JustMVG
05-07-2006, 02:46 AM
7 KINDs of SEX
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when
you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the
face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have
sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you
usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway
you both say "Screw you!"
The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot
stand your spouse any more. He/She takes you to court and screws you in
front of everyone.
The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the
morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
The 7th kid of sex - Social Security Sex. You get a little each month.
But not enough to live on
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when
you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the
face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have
sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you
usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway
you both say "Screw you!"
The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot
stand your spouse any more. He/She takes you to court and screws you in
front of everyone.
The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the
morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
The 7th kid of sex - Social Security Sex. You get a little each month.
But not enough to live on