Michael Moore's letter to President Bush

[Ultra5150]

They should just raid his fridge..... I am sure there is enough to feed all of Louisiana in there. What an a-hole.
Michael Moore's letter to George W. Bush
September 1, 2005
VACATION'S OVER: An Open Letter
Dear Mr. Bush:
Any idea where all our helicopters are? It's Day 5 of
Hurricane Katrina and
thousands remain stranded in New Orleans and need to
be airlifted. Where on
earth could you have misplaced all our military
choppers? Do you need help
finding them? I once lost my car in a Sears parking
lot. Man, was that a drag.
Also, any idea where all our national guard soldiers
are? We could really
use them right now for the type of thing they signed
up to do like helping
with national disasters. How come they weren't there
to begin with?
Last Thursday I was in south Florida and sat outside
while the eye of
Hurricane Katrina passed over my head. It was only a
Category 1 then but it
was pretty nasty. Eleven people died and, as of today,
there were still
homes without power. That night the weatherman said
this storm was on its
way to New Orleans. That was Thursday! Did anybody
tell you? I know you
didn't want to interrupt your vacation and I know how
you don't like to get
bad news. Plus, you had fundraisers to go to and
mothers of dead soldiers to
ignore and smear. You sure showed her!
I especially like how, the day after the hurricane,
instead of flying to
Louisiana, you flew to San Diego to party with your
business peeps. Don't
let people criticize you for this -- after all, the
hurricane was over and
what the heck could you do, put your finger in the
dike?
And don't listen to those who, in the coming days,
will reveal how you
specifically reduced the Army Corps of Engineers'
budget for New Orleans
this summer for the third year in a row. You just tell
them that even if you
hadn't cut the money to fix those levees, there
weren't going to be any Army
engineers to fix them anyway because you had a much
more important
construction job for them -- BUILDING DEMOCRACY IN
IRAQ!
On Day 3, when you finally left your vacation home, I
have to say I was
moved by how you had your Air Force One pilot descend
from the clouds as you
flew over New Orleans so you could catch a quick look
of the disaster. Hey,
I know you couldn't stop and grab a bullhorn and stand
on some rubble and
act like a commander in chief. Been there done that.
There will be those who will try to politicize this
tragedy and try to use
it against you. Just have your people keep pointing
that out. Respond to
nothing. Even those pesky scientists who predicted
this would happen because
the water in the Gulf of Mexico is getting hotter and
hotter making a storm
like this inevitable. Ignore them and all their global
warming Chicken
Littles. There is nothing unusual about a hurricane
that was so wide it
would be like having one F-4 tornado that stretched
from New York to Cleveland.
No, Mr. Bush, you just stay the course. It's not your
fault that 30 percent
of New Orleans lives in poverty or that tens of
thousands had no
transportation to get out of town. C'mon, they're
black! I mean, it's not
like this happened to Kennebunkport. Can you imagine
leaving white people on
their roofs for five days? Don't make me laugh! Race
has nothing -- NOTHING
-- to do with this!
You hang in there, Mr. Bush. Just try to find a few of
our Army helicopters
and send them there. Pretend the people of New Orleans
and the Gulf Coast
are near Tikrit.
Yours,
Michael Moore

[HocusPocus]

Michael Moore is a big fat slob who loves to make money on misery.

[Poster X]

:rolleyes:

[Phat Matt]

Michael Moore is a big fat slob who loves to make money on misery.
I bet he ate the pen after he was done writing it. :eat:

[Powerquestboy]

He is a monday morning quaterback! I dont care what color you are if you live below sea level I would think this is something you might expect.

[bordsmnj]

i guess by now that michele ***** is the only guy that hasn't heard about the idiots opening fire on helicoptors over there. somebody give Michelle the keys to the chopper.

[Jyruiz]

He is a fat bastard with nothing better to do.

[Mrs. 4-B]

Couldn't even read the whole letter! Michael Moore can kiss my a$$! :umm: :argue:

[Poster X]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/collective/dnaimages/021107/michaelmoore.jpg

[Super D]

Wow - that letter was right on the money. Hard to argue with the facts. Even if he is fat.

[78Southwind]

Once I got to "business peeps" I stopped reading it. I really wonder if Michael Moore uses internet slang. :messedup:

[pjones]

Couldn't even read the whole letter! Michael Moore can kiss my a$$! :umm: :argue:
Same here.....what an ass....
He needs to shut the f up and open his checkbook
instead of his mouth....
PJ

[havaduner]

F**K Michael Moore!!

[moneysucker]

I can't stand that fat queer. Someone needs to punch him in the nuts. Worthless hippy piece of crap. WHy doesn't he send some of the money he has made by bad mouthing everyone and help them himself. What a waste of skin.

[1stepcloser]

I'm just sitting here shaking my head.

[Phat Matt]

Once I got to "business peeps" I stopped reading it. I really wonder if Michael Moore uses internet slang. :messedup:
Maybe you should keep reading it then because it is true. He did write it.
http://www.michaelmoore.com/words/message/index.php?messageDate=2005-09-02

[Poster X]

http://paxhumana.info/IMG/gif/michaelmoore_approved.gif

[***boateditor]

He is a fat bastard with nothing better to do.
I resemble that remark! :p

[All IN]

Michael Moore is an a**hole.

[Creator]

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Got this from PasteEaters.com
How Fat Is Michael Moore
How fat is Michael Moore?
He’s so fat that:
1. When he was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease the doctor gave him 13
years to live.
2. He has 3 smaller men orbiting around him.
3. They have to use grease to get him out of the bathtub.
4. He has to put his belt on with a boomerang.
5. If you yell "Kool-Aid," he comes crashing through the wall.
6. He’s protected by Green Peace.
7. People use his belly button to hide their valuables.
8. He once woke up to find Sir Edmund Hillary placing a flag on his belly.
9. Vandals keep spray-painting “Goodyear” on his sides.
10. He gets nervous when he hears any mention of thinning out of herds.
11. He can legally use the carpool lane, even when he travels alone.
12. Instead of toilet paper, a bolt of fabric hangs next to his toilet.
13. He broke his leg and gravy poured out.
14. His body has it’s own zip code.
15. His floors buckle, but his belts won't.
16. He has his own gravitational pull.
17.You have to grease the doorframe and hold a twinkie on the other side just to
get him through.
18. Someone tried to drive around him and ran out of gas.
19. When he dances at a concert the whole band skips.
20. He has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
21. He goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
22. The National Weather Agency assigns names to his farts.
23. His waste size is larger than his I.Q.
24. He rolled over in his sleep, and woke up in another state.
25. When he steps on a fortune telling scale, it spits out a card that says “One
at a time, please”
26. When he sits around the house, he sits AROUND the house!
27. 8x10’s of him are in feet.
28. When he hauls ass he has to make two trips.
29. When he walks in front of your TV you miss half of the program you’re
watching.
30. His body has its own congressman.
31. His cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
32. His high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
33. His driver's license says "Picture continued on the other side."
34. The back of his neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
35. The restaurants in town have signs that say: Maximum Occupancy: 240 patrons
or Michael Moore.
36. When he ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
37. He sells shade at the beach.
38. When he goes to a restaurant, he doesn't get a menu - he gets an estimate.
39. He plays pool with the planets.
40. His belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
41. He put on a yellow jacket and kids tried to board him after school.
42. When he goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
43. They have to use rail-crossing gates when he walks across the street.
44. He wakes up on BOTH sides of the bed.
45. He has to use the Aids quilt to cover up.

[AZKC]

I love it when he pokes the bear. Moore for president :D ;)

[SummitKarl]

ok lets be real nice to this guy and get him to Havasu, tie his A$$ up in the middle of the channel, start up all our boats let them idle, and just walk away for a hour. :smile:

[Riverkid]

^^^ If you can make it TWO hours, Karl, drinks are on me...

[Sleek-Jet]

I love it when he pokes the bear. Moore for president :D ;)
Poke, poke, poke.... stir, stir, stir.... :D :D

[Ultrafied]

I laugh, everyone poking fun at his weight. I just wished I had written the letter myself. :D

[Blown Spectra]

woww... just because he's fat he dumb?????
i think their are more fat people on these boards sitting behind the screen and drunk talking about a guy who makes sense about what bush is doing, than Michael Moore. get your head out of your ass's people and notice things around you.
just my O2
eric

[TOBTEK]

I dont understand......if he hates it
so much here in the United states, and our government is so dumb. WHY DOESNT HE MOVE TO ANOTHER COUNTRY? Id like to see him do all his JAW JACKING over in Iraq. He'd be headless in about 5 min's.

[98 Vector 21]

Michael Moore is a big fat slob who loves to make money on misery.
I agree....opinions are like assholes Mr. Moore just has 2 !

[Blown Spectra]

I dont understand......if he hates it
so much here in the United states, and our government is so dumb. WHY DOESNT HE MOVE TO ANOTHER COUNTRY? Id like to see him do all his JAW JACKING over in Iraq. He'd be headless in about 5 min's.
come on bud, hes on the people's side. the poeple that live in the states. whats he gonna do go to turkey and complain about the states from their?
eric

[98 Vector 21]

woww... just because he's fat he dumb?????
i think their are more fat people on these boards sitting behind the screen and drunk talking about a guy who makes sense about what bush is doing, than Michael Moore. get your head out of your ass's people and notice things around you.
just my O2
eric
Im fat, not drunk, But please get the whole story not just the left side. Thats a lot like sending Tom Lykes to your daughters 18th birthday!

[HocusPocus]

come on bud, hes on the people's side. the poeple that live in the states. whats he gonna do go to turkey and complain about the states from their?
eric
MM could give a crap less about any people unless he can make money from them.
http://vikingphoenix.com/e2004/michaelmoore/msmm2.jpg

[CornWater]

I bet NO talent would appreciate that letter... :rollside:

[BowTie Rick]

Michael Moore is dumber than I though. Today is day 4, not day 5. The hurricane was Monday morning making today, day 4. Brilliant spokesperson the dems have there.

[HocusPocus]

Michael Moore is dumber than I though. Today is day 4, not day 5. The hurricane was Monday morning making today, day 4. Brilliant spokesperson the dems have there.
i wouldn't call him a spokesperson for the dems.. because there isn't a democrat in office that you see going after michaels support. even they like to keep their distance from him.

[Blown Spectra]

alright can someone tell me how beating on Bush could possibly make you rich?
i think that bush should erase Iroq from the planet, dont get me wrong who ever is guilty on the war subject should freakin die. but not helping how he should help to those people in NO's is wrong admit it. the american people will have more money raised for help than what he will offer.
does it make sense or not. (please let me know if not)
thanks
eric

[jdogginla]

just my .02..........but nice lil letter :D

[Creator]

alright can someone tell me how beating on Bush could possibly make you rich?
i think that bush should erase Iroq from the planet, dont get me wrong who ever is guilty on the war subject should freakin die. but not helping how he should help to those people in NO's is wrong admit it. the american people will have more money raised for help than what he will offer.
does it make sense or not. (please let me know if not)
thanks
eric
Maybe it's just me but I don't understand any of your post's. I guess we should blame your poor grammar on Bush too. If you could convey your point in proper english maybe someone could comment on your thoughts... I'm not bagging on you or flaming, I'm just having a hard time understanding you.

[HocusPocus]

alright can someone tell me how beating on Bush could possibly make you rich?
i think that bush should erase Iroq from the planet, dont get me wrong who ever is guilty on the war subject should freakin die. but not helping how he should help to those people in NO's is wrong admit it. the american people will have more money raised for help than what he will offer.
does it make sense or not. (please let me know if not)
thanks
eric
guess you didn't see his so called "documentary"? a total bush bash.. and im sure michael didn't make a penny from it. :hammerhea :hammerhea

[Blown Spectra]

Maybe it's just me but I don't understand any of your post's. I guess we should blame your poor grammar on Bush too. If you could convey your point in proper english maybe someone could comment on your thoughts... I'm not bagging on you or flaming, I'm just having a hard time understanding you.
wow... that bad huh... why is itthat others can understand it.
by the way= its from typing fast...
eric

[Blown Spectra]

guess you didn't see his so called "documentary"? a total bush bash.. and im sure michael didn't make a penny from it. :hammerhea :hammerhea
no bud i did see it, but dont it really look like hes doing it for the pleasure of banging on bush and not the money?
anyways, people i;m out gott go home. talk to you guys later
eric

[98 Vector 21]

guess you didn't see his so called "documentary"? a total bush bash.. and im sure michael didn't make a penny from it. :hammerhea :hammerhea
He made money dont fool your self as him being a non-profit photo-journalist!

[Ducatista]

As long as the Dems keep Micheal Moore as there unoffical spokes hole, there will be Republican's in the White House in 2008. What a jack-azz! :mad: