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Keithb87
07-29-2005, 06:03 AM
Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good,
but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot
revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath..I pledge it till the end.
Why? you may ask. Because you are my friend.
Remember:
A good friend will help you move.
A really good friend will help you move a body.
Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
:D

Jinga
07-29-2005, 06:05 AM
Ahhhh.........finally! A little truth!

rivergoer
07-29-2005, 06:06 AM
thats a good one and it is true no bs there :smile:

Jbb
07-29-2005, 06:11 AM
I like this one..........
1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot
revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

crf311
07-29-2005, 06:25 AM
Those ar e great. But they forgot one.
Friends bail you out of jail, but real friends are in there with you.

CandyA$$
07-29-2005, 06:30 AM
Wow that is some blunt truth there.

azgfboatgirl
07-29-2005, 06:34 AM
Gotta like those friendship values!! :D

rivergoer
07-29-2005, 07:14 AM
hell yes...good friend values!!!

dicudmore
07-29-2005, 07:20 AM
good stuff :D