswipes YOUR boat..
I'm broke as shit right now and I'll kick up 50 bucks for him to go..
DJjust saw this, 100% TRUE............But his antics are worth a million bucks