So....What the hell happend ????.....

[SHAKEN Not Stirred]

Man......
My old man really had it good!!!!!! :idea:
Here's your homework ladies !!!!!!
;)
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1780Ladies_.bmp
Hehe!!!
Later,
CJG
:D

[Vada]

FIRSTLY........................
ahhh....Fuc IT! :burningm:

[NOTALENT]

HAHA Props to the woman who lived by that!!! :rollside: thats just damn funny!

[Jordy]

Hmmm... :idea: :D :D :D

[riverbound]

FIRSTLY........................
ahhh....Fuc IT! :burningm:
You ask what happened??? See above quote :D Get back in the kitchen and stop typing :D

[Vada]

You ask what happened??? See above quote :D Get back in the kitchen and stop typing :D
I'm pretty good at kicking smart mouths in the junk :D

[NOTALENT]

I'm pretty good at kicking smart mouths in the junk :D
I'm sorry, but that is just uncalled for!!! :yuk: :220v: :D

[Vada]

I'm sorry, but that is just uncalled for!!! :yuk: :220v: :D
and you're next :p :p

[riverbound]

I'm pretty good at kicking smart mouths in the junk :D
I rest my case :wink: I will be home a little late so make sure my dinner is still warm and my slippers are ready :eek:

[atomickitn]

I'm pretty good at kicking smart mouths in the junk :D
go ahead , ill bet you dont have the BALLS! :D

[Vada]

I rest my case :wink: I will be home a little late so make sure my dinner is still warm and my slippers are ready :eek:
what would you like for dinner honey? Anything you want, you got it :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[NOTALENT]

and you're next :p :p
I really love pain and all...but that's a differnt type of pain no man should endure....However I will let you slap me around a bit... :crossx:

[Vada]

go ahead , ill bet you dont have the BALLS! :D
I don't have a reason to kick you in the junk,
YET :D

[riverbound]

what would you like for dinner honey? Anything you want, you got it :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Steak and ...... :D

[Riverkid]

3rd bullet down "be a little gay and a little more interesting to him". :idea: Hmm I don't think they meant for that one to cross over?

[spectratoad]

It all started with TV dinners. Blame Swanson. I saw an old commercial and it said that the dinners were intended to free up the ladies time to read the paper, see what is going on outside the home. Next thing you know their burning bra's and voting. Blame Swanson. :cool: :p :cool:

[rivergoer]

get him vada!!!hahaha...hey bill btw you suck!!! hahaha :D

[riverbound]

It all started with TV dinners. Blame Swanson. I saw an old commercial and it said that the dinners were intended to free up the ladies time to read the paper, see what is going on outside the home. Next thing you know their burning bra's and voting. Blame Swanson. :cool: :p :cool:
We should have never taught them to read :D

[Vada]

We should have never taught them to read :D
:sqeyes:

[riverbound]

:sqeyes:
:D :D :D :devil:

[Vada]

ummmm...yeah........I'm gonna need your address....so that I can beat the...I mean make you steak and potatoes :220v:

[PalapaHead]

Classic. This one always does well.

[riverbound]

ummmm...yeah........I'm gonna need your address....so that I can beat the...I mean make you steak and potatoes :220v:
I said nothing about potatoes ;)

[Foxy99]

Steak and ...... :D
Humm???

[atomickitn]

I don't have a reason to kick you in the junk,
YET :D
hummm so does this mean you want to?

[Foxy99]

get him vada!!!hahaha...hey bill btw you suck!!! hahaha :D
Keep Talking Steven... You ass will be handed to you when you get home. :burningm:

[Vada]

hummm so does this mean you want to?
NEVER :D

[atomickitn]

I like tacos! :D

[riverbound]

Keep Talking Steven... You ass will be handed to you when you get home. :burningm:
Get him Babe. :argue:

[riverbound]

Humm???
You forgot the "er" on the end :devil:

[atomickitn]

NEVER :D
thats good because my package has been through enough, with all the shipping and, re packing, damm ups/ fed ex, looks like im just gonna have to send it pony express! :rolleyes:

[Vada]

You forgot the "er" on the end :devil:
:jawdrop: :supp:
lol

[Foxy99]

You forgot the "er" on the end :devil:
You forgot something all together :idea:

[riverbound]

You forgot something all together :idea:
OK I wil buy and cook the steak ;)

[OGShocker]

The World went to hell when someone found the female orgasm. ;)

[Mrs.charitycase]

I DON'T THINK WE NEED YOU RETARDS TO TELL US HOW TO TREAT A MAN.
After all...There are some things that make up for what we don't get done in the day! LMAO
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/2473DSCF0815.JPG
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/2473DSCF0816.JPG
Whoever wrote that is just plain RUDE!

[riverbound]

OMG :lightsabe
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/2473DSCF0816.JPG

[Vada]

You tell em!!!! :D

[atomickitn]

You tell em!!!! :D
hay hay hay ! woman!..... oops yeah yeah i know! :rollside:

[OGShocker]

OMG :lightsabe
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/2473DSCF0816.JPG
When I die I want to come back as a can.

[Mrs.charitycase]

The World went to hell when someone found the female orgasm. ;)
Yeah?...You must suck at it then!

[riverbound]

You tell em!!!! :D
Did you get my dinner done yet?

[Mrs.charitycase]

Did you get my dinner done yet?
You're nacho...Eat yourself.

[OGShocker]

Yeah?...You must suck at it then!
It depends on your definition of suck. :rollside:
PS. You know I was kidding? Geez, someone needs a hug today. :)

[Vada]

Did you get my dinner done yet?
wanna fight? :D

[Mrs.charitycase]

Did you get my dinner done yet?
Yeah ..she did..It's out in the pedigree bag...LMAO

[Vada]

Yeah ..she did..It's out in the pedigree bag...LMAO
lol!

[riverbound]

Yeah ..she did..It's out in the pedigree bag...LMAO
Hey...I only ate dog food once....and it was ok because I was really drunk :redface:

[riverbound]

wanna fight? :D
What do you call a woman with 2 black eyes???

[Vada]

:confused:

[riverbound]

:confused:
The biatch that didnt listen...twice ;)

[Vada]

The biatch that didnt listen...twice ;)
I'm calling the abuse hotline right now :p

[Mrs.charitycase]

What do you call a woman with 2 black eyes???
Battered???????? SO THIS THREAD IS LEADING TO more you want from your girl? Geez buy a punching bag.

[OGShocker]

Battered???????? SO THIS THREAD IS LEADING TO more you want from your girl? Geez buy a punching bag.
Are you mad at me.?. :hammerhea

[Foxy99]

Benefits of Being a Woman
We got off the Titanic first.
We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
We can cry and get off speeding fines.
We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
Taxis stop for us.
Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
Free drinks, free dinners.
We can hug our friends without wondering if they're gay.
We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
If we're not making enough money we can blame the glass ceiling.
It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.
If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
We have the ability to dress ourselves.
We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
We'll never regret piercing our ears.
We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
We'll never discover we've been duped by a Wonderbra.
We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark

[Foxy99]

Sorry had to throw it up there.... :devil:

[Vada]

Benefits of Being a Woman
We got off the Titanic first.
We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
We can cry and get off speeding fines.
We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
Taxis stop for us.
Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
Free drinks, free dinners.
We can hug our friends without wondering if they're gay.
We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
If we're not making enough money we can blame the glass ceiling.
It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.
If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
We have the ability to dress ourselves.
We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
We'll never regret piercing our ears.
We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
We'll never discover we've been duped by a Wonderbra.
We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark
good one!

[riverbound]

Battered???????? SO THIS THREAD IS LEADING TO more you want from your girl? Geez buy a punching bag.
Beofre you take ANYTHING I say here seriously. I was joking. I would never hit a woman and have beat the $hit out of guys who do. And I do prefer a woman who has her $hit together and doesnt have to rely on a man to get by.

[Mrs.charitycase]

Are you mad at me.?. :hammerhea
No.

[OGShocker]

No.
That is great news! You can go make your man's lunch now.. :D

[riverbound]

Benefits of Being a Woman
We have the ability to dress ourselves.
Hey...what are trying to say ??

[Mrs.charitycase]

Beofre you take ANYTHING I say here seriously. I was joking. I would never hit a woman and have beat the $hit out of guys who do. And I do prefer a woman who has her $hit together and doesnt have to rely on a man to get by.
I didn't think so. I guess I just wonder why people type stuff that they don't mean.

[riverbound]

I didn't think so. I guess I just wonder why people type stuff that they don't mean.
To see how far people will overreact to something they read on the internet :crossx:

[Mrs.charitycase]

To see how far people will overreact to something they read on the internet :crossx:
Alrighty.

[Vada]

I think we deserve an apology :D

[atomickitn]

im sorry ! not sure what for :wink:

[riverbound]

I think we deserve an apology :D
Youre still cooking my dinner right??? :D

[Mrs.charitycase]

Youre still cooking my dinner right??? :D
LMAO!...Men. :rolleyes:

[Foxy99]

Youre still cooking my dinner right??? :D
You are sooo in trouble..

[OGShocker]

Youre still cooking my dinner right??? :D
Persistence pays!!!

[Mrs.charitycase]

You are sooo in trouble..
Hey atleast he respects his girl....He's telling someone else to do it. LOL!!

[Vada]

Youre still cooking my dinner right??? :D
i hope you're wearing a jock strap :D

[Mrs.charitycase]

i hope you're wearing a jock strap :D
XS

[riverbound]

Hey atleast he respects his girl....He's telling someone else to do it. LOL!!
the dinner is for Me and My girl. :D :D Hopefully that gets me out of trouble :jawdrop:

[Mrs.charitycase]

the dinner is for Me and My girl. :D :D Hopefully that gets me out of trouble :jawdrop:
LOL!!!!

[riverbound]

the dinner is for Me and My girl. :D :D Hopefully that gets me out of trouble :jawdrop:
If that doesnt work then.....What size what that thing you wanted ???? :D

[desertbird]

My how the times they have changed....... :cry: