My drunk neighbor

[djunkie]

Anyone have an alcoholic for a neighbor? Well I do. You can hear the beer cans cracking at 7 am over there. This is the view from my front room right now. He's been leaning on my truck for the past 15 minutes. What a POS!!!!
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1768Picture_017_Medium_.jpg

[mondorally]

Is he "pressure washing" your rims?

[djunkie]

Is he "pressure washing" your rims?
No. I've been watching him. Waiting to see if he falls over. F-in moron.

[Mandelon]

POS? The truck doesn't look that bad.... :p
Too funny you took his pic....is he in his underwear??? :yuk:

[djunkie]

POS? The truck doesn't look that bad.... :p
Too funny you took his pic....is he in his underwear??? :yuk:
I think you know who I was referring to as the POS. Ya I think he is in his underwear. I took the pic in case he does something to the truck. Evidence.

[76ANTHONY]

what did you do, call mtv and get your ride pimped, nice external relief valve :messedup: :messedup: :yuk: :yuk: :( :D

[syke-o]

tell him to get the eff of your ride.... :argue:

[MR HARLEY]

ROFL ................throw a firecracker at him ....

[BajaMike]

Anyone have an alcoholic for a neighbor? Well I do. You can hear the beer cans cracking at 7 am over there. This is the view from my front room right now. He's been leaning on my truck for the past 15 minutes. What a POS!!!!
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1768Picture_017_Medium_.jpg
I think I've seen that guy's picture in the dictionary under "looser"! :confused:
:idea: :boxed: :rollside:

[djunkie]

I'm gonna give him a couple more minutes. I want him to pass out so I can call the cops. It would be funny to watch that.

[OGShocker]

http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1768Picture_017_Medium_.jpg
I thought that was me after the pool party... until I saw the F.O.R.D.

[syke-o]

offer him a drink.. :idea:

[djunkie]

I thought that was me after the pool party... until I saw the F.O.R.D.
Hey its just my work truck ok? :D

[Miss Perfect]

I'm gonna give him a couple more minutes. I want him to pass out so I can call the cops. It would be funny to watch that.
Make sure you take more pictures so we can all laugh at him too!

[Sleek-Jet]

He must not be a profesional if he's hammered by this time of day... :220v: :220v:
Remember, beer vomit will remove paint (don't ask me how I know)...

[76ANTHONY]

ok, i have no idea who anybody is on here but is see stuff like this and think damn you guys lost you heads, offer him a drink, hahahaha

[Newcastle]

Too bad you don't live up on OC...I could call up a couple cop buddy's of mine to go 'greet' him...
...and that truck is pimp...they're all just jealous!

[djunkie]

Well he finally passed out but didn't fall. Heres a pic of his step daughter trying to get him to move.
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1768Picture_014_Medium_.jpg

[Darrell's Bro]

Anyone have an alcoholic for a neighbor? Well I do. You can hear the beer cans cracking at 7 am over there. This is the view from my front room right now. He's been leaning on my truck for the past 15 minutes. What a POS!!!!
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1768Picture_017_Medium_.jpg
While I can appreciate a telephoto lens used by a voyeur to capture and post a picture of a scantily clad body ... this is not a pretty picture.
Glad he's your neighbor and not mine. Can't be good for property values. Sell fast!!

[OGShocker]

Hey its just my work truck ok? :D
Uh, well, ummm, er. I guess. :)

[Miss Perfect]

Well he finally passed out but didn't fall. Heres a pic of his step daughter trying to get him to move.
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1768Picture_014_Medium_.jpg
Is that a beer can on the hood?

[djunkie]

dude if you own a dog it would be hilarious if you let the dog out and it peed all over his legs!!! especially if he didn't move !!
Ahh shit!!!! That would have been funny and yes my dog would have pissed on him.

[Darrell's Bro]

Well he finally passed out but didn't fall. Heres a pic of his step daughter trying to get him to move.
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1768Picture_014_Medium_.jpg
Odd, they both have the same alluring build.

[HocusPocus]

maybe he is trying to hotwire your truck using only the power of his mind. :crossx:

[djunkie]

While I can appreciate a telephoto lens used by a voyeur to capture and post a picture of a scantily clad body ... this is not a pretty picture.
Glad he's your neighbor and not mine. Can't be good for property values. Sell fast!!
Well unfortunatley it will take a lot more than him to lower the prop. value in this neighborhood. I just feel sorry for my parents. Its their house not mine.

[djunkie]

Is that a beer can on the hood?
It sure is. :D

[CornWater]

Is he a drug dealer???? :D

[djunkie]

Odd, they both have the same alluring build.
Ya fat and miserable. :D

[djunkie]

Is he a drug dealer???? :D
Not a dealer. Now I do get the occasional smell of burning leaves from there. :rollside:

[djunkie]

Dammit he's gone. I wanted to see him stumble his way back into his house.

[Darrell's Bro]

Dammit he's gone. I wanted to see him stumble his way back into his house.
He went into the house to jump on the computer and defend his good name on this thread.

[76ANTHONY]

just the thought of something so simple getting the replay's this got is too dam funny, all you guys are sick and i cant understand why you guys party together, that must be a sight to see. this guy probably works out in his garage everyday and he is probably worn out. that step daughter is just telling him its his set. :confused: :rollside:

[topless]

Damn! Looks like step daughter just came out to give him another beer!

[djunkie]

He went into the house to jump on the computer and defend his good name on this thread.
Nope he's back again. His old lady must have kicked him out or something.

[Red Eye]

Dude... I would never let anyone lean on my truck like that and especially put a beer can on my hood. You should've turned the sprinklers on and watched his as$ dance across the lawn trying to get out of the way.

[MAINEVENT]

What a loser :notam: the day is'nt even over :rolleyes: tell him to buck up he has more drinking to do :devil: :rollside:

[djunkie]

I just realized what he left for. He had to get another beer.

[OGShocker]

Is he a drug dealer???? :D
He must be! Look at the "crack" he is carrying

[JetBoatRich]

Is he a plumber :rolleyes:
It would piss me off if they started placing things on my hood, is that a beer she brought out :confused:
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1768Picture_014_Medium_.jpg

[76ANTHONY]

:D :D :cry: :cry: :cry:

[HOOTER SLED-]

That's kinda rude them just leaning all up on your shit like that. And the beer can? WTF??? Squirt him with the hose. :devil:

[djunkie]

Well enough of that. I finally had to go out there and tell him to move. He told me the reason he was leaning on it was that he was waiting for me to come out cause he wants to buy it. LOL!!!!!!

[topless]

Well enough of that. I finally had to go out there and tell him to move. He told me the reason he was leaning on it was that he was waiting for me to come out cause he wants to buy it. LOL!!!!!!LMAO!!!!!!

[JetBoatRich]

Well enough of that. I finally had to go out there and tell him to move. He told me the reason he was leaning on it was that he was waiting for me to come out cause he wants to buy it. LOL!!!!!!
what kind of offer did he make :confused:

[OGShocker]

Well enough of that. I finally had to go out there and tell him to move. He told me the reason he was leaning on it was that he was waiting for me to come out cause he wants to buy it. LOL!!!!!!
Did he offer the Step-Daughter as a trade?

[djunkie]

LMAO!!!!!!
Ya it was pretty funny. If it would have been my new truck I wouldn't have let him do i for as long. But this was just my work truck. Plus I wanted to see him pass out and fall in the gutter

[MR HARLEY]

Well enough of that. I finally had to go out there and tell him to move. He told me the reason he was leaning on it was that he was waiting for me to come out cause he wants to buy it. LOL!!!!!!
Oh Man .................lol, Tell him you'll trade him for the fox ...

[djunkie]

Did he offer the Step-Daughter as a trade?
Actually he offered to trade me for one of his trucks. Youy can see them in the background. The black and the blue Ford's

[guardrail]

got i'm at work and i couldn't keep from laughing out loud, my co-workers are staring at me now...thanks.
that asian guy's giving me more than a stare....
I think you should have run up and stoled his glasses, see his drunk ass go walking then!

[Sportin' Wood]

Is he a plumber :rolleyes:
It would piss me off if they started placing things on my hood, is that a beer she brought out :confused:
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1768Picture_014_Medium_.jpg
Bad stereotype. :wink:

[topless]

Ya it was pretty funny. If it would have been my new truck I wouldn't have let him do i for as long. But this was just my work truck. Plus I wanted to see him pass out and fall in the gutterGo back and apologize for being a dick. Tell him he can go lean on it some more but only untill he passes out in the gutter. Now go tell him and get your camera ready. :D

[djunkie]

He's in his backyard yelling now. Not sure what he's saying cause he can barely talk. Guess I pissed him off..... LOL!!!!! :rollside:

[76ANTHONY]

im with quidrail, i had to show the guys at work :D :D :D :D

[Sportin' Wood]

He's in his backyard yelling now. Not sure what he's saying cause he can barely talk. Guess I pissed him off..... LOL!!!!! :rollside:
This is where the web cam would come in handy. :D

[AZKC]

Anyone have an alcoholic for a neighbor?
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1768Picture_017_Medium_.jpg
My neighbors do :crossx:

[djunkie]

This is where the web cam would come in handy. :D
Ya that would be cool. I'm gonna go out and try to decipher what he's ranting about. Anyone speak Drunk? I need a translater. :D

[lewiville]

I told my cousin I didnt live there any more.... dumb ass. At least he's wearing boxers, most of the time its nothing :cool:

[OGShocker]

He's in his backyard yelling now. Not sure what he's saying cause he can barely talk. Guess I pissed him off..... LOL!!!!! :rollside:
Go tell him you think he needs to stop drinking and seek so outside help. That should calm him down...

[Darrell's Bro]

Ya that would be cool. I'm gonna go out and try to decipher what he's ranting about. Anyone speak Drunk? I need a translater. :D
You came to the right web site. My guess is there are plenty of people on this site that speak "drunk" and can translate for you

[djunkie]

Go tell him you think he needs to stop drinking and seek so outside help. That should calm him down...
I think his wife encourages it. Believe it or not the guys got a lot of money. She's probably just counting the days before she can get all his shit.

[HighRoller]

I was thinkin it would have been hilarious if you snuck around the back of the truck without him seeing you, got in very quietly, then as quickly as possible start it up and back it out from under him. I'll take even money he couldn't move fast enough to prevent falling over face first, but I'd bet against him letting his beer fall off the hood while he was going down!!

[Captain Dan]

He's in his backyard yelling now. Not sure what he's saying cause he can barely talk. Guess I pissed him off..... LOL!!!!! :rollside:
Spray him down with the garden hose, (or turn his sprinklers on).

[HighRoller]

P.S. I think we have the makings of a regular feature on HB.com.
This week on "My Drunk neighbor"...or "Drunk Neighbor Update"....

[djunkie]

P.S. I think we have the makings of a regular feature on HB.com.
This week on "My Drunk neighbor"...or "Drunk Neighbor Update"....
Trust me. I can go on for ever on the shit this guy pulls. The thing is, is that he's a huge pussy. So if you approach him he folds up and does a tap dance to kiss your ass.

[OGShocker]

I think his wife encourages it. Believe it or not the guys got a lot of money. She's probably just counting the days before she can get all his shit.
I lost a former employee that way. He drank so much he could not work and while at home he drank two to three GALLONS of E&J Gallo Vin Rose everyday. We tried to help and his wife and kids turned her head. He was 53.

[CA Stu]

Go tell him you think he needs to stop drinking and seek so outside help. That should calm him down...
Man, that is mean. :rollside:
I think you should tell him he reminds you of Dean Martin.
Remember, you can't drink all day unless you start first thing in the morning!
Cheers
CA Stu <-- heading back out to the truck now, done yelling. :cool:

[code8]

My old neighbors were exactly like this (husband and wife). Every Sunday on trashday, their blue recycle bin would be full of beer cans and cases. It got to the point on hot summer days, they would sweat beer. The worst thing is just smelling the alcohol coming out from their bodies.

[CA Stu]

I lost a former employee that way. He drank so much he could not work and while at home he drank two to three GALLONS of E&J Gallo Vin Rose everyday. We tried to help and his wife and kids turned her head. He was 53.
Guy I knew form high school drank himself to death at 24.
Fleischmann's vodka. He called it "Mr. Fleischmann!".
Never without a bottle, kidneys shut down and he died.
24.
Thanks
CA Stu
PS Once you're an adult, if you decide to hammer your life flatter than whale shiit, you'll get no sympathy form the Stu-ster,

[cxr133]

Hey GUYS leave me alone.... i had a rough night
LOL :smile:

[CA Stu]

My old neighbors were exactly like this (husband and wife). Every Sunday on trashday, their blue recycle bin would be full of beer cans and cases. It got to the point on hot summer days, they would sweat beer. The worst thing is just smelling the alcohol coming out from their bodies.
http://ca-stu.smugmug.com/photos/31956631-L.jpg
Like that?
My trash can after poker night.
Cheers
CA Stu

[koolbreeze]

Damn cant a guy go out and have a drink every once and a while? I had no idea you was my neighbor. I come here to ***boat every now and then to hang out and check out the hot boats and babes. next thing i know theres my damn picture with me in my boxers leaning on my neighbors truck. yep i drink a little. hell you would too ifn you were in my shoes dammit! you see ima former vet from the iraq war. gotta purple heart too.....got shot in the tongue and now i cant hardly talk unless i sound lika drunk! anyway....been goin thru a little post dramatic stress. you know hearing shit and seein things. its gotten to where i cant sleep unless im standin up leaning over something. that old lady of mine and her fat worthless daughter have really run me into the ground. its gotten to where the bitch wont wash my clothes so all i got to wear is these damn boxers. my life really sucks. i thought id make one last grasp to find a friend. i said to myself....self, make a friend, even if you have to buy one. trade your neighbor 2, i repeat 2 practically new autos for his old hoopty ford ranger. and what happens....just my luck, hes a damn vouyer posting my hot body all over the damn internet. next thing you know he'll be asking to take my step daughter out!

[ROZ]

Wierd that he chooses your truck to lean on when he can lean on 3 trucks of his own :boxingguy
His wife prolly drove him to drink :D

[Miss Perfect]

...post dramatic stress....
Sounds like something you might get from ***boat!

[ROZ]

Like that?
My trash can after poker night.
Cheers
CA Stu
Spaten..nice :cool:

[CA Stu]

Spaten..nice :cool:
I only had one beer.
Guess which one.
Cheers
CA Stu

[rvrtoy]

Damn cant a guy go out and have a drink every once and a while? I had no idea you was my neighbor. I come here to ***boat every now and then to hang out and check out the hot boats and babes. next thing i know theres my damn picture with me in my boxers leaning on my neighbors truck. yep i drink a little. hell you would too ifn you were in my shoes dammit! you see ima former vet from the iraq war. gotta purple heart too.....got shot in the tongue and now i cant hardly talk unless i sound lika drunk! anyway....been goin thru a little post dramatic stress. you know hearing shit and seein things. its gotten to where i cant sleep unless im standin up leaning over something. that old lady of mine and her fat worthless daughter have really run me into the ground. its gotten to where the bitch wont wash my clothes so all i got to wear is these damn boxers. my life really sucks. i thought id make one last grasp to find a friend. i said to myself....self, make a friend, even if you have to buy one. trade your neighbor 2, i repeat 2 practically new autos for his old hoopty ford ranger. and what happens....just my luck, hes a damn vouyer posting my hot body all over the damn internet. next thing you know he'll be asking to take my step daughter out!
LMAOROTF!!!!!!!! Now that is funny right there!!!!

[JB in so cal]

Anyone have an alcoholic for a neighbor? Well I do. You can hear the beer cans cracking at 7 am over there. This is the view from my front room right now. He's been leaning on my truck for the past 15 minutes. What a POS!!!!
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1768Picture_017_Medium_.jpg
Hey. Does OJ live in your neighborhood, too? Nice Bronco!

[HighRoller]

Wierd that he chooses your truck to lean on when he can lean on 3 trucks of his own :boxingguy
His wife prolly drove him to drink :D
I'm guessing his tetanus shot isn't current so leaning on his own vehicles would be a "health hazard".... :idea:

[CA Stu]

His wife prolly drove him to drink :D
My wife asked me why I drink "so much beer".
I told her I'm hoping it will make me go deaf.
Cheers
CA Stu

[76ANTHONY]

ok, i wanna know what you, koolbreeze, do for a living. that is some funny as sht. how long did it take you to think this up, or is it really you??? that was the funniest thing i've seen in weeks. im all for the series THE DRUNK NEIGHBOR. i still havent stopped laughing at this thread. :D :D :cry: :D

[HighRoller]

Spaten..nice :cool:
I was crackin up thinking off that movie where Chris Rock was sitting around with his homies drinkin 40's. Except his bottle was twice as big and said "80" on the side!LOL

[Jrocket]

Actually he offered to trade me for one of his trucks. Youy can see them in the background. The black and the blue Ford's
Doesnt the black one have 2 firemans stickers in the back window? He must be off duty...LOL :D

[HighRoller]

Not necessarily. Ever seen "Rescue Me"? Dennis Leary's dialogue is catchy, but he is doing the fire service great harm. On their crew, a drunk fireman wouldn't even show up on the Lieutenant's radar!

[Member: 7673]

http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1768Picture_017_Medium_.jpg Hey. Does OJ live in your neighborhood, too? Nice Bronco!

[HighRoller]

This is like "add a caption" quality material!!!
"Ohhhhhh....it tastes like the dog shit in my mouth and wiped his ass on my tongue...AGAIN!"

[SummitKarl]

This is like "add a caption" quality material!!!
"Ohhhhhh....it tastes like the dog shit in my mouth and wiped his ass on my tongue...AGAIN!"
you asked for it
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[Redneck]

we usually just through our beer cans from the spa into our neighbors yard. oh wait our neighbor is on hot boats wait we dont do that it must be the wind

[Sandbar Junkies]

Anyone have an alcoholic for a neighbor? Well I do. You can hear the beer cans cracking at 7 am over there. This is the view from my front room right now. He's been leaning on my truck for the past 15 minutes. What a POS!!!!
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1768Picture_017_Medium_.jpg
You sure he did not just realize he bought a Eliminator. :D

[pixilatedpussy]

Anyone have an alcoholic for a neighbor? Well I do. You can hear the beer cans cracking at 7 am over there. This is the view from my front room right now. He's been leaning on my truck for the past 15 minutes. What a POS!!!!
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1768Picture_017_Medium_.jpg
OH MY GOD>>>LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Who's black Ford is in the background?? Me likey!!!! :D

[Tom Brown]

Where do you live, djunkie? Dearborn?

[HCS]

Where do you live, djunkie? Dearborn?
No.....Next to you.

[djunkie]

Damn cant a guy go out and have a drink every once and a while? I had no idea you was my neighbor. I come here to ***boat every now and then to hang out and check out the hot boats and babes. next thing i know theres my damn picture with me in my boxers leaning on my neighbors truck. yep i drink a little. hell you would too ifn you were in my shoes dammit! you see ima former vet from the iraq war. gotta purple heart too.....got shot in the tongue and now i cant hardly talk unless i sound lika drunk! anyway....been goin thru a little post dramatic stress. you know hearing shit and seein things. its gotten to where i cant sleep unless im standin up leaning over something. that old lady of mine and her fat worthless daughter have really run me into the ground. its gotten to where the bitch wont wash my clothes so all i got to wear is these damn boxers. my life really sucks. i thought id make one last grasp to find a friend. i said to myself....self, make a friend, even if you have to buy one. trade your neighbor 2, i repeat 2 practically new autos for his old hoopty ford ranger. and what happens....just my luck, hes a damn vouyer posting my hot body all over the damn internet. next thing you know he'll be asking to take my step daughter out!
LOL!!!! Thats pretty good. :rollside:

[djunkie]

Wierd that he chooses your truck to lean on when he can lean on 3 trucks of his own :boxingguy
His wife prolly drove him to drink :D
Actually he was an alcoholic when he moved in. I'm pretty sure she just married him knowing he wouldn't be around long and she'd just get all his money cause he doesn't have any kids of his own.

[djunkie]

Hey. Does OJ live in your neighborhood, too? Nice Bronco!
Yup thats his too.

[djunkie]

Doesnt the black one have 2 firemans stickers in the back window? He must be off duty...LOL :D
Ya he got those from a buddy of his. This guy couldn't even handle the 10 days a month a fireman has to work.

[djunkie]

OH MY GOD>>>LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Who's black Ford is in the background?? Me likey!!!! :D
Thats his. I guess he thinks he's paying me back cause its now parked in front of my house.

[HighRoller]

Damn. All you guys are hot for a black ford..I have a 92 F350 CC 4X4 black with 33X10's and polished Alcoas...116,000 miles and in immaculate condition. 460 and 4 spd OD tranny. Even has captain's chairs in front and a Line-X bedliner. First $10K takes it!!! :rollside:

[Cs19]

http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1768Picture_017_Medium_.jpg
hes got a bad case of hungry butt.
keep us posted on this guy.

[djunkie]

hes got a bad case of hungry butt.
keep us posted on this guy.
Well I just got home from work and he has decided to park that black truck, you see in the back ground, in front of my house. Those cars in a row there are all his. He always parks them just like that. Has for years. So I decided to take the spot where his black truck was. We'll see how he feels about that in the morning. Two can play this game........ :D

[R.A.D.man]

You could get a can of his favorite flavor and leave it on his hood half empty. When he finds it, I bet he drinks it.

[Vada]

OTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahhhhh.....what a great way to start a Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ROZ]

I see it's 8:30am... Is he drunk yet? :D

[Redneck]

Well I just got home from work and he has decided to park that black truck, you see in the back ground, in front of my house. Those cars in a row there are all his. He always parks them just like that. Has for years. So I decided to take the spot where his black truck was. We'll see how he feels about that in the morning. Two can play this game........ :D
great we will hear about this on the nightly news lol

[Miss Perfect]

You could get a can of his favorite flavor and leave it on his hood half empty. When he finds it, I bet he drinks it.
Put some cigarette butts in it. That'll make him puke for sure! Just make sure it's on his truck and not yours!

[Redneck]

Put some cigarette butts in it. That'll make him puke for sure! Just make sure it's on his truck and not yours!
remind me not to party with Miss P

[Miss Perfect]

remind me not to party with Miss P
Oh yeah, like I would do that to you! Or anyone for that matter. I'm a nice girl.... really! :devil:

[76ANTHONY]

whats todays neighber pic like. i've been following this story here at work and we need an update. is he yelling at his plants or the sidewalk. send this guy a cold 6 pack and get some more pics, this guys a star and doesnt even know it. :D :D :D

[91nordic29]

not only an alchoholic but it looks like he has a CRACK problem as well! :cry:
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1768Picture_017_Medium_.jpg[/QUOTE]

[AzLakeLizard]

not only an alchoholic but it looks like he has a CRACK problem as well! :cry:
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1768Picture_017_Medium_.jpg[/QUOTE]
I have been following this thread since yesterday.. and OUCH.. this really hurt to look at this morning...lol
Just wondering how the Saga is going! :eek:

[Miss Perfect]

We need an update!!

[76ANTHONY]

update, update,UPDATE, UPDATE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 :D :D :idea: :idea:

[Vada]

Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We Need An Update And Many More Pictures!!!!!
That Dude Is Sexy!!!!!!!!!!!

[76ANTHONY]

ok heres a thought. post the whole family, that would be the bomb :burningm: :burningm: :burningm: i gotta see what this guys idea of a real women is. :cry:

[djunkie]

Ok heres an update. Sorry it took so long, I work nights so I just woke up. Well I got home from work last night and he moved his black truck in front of my house. So I moved my truck and parked it in his spot that the black truck was in. Well I hear a noise at 6:30 am. I wake up and look outside and he is hosing his truck off in the driveway. (with a beer in his hand of course) So I just get up right now and the truck is still there. Blocking the sidewalk and sticking out in the street. HMMMMM What should I do next? :D
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1768neighbor_Medium_.jpg

[djunkie]

ok heres a thought. post the whole family, that would be the bomb :burningm: :burningm: :burningm: i gotta see what this guys idea of a real women is. :cry:
Oh boy if you only new. I'll try to snap one of those later. :devil:

[lewiville]

light it on fire,,,,,,,,,,,,
sit outside and have a beer and watch it burn baby :mad:

[topless]

Isn't it illegal to park like that? Hmmmmm hope a cop doesn't just happen to drive by and see that.

[Vada]

omg! He can't park like that. His ass end is hanging out in the street.
and a beer at 6:30 in the morning???? even that's a little too early for me.

[OGShocker]

Ok heres an update. Sorry it took so long, I work nights so I just woke up. Well I got home from work last night and he moved his black truck in front of my house. So I moved my truck and parked it in his spot that the black truck was in. Well I hear a noise at 6:30 am. I wake up and look outside and he is hosing his truck off in the driveway. (with a beer in his hand of course) So I just get up right now and the truck is still there. Blocking the sidewalk and sticking out in the street. HMMMMM What should I do next? :D
You should go put an arm around him, tell him you are worried that his life style is having effect on his ability to process reasonable thought. Hold him till he stops crying then kick him in the junk and run away yelling " Dude I was Kidding"! Oh and take more pictures! :D

[Vada]

Take many pictures!!!

[ROZ]

You should go tell him to park it under the tree; Otherwise, The truck will be too hot to lean on later :D.....Then again, his drunk ass leaning on the hot truck could make for good pictures :D

[djunkie]

Isn't it illegal to park like that? Hmmmmm hope a cop doesn't just happen to drive by and see that.
Calling the cops won't do anything. Plus it is more fun playing his game. I'm sure he'll give in before I will.

[djunkie]

omg! He can't park like that. His ass end is hanging out in the street.
and a beer at 6:30 in the morning???? even that's a little too early for me.
This guy is a complete alcoholic. I never see him eat. As soon as he gets up in the morning he starts drinking. You can hear the beer cans cracking. When I used to work during the day, he would be up at 7 am as I was walking out the door. He'd be sitiing in his front yard either washing his car or the lawn and would always have a beer in his hand.

[MKEELINE]

Put on some boxers, grab a beer and go hang out on Otis' hood!

[djunkie]

Put on some boxers, grab a beer and go hang out on Otis' hood!
Oh shit!!!! Now that sounds like an idea. LOL!!!!! :rollside:

[ROZ]

Put on some boxers, grab a beer and go hang out on Otis' hood!
oh, SNAP! ROTFLMAO

[Vada]

This guy is a complete alcoholic. I never see him eat. As soon as he gets up in the morning he starts drinking. You can hear the beer cans cracking. When I used to work during the day, he would be up at 7 am as I was walking out the door. He'd be sitiing in his front yard either washing his car or the lawn and would always have a beer in his hand.
and you say this guy has money???? How is this even possible?

[djunkie]

and you say this guy has money???? How is this even possible?
Lets just say his pop's had dough

[chub]

Someone's sig line says they don't have time for the cocktail level of life. Apparently we all have nothing but time for this guys cocktail level.

[OGShocker]

Put on some boxers, grab a beer and go hang out on Otis' hood!
OMG...LMAO!!!

[Miss Perfect]

Put on some boxers, grab a beer and go hang out on Otis' hood!
LMFAO!!! :D

[MKEELINE]

Then if he asks you what your doing, just tell him your checking out your new pickup. "Remember, we traded yesterday!" Cheers!

[Vada]

Then if he asks you what your doing, just tell him your checking out your new pickup. "Remember, we traded yesterday!" Cheers!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
Do it!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lewiville]

You should go put an arm around him, tell him you are worried that his life style is having effect on his ability to process reasonable thought. Hold him till he stops crying then kick him in the junk and run away yelling " Dude I was Kidding"! Oh and take more pictures! :D
OG..........very good
by the way, coud you kick him in the junk once for me, I hate picture when I cant see the face.

[76ANTHONY]

ok, we are all coming over for a tailgate party, but we'll bring odouls and tell him there nice and cold. shhhhhh its our secret :idea: :rolleyes: :D :D :cry:

[91nordic29]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!
Do it!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah, that would be hilarious! please oh please..... :p :rollside:

[OGShocker]

DJ has been away for awhile, I wonder what he is up to now???? :notam:

[76ANTHONY]

ok you said you are awake, yet no pics, his family has to be out there, come on i gotta see this, i wont be able to sleep. this guy makes me feel like my life is great(it is). this has to keep going. :eek: :) :sleeping:

[Vada]

ok you said you are awake, yet no pics, his family has to be out there, come on i gotta see this, i wont be able to sleep. this guy makes me feel like my life is great(it is). this has to keep going. :eek: :) :sleeping:
I know what you mean....I was soooooooo depressed until I read this thread.

[pjones]

It is pretty amusing. Kind of a redneck soap opera
so to speak. (not you djunkie, your neighbor).
Tune in next week as .....................?

[Vada]

It is pretty amusing. Kind of a redneck soap opera
so to speak. (not you djunkie, your neighbor).
Tune in next week as .....................?
Next week on "That's my neighbour"....
Falls in the gutter and djunkie kicks him right in the junk!

[76ANTHONY]

oh yeah, i can see it on THE NEW JERRY SPRINGER, the neighbor that couldnt. oh man, id buy tickets to whatch this guy eat crap on the curb. throw some oil down on the driveway and yell WHAT FREE BEER FOR EVERYBODY. then take pics :clover: :D :D :cry: :idea:

[djunkie]

DJ has been away for awhile, I wonder what he is up to now???? :notam:
Sorry had to step out for a few. It's kinda quiet over there. He usually has the music in his gargae going. I think he laid down for afternoon pass out session. I'll try to get more pics when he comes out.
I got my buddy across the street from me involved now. He went and parked his truck in front of the drunks house. Now he's gonna have to park either down the street or around the corner somewhere. :D

[Miss Perfect]

Sorry had to step out for a few. It's kinda quiet over there. He usually has the music in his gargae going. I think he laid down for afternoon pass out session. I'll try to get more pics when he comes out.
I got my buddy across the street from me involved now. He went and parked his truck in front of the drunks house. Now he's gonna have to park either down the street or around the corner somewhere. :D
Ahh yes, please get the whole neighborhood involved. We need 24 hr surveillance.

[76ANTHONY]

if this guy only knew what was going on. this crap is too funny. oh , i guess the tailgate party is not gonna happen huh? dam i was gonna do the oil thing too. man this is only gonna get better. i wanna hear his drunk yell when he parks truck. HEYYYYWHATTTTTHEEEEEHELLLLISGOINONRONDHER!!!!!

[CA Stu]

Go pour a bunch of water under the front of his truck so he thinks it's leaking.

[djunkie]

if this guy only knew what was going on. this crap is too funny. oh , i guess the tailgate party is not gonna happen huh? dam i was gonna do the oil thing too. man this is only gonna get better. i wanna hear his drunk yell when he parks truck. HEYYYYWHATTTTTHEEEEEHELLLLISGOINONRONDHER!!!!!
LOL!!!! Thats exactly what he would say too. In that drunken stuper voice.
I was thinking of washing my truck in the driveway right by his truck and accidentaly hosing his freshly washed black truck down. But F-that it's too dam hot out there. :D

[76ANTHONY]

:D :D :D :cry: :cry: :D :messedup: god i must have no life cause this is too funny

[Member: 7673]

Put on some boxers, grab a beer and go hang out on Otis' hood!
Go pour a bunch of water under the front of his truck so he thinks it's leaking.
Ahh yes, please get the whole neighborhood involved. We need 24 hr surveillance.
Sorry had to step out for a few. It's kinda quiet over there. He usually has the music in his gargae going. I think he laid down for afternoon pass out session. I'll try to get more pics when he comes out.
I got my buddy across the street from me involved now. He went and parked his truck in front of the drunks house. Now he's gonna have to park either down the street or around the corner somewhere.
Best one so far.............
Then if he asks you what your doing, just tell him your checking out your new pickup. "Remember, we traded yesterday!" Cheers!
Now I know why this place(HBForums)takes up so much of my productive time. :rollside:

[Mike.A]

Look at this way,
When I am reading this stuff, I not making piss poor management decisions and firing people. :rolleyes:
This is the best one:
Originally Posted by MKEELINE
Then if he asks you what your doing, just tell him your checking out your new pickup. "Remember, we traded yesterday!" Cheers!

[76ANTHONY]

is he taking a 3 hour lunch break or what. he is probably hibernating

[Jrocket]

Look at this way,
When I am reading this stuff, I not making piss poor management decisions and firing people. :rolleyes:
Thank god,one was enough. :D

[Mike.A]

There's always next week :)

[76ANTHONY]

djunkie, come on bro. this guy has to be awake. :coffeycup :D

[Mike.A]

Go wake him up, Tell him theres a cold beer on your hood with his name on it.

[djunkie]

djunkie, come on bro. this guy has to be awake. :coffeycup :D
I swear to God I have not heard a noise over there since 6:30 this morning when he was washing his truck.

[76ANTHONY]

ok, here ya go, get the mike for you stereo and crack one open on about 20 volume. get the camera hurry he might fall asleep again :D :D

[lucky]

you guys need to have alot more fun with this - get some stero guru in here to hook you up with a remote mic and plumb it into your stero - and let him get all sloppy again and lean on your truck and .....
voice from truck --- hey ya fat ass your hurting my paint
drunk bastard -- ??????
voice from truck -- man -- you need to take a shower - you smell like molsen ale -- and bo
drunk guy starin --hey fock you
truck -- ohh shit her comes your stanky ass ol lady :crossx: bla bla bla

[djunkie]

you guys need to have alot more fun with this - get some stero guru in here to hook you up with a remote mic and plumb it into your stero - and let him get all sloppy again and lean on your truck and .....
voice from truck --- hey ya fat ass your hurting my paint
drunk bastard -- ??????
voice from truck -- man -- you need to take a shower - you smell like molsen ale -- and bo
drunk guy starin --hey fock you
truck -- ohh shit her comes your stanky ass ol lady :crossx: bla bla bla
LOL!!!!! Where do you people come up with these ideas? :D :D

[76ANTHONY]

oh yeah, theres alot of fun you can have with this guy, and the best thing about it is he'll be your buddy tommorrow because he will not remember anything :cry: :cry:

[Norseman]

Thats his. I guess he thinks he's paying me back cause its now parked in front of my house.
Maybe he figured he would lean on his own truck instead of yours!!!

[76ANTHONY]

say it isnt so, is this thread dead??? no i gotta have more. NOOOOOOO!!! its just not fair. thats it i know where im buying my house, palm desert huh. im gonna be djunkies neighbor, thats where the action is :devil: :idea: :supp: :D

[bchbum]

Can someone get a web cam there ? than we can have this 24 /7 .I need my " As the drunk stumbles updates "

[djunkie]

Ok here's an update. I have not seen or heard the guy for the past 2 days. All his cars are there and they haven't moved. Even the truck parked in the driveway. Must have been a REALLY bad hangover. :D

[ROZ]

Must have been a REALLY bad hangover. :D
Too bad we can't give the guy 5.00 to take BAC tests.. We could take odds on what his BAC level is every Sunday Morning :D or... We could buy squares :D

[RiverDave]

Go wake him up, Tell him theres a cold beer on your hood with his name on it.
This thread was funny.. but that damn near made me spit coke all over my screen. :D
RD

[riverroyal]

should have pulled his shorts down to his ankles and tipped him over...sucks being his neighbor,looks like a nice place too,kids on bikes.I guess my H.O.A. isnt so bad paying for huh,they would be up his ass for parking like that

[SummitKarl]

MISTRO......INTRO PLEASE..........................
ok I am ready for "Djunkies Drunk Neighbor 2"
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[JB in so cal]

should have pulled his shorts down to his ankles and tipped him over...sucks being his neighbor,looks like a nice place too,kids on bikes.I guess my H.O.A. isnt so bad paying for huh,they would be up his ass for parking like that
:idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea:
Me thinks RR is home alone too long!

[Miss Perfect]

Can we get an update please?? :D

[djunkie]

Can we get an update please?? :D
NO!!!!! Maybe later. :D

[Vada]

NO!!!!! Maybe later. :D
just go knock on his door and start snapping away with your camera....just tell him it's for a school project or show and tell kind of crap....he'll understand.

[Miss Perfect]

NO!!!!! Maybe later. :D
NOW!!! :devil:

[djunkie]

Well he moved his truck and is no longer blocking the sidewalk. I also noticed that his OJ looking Bronco is gone. He probably couldn't take it and left town for a few days. Other than that there has been no signs that he's even around. What a puss. He started this shit and won't even stick around to see me finish it.

[76ANTHONY]

ok, he's dead. who's got a replacement neighbor for djunkie? :D :D

[rrrr]

ok, he's dead. who's got a replacement neighbor for djunkie? :D :D
Better go check on him, DJ. Don't want the stench messin' up the neighborhood. :hammerhea :D :D

[76ANTHONY]

do they stink when there pickled? run over and do a smell check. hey maybe you can do a scratch and sniff thing, yeah thats it :eek:

[djunkie]

Bump for 76anthony. Sorry no new pics yet. LOL!!!!! :crossx: :crossx:

[Kilrtoy]

Bump for 76anthony. Sorry no new pics yet. LOL!!!!! :crossx: :crossx:
Do you have any hot neighbors
Come on... You are in Pedro...

[djunkie]

Do you have any hot neighbors
Come on... You are in Pedro...
Don't tell anyone but it's actually R.P.V. :D
And yes I do have a hot oriental neighbor a couple doors up. She's married but she likes to mess around.

[Mrs.Racer277]

Don't tell anyone but it's actually R.P.V. :D
And yes I do have a hot oriental neighbor a couple doors up. She's married but she likes to mess around.
Please no more pics of your neighbors. I am still traumatized by the last pics.

[One Eyed Jack]

the poor guy
obviously is at a low point
in his life
all you winners
mocking him on a public forum
when i see one of you passed out
with baloney stuck to your cheek
ill make sure to kick you while youre down

[djunkie]

the poor guy
obviously is at a low point
in his life
all you winners
mocking him on a public forum
when i see one of you passed out
with baloney stuck to your cheek
ill make sure to kick you while youre down
This guy has been like this since he moved in about 8 years ago. I really think he deserves it.

[One Eyed Jack]

This guy has been like this since he moved in about 8 years ago. I really think he deserves it.
you havent said hes an asshole neighbor
or any shitty things hes done to you
he drinks a lot
and has a parking problem
leaned on your truck
and put a beer can on your hood
that bastard
if he starts jackin dogs off
then bash the sob

[djunkie]

you havent said hes an asshole neighbor
or any shitty things hes done to you
he drinks a lot
and has a parking problem
leaned on your truck
and put a beer can on your hood
that bastard
if he starts jackin dogs off
then bash the sob
Yes he does all that. And he has told me he does it just to piss the neighbors off. To me thats an ass hole and deserves to be bashed. Why do you stick up for him? You must have similar qualities as him. :D

[One Eyed Jack]

im not defending him
im attacking his tormentors
wait
i want to play too
you know what would be really funny
next time you see him
invite him in and show him
how in his moments of misery
you hide in your house
and take pictures of his pain
so you can humiliate him on the internet
that would be hilarious
i bet he will start feeling better
about himself
when he sees how small
all of you are

[djunkie]

im not defending him
im attacking his tormentors
wait
i want to play too
you know what would be really funny
next time you see him
invite him in and show him
how in his moments of misery
you hide in your house
and take pictures of his pain
so you can humiliate him on the internet
that would be hilarious
i bet he will start feeling better
about himself
when he sees how small
all of you are
No he'd be too drunk to even realize it. Maybe he'll take off drunk again in his car like he does everyday. But thats ok right? An annoying drunk who risks his life and the life of others does not deserve this kind of attention right? Are you serious? Does this really bother you? LOL!!!!!!

[Just Tool'n]

So the guy has an old lady problem, a drinking problem, which leeds to a parking problem.
OH, I forgot he has got a money problem also, like too much of it!
Keep it a coming, & get that web cam up & going!

[djunkie]

So the guy has an old lady problem, a drinking problem, which leeds to a parking problem.
OH, I forgot he has got a money problem also, like too much of it!
Keep it a coming, & get that web cam up & going!
I was thinking of just dropping it. Apparently it has offended one eyed jack. Maybe its his cousin or something. :D

[Just Tool'n]

I was thinking of just dropping it. Apparently it has offended one eyed jack. Maybe its his cousin or something. :D
You can not drop it, it is allmost like a daily soap opera, that you just cant get enough of!

[Debbolas]

I was thinking of just dropping it. Apparently it has offended one eyed jack. Maybe its his cousin or something. :D
I wouldn't worry
about him
sounds like an alias

[djunkie]

I wouldn't worry
about him
sounds like an alias
No worry's here. My neighbors an annoying, drunk, moron. I just thought I'd share it with all of you cause it is kind of amusing. :D

[Debbolas]

I thought it was very funny!!! :wink:
If you search all of one eyed jacks posts, you will see a pattern :eek:

[djunkie]

I thought it was very funny!!! :wink:
If you search all of one eyed jacks posts, you will see a pattern :eek:
Ya I figured that. In everythread that makes it past a page or 2 you usually get a smart ass like that in it. I just like to mess with them. Makes for interesting reading. :D

[76ANTHONY]

hey forget little miss missey racer, show some pics :D :D that dude is a star. :rolleyes: :D

[Mrs.Racer277]

hey forget little miss missey racer, show some pics :D :D that dude is a star. :rolleyes: :D
Now what is this miss missey all about???? :confused: :)

[76ANTHONY]

its my way of saying something with authority, what do you think huh??? :) :devil:

[Cole Trickle]

Bump
Funny old HB thread :crossx:

[djunkie]

Bump
Funny old HB thread :crossx:
Next time I see your dad I'm gonna tell him to fire your ass for playing on the internet at work too much. :crossx:

[Ivan Dan]

Bump
Funny old HB thread :crossx:
stirrin the pot huh?!?!?!

[Cole Trickle]

Next time I see your dad I'm gonna tell him to fire your ass for playing on the internet at work too much. :crossx:
Tell him I said Hi :)
I haven't seen him at work since you saw him in Havasu;) :crossx:

[Cole Trickle]

stirrin the pot huh?!?!?!
Have you read this thread?
It was seriously one of last years funniest.(I found it trying to do a search to get a guy a Ford hookup)
Hows your doors coming?!?!?!;) :crossx:
Now I'm stirring the pot:D

[Ivan Dan]

Hows your doors coming?!?!?!;) :crossx:
Now I'm stirring the pot:D
Awesome! Got em yesterday..... :yuk: :mad: :argue:
Can't get anyone to respond when they will have em ready or anything.

[Ivan Dan]

Awesome! Got em yesterday..... :yuk: :mad: :argue:
Can't get anyone to respond when they will have em ready or anything.
And the guy's VM box is full so you can't even leave him a message at all.

[djunkie]

And the guy's VM box is full so you can't even leave him a message at all.
Wow that sucks.

[Cole Trickle]

Awesome! Got em yesterday..... :yuk: :mad: :argue:
Can't get anyone to respond when they will have em ready or anything.
Your not gonna have them for a while. :cry:
From the sounds of it he is a one man show and they are buil to order.
My offer still stands for the cardboard and PVC........That metallic color you want is gonna cost way more than my original estimate.
Unless I can create the color with the Tiajuana Chrome/Black spray paint :idea:

[Ivan Dan]

Wow that sucks.
I know well apparently the guy had a 150lb beam fall on his head and gave him a severe concussion. Hope he is alright...but hopefully he calls me back soon.

[Ivan Dan]

Your not gonna have them for a while. :cry:
From the sounds of it he is a one man show and they are buil to order.
My offer still stands for the cardboard and PVC........That metallic color you want is gonna cost way more than my original estimate.
Unless I can create the color with the Tiajuana Chrome/Black spray paint :idea:
If you make it black ABS pipe we might have a deal. :crossx:

[Cole Trickle]

If you make it black ABS pipe we might have a deal. :crossx:
what about grey 3/4" electrical conduit? :crossx:
Just buy the R&R ones while they are offering the deal and then order the other ones and sell the R&R ones for close to what you have into them when the new ones are finished. :idea:
Safety is important:D

[AltarGirl]

This was a good laugh, thanks for the bump

[Cole Trickle]

This was a good laugh, thanks for the bump
No prob :crossx:
This was the last time dj posted something funny so I wanted to make sure all the newbies realized he has added to this site in the past;) :p

[djunkie]

No prob :crossx:
This was the last time dj posted something funny so I wanted to make sure all the newbies realized he has added to this site in the past;) :p
Funny guy. Funny guy. :rolleyes: :rollside:

[Cole Trickle]

Funny guy. Funny guy. :rolleyes: :rollside:
Sorry....Kinda slow today:D :crossx:

[squirt'nmyload]

lmao.....good thread!!!

[JetBoatRich]

lmao.....good thread!!!
could go down as one of my favorites :rolleyes:

[SummitKarl]

hehehehehehehe...it's back :D :D
come on DJ, go leave a case of beer on his door step :idea:
lets see what happens :p

[djunkie]

hehehehehehehe...it's back :D :D
come on DJ, go leave a case of beer on his door step :idea:
lets see what happens :p
Believe it or not but he has definately tamed down. Hes operating cranes now so he cant drink and go to work anymore. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[jimslade]

Someone needs a friend and a help up. Now you can all trash me.

[shadow]

Someone needs a friend and a help up. Now you can all trash me.
Yeah you're right! :)
But it's fun to kick em to the curb first. :crossx: Maybe watch him piss himself.
Sorry no extra time to be taking in stray drunk strangers and escorting them to AA meetings.

[76ANTHONY]

Believe it or not but he has definately tamed down. Hes operating cranes now so he cant drink and go to work anymore. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
dam this thread had me fricken crying it was so funny..dude you need ta get him fired so we can laugh at him again..oh wait we can just laugh at you :crossx:

[UltraClean]

Believe it or not but he has definately tamed down. Hes operating cranes now so he cant drink and go to work anymore. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
nobody likes a quitter :coffeycup :rolleyes: