Goddamn country music song stuck in my head

[hoolign]

I only get one radio station back in the boondocks and it's country. I aint listened to to much country but some of it is not half bad. But that bloody roadhammer song is stuck in my freakin head and it's startin to drive me nutz :D what are some other "good" upbeat country songz???

[Redneck]

I only get one radio station back in the boondocks and it's country. I aint listened to to much country but some of it is not half bad. But that bloody roadhammer song is stuck in my freakin head and it's startin to drive me nutz :D what are some other "good" upbeat country songz???
hurry up play it backwards your get your sh$t back

[hoolign]

hurry up play it backwards your get your sh$t back
Will my dog come home??
:confused: :confused: :D

[Vada]

I've got your dog :skull:

[Mrs.Racer277]

Will my dog come home??
:confused: :confused: :D
You lost Ozzy? :confused:

[Miss Perfect]

I've got your dog :skull:
Holding it for ransom?

[Redneck]

Will my dog come home??
:confused: :confused: :D
ya but yoru wife might come back to so make sure you stop in time

[Redneck]

I've got your dog :skull:
here we go with the dog thing again

[Vada]

here we go with the dog thing again
what dog thing??? :confused:

[Redneck]

what dog thing??? :confused:
nevermind doesnt need to be brought up again if you come up ill explain it here not on the boards

[Miss Perfect]

Will my dog come home??
:confused: :confused: :D
You didn't really lose your dog did you? Maybe the beaver has him. Payback is a biotch!

[Vada]

Is his dog's name Poker?

[atomickitn]

ok im confused!!!!!!!!!!! whats wrong with your country? :D

[Vada]

ok im confused!!!!!!!!!!! whats wrong with your country? :D
Nothings wrong....we just have alot of beavers here for some reason :confused:

[atomickitn]

are they shaved? :D

[*!Ken's Wife!*]

LMAO!!! I don't have a song for u, but this thread is hilarious!!!!

[Vada]

are they shaved? :D
lol......some are but some are bushier than all hel( :p

[Eliminator 4 Life]

LMAO!!! I don't have a song for u, but this thread is hilarious!!!!
Come on Baby girl tell them some good upbeat contry :D

[*!Ken's Wife!*]

Come on Baby girl tell them some good upbeat contry :D
I was laughing too hard to think of anyhting......
But anything on the new Brooks and Dunn album is great!! RED DIRT ROAD!!!!!

[*!Ken's Wife!*]

"Red Dirt Road"
I was raised off of old Route 3
Out past where the blacktop ends
We'd walked to church on Sunday morning
Race barefoot back to the Johnson's fence
That's where I first saw Mary
On that roadside pickin' blackberries
That summer I turned a corner in my soul
Down that red dirt road
It's where I drank my first beer
It's where I found Jesus
Where I wrecked my first car
I tore it all to pieces
I learned the path to heaven is full of sinners and believers
Learned that happiness on earth ain't just for high achievers
I've learned I've come to know
There's life at both ends
Of that red dirt road
Her daddy didn't like me much
With my shackled up GTO
I'd sneak out in the middle of the night
Throw rocks at her bedroom window
We'd turn out the headlights
Drive by the moonlight
Talk about what the future might hold
Down a red dirt road
I went out into the world, and I came back in
I lost Mary, oh I got her back again
And driving home tonight feels like I've found a long lost friend

[atomickitn]

lol......some are but some are bushier than all hel( :p
you know allhell? ill bring a razor,, i am a professional at that!!! :mix:

[BADBLOWN572]

I just wish that we had a country station here in O.C. that played some older country. Something with a little Waylon, Hank, Johnny, etc... The new stuff is not bad, but the old stuff is great!
I am actually sitting here at work listening to a little Chris Ledoux (RIP) right now. :)

[atomickitn]

you know allhell? ill bring a razor,, i am a professional at that!!! :mix:
bye the way i LOVE hard wood floors!! :wink:

[atomickitn]

I just wish that we had a country station here in O.C. that played some older country. Something with a little Waylon, Hank, Johnny, etc... The new stuff is not bad, but the old stuff is great!
hi danny look to xm they have all that stuff it great !!! :cool:

[Vada]

you know allhell? ill bring a razor,, i am a professional at that!!! :mix:
don't need a razor for me! :D
I can't believe I just wrote that :sqeyes:

[BADBLOWN572]

hi danny look to xm they have all that stuff it great !!! :cool:
I need to. Pretty much all that I listen to is country, but some of the new stuff is really annoying, ahem Toby Keith.

[atomickitn]

don't need a razor for me! :D
I can't believe I just wrote that :sqeyes:
well !!!!!!! hummmm im ? well lets just say ! nice! thanks for the info, imm on my way!!! woooooo whoooooo, note to self ,,,(slippery when wet) :wink:

[Mrs.Racer277]

hi danny look to xm they have all that stuff it great !!! :cool:
Hey B-
I hate the country stations on XM! Maybe I am just picky. :confused:

[topless]

Here's a good one for ya Hooli
As Good As I once Was
She said 'I've seen you in here before'
I said 'I've been here a time or two'
She said 'Hello, my name is Bobby Jo
Meet my twin sister Betty Lou
And we're both feeling kinda wild tonight
And you're the only cowboy in this place
And if you're up for a rodeo
We'll put a big Texas smile on your face'
I said 'Girls,'
[CHORUS:]
I ain't as good as I once was
I got a few years on me now
But there was a time back in my prime
When I could really lay it down
And if you need some love tonight
Then I might have just enough
I ain't as good as I once was
But I'm as good once as I ever was
I still hang out with my best friend Dave
I've known him since we were kids at school
Last night he had a few shots
Got in a tight spot hustlin' a game of pool
With a couple of readneck boys
One great big bad biker man
I heard David yell across the room
'Hey buddy, how 'bout a helping hand.'
I said 'Dave,'
[CHORUS:]
I ain't as good as I once was
My how the years have flown
But there was a time back in my prime
When I could really hold my own
But if you wanna fight tonight
Guess thouse boys dont look all that tough
I ain't as good as I once was
But I'm as good once as I ever was
I used to be Hell on wheels
Back when I was younger man
Now my body says 'You can't do this boy'
But my pride says 'Oh, yes you can.'
I ain't as good as I once was
Thats just the cold hard truth
I still throw a few back, talk a little smack
When I'm feelin' bullet proof
So don't double dog dare me now
'Cause I'd have to call your bluff
I ain't as good as I once was
But I'm as good once as I ever was
Maybe not be good as I once was
But I'm as good once as I ever was

[atomickitn]

Hey B-
I hate the country stations on XM! Maybe I am just picky. :confused:
nashville and highway 16 , they both are good, then there are classic ones also.. :rolleyes:

[Vada]

Hey AtomicKtn....your supposed to be on the road!!! :D

[atomickitn]

Here's a good one for ya Hooli
As Good As I once Was
She said 'I've seen you in here before'
I said 'I've been here a time or two'
She said 'Hello, my name is Bobby Jo
Meet my twin sister Betty Lou
And we're both feeling kinda wild tonight
And you're the only cowboy in this place
And if you're up for a rodeo
We'll put a big Texas smile on your face'
I said 'Girls,'
[CHORUS:]
I ain't as good as I once was
I got a few years on me now
But there was a time back in my prime
When I could really lay it down
And if you need some love tonight
Then I might have just enough
I ain't as good as I once was
But I'm as good once as I ever was
I still hang out with my best friend Dave
I've known him since we were kids at school
Last night he had a few shots
Got in a tight spot hustlin' a game of pool
With a couple of readneck boys
One great big bad biker man
I heard David yell across the room
'Hey buddy, how 'bout a helping hand.'
I said 'Dave,'
[CHORUS:]
I ain't as good as I once was
My how the years have flown
But there was a time back in my prime
When I could really hold my own
But if you wanna fight tonight
Guess thouse boys dont look all that tough
I ain't as good as I once was
But I'm as good once as I ever was
I used to be Hell on wheels
Back when I was younger man
Now my body says 'You can't do this boy'
But my pride says 'Oh, yes you can.'
I ain't as good as I once was
Thats just the cold hard truth
I still throw a few back, talk a little smack
When I'm feelin' bullet proof
So don't double dog dare me now
'Cause I'd have to call your bluff
I ain't as good as I once was
But I'm as good once as I ever was
Maybe not be good as I once was
But I'm as good once as I ever was
toppless ! has anybody ever told you << you kick azz>> :wink:

[Mrs.Racer277]

nashville and highway 16 , they both are good, then there are classic ones also.. :rolleyes:
I don't like those. I guess it is just me. :rolleyes: :D

[Havasu_Dreamin]

don't need a razor for me! :D
I can't believe I just wrote that :sqeyes:
Do tell........... ;)

[Mrs.Racer277]

I like this one!!
I drive an Army Jeep
My bumper sticker reads
'Drink 'til he's cute'
That's what I'm gonna do
Ain't got no serious thing
Don't wear a diamond ring
I got a new tattoo
I think you'll like the view
And in my mind
The sun shines
All the time
Chorus:
('Cause) I'm just a summer girl
I wear my flip flops
When I let my hair down
(That's when the party starts)
(The party never stops)
Who needs a boyfriend
I got my girl friends
When we get together
The summer never ends
Yeah yeah, oh oh oh
(I'm just a summer girl)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
Tanks tops and cutoff jeans
Bikinis and belly rings
We'll make that scene
When the DJ plays 'Dancin' Queen'
Fellas, lay your money down
We'll let'ya buy a round
Don't push your luck
Don't get more than your hopes up
In my world
Day or night
Rain or shine
(Repeat Chorus)
Rap:
Everybody needs a little bit of sunshine
Everybody needs time to unwind
Everybody's got to have a good time
(I'm just a summer girl)
Everybody get up on your feet
Everybody got to shake your body
Everybody got a right to be free
(I'm just a summer girl)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)

[hoolign]

I dont mind that one about party cove..i wanna get in there!! :D goona have to change my name to "hillbillygn" :D

[Vada]

decided to come back did you???

[BADBLOWN572]

Here's a good one for ya Hooli
As Good As I once Was
She said 'I've seen you in here before'
I said 'I've been here a time or two'
She said 'Hello, my name is Bobby Jo
Meet my twin sister Betty Lou
And we're both feeling kinda wild tonight
And you're the only cowboy in this place
And if you're up for a rodeo
We'll put a big Texas smile on your face'
I said 'Girls,'
[CHORUS:]
I ain't as good as I once was
I got a few years on me now
But there was a time back in my prime
When I could really lay it down
And if you need some love tonight
Then I might have just enough
I ain't as good as I once was
But I'm as good once as I ever was
I still hang out with my best friend Dave
I've known him since we were kids at school
Last night he had a few shots
Got in a tight spot hustlin' a game of pool
With a couple of readneck boys
One great big bad biker man
I heard David yell across the room
'Hey buddy, how 'bout a helping hand.'
I said 'Dave,'
[CHORUS:]
I ain't as good as I once was
My how the years have flown
But there was a time back in my prime
When I could really hold my own
But if you wanna fight tonight
Guess thouse boys dont look all that tough
I ain't as good as I once was
But I'm as good once as I ever was
I used to be Hell on wheels
Back when I was younger man
Now my body says 'You can't do this boy'
But my pride says 'Oh, yes you can.'
I ain't as good as I once was
Thats just the cold hard truth
I still throw a few back, talk a little smack
When I'm feelin' bullet proof
So don't double dog dare me now
'Cause I'd have to call your bluff
I ain't as good as I once was
But I'm as good once as I ever was
Maybe not be good as I once was
But I'm as good once as I ever was
I HATE THAT SONG!!! Personally, I think that Toby Keith is a dumb, arrogant, redneck, hick. But, that is just me. I did like a lot of his older stuff, Should Have Been A Cowboy, How Do You Like Me now, etc... His new stuff sucks in my opinion!!!

[hoolign]

decided to come back did you???
Busy around here!
:mad:

[Kim Hanson]

I only get one radio station back in the boondocks and it's country. I aint listened to to much country but some of it is not half bad. But that bloody roadhammer song is stuck in my freakin head and it's startin to drive me nutz :D what are some other "good" upbeat country songz???
There isn't any Hooli, you getting old now, thats the first sign when you start listen to that stuff about my girlfriend left me and took my dog and my truck won't start to go gets me soon beers and then the crying starts...you know what I mean :D
Put it on The Bear........( . )( . ).......... :D

[Vada]

Busy around here!
:mad:
had to do some work finally huh??/ :)

[hoolign]

had to do some work finally huh??/ :)
I work all the time.. There are a few on the boards that would understand just how much work is at this freakin job, like Kim Hanson he's in the same industry. I

[Vada]

I work all the time.. There are a few on the boards that would understand just how much work is at this freakin job, like Kim Hanson he's in the same industry. I
And what Industry might that be??

[hoolign]

And what Industry might that be??
I'm in the adult film buisness

[Vada]

I'm in the adult film buisness
I used to be in that bus too....I had to get out though :p

[Havasu_Dreamin]

Artist: Craig Morgan
Song : Redneck Yacht Club
Lyrics:
i'm meeting my buddies out on the lake
we're headin out to a special place
we love that just a few folks know
there's no signing up, no monthly dues
take your johnson, your mercury or your evinrude and fire it up
meet us out at party cove
come on in' the waters fine
just idle on over and toss us a line
(Chorus)
basstrackers, bayliners and a party barge,
strung together like a floating trailer park anchored out and gettin loud
all summer long side by side there's five
houseboat front porches astroturf,
lawn chairs and tiki torches
regular joes rocking the boat that's us
the redneck yacht club
bermuda's' flip-flops and a tank top tan
popped his first top at ten a.m., thats bob
he's our president
we're checking out the girls on the upper deck rubbin' in 15 spf, its hot
everybody's jumpin' in
later on when the sun goes down
we'll pull out the jar and the old guitar
and pass'em around
(Chorus)
basstrackers, bayliners and a party barge,
strung together like a floating trailer park anchored out and gettin loud
all summer long side by side there's five
houseboat front porches astroturf,
lawn chairs and tiki torches
regular joes rocking the boat that's us
the redneck yacht club
when the party's over and we're all alone
well be making waves in a no wake zone
(Chorus)
basstrackers, bayliners and a party barge,
strung together like a floating trailer park anchored out and gettin loud
all summer long side by side there's five
houseboat front porches astroturf,
lawn chairs and tiki torches
regular joes rocking the boat that's us
the redneck yacht club

[hoolign]

I used to be in that bus too....I had to get out though :p
(Blow) job stress??? :D :D

[ROZ]

Country music, eh? From what country :notam:

[Vada]

(Blow) job stress??? :D :D
That's exactly why I left.....you know how it is.
Guys coming at you from every angle you can think of. :D

[hoolign]

That's exactly why I left.....you know how it is.
Guys coming at you from every angle you can think of. :D
Ahhh no..I dont know..Im just in charge of lighting
:D

[Vada]

Ahhh no..I dont know..Im just in charge of lighting
:D
Oh :redface: :redface: :redface:
nevermind then :eek:

[BADBLOWN572]

The new song that I really like that is out is by Jason Aldean and it is called "Hicktown." That right there is some good quality redneck shiznit! ;)

[topless]

I HATE THAT SONG!!! Personally, I think that Toby Keith is a dumb, arrogant, redneck, hick. But, that is just me. I did like a lot of his older stuff, Should Have Been A Cowboy, How Do You Like Me now, etc... His new stuff sucks in my opinion!!!How do you like me know is my favorite one that he sings but that was back when he WAS arrogant. :D

[pjones]

Nothings wrong....we just have alot of beavers here for some reason :confused:
And I hate when that happens.....

[BADBLOWN572]

How do you like me know is my favorite one that he sings but that was back when he WAS arrogant. :D
I think that Toby Keith is unique. Either people love him or people hate him. I am in the second class of people. Back when he was in town I was offered free tickets to see him I turned them down and said that I would rather go through a root canal with no anesthetic (?sp) than see Toby Keith. :eek: ;) :D

[SummitKarl]

Will my dog come home??
:confused: :confused: :D
OMG.......FROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hooli your hearing my favorite country song right now :D

[pjones]

don't need a razor for me! :D
I can't believe I just wrote that :sqeyes:
Well alriiighty then.... :)

[SummitKarl]

don't need a razor for me! :D
I can't believe I just wrote that :sqeyes:
ok now I know Vida is a DUDE!!!!!!!!!!! :idea:

[Vada]

ok now I know Vida is a DUDE!!!!!!!!!!! :idea:
why's that????
Cause I use a razor??? :confused:
I don't understand

[topless]

I think that Toby Keith is unique. Either people love him or people hate him. I am in the second class of people. Back when he was in town I was offered free tickets to see him I turned them down and said that I would rather go through a root canal with no anesthetic (?sp) than see Toby Keith. :eek: ;) :DLMAO!!!! Thats how I feel about the Dixie Chicks.

[Vada]

LMAO!!!! Thats how I feel about the Dixie Chicks.
uggggggggg....I'm with you on this one!

[SummitKarl]

why's that????
Cause I use a razor??? :confused:
I don't understand
Reverse Psychology :jawdrop: :D

[Vada]

Reverse Psychology :jawdrop: :D
you wanna see? :p

[atomickitn]

you wanna see? :p
i wanna see !....... pics! :D

[SummitKarl]

you wanna see? :p
ahhh........ well........... I am extremly Homophobic so as long as promiss not to make me gag..........ok! :)

[hoolign]

Well ..I'm goin country..wrote my first song
I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer
(chorus)
I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer
How do ya like my first song?? It's gonna be #1 within 3 days :D :D

[hoolign]

you wanna see? :p
Show us your tits :D ..NOW WOMAN ( hmm that didnt work last time so) ..RIGHT NOW WOMAN :D

[SummitKarl]

Well ..I'm goin country..wrote my first song
I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer
(chorus)
I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer
How do ya like my first song?? It's gonna be #1 within 3 days :D :D
I still like this one

[atomickitn]

Well ..I'm goin country..wrote my first song
I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer
(chorus)
I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer
How do ya like my first song?? It's gonna be #1 within 3 days :D :D
nice already stuck in my head :boxed:

[Vada]

Show us your tits :D ..NOW WOMAN ( hmm that didnt work last time so) ..RIGHT NOW WOMAN :D
lmao!!!
Now that's better!!!!!

[Miss Perfect]

Well ..I'm goin country..wrote my first song
I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer
(chorus)
I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer I like beer
How do ya like my first song?? It's gonna be #1 within 3 days :D :D
OMFG, once again you have made me spit my drink up! Thanks alot! :D

[atomickitn]

how about please show us your tits........ thanks! :wink:

[hoolign]

I still like this one
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Sorta puts a tear in the ol eye..dont it!

[Vada]

OMFG, once again you have made me spit my drink up! Thanks alot! :D
Does he do this often?

[SummitKarl]

Show us your tits :D ..NOW WOMAN ( hmm that didnt work last time so) ..RIGHT NOW WOMAN :D
doHOOOOOO, I was just about to reverse the reverse and you tripple reversed me :hammer2:
I did not learn the quaddruple reverse (out sick that day) :D

[hoolign]

this is the second track
I gots meeeeeeeeee......six chickennnnnnnnnnns
and they stink real bad
my poooooorrrrr dog run way from hoooooooome
now I's real saaaaaaaaad
gots me a traaaaaaaaaaaactorrrr..... it aint gots a hitch
wife left with its tirrrrrrrrrres
she sold em that bitch
passed out in the barnyarrrrrrrrrd
and fukk do I itch

[Vada]

this is the second track
I gots meeeeeeeeee......six chickennnnnnnnnnns
and they stink real bad
my poooooorrrrr dog run way from hoooooooome
now I's real saaaaaaaaad
gots me a traaaaaaaaaaaactorrrr..... it aint gots a hitch
wife left with its tirrrrrrrrrres
she sold em that bitch
passed out in the barnyarrrrrrrrrd
and fukk do I itch
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THATS A HIT RIGHT THERE FOR SURE! WANT TO SELL ME A COPY?

[SummitKarl]

this is the second track
I gots meeeeeeeeee......six chickennnnnnnnnnns
and they stink real bad
my poooooorrrrr dog run way from hoooooooome
now I's real saaaaaaaaad
gots me a traaaaaaaaaaaactorrrr..... it aint gots a hitch
wife left with its tirrrrrrrrrres
she sold em that bitch
passed out in the barnyarrrrrrrrrd
and fukk do I itch
it's smashing

[atomickitn]

lets hear the third verse! yeeeeee haaaaaa :D

[hoolign]

[QUOTE=SummitKarl]it's smashing
All I gotta do is get faith hill on ***boat now..and i'll be at the grand ol orgy within a week :D

[hoolign]

lets hear the third verse! yeeeeee haaaaaa :D
Well my people are talkin with Mgraws people and theres some royalties to pay if i do.use that....you wouldnt understand..us music folk can get down right technical somtimes :D :D

[atomickitn]

Well my people are talkin with Mgraws people and theres some royalties to pay if i do.use that....you wouldnt understand..us music folk can get down right technical somtimes :D :D
splain it to me lucy ;)

[hoolign]

splain it to me lucy ;)
Splain it??? hell i'm not even sure what i'm talikin about ..yet alone splain it :D

[Mrs.Racer277]

this is the second track
I gots meeeeeeeeee......six chickennnnnnnnnnns
and they stink real bad
my poooooorrrrr dog run way from hoooooooome
now I's real saaaaaaaaad
gots me a traaaaaaaaaaaactorrrr..... it aint gots a hitch
wife left with its tirrrrrrrrrres
she sold em that bitch
passed out in the barnyarrrrrrrrrd
and fukk do I itch
OMG! LMAO!!! I am laughing so hard I can not see thru the tears. :) :)

[hoolign]

OMG! LMAO!!! I am laughing so hard I can not see thru the tears. :) :)
Hey ..it's a sad song..thats nothing to laugh at ....

[Mrs.Racer277]

Hey ..it's a sad song..thats nothing to laugh at ....
Is this better??? :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: I said there were tears involved. :D

[atomickitn]

oh man i can not stop laughing, you crack me up :D

[SummitKarl]

hooli go edit your post 80
delete the embd out of my quote to fix this thread

[Vada]

I can't stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Streams of tears are just rolling down!!!!!

[hoolign]

hooli go edit your post 80
delete the embd out of my quote to fix this thread
I looked inpost eightyyyyyyyyyyyyy
aint nuthin there
What should i do noooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I am unawaaaaaaarrrrrrreee

[Miss Perfect]

hooli go edit your post 80
delete the embd out of my quote to fix this thread
Yes please..... it freezes my computer up for a minute everytime I refresh this thread. I just know the big boss is going to walk by. Don't get me fired cause then one of you suckers is going to have to hire me!

[NashvilleBound]

Craig Morgan........... Redneck Yacht Club
Sweet Cherry Pie .......... Hillbillies
Blue Country .......... Good Little Girls
Faith Hill ........... Mississippi Girl
Tracy Atkins .......... Rough and ready
Brooks and Dunn.......... Play something country
toby Keith .......... Not as good as I once was
Hope this is what your looking for......

[Vada]

What the hell is going on?????
Everything is feezing up all of the time now!!!!

[hoolign]

Better??

[Vada]

Better??
a little bit

[hoolign]

Craig Morgan........... Redneck Yacht Club
Sweet Cherry Pie .......... Hillbillies
Blue Country .......... Good Little Girls
Faith Hill ........... Mississippi Girl
Tracy Atkins .......... Rough and ready
Brooks and Dunn.......... Play something country
toby Keith .......... Not as good as I once was
Hope this is what your looking for......
I'm gonna have to check em out thanks....

[Miss Perfect]

Better??
yes, thank you.

[NashvilleBound]

I'm gonna have to check em out thanks....
If I would have had my Magic 3 weeks earlier I would have been in...along with the boat...the Craig Morgan video, Redneck Yacht Club..... He asked if I could line up some local boats and such..... maybe the next one.

[JB in so cal]

If I would have had my Magic 3 weeks earlier I would have been in...along with the boat...the Craig Morgan video, Redneck Yacht Club..... He asked if I could line up some local boats and such..... maybe the next one.
Uh, ohhhhh. I smell another thread. :cool:

[hoolign]

If I would have had my Magic 3 weeks earlier I would have been in...along with the boat...the Craig Morgan video, Redneck Yacht Club..... He asked if I could line up some local boats and such..... maybe the next one.
I'm gonna need to speak with this Craig morgan...Once my six chicken song hits the airwaves... i'm gonna need an opening act :D

[NashvilleBound]

Uh, ohhhhh. I smell another thread. :cool:LMAO....not hardly slim......it was just bad timing....

[SummitKarl]

LMAO....not hardly slim......it was just bad timing....
OH come on NB it's just about time for some popcorn---PLEASE :D

[hoolign]

LMAO....not hardly slim......it was just bad timing....
well ..yer in the henhouse now bubba reckon ya might as well kill some chickens...
I got this freakin lingo down pat! :D

[pjones]

I dont know what's funnier. The six chicken song
or djunkies drunk neighbor....oooh hey I got it....
get him to be in the video.

[Miss Perfect]

I dont know what's funnier. The six chicken song
or djunkies drunk neighbor....oooh hey I got it....
get him to be in the video.
OMG, I think you're on to something. He could sing the chorus......
I Like Beer I Like Beer I Like Beer I Like Beer I Like Beer I Like Beer I Like Beer I Like Beer I Like Beer I Like Beer I Like Beer I Like Beer I Like Beer I Like Beer I Like Beer I Like Beer I Like Beer I Like Beer I Like Beer I Like Beer I Like Beer

[SummitKarl]

hooli's warming up his voice

[hoolign]

I like that song they sing in that soggy bottom movie with cloonie in it..that kills me the way they sing it.. :D :D

[hoolign]

hooli's warming up his voice
<embed src="http://sounds.wavcentral.com/movies/austin/meow_mix.mp3" autostart="true" loop="false" width="0" height="0"></embed>
why cant i hear any of these wavs???? :confused:

[hoolign]

This is the second track
I gots meeeeeeeeee......six chickennnnnnnnnnns
and they stink real bad
my poooooorrrrr dog run way from hoooooooome
now I's real saaaaaaaaad
gots me a traaaaaaaaaaaactorrrr..... it aint gots a hitch
wife left with its tirrrrrrrrrres
she sold em that bitch
passed out in the barnyarrrrrrrrrd
and fukk do I itch
just went a swiminnnnnnnn...in herberts poooooonddddd
aint no pond he says..septic taaaaaaaaaank
oohh lord i'm a smelllllllliinnnnn
and man its raaaaaaaaannkkk
went to doctorrrrrrrrr...he said I's siiiiiiiick
sumtin booouuuuuuut ..a wood tick
gimme some medicatiooooooooooon..to take with beeeeeeer
nows Im traveliiiiiiiiinnn.while standin heeeeeeeeere
This is gonna be on hee haw..I can see it now..
:D :D