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jeepman
05-03-2006, 08:51 AM
Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 2:46 pm Post subject: boat name help!
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Hey everyoneÂ…just lookin for a little help with a boat name. I am hoping there are some more creative people than myselfÂ…because I suck at this boat name thing. AnywaysÂ…here is a little history.
7 years agoÂ…I was married and the wife and I bought a boat. The name was Pier Pressure. A few years after thatÂ…I ended up losing the boat in a divorce/bankruptcy. A few years went by and I hooked up with this new girlÂ…things were going as one would wishÂ…we spent all of our time together, and ended up getting a boat together. It was her boat, I paid the slip/fuel and did all the up keep on the boat (treated it like my own). WellÂ…at the end of last summer, and 3 years, that relationship ended. I have since purchased my own boat (completely paid for) with NO woman involved in any way shape or formÂ…other than the hood ornament that will be spending the summer with me. (which looks better the last two by far, and way nicer!)
Anyways…my new boat is a little older 1988, but I have completely redone the thing, and by summer I have it in tip top shape. So far the only name I have kinda liked is “Back on Track”. But I would love to find something that kinda plays to the situation over the years.
Any suggestions would be great! And thanks for any help!!!
This boat name pickin thing sucks!

centurion tunnel
05-03-2006, 08:54 AM
The only thing that comes to mind is SUCKING ME DRY

HM
05-03-2006, 09:00 AM
Smoked by Fast Freddy XXXXXXXXXVXVBDCCIIII

Badger301
05-03-2006, 09:01 AM
Lesson Learned

RitcheyRch
05-03-2006, 09:02 AM
hahahaha.
Been trying to think of a name for my new old Stoker. My gf says should name it "Hanger Queen 2" since she calls my show car "Hanger Queen 1"
The only thing that comes to mind is SUCKING ME DRY

jackmagic
05-03-2006, 09:10 AM
I'm not the best either, but here's a couple of ideas......
SOLO'RIFIC
ROLLIN' SOLO
COULDN'T B BETTER
BACK N BUSINESS
Hope this helps.

ClownRoyal
05-03-2006, 09:12 AM
prenuptial!

Sigus
05-03-2006, 09:17 AM
Hard On U

Mrs. Bordsmnj
05-03-2006, 09:18 AM
Mine! Mine! Mine!

Redwing247
05-03-2006, 09:31 AM
No woman no cry
Then you can play Bob Marley song.

budmeyser
05-03-2006, 10:06 AM
oldie but goodie

NautiTwins
05-03-2006, 10:22 AM
prenuptial!
I agree with this one.
BTW what kind of boat did you get?

Jyruiz
05-03-2006, 10:27 AM
I vote for ITO
I=in
T=the
O=out
:) :) :)

jeepman
05-03-2006, 10:37 AM
I agree with this one.
BTW what kind of boat did you get?
Thanks for the suggestions...these are great! Keep'em comin!
I got a 1988 23' VIP cuddy. Doing a complete overhaul on it now...new interior, new paint, new rub rail, and lots of stereo crap!
I'll post up some pics when it's all done, with the new hood ornament. :)

maxwedge
05-03-2006, 10:40 AM
I think DILLIGAF would be a great name for a boat. :D

Ziggy
05-03-2006, 10:41 AM
Ornament Holder

syke-o
05-03-2006, 11:21 AM
hotboxin a stogie

FMluvswater
05-03-2006, 11:22 AM
third time's:
The Charm
Lucky
Keeper/Keep Her

pm069
05-03-2006, 11:34 AM
NOT HERS, YOURS, OR HERS....MINE and you cant have it!!!

lucky
05-03-2006, 11:58 AM
third time's:
The Charm
Lucky
Keeper/Keep Her
what you want me to divorce the current one and marry you fm :devil: any time - sweets

lucky
05-03-2006, 11:59 AM
I kinda like
swimbitch

carreraelite
05-03-2006, 01:59 PM
Jeepers Keeper

MRSDRMCAT
05-03-2006, 02:13 PM
"My Next 30 Years" ( assuming you are aleady in your 30 's) It is a great Tim Mcgraw song about life lessons and moving on.

Hallett19
05-03-2006, 02:54 PM
Mine! Mine! Mine!
I was thinking "Mine All Mine"

FMluvswater
05-03-2006, 03:45 PM
what you want me to divorce the current one and marry you fm :devil: any time - sweets
Nahhh that's okay b bud ... you seem happy- let's not ruin that for ya! :wink: :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
05-03-2006, 03:47 PM
single and not looking
bang your head
single and happy

schlepy
05-03-2006, 03:54 PM
lady killer

MRS FLYIN VEE
05-03-2006, 03:54 PM
Just looking
one night stand
no hitch hikers

MRS FLYIN VEE
05-03-2006, 04:01 PM
Liquor in the front
poker in the rear

slovolvo
05-03-2006, 04:03 PM
Bitch b gone
Three strikes, I'm out

MRSDRMCAT
05-03-2006, 07:40 PM
I like 3 strikes your out, smoked by fast freddy, back in business, third times a charm and lucky charm...good luck. Let us know what you decided on.

GHT
05-03-2006, 07:43 PM
How about "No Baggage"...

GHT
05-03-2006, 07:47 PM
"Nag Free"
"Doesn't talk back"
"F*** all my old ladies because they are blood sucking money spending wenches and I'm finally happy because they can't take my Sh!t anymore"
The last one might be a little long but I think everyone will get the point.. :)

MRSDRMCAT
05-03-2006, 07:50 PM
LMAO on the last one!!

atxwrangler
05-03-2006, 07:58 PM
Premature Evacuation.....

Mrs. Bear Down
05-03-2006, 08:08 PM
3's a crowd..
Eff'm
win sum lose sum
strictly for the VIP

Mrs.Killer
05-03-2006, 08:10 PM
3's a crowd..
Eff'm
win sum lose sum
stickly for the VIP
Hey girl, how are you :rollside:

jesco
05-03-2006, 08:17 PM
Floatin A Loan

Mrs. Bear Down
05-03-2006, 08:20 PM
Hey girl, how are you :rollside:
Hey what's up!! Are you and Miguel gonna be out this weekend??? :p

Mrs.Killer
05-03-2006, 08:22 PM
Hey what's up!! Are you and Miguel gonna be out this weekend??? :p
Yes we will, we live here now..

TRUMP TIGHT
05-03-2006, 08:24 PM
The only thing that comes to mind is SUCKING ME DRY
Actually i wanted to make a t shirt of a wife bitching at a husband wrenching on his boat. His quote "at least my boat sucks me dry"!

kcvega
05-03-2006, 08:28 PM
ditch the bitch

me4drvr
05-03-2006, 08:56 PM
Dock Holliday... so you can tell the next chick you're thier huckleberry

H20skier
05-04-2006, 04:19 AM
"Riverboat"