Bench Racer's License....

[Liberator TJ1984]

How does one go about becoming a member ???? :rolleyes:

[lucky]

How does one go about becoming a member ???? :rolleyes:
insult who ever you can , make gay inuendo's and lie like hell --
for instance
" that fockin Roland has to be the Biggest cock rocker this side of Topock - I seen Him Driving Haters ride and he was on shore :)
#2 Focking Guru has the fastest K boat this side of "MAXI " (south side ) I almost seen the cock sucker pass that Greir motor ...

[Roland the Fisherman]

insult who ever you can , make gay inuendo's and lie like hell --
for instance
" that fockin Roland has to be the Biggest cock rocker this side of Topock - I seen Him Driving Haters ride and he was on shore :)
#2 Focking Guru has the fastest K boat this side of "MAXI " (south side ) I almost seen the cock sucker pass that Greir motor ...
????? what lies?

[MAXIMUS]

Lucky is living that inbetween world... the one between here & a puff off of a crack pipe! There for we are & we are not... and that my friends is the lesson for today! I did kick tonys ass in that k last weekend by the way... fukin smoked him like a northern salmon on a saturday night... :)

[Junior]

It's easy
Figure out who the 5 biggest BR posters are and suck at least 2 of them to completion. Frenchie style doesn't count.
Taking it in the ass can substitute if your personality is charming enough.
BTW - **** you

[Mrs Hater]

It's easy
Figure out who the 5 biggest BR posters are and suck at least 2 of them to completion. Frenchie style doesn't count.
Taking it in the ass can substitute if your personality is charming enough.
BTW - **** you
WELL! So who let the faaagget in here?

[SnoopJonnyJon]

WELL! So who let the faaagget in here?
Wasn't me, I was walking by the Pinto.

[dragboat]

Fags! .............like that?

[Kim Hanson]

It's easy
Figure out who the 5 biggest BR posters are and suck at least 2 of them to completion. Frenchie style doesn't count.
Taking it in the ass can substitute if your personality is charming enough.
BTW - **** you
Junior, you suck.........( . )( . ).............. :idea:

[Kim Hanson]

WELL! So who let the faaagget in here?
I lock the door everytime I leave, not me.........( . )( . )........... :)

[Kim Hanson]

Fags! .............like that?
Get to the back of the line :rollside: ............( . )( . ).........

[Junior]

Get to the back of the line :rollside: ............( . )( . ).........
cause that's where hansel is ... with his short shorts.

[Kim Hanson]

cause that's where hansel is ... with his short shorts.
No junior, and did those pictures of my short shorts give you wood ? If so you are a homo and need to go directly to the Jet Section........followed by the v-drive section..........then go down and make a home in the test section :idea: .......( . )( . )...............

[Liberator TJ1984]

Lucky is living that inbetween world... the one between here & a puff off of a crack pipe! There for we are & we are not... and that my friends is the lesson for today! I did kick tonys ass in that k last weekend by the way... fukin smoked him like a northern salmon on a saturday night... :)
fukin smoked him like a northern salmon on a saturday night... :)[/QUOTE]
would this be the same as a Smoked Trouser Trout in a Whorehouse ???
not too familiar with them northerners terms :rolleyes:

[Liberator TJ1984]

WELL! So who let the faaagget in here?
I take it his Prop spins both ways :idea:

[lucky]

It's easy
Figure out who the 5 biggest BR posters are and suck at least 2 of them to completion. Frenchie style doesn't count.
Taking it in the ass can substitute if your personality is charming enough.
BTW - **** you
now there is a quality post :)

[MAXIMUS]

now there is a quality post :)
You wouldn't know quality if it bent over in front of you & had a blinking backdoor entrance sign... :rolleyes:

[lucky]

You wouldn't know quality if it bent over in front of you & had a blinking backdoor entrance sign... :rolleyes:
lmao - My sighn say's "closed "

[uclahater]

lmao - My sighn say's "closed "
You mean "Closed for Repairs" LMAO :crossx:

[lucky]

You mean "Closed for Repairs" LMAO :crossx:
yea and yours says "occupied " biatch :) morning Jim

[MAXIMUS]

You mean "Closed for Repairs" LMAO :crossx:
hOLY SHIT! LMAO!!!!

[rrrr]

You mean "Closed for Repairs" LMAO :crossx:
:crossx: :crossx: LMAO!!!
Lucky is doing the ol' picnic ham resize....
1. Buy a 7 lb. bone-in ham, bake 5 hrs at 350 degrees.
2. Drop 'em and bend over.
3. Maxi positions the ham and Roland shoves it home.
4. Roland removes the bone.
5. Presto! A nice new 1" diameter funhouse.
:crossx: :crossx:

[lucky]

:crossx: :crossx: LMAO!!!
Lucky is doing the ol' picnic ham resize....
1. Buy a 7 lb. bone-in ham, bake 5 hrs at 350 degrees.
2. Drop 'em and bend over.
3. Maxi positions the ham and Roland shoves it home.
4. Roland removes the bone.
5. Presto! A nice new 1" diameter funhouse.
:crossx: :crossx:
I did that just so YOU Would not feel left out -- RRR HUNG LIKE A STUD CANERARY FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT DON'T KNOW :)

[MAXIMUS]

:crossx: :crossx: LMAO!!!
Lucky is doing the ol' picnic ham resize....
1. Buy a 7 lb. bone-in ham, bake 5 hrs at 350 degrees.
2. Drop 'em and bend over.
3. Maxi positions the ham and Roland shoves it home.
4. Roland removes the bone.
5. Presto! A nice new 1" diameter funhouse.
:crossx: :crossx:
Otherwise known as the "Bone in roast"

[rrrr]

I did that just so YOU Would not feel left out -- RRR HUNG LIKE A STUD CANERARY FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT DON'T KNOW :)
WTF is a canerary? :skull:

[lucky]

WTF is a canerary? :skull:
A SMALL brown and yellow BIRD - in Gerbil form

[rrrr]

A SMALL brown and yellow BIRD - in Gerbil form
You sick fuk.....abusing cute little furry animals again. Sir, where is your decency?
FAG!!

[SmokinLowriderSS]

You sick fuk.....abusing cute little furry animals again. Sir, where is your decency?
FAG!!
Decency ...... in Bench Racers!??!?!?!???!? Sounds like some kinda fag idea straight off the mountainside, broke-butt mountainside. :crossx:
Lucky, did ya get the x-mas wrap tubes I sent OK? Not all bent up?? I know how you hate the wrinkles in the bent ones. :crossx: :crossx:

[Kim Hanson]

Decency ...... in Bench Racers!??!?!?!???!? Sounds like some kinda fag idea straight off the mountainside, broke-butt mountainside. :crossx:
Lucky, did ya get the x-mas wrap tubes I sent OK? Not all bent up?? I know how you hate the wrinkles in the bent ones. :crossx: :crossx:
Decency ...... in Bench Racers
The Gimp isn't here, he went to the JetBoat Section looking for mouth balls :) ............( . )( . ).......... :p :D

[lucky]

Decency ...... in Bench Racers!??!?!?!???!? Sounds like some kinda fag idea straight off the mountainside, broke-butt mountainside. :crossx:
Lucky, did ya get the x-mas wrap tubes I sent OK? Not all bent up?? I know how you hate the wrinkles in the bent ones. :crossx: :crossx:
lol - but the canary died-- focken rrr - launched that lil sob - a good 1000 yards -- I'm not sure that the gas or the launch killed him -- I think it was left over man jam that caught up with him when he landed -- lil focker drowned :)

[Biglue]

lol - but the canary died-- focken rrr - launched that lil sob - a good 1000 yards -- I'm not sure that the gas or the launch killed him -- I think it was left over man jam that caught up with him when he landed -- lil focker drowned :)
ROTFLMAO..........
You're all a bunch of fags though. :)

[396_WAYS_TO_SPIT]

:crossx: :crossx: LMAO!!!
Lucky is doing the ol' picnic ham resize....
1. Buy a 7 lb. bone-in ham, bake 5 hrs at 350 degrees.
2. Drop 'em and bend over.
3. Maxi positions the ham and Roland shoves it home.
4. Roland removes the bone.
5. Presto! A nice new 1" diameter funhouse.
:crossx: :crossx:
Sounds like your a pro and know how its done :rolleyes: :yuk: :yuk:

[pixilatedpussy]

How does one go about becoming a member ???? :rolleyes:
:220v: :crossx: :220v: :crossx:

[rrrr]

How does one go about becoming a member ???? :rolleyes:
If you wanna be a throbbing member like 396, just chase down a gay overweight truck driver and have nonstop sex with him for 12 hours straight.
PM 396 or 460 for the details.

[lucky]

If you wanna be a throbbing member like 396, just chase down a gay overweight truck driver and have nonstop sex with him for 12 hours straight.
PM 396 or 460 for the details.
lmao -- who drives ?

[uclahater]

If you wanna be a throbbing member like 396, just chase down a gay overweight truck driver and have nonstop sex with him for 12 hours straight.
PM 396 or 460 for the details.
LMAO :rollside: :rollside: :rollside:

[Liberator TJ1984]

If you wanna be a throbbing member like 396, just chase down a gay overweight truck driver and have nonstop sex with him for 12 hours straight.
PM 396 or 460 for the details.
Jeezuz.....you mean we gotta contend with Homo LotLizards too !!!
they don't hang around the Races dressed up as women do they ???sure were alot of Fugly ones hangin' in the pits.... :rolleyes:

[Roland the Fisherman]

If you wanna be a throbbing member like 396, just chase down a gay overweight truck driver and have nonstop sex with him for 12 hours straight.
PM 396 or 460 for the details.
Then hold his man jam in your butt and your breath for 9 minutes while swimming in a fish bowl..... or am I confusing the BR's license test with another stupid fag stunt.

[dragboat]

Fags!

[Kim Hanson]

If you wanna be a throbbing member like 396, just chase down a gay overweight truck driver and have nonstop sex with him for 12 hours straight.
PM 396 or 460 for the details.
That was killer...........( . )(. )........... :D :D

[Kim Hanson]

lmao -- who drives ?
I bet they take turns...........( . )( . )............ :p