E-bay vultures - Attack!

[cdnguitarsnboats]

Hey guys,
It's been a while, but I thought a few of you (especially SD) would get a kick out of this one. Some parts of it aren't bad, but the whole package is kinda funny.
Jim
PS. Love the fish finder......
PPS. I know it's not really a fish finder, but I'm just sayin'......
Badd to Da Bone (horrible pun) (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1969-Charger-V-drive-Blower-motor-very-fast_W0QQitemZ4570095065QQcategoryZ31270QQrdZ1QQcm dZViewItem)

[dmontzsta]

geeez that guy has really went over the top on that boat. :)

[superdave013]

well now that you brought it up lets see........... :D
Get that bad dog bad (was this Frenchie's first boat??) off the side and slap some bassetts on it and it would not be that bad. Not that good either but you know what I'm sayin. Those CMI small block headers could bring some nice coin to a small block I/O guy. I like how they are pointed down on the transom. Bet that would look nice after a long weekend at the lake. lol
The rigging just looks nasty. Gotta love the plumbing on the headers. :hammerhea
and yeah, wtf is that thing on the dash?? fish finder, sometype of palm / blackbeery thing (cause ya just know a high baller rolls that baby!) I have no idea what that thing is.
900 ~ 1,000 hp Nice! Can I get a hit? :wink:
Maybe this is the deal maker right here.
"Over all this is a very nice V-drive with a monster motor in it. It could still use more detailing or just hit the water and hang on."
Sweet, it needs nothing but a good cleaning. Dang, A guy could just have Bobbie B clean it up real quick and be good to go. lol
Next:
"I am selling because my wife hates it and I just bought a hydro.. She wants a normal boat."
Yeah sure pal, you're selling it because it's a roach and I think your wife wants a normal thinking husband too. Lets see pics of the hydro.
Hot damn, just getting started so hang in there. :D
"Comes with new cover"
Is it one of those bitchen jobbies from Overtons? LMAO
"The trailer works great but looks custom made."
I guess so, love that custom touch on those steel pipes with the tiki torch looking things on them.
"It has a new depth /fish finder, boost, oil pressure, volt, speedo, tach."
Well now I know, he's not a big baller but an angler. Kinda shocked there's no bass chair on the deck.
"The tach is not hooked up and the speedo can be peged."
Nice to know the new tach is still new / never used. Speed can be pegged only when hooked to a garden hose. :)
"The engine runs great but is a little rich right now for break in so a little jetting would make it run much better."
Nice selling point, thanks!
"There is a new merken prop to hook it up and it does hook up."
yeah sure buddy
"The hull is in great shape and the paint still looks good."
can we say BEER GOGGLES!!

[cdnguitarsnboats]

Now THAT's what I'm talking about.
Nice job, SD.
Jim

[Riverkid]

Is it just me or do those water pickup lines off the cavs look REALLY small?..
BTW, everybody knows covering the transom with stickers adds at least 10mph...
You're right about those header water lines - NICE! Maybe he thought the fish finder was a GPS?..

[superdave013]

Now THAT's what I'm talking about.
Nice job, SD.
Jim
I already got my avatar guy hooked up on the cover. If I keep this up maybe they'll let me do some type of smart ass column right next to Jim Wilks V drive tech deal. lol
What do ya think? Could call it SD013's E-Bay pick of the month.
:D
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/482898fakecovers.jpg

[V-DRIVE VIDEO]

I already got my avatar guy hooked up on the cover. If I keep this up maybe they'll let me do some type of smart ass column right next to Jim Wilks V drive tech deal. lol
What do ya think? Could call it SD013's E-Bay pick of the month.
:D
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/482898fakecovers.jpg
I can't believe you haven't made that your avatar yet :D lol

[cdnguitarsnboats]

I already got my avatar guy hooked up on the cover. If I keep this up maybe they'll let me do some type of smart ass column right next to Jim Wilks V drive tech deal. lol
What do ya think? Could call it SD013's E-Bay pick of the month.
:D
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/482898fakecovers.jpg
That might actually make me get a subscription to ***boat.......
Jim

[superdave013]

I can't believe you haven't made that your avatar yet :D lol
well stu, i'll tell ya... avatar's are not a sport, they're a way of life... it's no hobby. it's a way of looking at that avatar and saying "hey bud, let's party!"
:cool:

[superdave013]

That might actually make me get a subscription to ***boat.......
Jim
Good point, let's get the editor man, Brett over here so he can see this idea first Hand.

[FORUM-BAD-ASS]

Here we go all you West coast YUPPIES with yer shiney hardware give my cousin a break!!! You guys might take some pointers from his boat it WON a trophy at the local SONIC BURGER for Badest engine!!. I drove it and it Rips we were doing well over a hundred it said so on the Bass meter!! and it runs on 87 Octane! take that all you freak'in hot shot west coast ***boaters you guys think your the only ones with nice hardware well your WRONG this there here is a nice piece didnt you read the warning label on the dash!! Some of you guys could'nt handle all that POWER even that BIGSHOT called Guru something! So dont hate my cous'ins fine flatty by the way we can get girls with teeth with ''BAD DOG BADD''http://i1.ebayimg.com/02/i/04/be/f0/18_3.JPG

[superdave013]

FBA, that's rich man, rich! :D

[058]

The Home Depot stick on house numbers is a nice touch too....they don't even match :D

[Jordy]

The Home Depot stick on house numbers is a nice touch too....they don't even match :D
I'd say they match pretty well for Oklahoma (sorry Info). :D :D :D

[126driver]

Dang. I didn't know Joe Dirt owned a boat. :idea:

[ColeTR2]

Some parts of it aren't bad
Name One!!

[63stevens]

Did anyone notice the electric water pump.
The thing could be fixed up some but for that price I would look somewhere else.

[DUECE'SDAD]

Holy joe dirt batman !!!! I live in tulsa area and have never seen that bad sumbitch on any lake, but thanks for makin okies proud with your ebay add, You gotta represennnnnnt. Man that thing is off the hook ! ! ! The fish hook. Im suprised that thin dont have walmart hub cap spinners and 33x12.50x15 mudders on the trailer. Hope i dont run into that thing on the water, i bet he's got a 55 drum of okie whoop-a$$ under the bow waitn' to strap it on ya

[olbiezer]

hey superdave i think u are on to something there with the column in the magazine........now u juat have to get breat out of the jet boat section to approve it....... :rollside:

[72 Hondo]

Name One!!
The Hummingbird fishfinder is a nice touch.
Now Ill take another bong-rip and see if anything else is cool :messedup:

[72 Hondo]

Dang. I didn't know Joe Dirt owned a boat. :idea:
He traded the meteor for it... :hammerhea

[Itsahobby]

I wonder what his Hydro looks like.

[cdnguitarsnboats]

Name One!!
Hey, I'm Canadian. I was trying to be polite.
The engine, minus the crap plumbing and offshore exhausts, isn't bad. 900 + hp? I'm thinking a big NO, but still decent for something.
Jim
PS. Don't lump us in with that moron who feels obliged to stick tits into everything.

[ColeTR2]

Hey, I'm Canadian. I was trying to be polite.
You’re being too polite!! The only thing decent is the steering wheel, it would look good in a bright yellow Honda.

[coolchange]

BTW, does that guy live in a campground?
Nice seats bud...
Man I bet SD is tearin um up at happy hour tonight!

[Towndrunk]

The Hummingbird fishfinder is a nice touch.
Now Ill take another bong-rip and see if anything else is cool :messedup:
Check out that nice $5.00 fishing reel by the passenger seat. :D

[Blown 472]

And with the current pulley combo I get -5 psi at wot.

[GofastRacer]

Gotta love that spaghetti wiring job, now that's a class act there!.. :D :D :D :D

[396_WAYS_TO_SPIT]

this boat is clean :D those fuel lines are custom. Ive never seen that before! Clear pcv hose and water lines, now thats classic!! wow, msd dist,box and coil and some 7mm autolite wires....DAMN!
http://i9.ebayimg.com/04/i/04/b3/75/ff_3.JPG

[396_WAYS_TO_SPIT]

oh I forgot the battery dold down and the gas tanks are custom as well.... im going to leave this alone because I will keep picking at it! :yuk: :yuk:

[396_WAYS_TO_SPIT]

oh and those over the transom header are classic :yuk:

[DUECE'SDAD]

I called the dude (its not long distance) last night to ask if the hydro will be forsale, and he said no but it was a sanger shovelnose, hope he dont give a bad name to my favorite type of boat

[058]

This is kinda like picking at a zit...hurts a little but ya just can't leave it alone :D

[superdave013]

oh and those over the transom header are classic :yuk:
those are the best part of the entire boat. Just they are on the wrong boat. lol

[rrrr]

This is kinda like picking at a zit...hurts a little but ya just can't leave it alone :D
LMAO....... :D :D

[dossangers]

Its got a bid of 7900.00 WOW thats a steal! Some body better grab it before its GONE !!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!! :rollside: :rollside:

[Jordy]

hope he dont give a bad name to my favorite type of boat
Just wait until he mounts the fish finder on the deck. ;)

[Mrs72hondo]

Check out that nice $5.00 fishing reel by the passenger seat. :D
Is that a fishing tackle/tool bag next to that cool zebco fishing reel :cool:

[Norseman]

I wonder what kind of bait you use when you troll with that bad boy. I guess to keep all of those 1000 horses under control he must be running some special underdrive gears in the casale. :D
I imagine it's tough to get a good reading on the fish finder when your running WOT!! :squiggle:

[Tahiti350]

I kinda like the headers, whoever buy's it lem me know how much you want for them. I have a set of Bell-end Bassets with water lines (Stahl pattern) tha I might part trade with......

[Mrs72hondo]

I wonder what kind of bait you use when you troll with that bad boy. I guess to keep all of those 1000 horses under control he must be running some special underdrive gears in the casale. :D
I imagine it's tough to get a good reading on the fish finder when your running WOT!! :squiggle:
They always use the spinner bait on the fishing shows :rolleyes: