PHOTOGLOU
08-30-2005, 12:05 PM
>>> > > A Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriffs
>>> Deputy.
>>> > >
>>> > > He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is
>>> sure that
>> he
>>> > has
>>> > > a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and
>>> have some
>>> fun
>>> > at
>>> > > the deputies expense...........
>>> > >
>>> > > * Deputy says, "License and registration, please."
>>> > >
>>> > > * Lawyer says, "What for?"
>>> > >
>>> > > * Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the
>>> stop sign"
>>> > >
>>> > > * Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
>>> > >
>>> > > * Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop.
>>> License and
>>> > > registration, please."
>>> > >
>>> > > * Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
>>> > >
>>> > > * Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a
>>> complete
>> stop,
>>> > > that's the law.
>>> > >
>>> > > License and registration, please!"
>>> > >
>>> > > * Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference
>>> between slow
>>> > > down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and
>>> you give
>> me
>>> > the
>>> > > ticket, If not you let me go and no ticket."
>>> > >
>>> > > * Deputy says, "Exit your vehicle, sir."
>>> > >
>>> > > * At this point, the Deputy takes out his nightstick and
>>> starts
>> beating
>>> > the
>>> > > ever-loving crap out of the Lawyer and says:
>>> > >
>>> > > "DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP OR JUST SLOW DOWN?"
>>> Deputy.
>>> > >
>>> > > He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is
>>> sure that
>> he
>>> > has
>>> > > a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and
>>> have some
>>> fun
>>> > at
>>> > > the deputies expense...........
>>> > >
>>> > > * Deputy says, "License and registration, please."
>>> > >
>>> > > * Lawyer says, "What for?"
>>> > >
>>> > > * Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the
>>> stop sign"
>>> > >
>>> > > * Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
>>> > >
>>> > > * Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop.
>>> License and
>>> > > registration, please."
>>> > >
>>> > > * Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
>>> > >
>>> > > * Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a
>>> complete
>> stop,
>>> > > that's the law.
>>> > >
>>> > > License and registration, please!"
>>> > >
>>> > > * Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference
>>> between slow
>>> > > down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and
>>> you give
>> me
>>> > the
>>> > > ticket, If not you let me go and no ticket."
>>> > >
>>> > > * Deputy says, "Exit your vehicle, sir."
>>> > >
>>> > > * At this point, the Deputy takes out his nightstick and
>>> starts
>> beating
>>> > the
>>> > > ever-loving crap out of the Lawyer and says:
>>> > >
>>> > > "DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP OR JUST SLOW DOWN?"