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wildbillg
07-30-2005, 07:04 PM
"FLY UNITED, ALWAYS WILLING TO HELP!!!
Denver Airport:
This is hilarious.
I wish I had the guts of this girl. For all of you
out there who've had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for
you. An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver
for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted
with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.
A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was
re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry
passenger barged his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the
counter and said ! "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST
CLASS." The agent replied, "I am sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help
you, but, I've got to help these folks first, and I'm sure we'll be able
to work something out.
The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers
behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" Without
hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone,
"May I have your attention please, " she began, her voice heard clearly
throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES
NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please
come to Gate 14." With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically,
the man glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore "F*** You!".
Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir, you'll have to get in line for that too."
Allways remember to fly united!!
:D

IN2-IN2MX
07-30-2005, 07:18 PM
That's great! :D

98 Vector 21
07-30-2005, 07:31 PM
Got to loove it...