View Full Version : Marlins suspend batboy for milk-drinking dare
JetBoatRich
08-26-2005, 03:45 AM
This is Stupid:
Milk does a body good, but it didn't do good for one batboy.
On a dare, a Florida Marlins batboy tried to drink a gallon of milk in under an hour without throwing up. But not only did the batboy not succeed in the challenge, his mere attempt cost him his job for six games, the Miami Herald reported Wednesday.
The Marlins suspended the unidentified batboy for the team's upcoming six-game homestand against the Cardinals and Mets from Aug. 28 through Sept. 4 for accepting the dare Sunday from Dodgers pitcher (and former Marlin) Brad Penny.
Penny offered the batboy $500 if he could drink a gallon of milk in less than an hour before Sunday's game without throwing up. Penny told the paper the boy drank the milk and didn't throw up, but didn't finish the gallon in the allotted time frame to win the dare.
"It's kind of ridiculous that you get a 10-game suspension for steroids and a six-game suspension for milk," Penny told the Herald.
''It's ridiculous that they worry about stuff like that. It shows they [the Marlins organization] don't know anything about the game. That kind of stuff goes on everywhere. It didn't affect the way he worked, the way he did his job.''
Supultlbich
08-26-2005, 04:14 AM
that is one of the most common Firehouse pranks, the amount is always the same , however the alloted time tends to change. The end result never changes!!!
superdave013
08-26-2005, 05:51 AM
give me sack of weed, a bag of cookies and that milk would be gone in less then an hour.
I just seen a guy doing that on the show "Inked". The owner of the Tattoo shop said that he would give the shop helper a thousand bucks if he drank a gallon of milk in an hour without throwing up.
I swear, he drank the whole gallon in less than 10 minutes!!! :eek: :eek:
But the deal said he couldn't throw up either. He had about 10-15 minutes left and then he just started hurling!
It was funny!
Red Eye
08-26-2005, 07:20 AM
What's the deal w/ milk? Why can't it be finished?
What's the deal w/ milk? Why can't it be finished?
because it tastes like arse wilknots!
Red Eye
08-26-2005, 07:23 AM
because it tastes like arse wilknots!
Eh?
Eh?
Milk tastes like as$ will nots.....that's why it can't be done! :(
Red Eye
08-26-2005, 07:28 AM
Milk tastes like as$ will nots.....that's why it can't be done! :(
OK... maybe I'm a little slow today and on top of that I forgot my ridilin so I can't concentrate either, but what in the name of chinchilla balls does as$ will nots mean?
OK... maybe I'm a little slow today and on top of that I forgot my ridilin so I can't concentrate either, but what in the name of chinchilla balls does as$ will nots mean?
do you really want to know?????
Very gross
Red Eye
08-26-2005, 07:31 AM
do you really want to know?????
Very gross
Uh... apparently not. :D
Uh... apparently not. :D
Well I'll tell you anyway....
It's the shards of crap that get caught up in the as$ crack hair. They dry up in the hair......Willknots :messedup:
Red Eye
08-26-2005, 07:36 AM
Well I'll tell you anyway....
It's the shards of crap that get caught up in the as$ crack hair. They dry up in the hair......Willknots :messedup:
Ahhh... dingleberrys.
Ahhh... dingleberrys.
Is that you call them??? :D
Red Eye
08-26-2005, 07:39 AM
Is that you call them??? :D
Yep... ever since grammar school. I can really see I've come a long way since then.
Mandelon
08-26-2005, 08:17 AM
I thought they were clingons? :D
Do you have any wilknots Mandelon???? :D
I thought they were clingons? :D
Mr. Spock said "watchout for Klingons around Uranus."
:rollside: :rollside:
I'll take that $1K bet from the tatoo guy... I kept the milk down for a little over an hour... :)
I'll take that bet... I've kept the milk down for a little over an hour... :)
did you do it seriously?
bunny 166
08-26-2005, 11:09 AM
How old was the batboy?? Maybe the Dodger player sould be in trouble for trying to make him sick??.... :boxingguy
And they're kling-ons for sure....
eeewwwwwww :yuk:
did you do it seriously?
Many, many years ago....
Like I said, it was a little over an hour before things got ugly...
How old was the batboy?? Maybe the Dodger player sould be in trouble for trying to make him sick??.... :boxingguy
And they're kling-ons for sure....
eeewwwwwww :yuk:
Damn, Bunny... Where's the love ? Here we had something in common, and then you go switching on me... Avitars...
bunny 166
08-26-2005, 11:14 AM
Is that better Roz??... :D
Lake Ape
08-26-2005, 11:18 AM
I have won that bet three times, each time for a $1000. The trick is to chug half in the beginning and half at the very end. Any takers, I will post up my grand that I can....
Is that better Roz??... :D
:D
bunny 166
08-26-2005, 11:27 AM
:D
What do you really look like Roz? I always picture that guy in your avatar... :hammerhea
Post a pic please....
What do you really look like Roz? I always picture that guy in your avatar... :hammerhea
Post a pic please....
A couple have said there is a resemblence of me in that avitar... That's why I kept it...
I don't thinkso, though... I'm much better looking in person :D
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/505/32604_portrait-med.JPG
ahhhh....what a cute little girl!
ahhhh....what a cute little girl! Yea, she puts me into check already ....lol...
rivermama
08-26-2005, 12:38 PM
seen it also done with water...person also couldn't hold it down- sick all night
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