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Rexone
08-15-2005, 05:39 PM
Posted in Sandbar by Big Warlock but I thought it's worthy of posting here.
It's sad but true as the story relates to the current situation in Iraq. I hate the fockin media for reporting their one-sided bullshit and not reporting any of the thousands of positive things US forces are doing and have done in Iraq. It's getting to a point where whatever the media say, I tend to believe just the opposite is the case as they only report what the producers think will sell ad time.
anyway, Big Warlock's post...
How the D-Day Invasion Would Be Reported By Today's Press
NORMANDY, FRANCE (June 6, 1944) Three hundred French civilians were killed and thousands more were wounded today in the first hours of America's invasion of continental Europe. Casualties were heaviest among women and children. Most of the French casualties were the result of artillery fire from American ships attempting to knock out German fortifications prior to the landing of hundreds of thousands of U.S. troops. Reports from a makeshift hospital in the French town of St. Mere Eglise said the carnage was far worse than the French had anticipated, and that reaction against the American invasion was running high. "We are dying for no reason, "said a Frenchman speaking on condition of anonymity. "Americans can't even shoot straight. I never thought I'd say this, but life was better under Adolph Hitler."
The invasion also caused severe environmental damage. American troops, tanks, trucks and machinery destroyed miles of pristine shoreline and thousands of acres of ecologically sensitive wetlands. It was believed that the habitat of the spineless French crab was completely wiped out, thus threatening the species with extinction. A representative of Greenpeace said his organization, which had tried to stall the invasion for over a year, was appalled at the destruction, but not surprised. "This is just another example of how the military destroys the environment without a second thought," said Christine Moanmore. "And it's all about corporate greed."
Contacted at his Manhattan condo, a member of the French government-in-exile who abandoned Paris when Hitler invaded, said the invasion was based solely on American financial interests. "Everyone knows that President Roosevelt has ties to 'big beer'," said Pierre LeWimp. "Once the German beer industry is conquered, Roosevelt's beer cronies will control the world market and make a fortune."
Administration supporters said America's aggressive actions were based in part on the assertions of controversial scientist Albert Einstein, who sent a letter to Roosevelt speculating that the Germans were developing a secret weapon -- a so-called "atomic bomb". Such a weapon could produce casualties on a scale never seen before, and cause environmental damage that could last for thousands of years. Hitler has denied having such a weapon and international inspectors were unable to locate such weapons even after spending two long weekends in Germany. Shortly after the invasion began, reports surfaced that German prisoners had been abused by American soldiers. Mistreatment of Jews by Germans at their so-called "concentration camps" has been rumored, but so far this remains unproven.
Several thousand Americans died during the first hours of the invasion, and French officials are concerned that the uncollected corpses will pose a public-health risk. "The Americans should have planned for this in advance," they said. "It's their mess, and we don't intend to help clean it up."

angry dad
08-15-2005, 07:18 PM
Sad but true...... eff France and eff liberals!!!

1978 Rogers
08-16-2005, 09:05 AM
That was fun to read. F'in French.

kahanamoko
08-24-2005, 09:44 PM
Thought I was going to read a real article with a clearly left-sided view. Probably could have found one if you'd have looked a bit. Unfortunately, all you've done is perpetuate a right wing slanted view by putting out a clearly editorial opinion. Emphasis on "opinion". If in fact the information in this article is factually acurate, I thank you for enlightening me with information regarding the D-Day invasion you don't normally get an opportunity to hear. Clearly, not every single thing about any military action is positive. From the viewpoint of the world, positive. A little bit difficult for us to say it should be considered positive from the viewpoint of someone that lost a loved one. It would be overly presumptious to tell another how they should feel about D-Day or any other event. Most of us are not goose-stepping alongside of our comrades. Some of us think independent of what we are sold by the left wing types or the right wing types. We don't all have to be sheep for the right or the left.

Steve 1
08-25-2005, 08:18 AM
Thought I was going to read a real article with a clearly left-sided view. Probably could have found one if you'd have looked a bit. Unfortunately, all you've done is perpetuate a right wing slanted view by putting out a clearly editorial opinion. Emphasis on "opinion". If in fact the information in this article is factually acurate, I thank you for enlightening me with information regarding the D-Day invasion you don't normally get an opportunity to hear. Clearly, not every single thing about any military action is positive. From the viewpoint of the world, positive. A little bit difficult for us to say it should be considered positive from the viewpoint of someone that lost a loved one. It would be overly presumptious to tell another how they should feel about D-Day or any other event. Most of us are not goose-stepping alongside of our comrades. Some of us think independent of what we are sold by the left wing types or the right wing types. We don't all have to be sheep for the right or the left.
Why the Nazi goose steppers would be the Socialists AKA DemocRats Since over 90% of Iraq is doing just fine we should hear more in that light.