The rumor mill

[Tom Brown]

Let's use this thread to list the hottest rumors of the moment. I'll start.
When I called Hoolign's house the other day, his wife answered and said he was out having hair plugs surgically placed in his ass.

[NashvilleBound]

I'm not touching this one tho.

[Tom Brown]

I heard NashvilleBound is thinking of going to Maine to pick up a case of crabs.

[hoolign]

Let's use this thread to list the hottest rumors of the moment. I'll start.
When I called Hoolign's house the other day, his wife answered and said he was out having hair plugs surgically placed in his ass.
Yeah and that was BULLSHIT!!!..I shoulda known what the Rasta Special waS ALL about :cry:

[NashvilleBound]

I heard NashvilleBound is thinking of going to Maine to pick up a case of crabs.
For a rumor thats not far off....impressive...as long as were talking about crabs from the sea and not the little itchy guys..... I was going to fly into Maine for dinner next week with the wifey for something to do....

[Tom Brown]

Somebody told me that Havasu Hangin' wears two different sizes of shoe.
... and, for some reason, always makes sure they are different styles.

[Tom Brown]

..... I was going to fly into Maine for dinner next week with the wifey for something to do....
If a million monkeys flail long enough, eventually they might connect with something.

[NashvilleBound]

I heard Hoolign is always invisible cuz hes afraid to REALLY be here.

[Boy Named Sue]

I heard FM has a leather cat suit!

[NashvilleBound]

If a million monkeys flail long enough, eventually they might connect with something.
Great analogy....just what I was going to say..LMAO

[Tom Brown]

I heard FM has a leather cat suit!
... made from cat leather.

[Tom Brown]

My Mom's astrologer told me that Jetboat Brian doesn't own a jet boat at all... and, in fact, always wears a Greenbay Packers football helmet while driving his air boat.

[Boy Named Sue]

... made from cat leather.
You know how many pussies had to be shaved to make that suit!

[hoolign]

I have it from very unreliable sources that Hoss should be spelling falump in lower case letters..and with only the nessisary amout of letters to get the jist of the word across..much like flmp :D

[Boy Named Sue]

I have it from very unreliable sources that Hoss should be spelling falump in lower case letters..and with only the nessisary amout of letters to get the jist of the word across..much like flmp :D
eww.

[Jbb]

My Mom's astrologer told me that Jetboat Brian doesn't own a jet boat at all... and, in fact, always wears a Greenbay Packers football helmet while driving his air boat.
Safety first ....Kanatard... :)

[Havasu Hangin']

One Eyed Jack is Sue? :supp:

[FMluvswater]

I heard FM has a leather cat suit!
Oh that's no rumor it's a fact. :cool:

[FMluvswater]

... made from cat leather.
Ok now that's not a fact. Calf leather Tom not cat. :smile: Cat leather would be inhumane! :D

[FMluvswater]

You know how many pussies had to be shaved to make that suit!
Damn gossip always gets misinterpreted no pussies shaved to make it ok? Flesh was beaten. :cool:

[Boy Named Sue]

One Eyed Jack is Sue? :supp:
He just wants my avatar of the creepy arty eye. :mad:
I heard RiverKitty wants me bad but her shyness is keeping her away.

[Boy Named Sue]

Damn gossip always gets misinterpreted no pussies shaved to make it ok? Flesh was beaten. :cool:
Beaten?

[FMluvswater]

Beaten?
until soft

[Wonderboy]

until soft
That sounds like it should be here (http://www2.***boat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=86111) .

[FMluvswater]

That sounds like it should be here (http://www2.***boat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=86111) .
Hard to say. :D

[Wonderboy]

Hard to say. :D
Not from the sound of things. :mix:

[Rexone]

I heard Wonderboy was caught wearing Tom Brown's Shorts :squiggle:

[Rexone]

Rumor has it that bunny deleted her thread about Conan Obrien.

[Rexone]

Is that Tom Brown actually has a turbocharged 427 in his Glastron and he just baits all the other boats to race for money with that empty outboard case hanging off the back end.
Rumor has it that Tom also enjoys watching TV in the back yard.

[bunny 166]

Rumor has it that bunny deleted her thread about Conan Obrien.
Not rumor, but truth....sorry to ruin the rumor mill with facts..... ;)

[Squirtin Thunder]

I heard RiverKitty wants me bad but her shyness is keeping her away.
Do you know how to contact her ???

[lucky]

i heard toms facination with Bran , developed after "pumpernickel " scared his rectal tissue :D

[Jinga]

I've heard from a reliable source that Tom B. has a problem with sharting :idea:

[BarryMac]

Tom Brown has JetBoat envy... Oh sorry, not a rumor a fact... :boxingguy

[lucky]

i heard - her 454 is really his :eek:

[Tom Brown]

Is that Tom Brown actually has a turbocharged 427 in his Glastron and he just baits all the other boats to race for money with that empty outboard case hanging off the back end.
Maybe that's why I run so much engine height? :idea:
I look at it like an outboard flag! :D
http://www.carlsonspeed.com/forums/uploads/post-13-1121836618.jpg
Rumor has it that Tom also enjoys watching TV in the back yard.
Who doesn't? Hey! Howdy doody is on. :D
http://www.carlsonspeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/tv.jpg

[Jbb]

Maybe that's why I run so much engine height? :idea:
I look at it like an outboard flag! :D
http://www.carlsonspeed.com/forums/uploads/post-13-1121836618.jpg
Who doesn't? Hey! Howdy doody is on. :D
http://www.carlsonspeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/tv.jpg
Sloppy as shit bunk carpet Canatard!.....why is your welcome to the liquid jungle sticker not in place...?
Many did not know I have been on Canadian TV for years.......... :D

[Tom Brown]

Sloppy as shit bunk carpet Canatard!.....why is your welcome to the liquid jungle sticker not in place...?
Many did not know I have been on Canadian TV for years.......... :D
Bunk carpet. LOL! :D
That bottom pad support is covered in short pile shag. It's all I had two years ago when I wanted to put the boat back on the trailer. Also, I didn't have any stainless staples so I used steel. Most of those staples have rotted away.
If you look in the first picture (taken before my first trip to the water with the new setup), you'll see the carpet is nicely in place. I guess I should get to that one of these days... :D
Believe me, Canadians love your TV show. We love it when you scream "RD SUX!" ....... and there are only three of us who know who RD is. :D

[Jbb]

Bunk carpet. LOL! :D
That bottom pad support is covered in short pile shag. It's all I had two years ago when I wanted to put the boat back on the trailer. Also, I didn't have any stainless staples so I used steel. Most of those staples have rotted away.
If you look in the first picture (taken before my first trip to the water with the new setup), you'll see the carpet is nicely in place. I guess I should get to that one of these days... :D
Believe me, Canadians love your TV show. We love it when you scream "RD SUX!" ....... and there are only three of us who know who RD is. :D
My Canadian marketshare is huge........I call them ....lemmings...lol

[1stepcloser]

I heard that Whipple is going out of bussiness.

[1stepcloser]

http://www.carlsonspeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/tv.jpg
Tom, thats a lovely shade of pink on your home. http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de//faga1.gif

[HCS]

Shaved Clam has Blown472 by the balls.

[Jbb]

Tom, thats a lovely shade of pink on your home. http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de//faga1.gif
Tom...during his...experimental days was a groupie for John Mellencamp......he takes the songs....literally..... :D

[Tom Brown]

Tom, thats a lovely shade of pink on your home. http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de//faga1.gif
It's not pink. :mad:
It's salmon. :cool:

[riverroyal]

fliing for dinner,,,,holy crap,what a concrete pump cost?,i need a career change

[Jbb]

It's not pink. :mad:
It's salmon. :cool:
Its Pink....and you are a Canadian sissy..... :yuk:

[Tom Brown]

the simple man pays for the thrills, the bills and the pills that kill

[Jbb]

the simple man pays for the thrills, the bills and the pills that kill
Little pink houses :rollside:

[lucky]

I heard --- tom caught a snapper at the lake last weekend :devil:

[NashvilleBound]

fliing for dinner,,,,holy crap,what a concrete pump cost?,i need a career change
RR....I have no idea how I was drawn to this thread...AND to see this post... lol... I like to keep life an adventure...spice things up a bit...fly her to dinner and she's putty in your hands.

[lucky]

RR....I have no idea how I was drawn to this thread...AND to see this post... lol... I like to keep life an adventure...spice things up a bit...fly her to dinner and she's putty in your hands.
i'd say poootie ;) in your hands

[1stepcloser]

It's not pink. :mad:
It's salmon. :cool:
It's all right Tom, theres no need to explain anything to me.....
I accept you for who you are.... :smile:
regardless of your lifestyle choices.

[riverroyal]

i think its great,have fun.You dont live forever,do stuff now,when your old you cant...heres my address,sent me some lobsters on ice,,,hehe

[BiggusJimbus]

Looks like Bench Racers has sprung a leak.

[NashvilleBound]

i think its great,have fun.You dont live forever,do stuff now,when your old you cant...heres my address,sent me some lobsters on ice,,,hehe
Tell you what, next time I'm in town it will be my treat. where ever you want. I dont think I will hit CA again till mid Sept. Besides, it sounds like in some way...I owe you. And the part about not living forever and not being able to take it with you is exactly why I live every day like its my last..well, almost. Cuz you never know....

[HOSS]

I have it from very unreliable sources that Hoss should be spelling falump in lower case letters..and with only the nessisary amout of letters to get the jist of the word across..much like flmp :D
phuc yew hooli :hammer2:

[Tom Brown]

I just heard a real juicy rumor....
ShockwaveBob doesn't run a Shockwave at all! :eek:
He runs a Warlock.
That would be enough substance for any rumor but this one has more...
His name isn't Bob... it's John. :eek:

[Nord]

I heard from a guy that knows a guy that did a favor for a guy that Tom Brown isn't a human, but actually a computer that posts on all the forums 24hrs a day :D :D :D :D :D :D

[lucky]

I heard hoss runs his camera on zoom lmao

[lucky]

I heard from a guy that knows a guy that did a favor for a guy that Tom Brown isn't a human, but actually a computer that posts on all the forums 24hrs a day :D :D :D :D :D :D
ya know that one i believe -- topless said he's a machine :D

[Jbb]

ya know that one i believe -- topless said he's a machine :D
Powered by Nissan.... :D

[Tom Brown]

Powered by Nissan.... :D
Once you've gone jap, you'll never go back. :cool:

[Jbb]

Once you've gone jap, you'll never go back. :cool:
Had a Hawaiin Girlfriend once.... :220v:

[Tom Brown]

Had a Hawaiin Girlfriend once.... :220v:
Did you sink a battleship in her harbor?

[Jbb]

Did you sink a battleship in her harbor?
On a few occasions......Tora Tora Tora.....Splat..... :supp:

[topless]

I've heard from a reliable source that Tom B. has a problem with sharting :idea:
Thats not rumor but fact. LMAO :2purples:

[topless]

ya know that one i believe -- topless said he's a machine :D
Oh and a very high powered one at that. :D

[topless]

http://www.carlsonspeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/tv.jpgAnyone notice jbb on the screen at the bottom by Tom's boat? What's going on between you two anyway?

[Her454]

Topless, send me an email.....

[lucky]

Oh and a very high powered one at that. :D
short stroke high revvvvinn

[Rexone]

Tom you should speak with the utility people up there and get some natural gas in your salmon home. And mention the creosote on the poles as long as you got the guys attention. ;)

[hoolign]

phuc yew hooli :hammer2:
Rumour has it ..you couldnt get past my ass cheeks with that fp of yours :supp:

[Tom Brown]

Tom you should speak with the utility people up there and get some natural gas in your salmon home. And mention the creosote on the poles as long as you got the guys attention. ;)
There is gas in the village but SaskEnergy wants something like $6500 to run a line from the street to the house so we just pay $300 every three or four years and fill that big bertha propane tank.
I believe the base billing charge for SaskEnergy is something like $36/month. That's not fuel... that's what they charge you to send the bill. Fuel is on top of that. I'm totally serious. There's nothing like a monopoly. :)

[Blown 472]

There is gas in the village but SaskEnergy wants something like $6500 to run a line from the street to the house so we just pay $300 every three or four years and fill that big bertha propane tank.
I believe the base billing charge for SaskEnergy is something like $36/month. That's not fuel... that's what they charge you to send the bill. Fuel is on top of that. I'm totally serious. There's nothing like a monopoly. :)
I love that game.

[Tom Brown]

I love that game.
You just landed on Boadwalk. Pay up, motha fukka. :cool:

[sorry dog]

I heard that JBB was recently hired as the talent recruiter for the Jerry Springer show.

[Tom Brown]

I heard that JBB was recently hired as the talent recruiter for the Jerry Springer show.
I'm pretty sure he smuggles Jerry's cigars in from Cuba also. :idea:

[hoolign]

I'm pretty sure he smuggles Jerry's cigars in from Cuba also. :idea:
So what your saying is...
JBB is jerry Springers cousin???...and they run a gay prostitution ring in cuba???
And the next show is " cousins who insert cigars into other peoples asses?? YOU DONT SAY! :idea: :idea:

[Tom Brown]

So what your saying is...
JBB is jerry Springers cousin???...and they run a gay prostitution ring in cuba???
And the next show is " cousins who insert cigars into other peoples asses?? YOU DONT SAY! :idea: :idea:
Sounds plausible.
http://www.CarlsonSpeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/BrianSmoke.jpg

[sorry dog]

Tom Brown's mother told me she washed his shorts...in bleach.

[hoolign]

Sounds plausible.
http://www.CarlsonSpeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/BrianSmoke.jpg
Yeah and it's possible it could happen too :idea:

[hoolign]

Tom Brown's mother told me she washed his shorts...in bleach.
I heard caustic soda

[Jbb]

I'm pretty sure he smuggles Jerry's cigars in from Cuba also. :idea:
¿Sr Brown. el hecho ....The que tengo corbatas para obtener el .....so llamó puros Ilegales para mis amigos aquÃ* en los estados, son información que realmente necesidad de doesnt para ser compartida en el Barco Caliente. .....I odiarÃ*a ver que algo ...bad sucede a usted. ...and su casa o glastron rosa. .....understand?

[Jbb]

I heard that JBB was recently hired as the talent recruiter for the Jerry Springer show.
El perro arrepentido. cártel ........The querrÃ*a hablar tanto con usted asÃ* como Sr Brown. ......we arreglará el transporte. ...we estará en contacto ...soon

[Nord]

¿Sr Brown. el hecho ....The que tengo corbatas para obtener el .....so llamó puros Ilegales para mis amigos aquÃ* en los estados, son información que realmente necesidad de doesnt para ser compartida en el Barco Caliente. .....I odiarÃ*a ver que algo ...bad sucede a usted. ...and su casa o glastron rosa. .....understand?
I understand though your spanish is terrible. I'll take some of those illegal cigars since I'm a Hot Boater. I'm not sure about the red Glastron though! :hammerhea

[Boy Named Sue]

Do you know how to contact her ???
No, and I'm her official stalker. She hasn't been around since April. Some on here know how but I forgot who. Sorry couldn't help. I hear she's working real hard and has little free time.
Just a rumor....

[Jbb]

I understand though your spanish is terrible. I'll take some of those illegal cigars since I'm a Hot Boater. I'm not sure about the red Glastron though! :hammerhea
my translater needs some updates... :)

[FMluvswater]

Havasu Hangin' is a *****CENSORED BY MODERATOR*****

[Havasu Hangin']

Havasu Hangin' is a *****CENSORED BY MODERATOR*****
Dats a fact, Jack.
:D

[FMluvswater]

Dats a fact, Jack.
:D
I KNOW!!!

[sorry dog]

I heard that Tom's vasectomy operation didn't work.
...possibly related I also heard he got married recently.

[Jbb]

A new screensaver for you all....... :p
http://www.carlsonspeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/BrianSmoke.jpg

[Tom Brown]

A new screensaver for you all.
Hey, I've seen that guy on TV. :idea:

[barbigrl]

I have heard that I have slept with every dude on HB :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :) :p

[Tom Brown]

I have heard that I have slept with every dude on HB :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :) :p
... and some broads too.

[OGShocker]

Rumor has it, ____ won't be going to Canada this weekend. :mad:

[Jbb]

I have heard that I have slept with every dude on HB :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :) :p
:p

[wsuwrhr]

I have heard that I have slept with every dude on HB :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :) :p
Damn,
not every dude
Brian

[topless]

Damn,
not every dude
BrianThats because I warned her about you. :p

[barbigrl]

Thats because I warned her about you. :p
Yeah and you have already had him....I hate taking your leftovers!!! lol.. :)

[Tom Brown]

Rumor has it, ____ won't be going to Canada this weekend. :mad:
What am I supposed to do with the cocaine and wh0res? :confused:

[Biglue]

Riverbound was a star in Brokeback Mountain. :crossx:
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/11276rbbrokebackmtn-med.jpg

[barbigrl]

Riverbound was a star in Brokeback Mountain. :crossx:
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/11276rbbrokebackmtn-med.jpg
I heard that too!! :)

[Biglue]

I heard that too!! :)
Tell me that doesn't look like him... :rollside:

[Froggystyle]

Rumour has it that anyone who wants to come to San Diego can ride in a finished Revolution in the next day or so...

[Jbb]

Rumour has it that anyone who wants to come to San Diego can ride in a finished Revolution in the next day or so...
I would enjoy that! :)

[Froggystyle]

I would enjoy that! :)
Well, whoever shows up first will be first.... ;)

[Wake Havasu]

BrokeBack Mountain was originally titled BrokeBack Channel.
And was about two Hot Boaters.
But one of the characters ran off with the production companies guard dog.

[sorry dog]

What am I supposed to do with the cocaine and wh0res? :confused:
I suggest a weekend at the Lloydminster swingers club...now that its legal and shit.

[SoCal_fun]

Let's use this thread to list the hottest rumors of the moment. I'll start.
When I called Hoolign's house the other day, his wife answered and said he was out having hair plugs surgically placed in his ass.
Okay, I'll bite.......
I heard Bigamist and the Rev are gonna try to crash my SuperBowl party dressed as Nuns!! Now it is true I ordered some stripper Nuns for the party, but if they come off looking like them two......... :220v: :220v:

[HOSS]

I have it from very unreliable sources that Hoss should be spelling falump in lower case letters..and with only the nessisary amout of letters to get the jist of the word across..much like flmp :D
PHUCER

[beyondhelpin]

Tom Brown is not a computer. He is just embarrased to go out much with the 4" lift on his left shoe. He is afraid it will be just like high school all over again.

[GHT]

BrokeBack Mountain was originally titled BrokeBack Channel.
And was about two Hot Boaters.
But one of the characters ran off with the production companies guard dog.
WOW.. That's not right...

[FMluvswater]

I don't know any current rumors! :cry: People are keeping too many damn secrets I think so! :mad:

[Boy Named Sue]

Ok now that's not a fact. Calf leather Tom not cat. :smile: Cat leather would be inhumane! :D
No humans were harmed in the skinning of all that kitty.
I stand behind and promote the practice!

[lucky]

hater and roland are actually brothers connected orficaly - when they talk it looks like a old lady with no teeth chewing corn on the cob

[Charley]

BrokeBack Mountain was originally titled BrokeBack Channel.
And was about two Hot Boaters.
But one of the characters ran off with the production companies guard dog.
LOL!

[FMluvswater]

Rumor has it that Suey is a Canatard clone. :supp: He said eh LOL! hehehehehehe

[Boy Named Sue]

Rumor has it that Suey is a Canatard clone. :supp: He said eh LOL! hehehehehehe
Fabricator! I said he! LOL eheheheheh

[FMluvswater]

Fabricator! I said he! LOL eheheheheh
Diabolical!

[lucky]

rumor has it TOM BROWN is doing a Bran Removal seminar at noon -- Live web cam .... or should i say live footage

[RiverKitty]

I heard RiverKitty wants me bad but her shyness is keeping her away.
Me??? Shy??? Now that is definitely a rumor!!! :devil: :p

[RiverKitty]

Do you know how to contact her ???
riverkitty@riverkitty.com :)

[ROZ]

I just found out who "they" are :idea:

[Jordy]

Me??? Shy??? Now that is definitely a rumor!!! :devil: :p
Who are you again??? :idea:

[RiverKitty]

Who are you again??? :idea:
Hmmm....good question! As soon as I figure it out....I'll letcha know! :idea: :p :p

[HOSS]

Rumour has it ..you couldnt get past my ass cheeks with that fp of yours :supp:
now thats funny,,,lmao

[Froggystyle]

Ok now that's not a fact. Calf leather Tom not cat. :smile: Cat leather would be inhumane! :D
I am pretty sure that a calf would have something to say about the accuracy of this statement. ;)

[Tom Brown]

I just heard from the guy who fixed the spit valve on my trombone that Jordy and SummitKarl are somewhat at odds and there may even be hard feelings. Apparently, it has something to do with the Florida Keys. :idea:

[Jbb]

I just heard from the guy who fixed the spit valve on my trombone that Jordy and SummitKarl are somewhat at odds and there may even be hard feelings. Apparently, it has something to do with the Florida Keys. :idea:
Brown>>>>>>http://www.clubcobra.com/photopost/data/500/poopstir.gif

[FMluvswater]

I am pretty sure that a calf would have something to say about the accuracy of this statement. ;)
What could it say except a brief moo before ... well ... you know? :D
I like bunny stew too, btw. :cool:
As for cats? I wouldn't knowingly eat cat meat so I see no reason to kill one just for it's hide. :D I feel comfy with my justifications. :D

[HM]

I heard that Topless was banging a midget who was hung like a mule.

[Tom Brown]

I was browsing my copy of AnusInsider and noticed a side bar article about Barry moving from Shockwave to Ultra. :idea:

[FMluvswater]

I heard there was never anything interesting to read here. Snopes was not helpful to me in this matter so I can neither confirm nor deny the allegation at this time. :(

[TRUMP TIGHT]

I was browsing my copy of AnusInsider and noticed a side bar article about Barry moving from Shockwave to Ultra. :idea:
I heard Ultra is going to put out a 36 so they can get Barry to drive an Ultra. FYI, ST is going do build it.

[Tom Brown]

The other day when I was putting air in my tires, the station attendant mentioned that Trump Tight has delinquent tendencies.

[Tom Brown]

Aaron Spelling's assistant called me yesterday to cancel a lunch I had planned with Aaron. She said he wasn't feeling well. I hope he's OK.

[TRUMP TIGHT]

The other day when I was putting air in my tires, the station attendant mentioned that Trump Tight has delinquent tendencies.
Was it at a Chevron? I heard they have an attendant that TB likes to visit when he is feeling lonely. My informant was unable to confirm any happenings but told me Mr. TB was always happy upon departure.

[Jbb]

:p