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So my new playboy came yesterday. As I skip along and laugh at some of the comics and jokes, I notice how many skinny no meat on their bones women there are in this mag. Don't get me wrong, i'm not into fat chicks, but where are the real looking women? How about some real boobs? Personally, I really dig the women of the 60's and 70's minus the overgrown pubic hair. Where did they all go? I know those women must have had kids. The chicks in this mag are lucky to be 100 lbs. wet and have big ole fake tits. Nothing against implants. They're great too. But these girls are all the same.
Kilrtoy
08-24-2005, 11:11 AM
Its HEF's mag and that is what he likes. I agree Im sick of looking at smoked out BLONDE chicks, That is why I did not renew.
Now if it was a monthy BRUNETTE mag I might have a different opinion
Have any of you played Playboy for Xbox???
Awesome game. Keep in mind that I'm a women too. So obviously it must have more to it than T & A.
Kilrtoy
08-24-2005, 11:13 AM
Have any of you played Playboy for Xbox???
Awesome game. Keep in mind that I'm a women too. So obviously it must have more to it than T & A.
So you like BOX too
Essex29
08-24-2005, 11:14 AM
So you like BOX too
That's the trend these day's :cool:
So you like BOX too
No!
Although I've been known to kiss my best friend when I have too many drinks :D
But no seriously, I don't like Box.
Kilrtoy
08-24-2005, 11:16 AM
No!
Although I've been known to kiss my best friend when I have too many drinks :D
But no seriously, I don't like Box.
You must love it then.... :p
You must love it then.... :p
No I Dont! :boxingguy
Vada Rocks....lol :p
Ahhhhh....thanks Jbb!
You know....maybe your avatar is looking a little sexy after all! :p
So you like BOX too
Box is best! I like brunette's. Curvy with a nice rack. :2purples:
Ahhhhh....thanks Jbb!
You know....maybe your avatar is looking a little sexy after all! :p
Thats what im talkin bout....... :cool:
Its HEF's mag and that is what he likes. I agree Im sick of looking at smoked out BLONDE chicks, That is why I did not renew.
Now if it was a monthy BRUNETTE mag I might have a different opinion
So that means Bunny doesn't stand a chance
Anyone know when Playboy in Espanol will be available? I checked at the local bodega, but they didn't know.
Juegue a Chico?
Anyone know when Playboy in Espanol will be available? I checked at the local bodega, but they didn't know.
Good one! They should do a special on those hot latina's I see on the mexi stations. Some of those chicks are amazing.
I've seen French mags before
I've seen French mags before
Jouer le garçon?
Jouer le garçon?
Not great in french but are you asking something about a man????
I've seen French mags before
French mags?
No Tit's.
Bad Attitude.
Smells like cigerette's
Skinny like a 10 year old.
I'd rather see some latina's.
ahhhhhhhhhhh....well if your asking if I'm a guy, nope, I'm all girl.
But everyone knows that even girls have sneeked a peek at a couple of dirty mags in their lifetime
sorry for the confusion :confused: :crossx:
Hellloooooooooooooo, McFly, hello. He's saying "Playboy" in French, like the name of the magazine we're currently discussing.
HEY! Excuse the Hell out of me!!!! Let's fight!!!!!!!! :devil:
j/k! :p
You'll probably want to start out slow, maybe with v-drive or somebody that only speaks one language, then step up to the big boys. ;)
That's it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOUR DEAD!!!!!!!!! :D
You'll probably want to start out slow, maybe with v-drive or somebody that only speaks one language, then step up to the big boys. ;)
Yea don't mess with the "bilingual beaners" :D
OK, I'm going golfing until this whole thing blows over. :D
I've got a golfing score that will make any pro bowler jealous
I score lower than your IQ. :p
Well jokes on you cause I never got my IQ......................oh wait, CRAP :p
ThongMagnet
08-24-2005, 12:01 PM
Golf.....Playboy magazines......French Class...death threats...Sounds like someone is getting old :sleeping:
Its HEF's mag and that is what he likes. I agree Im sick of looking at smoked out BLONDE chicks, That is why I did not renew.
Now if it was a monthy BRUNETTE mag I might have a different opinion
I hear ya... I always been stuck with original blondes with big tits, but have always prefered exotic brunettes...
well play Playboy on Xbox and you get a little of everything :D
PalapaHead
08-24-2005, 01:09 PM
Go pick up a copy of GENT
pjones
08-24-2005, 01:40 PM
What exactly is the premise of Playboy on xbox?
Is it a game, cartoon porn....??
Splain pleez.
Miss Perfect
08-24-2005, 01:48 PM
sorry for the confusion :confused: :crossx:
I'm so confused :rolleyes:
Kilrtoy
08-24-2005, 03:37 PM
So that means Bunny doesn't stand a chance
There is always one expection to the rule and
BUNNY166 is it
1stepcloser
08-24-2005, 03:44 PM
Personally, I really dig the women of the 60's and 70's minus the overgrown pubic hair.
The bush never really bothered me.... I find it rather sexy in fact. Once you work the panties off, and the musky scent of her wild tuft wafts up.... ahhhhh...... :p
I can totally understand why male dogs are always coldnosing the women, thats all I'm gonna say.
What exactly is the premise of Playboy on xbox?
Is it a game, cartoon porn....??
Splain pleez.
Well it starts out with a very young Hugh Hefner. Before his empire. The mission part of the game includes building the Playboy empire from scratch. Starting with the very first issue. Hef at this point isn't known by anyone so doesn't have any celebrity contacts. Each issue you have to shoot a cover, centerfold, publish articles, ect....
There are different missions that are outlined and you can spruce up your mansion with all kinds of crazy stuff. Your hire your staff including the ever so popular bunnies. It's kind of like a sims game (which I normally don't care for) but Way BETTER!
Not a kids game at all (obviously). There is nudity. Hef can and does have relations with women in the game. Which ones? Well thats up to you, you have to conversate and get them to that point. There are celebrities in this game such as Carmen Electra, and many more. It's not just about the T & A...it is a good game with great missions in it.
I asked my husband to buy it for me for my past B-Day cause I enjoyed it so much when I rented it from Blockbuster.
Rating: four and a half out of five stars :D
a catered life
08-25-2005, 07:03 AM
Its HEF's mag and that is what he likes. I agree Im sick of looking at smoked out BLONDE chicks, That is why I did not renew.
Now if it was a monthy BRUNETTE mag I might have a different opinion
you dont need to renew just go in the bed room and have fun.i'm so jealous :D
Redneck
08-25-2005, 07:11 AM
ya I saw the new playboy did you see Jose's ex wife omg she if hot hot hot.
pjones
08-25-2005, 07:18 AM
Well it starts out with a very young Hugh Hefner. Before his empire. The mission part of the game includes building the Playboy empire from scratch. Starting with the very first issue. Hef at this point isn't known by anyone so doesn't have any celebrity contacts. Each issue you have to shoot a cover, centerfold, publish articles, ect....
There are different missions that are outlined and you can spruce up your mansion with all kinds of crazy stuff. Your hire your staff including the ever so popular bunnies. It's kind of like a sims game (which I normally don't care for) but Way BETTER!
Not a kids game at all (obviously). There is nudity. Hef can and does have relations with women in the game. Which ones? Well thats up to you, you have to conversate and get them to that point. There are celebrities in this game such as Carmen Electra, and many more. It's not just about the T & A...it is a good game with great missions in it.
I asked my husband to buy it for me for my past B-Day cause I enjoyed it so much when I rented it from Blockbuster.
Rating: four and a half out of five stars :D
Cool. Sounds interesting...will have to check into it....
(Very good explanation by the way.)
Kilrtoy
08-25-2005, 10:25 AM
ya I saw the new playboy did you see Jose's ex wife omg she if hot hot hot.
Who the hell is JOSE
ya I saw the new playboy did you see Jose's ex wife omg she if hot hot hot.
I thought she was a little on the muscular side. She's hot, just not my type.
Who the hell is JOSE
Jose conseco.
77charger
08-25-2005, 04:41 PM
all i want is the may 2004 one or the one with the playmate of the year for 2004
meaniam
08-26-2005, 09:27 AM
So my new playboy came yesterday. As I skip along and laugh at some of the comics and jokes, I notice how many skinny no meat on their bones women there are in this mag. Don't get me wrong, i'm not into fat chicks, but where are the real looking women? How about some real boobs? Personally, I really dig the women of the 60's and 70's minus the overgrown pubic hair. Where did they all go? I know those women must have had kids. The chicks in this mag are lucky to be 100 lbs. wet and have big ole fake tits. Nothing against implants. They're great too. But these girls are all the same.
i get playboy for 1 dollar a issue. wont renew that mag blows. i enjoy hustler.playboy is like for people my grandfathers age. and i find it boring
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