redneck x-mas shopping.

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

you know when your a redneck when you go x-mas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend and you only come back with one gift.

[my21advantage]

you know you're a redneck if you go to a family reunion party looking for a wife...

[my21advantage]

You know you're a redneck if you mow your lawn and find a vehicle parked in your yard

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Bad Food..
a Dr. was addressing a large audience:
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is aweful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disasterous, and none of us realizes the long term harm caused by the germs in out drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said,
" Wedding Cake."
:D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

you know you're a redneck if you go to a family reunion party looking for a wife...
LMAO!! :eek: :D