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***boateditor
08-23-2005, 08:43 AM
One thing about working for Hot Boat Magazine: You do get to rub shoulders with some of the most breathtaking women on the planet. Trust me, in any other job, a guy as ugly as me would never get to meet so many pretty girls...and in bikinis to boot! In celebration of just completing my 10th year with Hot Boat, here are just some of the gorgeous swimsuit models I've had the opportunity to work with during the last decade:
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/2898brett-nikki.jpg
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/2898brett-ashley.jpg
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/2898brett-nicole.jpg
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/2898brett-drinda.jpg
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/2898brett-gina.jpg
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/2898brett-mary.jpg
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/2898brett-drinda2.jpg
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/2898brett-michelle.jpg
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/2898brett-nicole2.jpg
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/2898brett-babes.jpg

TRG
08-23-2005, 08:48 AM
:220v:

1978 Rogers
08-23-2005, 08:49 AM
What a bummer. Sure beats being a Landscape Architect. I get to meet general contractors on site. Yippy. :notam:

superdave013
08-23-2005, 09:28 AM
well I agree with one thing. Yes you are one ugly mofo and those girls are way to hot for ya! If I didn't know you were the ***boat kingpin I'd think you were the big coke dealer. LMAO
You know I'm just kiddin ya. Glad to see you posting here. About time! And yes, feel free to keep posting pics of hot chicks. I don't mind croping you out! LMAO again.

Sleek-Jet
08-23-2005, 09:51 AM
What I really like about this, is that all these pics of hot chicks are in Just Jets.... proof again that chicks dig jet boats. :D

Jordy
08-23-2005, 10:04 AM
What I really like about this, is that all these pics of hot chicks are in Just Jets.... proof again that chicks dig jet boats. :D
This doesn't look like a jet to me:
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/2898brett-gina.jpg
Leave it to the Tucson crew to not know the difference. :D :D :D :D

***boateditor
08-23-2005, 10:34 AM
Yes you are one ugly mofo and those girls are way to hot for ya!
Spicoli, I think you know where the front office is...

V-DRIVE VIDEO
08-23-2005, 10:36 AM
But are you closing any deals? :D :D :D :devil:

Heatseeker
08-23-2005, 10:46 AM
But are you closing any deals? :D :D :D :devil:
That's what I'm talking about!!!

Brooski
08-23-2005, 10:53 AM
That's what I'm talking about!!!
ROFLMAO

Bryan Rose
08-23-2005, 11:59 AM
Trust me, in any other job, a guy as ugly as me would never get to meet so many pretty girls...
That's for sure.......LOL... you set your self up for that one.
Great shots. Great job to have.

***boateditor
08-23-2005, 12:07 PM
That's for sure.......
You guys are great. Not enough people say that. In fact, no one says that!

taylormanss
08-23-2005, 12:30 PM
All I know is you said you're coming up on 10 years with ***boat,but you've only posted on here 28 times,what's up with that?

***boateditor
08-23-2005, 12:45 PM
All I know is you said you're coming up on 10 years with ***boat,but you've only posted on here 28 times,what's up with that?
I've only posted here 28 times as ***boateditor.
And that's what's up with that.

Cas
08-23-2005, 12:51 PM
If I didn't know you were the ***boat kingpin I'd think you were the big coke dealer. LMAO
or he's got one hell of a photo editor :D j/k
so Brett, do you own a boat or do you have the same answer as Eric...."I don't need a boat, I have all of yours to ride on" :)

***boateditor
08-23-2005, 01:08 PM
so Brett, do you own a boat or do you have the same answer as Eric...."I don't need a boat, I have all of yours to ride on"
Similar answer...I don't need a boat, I have all of yours to ride on, PLUS all the boats built by our advertisers...Howard, Ultra, Commander, Fountain, Formula, Nordic, Essex, Shockwave, Cobra, Orion, Carrera, Aftershock, Spectre, Sunsation, Caliber 1, LaveyCraft...
...oh yeah, and Lightning! As evidenced by the stud they put in the back seat of the boat in their beautiful ad... :)
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/2898lightning.jpg

SummitKarl
08-23-2005, 01:08 PM
This doesn't look like a jet to me:
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/2898brett-gina.jpg
Leave it to the Tucson crew to not know the difference. :D :D :D :D
yup jordy your right thats one stinky smokey ass whacka :D :D :lightsabe

***boateditor
08-23-2005, 01:50 PM
If you've only posted 28 times as "***boatwhatever", then that tells me that you have been using multiple screen names and that is a no-no!
What are you, the Internet police? Oh, darn, I guess the jig is up. Looks like I'll be spending the rest of my life in dotcom jail. You'll visit me, though, won't you?

steelcomp
08-23-2005, 03:19 PM
If you've only posted 28 times as "***boatwhatever", then that tells me that you have been using multiple screen names and that is a no-no! What was your other handle ? Chet? Phat kat?
Rio
I think it was ASSMAN...or something like that. :jawdrop:

steelcomp
08-23-2005, 03:25 PM
Similar answer...I don't need a boat, I have all of yours to ride on, PLUS all the boats built by our advertisers...Howard, Ultra, Commander, Fountain, Formula, Nordic, Essex, Shockwave, Cobra, Orion, Carrera, Aftershock, Spectre, Sunsation, Caliber 1, LaveyCraft...
...oh yeah, and Lightning! As evidenced by the stud they put in the back seat of the boat in their beautiful ad... :)
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/2898lightning.jpgStud!!! :rolleyes: That looks like Jim Brock driving. You should have been sitting on the other side!! :notam:

***boateditor
08-23-2005, 03:39 PM
Stud!!! That looks like Jim Brock driving.
Dat be Bob Brown, my test partner and an all-around wonderful guy. We've got four "Bs" between us.
BB

dmontzsta
08-23-2005, 03:49 PM
But are you closing any deals? :D :D :D :devil:
I guess he pleads the fif!
:cool:

V-DRIVE VIDEO
08-23-2005, 05:03 PM
Come on Brett, caugh it up!! :D

***boateditor
08-23-2005, 05:35 PM
Come on Brett, caugh it up!! :D
WTF are you guys talking about?

Wicked Performance Boats
08-23-2005, 05:42 PM
Brett, check your PMs Budlight

V-DRIVE VIDEO
08-23-2005, 07:05 PM
WTF are you guys talking about?
Bretts been workin behind the desk too long :)
Did you...
Hit it?
Close the deal?
Hit a homer?
Lay some pipe?
Bury the Bone?
Hide the salomy?
these are some rated G examples...
---Jerry :D

TRG
08-23-2005, 07:06 PM
Bretts been workin behind the desk too long :)
Did you...
Hit it?
Close the deal?
Hit a homer?
Lay some pipe?
Bury the Bone?
Hide the salomy?
these are some rated G examples...
---Jerry :D
classic form there Jerry! LOL

***boateditor
08-23-2005, 08:46 PM
Did you...
Hit it?
Close the deal?
Hit a homer?
Lay some pipe?
Bury the Bone?
Hide the salomy?
You pervs. Of course not. No self-respecting swimsuit model would allow my "salomy" to be hidden in her. (Three words, guys: "Hooked on Phonics.")
Now let me ask you guys...After seeing our swimsuit models, did you...
Flog the dolphin?
Choke the chicken?
Fool with the tool?
Whip the bishop?
Wax the weasel?
Whack the Bobbitt?
Knead the noodle?
Charm the cobra?
Free the willy?
Pat the Robertson?
Blow the lower nose?

BIGAMIST
08-23-2005, 09:11 PM
Now let me ask you guys...After seeing our swimsuit models, did you...
Flog the dolphin?
Choke the chicken?
Fool with the tool?
Whip the bishop?
Wax the weasel?
Whack the Bobbitt?
Knead the noodle?
Charm the cobra?
Free the willy?
Pat the Robertson?
Blow the lower nose?
Sounds like you know these things very well :D :D :D

Beautiful Noise
08-23-2005, 09:17 PM
Sounds like you know these things very well :D :D :D
Thats what happens when you work for a Magazine that doesn't Exists :idea: :D

olbiezer
08-23-2005, 09:22 PM
what about "going to ramming speed at the tuna lagoon"

***boateditor
08-23-2005, 09:54 PM
Thats what happens when you work for a Magazine that doesn't Exists
Oh, the magazine exists. Your grasp of grammar and syntax, though, is MIA.

cave
08-23-2005, 10:03 PM
***boat has a magazine??? :)

dmontzsta
08-23-2005, 10:05 PM
***boat has a magazine??? :)
Do they have shirts as well? :confused:

Brooski
08-23-2005, 10:06 PM
Thats what happens when you work for a Magazine that doesn't Exists :idea: :D
Are ya all forgetting that it is owned by Larry Flynt? :hammerhea

Beautiful Noise
08-23-2005, 10:10 PM
Are ya all forgetting that it is owned by Larry Flynt? :hammerhea
Doesn't he own a Magazine..........................OH Ya, I have 1 of his Centerfolds under my deck :D :D

SBC 4 LIFE
08-23-2005, 10:56 PM
You pervs. Of course not. No self-respecting swimsuit model would allow my "salomy" to be hidden in her. (Three words, guys: "Hooked on Phonics.")
Now let me ask you guys...After seeing our swimsuit models, did you...
Flog the dolphin?
Choke the chicken?
Fool with the tool?
Whip the bishop?
Wax the weasel?
Whack the Bobbitt?
Knead the noodle?
Charm the cobra?
Free the willy?
Pat the Robertson?
Blow the lower nose?
so hey brett did you ever get any pictures of the "lil shiada" at the river that you were talking about shooting? there was some hot dude drivin it around saturday, i heard he was gonna pose on it for you.. i think his name is jason. :eek:

Sleek26
08-23-2005, 11:32 PM
[QUOTE=Jordy]This doesn't look like a jet to me:
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/2898brett-gina.jpg
All that eye candy and you're lookin at the freekin Boat????????? :rolleyes:

Sleek26
08-23-2005, 11:36 PM
[QUOTE=***boateditor]One thing about working for Hot Boat Magazine: You do get to rub shoulders with some of the most breathtaking women on the planet. Trust me, in any other job, a guy as ugly as me would never get to meet so many pretty girls...and in bikinis to boot! In celebration of just completing my 10th year with Hot Boat, here are just some of the gorgeous swimsuit models I've had the opportunity to work with during the last decade:
[Yea, life is a real bitch for some folks!

***boateditor
08-24-2005, 08:55 AM
***boat has a magazine???
Yes, they have a magazine. Here's a recent issue:
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/2898kachina.jpg :D :D :D :D

***boateditor
08-24-2005, 08:57 AM
so hey brett did you ever get any pictures of the "lil shiada" at the river that you were talking about shooting?
Whatever 4 Life!!!

Jordy
08-24-2005, 09:14 AM
Yes, they have a magazine. Here's a recent issue:
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/2898kachina.jpg :D :D :D :D
Now that's some funny shit right there, I don't care who you are. :D :D :D

Brooski
08-24-2005, 09:16 AM
[QUOTE=Jordy]This doesn't look like a jet to me:
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/2898brett-gina.jpg
All that eye candy and you're lookin at the freekin Boat????????? :rolleyes:
Sleek, quit checking out Brett!!! :crossx:

Jordy
08-24-2005, 09:19 AM
All that eye candy and you're lookin at the freekin Boat????????? :rolleyes:
All that eye candy? It's one girl in a one piece swimsuit. I don't know about you, but that's all I see for eye candy in the picture (sorry Brett) and it didn't capture my attention for that long. ;)

superdave013
08-24-2005, 09:22 AM
You pervs. Of course not. No self-respecting swimsuit model would allow my "salomy" to be hidden in her. (Three words, guys: "Hooked on Phonics.")
Now let me ask you guys...After seeing our swimsuit models, did you...
Flog the dolphin?
Choke the chicken?
Fool with the tool?
Whip the bishop?
Wax the weasel?
Whack the Bobbitt?
Knead the noodle?
Charm the cobra?
Free the willy?
Pat the Robertson?
Blow the lower nose?
Nope, we just cropped out the old dude. :hammer2:
:D :D :D :D

superdave013
08-24-2005, 09:23 AM
Now that's some funny shit right there, I don't care who you are. :D :D :D
I agree, I think I'm gonna like the newbie post monster being around. lol

***boateditor
08-24-2005, 09:27 AM
Nope, we just cropped out the old dude.
You DICK!!! :D :D
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/2898spicoli.jpg

Jordy
08-24-2005, 09:32 AM
I agree, I think I'm gonna like the newbie post monster being around. lol
Yeah, he's rollin' today. :D :D :D
I think I might have to even save that Hot Boat magazine cover with Cave's boat on it. :D :D :D

V-DRIVE VIDEO
08-24-2005, 10:06 AM
Yo Brett! from one perv to another... pm an address to me and I'll hook you up some sweet boat porn ;)

***boateditor
08-24-2005, 10:26 AM
Currently in production....Next month's JETBOAT ISSUE!
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/2898nextissue.jpg

Jordy
08-24-2005, 10:39 AM
Currently in production....Next month's JETBOAT ISSUE!
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/2898nextissue.jpg
Damn, I thought Ebay had the 100 mph jet boat market cornered. :D :D :D

dmontzsta
08-24-2005, 10:44 AM
Damn, I thought Ebay had the 100 mph jet boat market cornered. :D :D :D
yeah...no shit.

Squirtcha?
08-24-2005, 12:41 PM
Damn, I thought Ebay had the 100 mph jet boat market cornered. :D :D :D
Oh well.............I reckon I asked for it eh Brett? I always wanted to get some pics in ***boat. Never ever thought I'd get the cover though. You could've used a later picture where it at least looks fast (it's not).
Do you have a full size version. I'd like to print it out and send five copies to my mother.
Incidently Jordy..........the boat IS currently listed on ebay........if you're interested, I'd be willing to let it go for double what I have into it.
Shhhh that's a friend price.

***boateditor
08-24-2005, 01:01 PM
I always wanted to get some pics in ***boat.
It looked to me like you've done a fantastic job on the restoration so far. How much is left to do? I would probably run the whole story in the magazine if you sent me all the photos.

Jordy
08-24-2005, 01:14 PM
Incidently Jordy..........the boat IS currently listed on ebay........if you're interested, I'd be willing to let it go for double what I have into it.
Shhhh that's a friend price.
Cool. Come see me when you want a real jet as I'm thinking about selling my Riviera and I'll let you have it for triple what I have into it and it's got the potential to be really really fast as it's a mod vp style hull. :D

Squirtcha?
08-24-2005, 02:11 PM
I'm thinking about selling my Riviera and I'll let you have it for triple what I have into it :D
Now that's a buddy! What a smokin deal.
It looked to me like you've done a fantastic job on the restoration so far. How much is left to do? I would probably run the whole story in the magazine if you sent me all the photos.
See.........now I can't tell whether you're pulling the proverbial chain or not. It's the price we pay for being the eternal smart asses. :cry:
After 10 years with ***boat, ya know darned well...........they're never done.

***boateditor
08-24-2005, 03:11 PM
See.........now I can't tell whether you're pulling the proverbial chain or not. It's the price we pay for being the eternal smart asses.
I'm being 100 percent honest. I really like it when people document their fixes, upgrades and restorations. It's the kind of thing other Hot Boat readers want to see.
Well, that and gigantic breasts.

superdave013
08-24-2005, 03:29 PM
I'm being 100 percent honest. I really like it when people document their fixes, upgrades and restorations. It's the kind of thing other Hot Boat readers want to see.
Well, that and gigantic breasts.
I think all of us are still in shock that someone from ***boat has taken an intrest in their own web site. I was the moderator for over a year in the v drive forum and I can tell you back then no one seemed to care at all.
Oh, and I'm more of an ass guy but hey, gigantic breasts are good too!! :crossx:

Brooski
08-24-2005, 03:34 PM
So I take it you didnt like mine.. :cry: :cry: :cry:
It didnt even make it to the Shutterfly webpage.
I hope it wasnt the Raider colors. I prefer to think of it as the Silver Bullet. :cool:

***boateditor
08-24-2005, 03:40 PM
I think all of us are still in shock that someone from ***boat has taken an intrest in their own web site.
It wasn't a lack of interest, I swear. I'm just usually more focused on getting the magazine out on time. I guess this month it'll be late. :p
Oh, and I'm more of an ass guy but hey, gigantic breasts are good too!!\
Spicoli, we are obviously blood brothers. PM me your snail-mail address...I'll send you the latest Larry Flynt publication, "Backdoor Babes." Hope you like it as much as I did!

mrs. centurion
08-24-2005, 03:44 PM
I would like to take the pic's of them! :rollside:

Hustler
08-24-2005, 03:45 PM
Spicoli, we are obviously blood brothers. PM me your snail-mail address...I'll send you the latest Larry Flynt publication, "Backdoor Babes." Hope you like it as much as I did!
I sure hope he can still get the pages open :jawdrop: :D

Heatseeker
08-24-2005, 03:47 PM
Oh, and I'm more of an ass guy but hey, gigantic breasts are good too!! :crossx:
Me too! I want a magazine like Spicoli :cry: !

Squirtcha?
08-24-2005, 04:29 PM
I'm being 100 percent honest. I really like it when people document their fixes, upgrades and restorations. It's the kind of thing other Hot Boat readers want to see.
Well, that and gigantic breasts.
That's cool. I lost some of the pics of the boat over the years due to harddrives crapping out etc. I'll see if I can find something useable.

***boateditor
08-25-2005, 01:03 PM
Me too! I want a magazine like Spicoli :cry: !
He never PM'd me his snail-mail address, so it's yours if you want it!

number 1 hondo
08-25-2005, 01:14 PM
I'am almost done with all the questions When do you need by? p.s I will show my boobs for a t-shirt :devil:

number 1 hondo
08-25-2005, 01:14 PM
Bert, I'am almost done with all the questions When do you need by? p.s I will show my boobs for a t-shirt :devil:

78Southwind
08-25-2005, 02:46 PM
Bert, I'am almost done with all the questions When do you need by? p.s I will show my boobs for a t-shirt :devil:
Are you talking to Brett? I think Bert is Ernie's friend from Sesame Street :D

Heatseeker
08-25-2005, 04:13 PM
He never PM'd me his snail-mail address, so it's yours if you want it!
PM sent!

FILUCKY
08-25-2005, 04:20 PM
Well this thread has gone to hell, were's the bikini's? :D :D

78Southwind
08-25-2005, 05:32 PM
Hey Brett is she really your assistant? :D
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/2898brettkathy.jpg

olbiezer
08-25-2005, 05:59 PM
what about the rest of us brett? we all like tail..........

TRG
08-25-2005, 06:28 PM
Ta hell with the e-mail brett, we have this fine forum, thats the least you could do,...post pics away!
Todd

crf311
08-25-2005, 06:54 PM
I'm being 100 percent honest. I really like it when people document their fixes, upgrades and restorations. It's the kind of thing other Hot Boat readers want to see.
Well, that and gigantic breasts.
I can give you both. I just finished a complete resto of a 75 sunkist, and If I can get my wife to pose ?? Then I will have you covered.

78Southwind
08-25-2005, 07:01 PM
I can give you both. I just finished a complete resto of a 75 sunkist, and If I can get my wife to pose ?? Then I will have you covered.
I think we need a little preview.

WUTWZAT
08-25-2005, 07:10 PM
Preview of what? Did I miss some porn again? Damn I am always late!!!
What Schiada you talkin bout sbc4lyf? LOL
Jason

Cas
08-25-2005, 09:50 PM
Yes, they have a magazine. Here's a recent issue:
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/2898kachina.jpg :D :D :D :D
dammit, I was really enjoying that pepsi until it came out my nose! LMAO!! :D :D

crf311
08-26-2005, 05:23 AM
I think we need a little preview.
Here's the boat: http://www2.***boat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=89944
till working on the wife.

steelcomp
08-26-2005, 06:02 AM
It looked to me like you've done a fantastic job on the restoration so far. How much is left to do? I would probably run the whole story in the magazine if you sent me all the photos.
Yeah, just make sure he SPELLS YOUR NAME RIGHT!!! :hammer2: :confused:

***boateditor
08-26-2005, 06:29 AM
Hey Brett is she really your assistant?
Well, she has certainly "assisted" me with certain things in life. Certain unpublishable things.

Squirtcha?
08-26-2005, 07:12 AM
Here's the boat: http://www2.***boat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=89944
still working on the wife.
You've done some nice work there crf311. You definitely took on some things I wouldn't/didn't mess with. Upholstery and paint to a name a couple. Do you have any pictures of it on the water.

cave
08-26-2005, 07:16 PM
dammit, I was really enjoying that pepsi until it came out my nose! LMAO!! :D :D
Thats what happens when a jet ski hits with no insurance. :D So long as I like it. Its turn key and takes ahell of allot of punishment from where I boat. Besides its a work in progress. :hammerhea
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/2898kachina.jpg
May get more readers with boats like these on & in that rag you hater :yuk: :D :D :D
Made the cover too.

396_WAYS_TO_SPIT
08-27-2005, 05:30 PM
hmmmmmm

396_WAYS_TO_SPIT
08-27-2005, 05:31 PM
Thats ****ing lame!!! Why would you talk shit about someones boat???? If it was my boat on that pic I would take a pic of ***boat mag on fire :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: They cater to "penis extension" boats not REAL ***boats!! A real ***boat is a boat with a open engine! What do you think of when you hear hotrod??? Not a damn maybach!!!! Think about it................ :hammerhea :hammerhea
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/2898kachina.jpg

RC Cat
08-27-2005, 05:43 PM
Does anyone know who's got the "quid pro quo" Cat? That guy had some bikini models on his boat on the 4th of July. I'd like to know who the irish girl from the turtle was!