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topless
07-16-2005, 12:53 PM
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really ! bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know! when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

Water Romper
07-16-2005, 12:58 PM
LOL !!!!!!!!!!!! :D
Thanks for the laugh (been a long week)

CandyA$$
07-16-2005, 01:09 PM
Damn politically incorrect.

WYRD
07-16-2005, 01:49 PM
LOL :idea:

dicudmore
07-16-2005, 01:50 PM
nice

meaniam
07-18-2005, 03:11 PM
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really ! bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know! when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
that is comedy

Procraftkev
07-18-2005, 03:17 PM
Good stuff thanks for the laugh! :cool:

bchbum
07-18-2005, 03:20 PM
I'll say they are all true , because the wife is not home rite now

Jrocket
07-18-2005, 03:52 PM
Topless,your alirght!

Boy Named Sue
07-18-2005, 04:04 PM
Topless,
Men who think and behave in that manner don't deserve the kindness and affection that women can deliver. As a member of the male gender, I am ashamed for the actions and attitudes of my fellow men. Shame on them.
Suey ~ 209 867 5309

SmokinLowriderSS
07-18-2005, 04:13 PM
I don't think I can print on here the answers I keept getting from my wife as I told her those. Is the FCC watching? Will I get bleepeed? :220v:
We both had a good laugh. :)