Rockdog
07-22-2005, 10:32 AM
Well, since everyone else is announcing their arrival, I'll jump on that bandwagon. Don't have a boat yet, but am working on it. I love the Colorado river, and hanging at the Belle in Laughlin. After watching everyone else have a blast out there, I have to join in again.
As a starting present, I'll forward this little tidbit I received this am.
A lady walks into a drugstore and tells the pharmacist she needs some Cyanide. The pharmicist said, "Why in the world do you need Cyanide?" The lady then explained, that she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmicist's eyes got big and said, "Lord have mercy - I can't give you Cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license, and they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! ABSOLUTELY NOT! You CANNOT have any Cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmicist's wife. The pharmicist looked at the picture and replied: "Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."
;) :sqeyes:
As a starting present, I'll forward this little tidbit I received this am.
A lady walks into a drugstore and tells the pharmacist she needs some Cyanide. The pharmicist said, "Why in the world do you need Cyanide?" The lady then explained, that she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmicist's eyes got big and said, "Lord have mercy - I can't give you Cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license, and they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! ABSOLUTELY NOT! You CANNOT have any Cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmicist's wife. The pharmicist looked at the picture and replied: "Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."
;) :sqeyes: