Sick A$$ 100mph Boat On Ebay!!!!

[396_WAYS_TO_SPIT]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1978-Nordic-Jet-boat-Very-fast-1000-hp-OVER-100MPH_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ80653QQitemZ4567 202008QQrdZ1

[77468sleekcraft]

Hey ----pass Me The Crack Pipe..... :d

[BUSBY]

1/2 inch pulley's, steel heads, hose clamps and all! all of that for a $2500 starting bid!
Pass the pipe this way when you're done!

[BUSBY]

I also like the rusted out alternator along with the duct tapped wooden tarp holder! :messedup:

[396_WAYS_TO_SPIT]

twisted headers and a set of chrome "moroso" valve covers are worth 200 horse :2purples: :2purples: :2purples: Stop hoggin' tha pipe!!!!!!! I want some of that $hit too :eek: :eek:

[BUSBY]

"custom built engine worth 15000.00"
such a good deal at under $3k
"427 full roller 871 blower Dana tested 1000 - 1200 hp on pump gas 1400 on alcohol"
It is set up for both pump gas and alcohol! What a tune up!
"50 gallon custom built stainless gas tank."
To assist with the weight transfer to achieve that 100+ mph
"Full gauge pac interior"
From that famous interior shop "Gauge Pac"
"Costume tandem trailer included."
Clown costumes are included, come in a tandem changing booth trailer
"Top speed OVER 100MPH"
After those extensive test and tune trips to the lake
"Only used twice 15 min runs"
Because they are expert guru's and needed to get back to the crack pipe!
Oh, speaking about the pipe ... sorry, here you go ... didn't mean to bogart it over here.

[396_WAYS_TO_SPIT]

"custom built engine worth 15000.00"
such a good deal at under $3k
"427 full roller 871 blower Dana tested 1000 - 1200 hp on pump gas 1400 on alcohol"
It is set up for both pump gas and alcohol! What a tune up!
"50 gallon custom built stainless gas tank."
To assist with the weight transfer to achieve that 100+ mph
"Full gauge pac interior"
From that famous interior shop "Gauge Pac"
"Costume tandem trailer included."
Clown costumes are included, come in a tandem changing booth trailer
"Top speed OVER 100MPH"
After those extensive test and tune trips to the lake
"Only used twice 15 min runs"
Because they are expert guru's and needed to get back to the crack pipe!
Oh, speaking about the pipe ... sorry, here you go ... didn't mean to bogart it over here.
LOL you are killing me!!! Thats some funny sh!t....... Those people are really high arent they....

[BUSBY]

they would have to be ... why not try an honest approach ... fast blown jet boat, older, but a lot of fun!
Prob. get more bids!

[396_WAYS_TO_SPIT]

they would have to be ... why not try an honest approach ... fast blown jet boat, older, but a lot of fun!
Prob. get more bids!
True;) I like the blower and the 427!!!! Other than that he can keep the rest!!!

[steelcomp]

LOL!!! I'm bustin a gut!! This guy's kiddin, right??? :( :messedup:

[396_WAYS_TO_SPIT]

LOL!!! I'm bustin a gut!! This guy's kiddin, right??? :( :messedup:
He might win a trophy at cbbb!!!!!!!!!

[sdpm]

That thing is SICK!! I mean TIGHT!! Hold on, let me go ask my kids if this is right? :p Way too funny, I love it.

[78Southwind]

Thanks guys I had a good laugh …………….now pass me the crack pipe :D

[YeLLowBoaT]

I wonder if he will let me pull the motor and take it to the machince shop I use for a dyno run...... I will pay him $500 a hp for every 1 over 1400.....he can pay me $1 for every hp under 1400 lol
EVEN CRACK IS NOT THAT STRONG

[moneysucker]

Sorry I'm late, Is there any crack left or did the seller burn it all up before I got here? That is a clean boat. The Mr. Gasket injection style scoop would have topped it off.

[Tresguey]

the only way that thing is ever seeing 100+ is being towed behind a truck!!! LOL even then im not too sure the trailer will hold up. LOL :)

[BUSBY]

Oh I didn't even start on the rust bucket they call a costume trailer! by looking where it's been sitting, how dryrotted do you think the tires are?
Oh, and Cy ... by the looks of this post, I'm sure there is a lot of crack still left!
Still LMAO ... alcohol and pump gas on same engine ... must be one elaborate fuel system!

[shootingstar72683]

Oh I didn't even start on the rust bucket they call a costume trailer! by looking where it's been sitting, how dryrotted do you think the tires are?
Oh, and Cy ... by the looks of this post, I'm sure there is a lot of crack still left!
Still LMAO ... alcohol and pump gas on same engine ... must be one elaborate fuel system!
This was a great thread. Some of ya'll are waisting your talent, Saturdaynite live wasn't this funny. ;) :shift:

[77468sleekcraft]

I WONDER IF HES TAKEN IT OFF ANY SWEET JUMPS.... :squiggle:

[Wicked Performance Boats]

I personally love the large radiused headers that flow soooo welllllll. it must be hard to hold all them horses in! And the high lift cam under those short valve covers must make a really lumpy motor. Pass the crack, no not the butt crack! Budlight :D

[77468sleekcraft]

Hey Budlight Are You Going To Be At Blue Lake On Labor Day????????? There Is Going To Be A Good Turnout ..... :d

[PC Rat]

I WONDER IF HES TAKEN IT OFF ANY SWEET JUMPS.... :squiggle:
He's only selling it to persue his career as a cage fighter.

[Wicked Performance Boats]

Hey Budlight Are You Going To Be At Blue Lake On Labor Day????????? There Is Going To Be A Good Turnout ..... :d
Right now it doesn't look good. but don't count me out just yet! We want so much to meet all you guys, and my wife has never seen eastern Wash. And We love an excuse to boat. :D Budlight

[77468sleekcraft]

Pc Rat, It Sounds Like You Have The Skills To Join Our Party, Even If You Can't Find Your Numchucks.
Bud Light, You Are Expected And Wanted To Show, But If Your Wife Has Control Over Whether You Have A Good Labor Day I Will Shut Up From Here On Out. P.s. By The Way, Pc Rat, I Am A Yakima Veteran And Am Well Schooled In The Art Of Being A Yakimaniac. (brought Up On The Fields Of Eisenhower.)

[PC Rat]

Pc Rat, It Sounds Like You Have The Skills To Join Our Party, Even If You Can't Find Your Numchucks.
Bud Light, You Are Expected And Wanted To Show, But If Your Wife Has Control Over Whether You Have A Good Labor Day I Will Shut Up From Here On Out. P.s. By The Way, Pc Rat, I Am A Yakima Veteran And Am Well Schooled In The Art Of Being A Yakimaniac. (brought Up On The Fields Of Eisenhower.)
Wow a Cadet! Did you use to cruise the Ave or did you just stay home and talk to babes all night on the phone?
Brian

[77468sleekcraft]

god,,, what do think ---I cruised the ave....what did you do in a situation like that. :D

[Wicked Performance Boats]

Pc Rat, It Sounds Like You Have The Skills To Join Our Party, Even If You Can't Find Your Numchucks.
Bud Light, You Are Expected And Wanted To Show, But If Your Wife Has Control Over Whether You Have A Good Labor Day I Will Shut Up From Here On Out. P.s. By The Way, Pc Rat, I Am A Yakima Veteran And Am Well Schooled In The Art Of Being A Yakimaniac. (brought Up On The Fields Of Eisenhower.)
77468sleekcraft, My wife is the one saying 'lets go". Why I'm not sure is because "Misfit" is for sale and this weekend is CBBB. Plus I think I've found a company to layup our new 18ft gullwing. We could be boatless! Also my wife is having health problems, and we are dealing with that day by day. Budlight

[superdave013]

I like the Hilborn injector hat. And I'm not kidding either. That's about it though. Can I get a hit?? :idea:

[CMZRACING]

I Wonder If This Tight Ride Has One Of Those T-handle Shifters To Turn The Blower On And Off?

[77468sleekcraft]

Well lets hope you can go and your wife gets better... :D

[boater012]

I Think You Guys Misread The Auction. He Said It Made 1400 Horse When He Was On Alchohol Im Thinking Jd Shots Would Do The Trick.