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OGShocker
08-26-2005, 08:17 AM
Wisdom of the Ages
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt
and a leaky tire.
3. Its always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to
steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile
away and you have their shoes.
9. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
10. If you always tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
11. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
12. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
13. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
14. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and
put it back in your pocket.
15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
16. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side,and it holds the universe together.
17. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
18. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips
are moving.
19. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
20. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
21. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our behind.Then things get worse.
22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
23. There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
24. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
25. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday...around age 12.
26. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them

Vada
08-26-2005, 08:20 AM
I did #22 just last night :2purples:

atomickitn
08-26-2005, 09:09 AM
hummm that pretty much summs me up! thanks og for showin me the light :boxed:

Miss Perfect
08-26-2005, 09:21 AM
#24 should be the HB slogan...... followed closely by #26 :D