JustMVG
08-24-2005, 06:59 PM
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past
and looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?" The
monkey says "smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the lizard
climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they share a few puffs. After
a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink
from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and
falls into the river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the
lizard
and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter
with
you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking
a
joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into
the
river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out
and walks into the jungle, finds the tree were the monkey is sitting,
finishing a joint. The Crocodile looks up and says "Hey!" The Monkey
looks down and says.... "Daaaammmn..... Duuuuuuude.....how much water
did you drink?!!"
and looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?" The
monkey says "smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the lizard
climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they share a few puffs. After
a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink
from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and
falls into the river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the
lizard
and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter
with
you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking
a
joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into
the
river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out
and walks into the jungle, finds the tree were the monkey is sitting,
finishing a joint. The Crocodile looks up and says "Hey!" The Monkey
looks down and says.... "Daaaammmn..... Duuuuuuude.....how much water
did you drink?!!"