Brooski
07-30-2005, 03:48 PM
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1 - She is not a "BABE" or "CHICK" - she is a "Breasted American".
2 - She is not a "Screamer" or a "Moaner" - she is "Vocally Appreciative".
3 - She is not "Easy" - she is "Horizontally Accessible".
4 - She is not "A Dumb Blond" - she is a "Light-haired Detour of the Information Superhighway"
5 - She has not "Been Around" - she is a "Previously Enjoyed Companion".
6 - She is not an "Airhead" - she is "Reality Impaired".
7 - She does not get "Drunk" or "Tipsy" - she gets "Chemically Inconvenienced".
8 - She does not have "Breast Implants" - she is "Medically Enhanced".
9 - She does not "Nag" - she is "Verbally Repetitive".
10 - She is not a "Tramp" - she is "Sexually Extroverted".
11 - She does not have "Major League Hooters" - she is "Pectorally Superior".
12 - She is not a "Two-bit Hooker" - she is a "Low Cost Provider".
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1 - He does not have a "Beer Gut" - he has developed a "Liquid Grain Storage Facility".
2 - He is not a "Bad Dancer" - he is "Overly Caucasian".
3 - He does not "Get Lost All The Time" - he "Investigates Alternate Destinations".
4 - He is not "Balding" - he is "Follicle Regression.
5 - He is not a "Cradle Robber" - he prefer "Generational Differential Relationships".
6 - He does not get "Falling Down Drunk" - he becomes "Accidentally Horizontal".
7 - He does not act like a "Total Ass" - he develops a case of "Rectal-Cranial Inversion".
8 - He is not a "Male Chauvinist Pig" - he has "Swine Empathy".
9 - He is not afraid of "Commitment" - he is "Relationship Challenged".
10 - He is not "Horny" - he is "Sexually Focused".
11 - It's not his "Crack" you see hanging out of his pants - it's "Rear Cleavage".
1 - She is not a "BABE" or "CHICK" - she is a "Breasted American".
2 - She is not a "Screamer" or a "Moaner" - she is "Vocally Appreciative".
3 - She is not "Easy" - she is "Horizontally Accessible".
4 - She is not "A Dumb Blond" - she is a "Light-haired Detour of the Information Superhighway"
5 - She has not "Been Around" - she is a "Previously Enjoyed Companion".
6 - She is not an "Airhead" - she is "Reality Impaired".
7 - She does not get "Drunk" or "Tipsy" - she gets "Chemically Inconvenienced".
8 - She does not have "Breast Implants" - she is "Medically Enhanced".
9 - She does not "Nag" - she is "Verbally Repetitive".
10 - She is not a "Tramp" - she is "Sexually Extroverted".
11 - She does not have "Major League Hooters" - she is "Pectorally Superior".
12 - She is not a "Two-bit Hooker" - she is a "Low Cost Provider".
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1 - He does not have a "Beer Gut" - he has developed a "Liquid Grain Storage Facility".
2 - He is not a "Bad Dancer" - he is "Overly Caucasian".
3 - He does not "Get Lost All The Time" - he "Investigates Alternate Destinations".
4 - He is not "Balding" - he is "Follicle Regression.
5 - He is not a "Cradle Robber" - he prefer "Generational Differential Relationships".
6 - He does not get "Falling Down Drunk" - he becomes "Accidentally Horizontal".
7 - He does not act like a "Total Ass" - he develops a case of "Rectal-Cranial Inversion".
8 - He is not a "Male Chauvinist Pig" - he has "Swine Empathy".
9 - He is not afraid of "Commitment" - he is "Relationship Challenged".
10 - He is not "Horny" - he is "Sexually Focused".
11 - It's not his "Crack" you see hanging out of his pants - it's "Rear Cleavage".