Scare Wal-Mart Cashier

[$SR$]

Allright if you wanted to totally freak out/scare a cashier at Wal Mart what three items would you purchase???
*Example*
1.Knife
2.Ski Mask
3.Stain Remover :eek:

[CandyA$$]

WTF?
Are you for real?

[plaster dave]

A happy birth day card to your teacher
A jar of vasolin
A box of condoms

[Chromegorilla]

1. A tub of Vaseline
2. A really large squash
3. Tucks medicated pads
:jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop:

[HocusPocus]

you forgot:
duct tape
also be sure to as them if the stain remover gets out blood stains.

[CandyA$$]

1. A tub of Vaseline
2. A really large squash
3. Tucks medicated pads
:jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop:
OMG!
WTF!
I am not scared but curious to know what you going to use it for, LOL

[riverroyal]

if all your teeth are there that will scare them

[Chromegorilla]

LMFAO!... SR just asked what 3 items might freak out the wally world lady..... I thought those would elicit some ewwwws.... :D

[CandyA$$]

LMFAO!... SR just asked what 3 items might freak out the wally world lady..... I thought those would elicit some ewwwws.... :D
Nope just curiousity

[Jbb]

OMG!
WTF!
I am not scared but curious to know what you going to use it for, LOL
You are killin me today...... :D

[CandyA$$]

You are killin me today...... :D
What, why?

[Tom Brown]

When I was about 15, I was sent to the grocery store for some TP. I bought the TP and, just to make it interesting, I also picked up a laxative.
The cashier was a younger woman and she did her best not to laugh but it was a classic moment. :cool:

[Jbb]

What, why?
:p :p :p :p
I can see Im gonna like you.... :smile:

[Tom Brown]

:p :p :p :p
I can see Im gonna like you.... :smile:
Particularly the candy parts.

[CandyA$$]

:p :p :p :p
I can see Im gonna like you.... :smile:
I always am up for a good laugh.

[CandyA$$]

Particularly the candy parts.
Mmmmm, sweet as can be

[Caribbean Jet]

You guys are funny, mean but funny

[probablecause]

1. A tub of Vaseline
2. A really large squash
3. Tucks medicated pads
Nice!

[Mandelon]

Way back in ancient history they used to actually put the prices on the items with little stickers.
A woman I know used to buy the big jumbo box of tampons. When she'd shop with her husband, she would scrape off the price sticker from the tampon box. When it was time to check out she'd put that box last on the conveyor belt and then claim to have forgotton some item and she'd trot off to get it.
There her old man was standing there, while the checker calls out on the loudspeaker...."Price check on the jumbo tampons," "Price check, on superabsorbent jumbo tampons." :notam: :rollside:

[JB in so cal]

Enema Bag
Ammodium AD
Pixie Sticks

[uvindex]

Clothes line.
Metal wash tub.
90# bag of concrete.

[SummitKarl]

just tell her she has a bugger hanging from here nose, that will do it for sure

[CandyA$$]

Way back in ancient history they used to actually put the prices on the items with little stickers.
A woman I know used to buy the big jumbo box of tampons. When she'd shop with her husband, she would scrape off the price sticker from the tampon box. When it was time to check out she'd put that box last on the conveyor belt and then claim to have forgotton some item and she'd trot off to get it.
There her old man was standing there, while the checker calls out on the loudspeaker...."Price check on the jumbo tampons," "Price check, on superabsorbent jumbo tampons." :notam: :rollside:
LMAO!

[riverroyal]

what the F,,you not telling us something?

[JB in so cal]

what the F,,you not telling us something?
Don't be scared!

[CandyA$$]

Scared No
Curious Yes

[Liberator TJ1984]

A Dog Muzzle
Dog Leash
Condoms

[topless]

Bran muffins
A large block of cheese
A tape measure

[JB in so cal]

Billett Tooth Brush
Polished 496 motor cover
DCB head unit cover
:hammer2: :hammer2:

[CandyA$$]

Billett Tooth Brush
Polished 496 motor cover
DCB head unit cover
:hammer2: :hammer2:
From Wally world????

[riverroyal]

the DCB stereo cover puts me over my credit limit

[Mandelon]

Rat Poison
Shovel
Heavy Duty Trash Bags
Hand Cleaner
Pool Acid
Like that? :supp:

[CandyA$$]

Rat Poison
Shovel
Heavy Duty Trash Bags
Hand Cleaner
Pool Acid
Like that? :supp:
Damn I would be extra cautious and curious.

[uvindex]

Rat Poison
Shovel
Heavy Duty Trash Bags
Hand Cleaner
Pool Acid
Like that? :supp:Yes, like that. Unfortunately, this is the "three suspicious items or fewer" lane (see original post) so please move to the "unlimited suspicious items" checkstand. :boxed:

[sorry dog]

I think this topic is borderline to be in bench racers but how about this:
Vasoline
Shop Vac
A Gerbil (walmart that has pet section)

[boxscore]

Way back in ancient history they used to actually put the prices on the items with little stickers.
A woman I know used to buy the big jumbo box of tampons. When she'd shop with her husband, she would scrape off the price sticker from the tampon box. When it was time to check out she'd put that box last on the conveyor belt and then claim to have forgotton some item and she'd trot off to get it.
There her old man was standing there, while the checker calls out on the loudspeaker...."Price check on the jumbo tampons," "Price check, on superabsorbent jumbo tampons." :notam: :rollside:
That actually happened to me as a nervous young man while buying a 3-Pack of condoms at Thrifty's one evening bout 20 years ago

[TANGO424]

.45 ammo
Pool Chlorine
carpet fresh
chicken wire
20'of chain
4 5gallon bucketts
4 abgs of concrete
:D :D :D :D

[TANGO424]

Whoops wrong post
i meant
mr clean
pine sol
sponges(not the femine kind)
:2purples:

[$SR$]

I think this topic is borderline to be in bench racers but how about this:
Im new to this site...what is the bench racers section about anyways????
:confused:

[FMluvswater]

Bran muffins
A large block of cheese
A tape measure
LMFAO! :D :D :D

[Boy Named Sue]

measuring tape? You eat all that cheese at once you'll need a long spoon.
True story:
I'm always buying beer when at the store, its close by so I go all the time. Three or four times I was there for TP, (picking up a twelver too naturally), and I had the same checker. Didn't see her any other times just those.
She asks me, "Why do you always get beer and toilet paper?"
"Because when I drink everyone tells me I'm full of shit."
Everyone in line was LTAO.
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!

[FMluvswater]

measuring tape? You eat all that cheese at once you'll need a long spoon.
True story:
I'm always buying beer when at the store, its close by so I go all the time. Three or four times I was there for TP, (picking up a twelver too naturally), and I had the same checker. Didn't see her any other times just those.
She asks me, "Why do you always get beer and toilet paper?"
"Because when I drink everyone tells me I'm full of shit."
Everyone in line was LTAO.
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!
LMFAO! That would have been funny to witness for sure! :D

[Tom Brown]

Bran muffins
A large block of cheese
A tape measure
LMAO! :D

[Tom Brown]

Im new to this site...what is the bench racers section about anyways????
:confused:
It's a place where socially conscious boaters gather to discuss the affairs of the world and try to further the cause of boaters and people everywhere. It's your basic hot bed of philanthropy.

[Rexone]

A dog whistle
A jumbo Skippy Peanut butter
The smallest thong they stock

[Rexone]

then return the following morning for:
large can of dog repellant spray
large jar of aloe vera ointment
an athletic supporter with cup as used in martial arts

[Rexone]

It's a place where socially conscious boaters gather to discuss the affairs of the world and try to further the cause of boaters and people everywhere. It's your basic hot bed of philanthropy.
Well said Tom.
Just be careful of Kimberly Hanson. Her feelings are easily hurt and she frequents Bench Racers quite a bit for the serenity that part of the forums offer.

[One Eyed Jack]

a playgirl
a blue tarp
five lbs of cornchips
apple pie filling
and a turkey baster

[2Driver]

Buy anthing that comes to an odd number like $2.09
Hand the cashier a $5 and wait for the change drawer to pop open
Then tell the cashier, "oh wait here's a dime"
time will stand still....

[sorry dog]

1. A tub of Vaseline
2. A really large squash
3. Tucks medicated pads
:jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop:
What might scare them even worse is if you tried to return the stuff the next day.

[voodoomedman]

A Dog Muzzle
Dog Leash
Condoms
Have you been talking to Frenchie????????? :D

[Tom Brown]

There's a little Frenchie in all of us.

[voodoomedman]

There's a little Frenchie in all of us.
What you do with Frenchie behind closed doors is your business!! Unless you want it all over ***boat.com!!! :D

[sorry dog]

I doubt Frenchie would let latex inhibit the situation, he'd probably get mayonnaise instead.

[GrapeApe]

Car Battery
Jumper Cables
Rubber Gloves.... :D :jawdrop:
*** Grape Ape ***

[One Eyed Jack]

What might scare them even worse is if you tried to return the stuff the next day.
try returning the turkey baster
while you wait in line browsing the playgirl

[beyondhelpin]

1. A tub of Vaseline
2. A really large squash
3. Tucks medicated pads
:jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop:
I dont care who you are, that there is funny!!!!!

[PlyaPlya22]

That was one of the funniest threads I hav read in a while..ROTFLMAO

[rivergoer]

box of shot gun shells
painters tarp
hack saw
shovel
picture of richard simmons doing the splits

[One Eyed Jack]

is the pic of r simmons
on your t shirt

[rivergoer]

it could be that would be better :2purples:

[One Eyed Jack]

for who grasshopper

[ROZ]

Enema Bag
Ammodium AD
Pixie Sticks
Nice grocery list, HOMO!

[HammerDown]

A dog whistle
A jumbo Skippy Peanut butter
The smallest thong they stock
Now that sounds like a good time...(you ain't right)

[sleekcraft137]

rubber gloves
Ice pick
Shovel
Muriatic acid