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05-05-2006, 04:37 PM
I heard Lucky was a little upset over your rough handling of his vertical taco, so here ya go.....
Step 1. Have Lucky lay on his back. Locate the desired shaving area. Examine it thoroughly. Sniff if necessary.
Step 2. Be in the shower, preferably a hot one; the steam helps open hair follicles, which you will soon appreciate.
Step 3. Most would suggest using shaving cream, but it's not entirely necessary. If you do use it, make sure it is one specifically for the "bikini area". Apply to hair region. Using a new, sharp razor lightly shave in the same direction the hair grows (usually this is "down"). Unlike shaving your legs, shaving all your pubic hair off is a process requiring attention to the growth direction. If you're going to do a little trimming around the poop porthole, you'll need patience; cutting Lucky's sphincter is not a good idea.
Step 4. Do not have sex! Not right away, anyway. If you do, try it on top or from behind, or you'll be prone to irritation, and having him rub against you will make matters worse. Actually, what am i saying?! You've just shaved yourself bare! You deserve that oral sex marathon from Lucky that he's been owing you since you met.
Step 5. Maintain. Stubble is itchy, and it's your enemy. Depending on your own body's way of dealing with things, it could take anywhere from a few hours to a few days to start growing out. You'll learn to deal with it. An added bonus: after shaving lil' Lucky regularly, you notice that the hair eventually grows in softer... before shaving it all off again, that is.
You see? In just five easy steps you too can be down with PPP (pre-pubescent pussy)!
Step 1. Have Lucky lay on his back. Locate the desired shaving area. Examine it thoroughly. Sniff if necessary.
Step 2. Be in the shower, preferably a hot one; the steam helps open hair follicles, which you will soon appreciate.
Step 3. Most would suggest using shaving cream, but it's not entirely necessary. If you do use it, make sure it is one specifically for the "bikini area". Apply to hair region. Using a new, sharp razor lightly shave in the same direction the hair grows (usually this is "down"). Unlike shaving your legs, shaving all your pubic hair off is a process requiring attention to the growth direction. If you're going to do a little trimming around the poop porthole, you'll need patience; cutting Lucky's sphincter is not a good idea.
Step 4. Do not have sex! Not right away, anyway. If you do, try it on top or from behind, or you'll be prone to irritation, and having him rub against you will make matters worse. Actually, what am i saying?! You've just shaved yourself bare! You deserve that oral sex marathon from Lucky that he's been owing you since you met.
Step 5. Maintain. Stubble is itchy, and it's your enemy. Depending on your own body's way of dealing with things, it could take anywhere from a few hours to a few days to start growing out. You'll learn to deal with it. An added bonus: after shaving lil' Lucky regularly, you notice that the hair eventually grows in softer... before shaving it all off again, that is.
You see? In just five easy steps you too can be down with PPP (pre-pubescent pussy)!