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Tom Brown
09-13-2005, 12:41 PM
I'm following Flashover's lead. It's a good idea. Ask anything you like.

Debbolas
09-13-2005, 12:43 PM
Have you read "Pride and Prejudice" by Jane Austin? :D

Tom Brown
09-13-2005, 12:47 PM
No but I once peeled a booger out of my nose and left it in the ashtray of an Austin Mini.

Debbolas
09-13-2005, 12:48 PM
No but I once peeled a booger out of my nose and left it in the ash tray of an Austin Mini.
Are ya kinda big into booger peeling? :p

WYRD
09-13-2005, 12:49 PM
Ever had sex in an igloo :confused:

syke-o
09-13-2005, 12:49 PM
light beer or regular??

Flashover
09-13-2005, 12:49 PM
Do you like to eat the leftover steak fat from the BBQ??? :crossx:

Her454
09-13-2005, 12:51 PM
I'm following Flashover's lead. It's a good idea. Ask anything you like.
Boxers or Briefs? :rollside:

Tom Brown
09-13-2005, 12:51 PM
Ever had sex in an igloo :confused:
No but once, when I forgot my key, I cut my way into my igloo with a stream of urine.

Miss Perfect
09-13-2005, 12:51 PM
Ever had sex in an igloo :confused:
The more important question here is have you ever stroked a penguin?

Tom Brown
09-13-2005, 12:53 PM
light beer or regular??
I was never tough enough to drink beer. I drink sherry from a smokie cup.

WYRD
09-13-2005, 12:53 PM
What does eskimo pie taste like :crossx:

SummitKarl
09-13-2005, 12:53 PM
Humm what should I ask :devil:
Have you jibbled hooli's picklet lately?
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Tom Brown
09-13-2005, 12:53 PM
Do you like to eat the leftover steak fat from the BBQ??? :crossx:
Leftover steak fat? Are you kidding? If it's nice and crispy from the que, it's getting eaten right away.

1stepcloser
09-13-2005, 12:53 PM
Tom,
What are your thoughts on World economy? Specifically the rising costs of energy and the long term effects they may/may not have on the political stability on the regions being hit the hardest?
OR;
How do yoy like your coffee?

Tom Brown
09-13-2005, 12:54 PM
Are ya kinda big into booger peeling? :p
I love the smell when a nugget dislodges from my septum.

Tom Brown
09-13-2005, 12:55 PM
The more important question here is have you ever stroked a penguin?
Penguins can't masturbate. Their flippers aren't sufficiently dexterous. ... and... since I'm a friend of animals everywhere...

Tom Brown
09-13-2005, 12:55 PM
Boxers or Briefs? :rollside:
Briefs. I enjoy the cupping.

WYRD
09-13-2005, 12:56 PM
Penguins can't masturbate. Their flippers aren't sufficiently dexterous. ... and... since I'm a friend of animals everywhere...
:supp: :D

Tom Brown
09-13-2005, 12:57 PM
What does eskimo pie taste like :crossx:
In about 10% of eskimos, it tastes pretty salty.

topless
09-13-2005, 12:58 PM
How do you feel about hot sweaty sex in a trailer? .......Oh never mind. I think I know the answer. :crossx:

Tom Brown
09-13-2005, 01:00 PM
What are your thoughts on World economy? Specifically the rising costs of energy and the long term effects they may/may not have on the political stability on the regions being hit the hardest?
OR;
How do yoy like your coffee?
Since I've never been tough enough to drink coffee, I will pose that the world economy is the current scape goat cited by leaders when a nation has economic problems. Perhaps the real problems are closer to home than a group of chinamen making big screen TVs for $3.25 a day.

Tom Brown
09-13-2005, 01:00 PM
Humm what should I ask :devil:
Have you jibbled hooli's picklet lately?
No. Hoolign has not shown his face around here since the incident.

WYRD
09-13-2005, 01:00 PM
How do you feel about hot sweaty sex in a trailer? .......Oh never mind. I think I know the answer. :crossx:
is it a horse trailer :confused: :D

Debbolas
09-13-2005, 01:01 PM
Is this your boat? :D
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1566Scotts_art_at_the_LA_County_Fair_065-med.jpg

Her454
09-13-2005, 01:03 PM
Since I've never been tough enough to drink coffee,
I think Tom Brown is my soulmate. :)

Jordy
09-13-2005, 01:03 PM
I think Tom Brown is my soulmate. :)
He's just using you for citizenship. ;)
Jordy <---- in the market for a new favorite apparently. :(

WYRD
09-13-2005, 01:04 PM
Penguins can't masturbate. Their flippers aren't sufficiently dexterous. ... and... since I'm a friend of animals everywhere...
I think Tom Brown is my soulmate. :)
are you sure about that :D

Tom Brown
09-13-2005, 01:04 PM
How do you feel about hot sweaty sex in a trailer? .......Oh never mind. I think I know the answer. :crossx:
OK... then how about I ask you something?
How do you feel about someone fingering you and nibbling on your clitoris in a field of flowers and tall wind swept grass on a hot and sunny day?

Tom Brown
09-13-2005, 01:06 PM
I think Tom Brown is my soulmate. :)
I came just then.

Tom Brown
09-13-2005, 01:07 PM
Is this your boat? :D
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1566Scotts_art_at_the_LA_County_Fair_065-med.jpg
No. I don't have a biminy rigged like a bra for a strapless dress.

topless
09-13-2005, 01:07 PM
OK... then how about I ask you something?
How do you feel about someone fingering you and nibbling on your clitoris in a field of flowers and tall wind swept grass on a hot and sunny day?This is not about me. We are all trying to get to know YOU better. :rollside:

Tom Brown
09-13-2005, 01:09 PM
This is not about me. We are all trying to get to know YOU better. :rollside:
I'm hoping you'll take the next turn in the barrel.

BarryMac
09-13-2005, 01:10 PM
Why do you hate JetBoats so much??? :D

ROZ
09-13-2005, 01:14 PM
Why do you hate JetBoats so much... :D
Needs to be in the form of a question... ;) :D

Jordy
09-13-2005, 01:15 PM
Why do you hate JetBoats so much... :D
Jet boats are pretty cool. That is, if you like shit that sucks. :D :D :D

BarryMac
09-13-2005, 01:16 PM
Jet boats are pretty cool. That is, if you like shit that sucks. :D :D :D
Well I like Tom's Girlfirend, she sucks and blows, does that count??? :D :D :D

Tom Brown
09-13-2005, 01:17 PM
Why do you hate JetBoats so much??? :D
I don't hate the boats so much as I hate the fags that drive them. No offense.

BarryMac
09-13-2005, 01:21 PM
I don't hate the boats so much as I hate the fags that drive them. No offense.
None taken... LMAO... :D :D :D I can't believe you just called Froogy a Fag... :D :D

Tom Brown
09-13-2005, 01:23 PM
None taken... LMAO... :D :D :D I can't believe you just called Froogy a Fag... :D :D
I guess if Froggy is that upset about it, he'll just have to come to Lloydminister Alberta and kick my ass.

HM
09-13-2005, 01:24 PM
Folder or scrucher?

BarryMac
09-13-2005, 01:27 PM
I guess if Froggy is that upset about it, he'll just have to come to Lloydminister Alberta and kick my ass.
He and I will be there, put your boxing gloves on your queer...

Tom Brown
09-13-2005, 01:27 PM
Folder.
... and always 2 ply. I hate when my finger pokes through.

Tom Brown
09-13-2005, 01:35 PM
He and I will be there, put your boxing gloves on your queer...
OK but I won't put them on until you two get here. I used to use them for masturbating and they're a little pungent.
I have to step out for a bit. Jbb is my designated surrogate and will answer any further questions.

HM
09-13-2005, 01:39 PM
Folder.
... and always 2 ply. I hate when my finger pokes through.
That is not what I heard.
;)

KACHINA KEN
09-13-2005, 01:40 PM
When you saw the very first Star Wars movie in 77' were you grossed out when they showed Luke Skywalkers charred Aunt & Uncle?

OGShocker
09-13-2005, 01:40 PM
You free for lunch?

ROZ
09-13-2005, 01:42 PM
Folder.
... and always 2 ply. I hate when my finger pokes through.
do you smell it to confirm breakthrough, or just was your hands?

HM
09-13-2005, 01:53 PM
do you smell it to confirm breakthrough, or just was your hands?
Can someone please help me get the Diet Dr. Pepper off of my screen? :D

Dave C
09-13-2005, 03:04 PM
Have you ever awoken in a Mexican jail with bruised orificies? missing organs? something that requires a pencillian shot?

moneypit
09-13-2005, 03:34 PM
If you broke your wiping hand, could your wipe your ass with the other?
.

Debbolas
09-13-2005, 03:42 PM
No. I don't have a biminy rigged like a bra for a strapless dress.
How did you know I was wearing a strapless bra :jawdrop:

BarryMac
09-13-2005, 03:47 PM
OK but I won't put them on until you two get here. I used to use them for masturbating and they're a little pungent.
I have to step out for a bit. Jbb is my designated surrogate and will answer any further questions.
Way too step up Jbb, a lot of questions have gone unanswered. I hope when Brown gets home he treats you like a little bitch... :D

Wonderboy
09-13-2005, 05:33 PM
How do you spread feces over your lawn to fertilize it? I mean, I crap in the yard just fine, but then I can't figure out how to efficiently spread it.

Jbb
09-13-2005, 05:35 PM
When you saw the very first Star Wars movie in 77' were you grossed out when they showed Luke Skywalkers charred Aunt & Uncle?
Tom says ...No

Jbb
09-13-2005, 05:36 PM
You free for lunch?
Tom says your not worthy.....unless your buying

Jbb
09-13-2005, 05:37 PM
do you smell it to confirm breakthrough, or just was your hands?
Tom says the sniff test is the only valid way to certify breakthrough/non breakthrough

Jbb
09-13-2005, 05:37 PM
Can someone please help me get the Diet Dr. Pepper off of my screen? :D
Tom says try Sulphuric acid.....followed by vinegar and water

Jbb
09-13-2005, 05:39 PM
Have you ever awoken in a Mexican jail with bruised orificies? missing organs? something that requires a pencillian shot?
Tom says all that kind of info is in his Biography....."Diary of a Geek Canadian In Mexico"........available at Amazon

Jbb
09-13-2005, 05:40 PM
If you broke your wiping hand, could your wipe your ass with the other?
.
Tom says thats the one he eats with....so just " wing it"

Jbb
09-13-2005, 05:41 PM
How did you know I was wearing a strapless bra :jawdrop:
Tom says he knows all.....Including that birthmark even your husband has not yet seen...

Jbb
09-13-2005, 05:42 PM
Way too step up Jbb, a lot of questions have gone unanswered. I hope when Brown gets home he treats you like a little bitch... :D
Brown says he never really liked you anyway...

Jbb
09-13-2005, 05:43 PM
How do you spread feces over your lawn to fertilize it? I mean, I crap in the yard just fine, but then I can't figure out how to efficiently spread it.
Tom says he walks in a left hand circular pattern thru the turds wearing nothing but oversized clown shoes for even nitrogen distrubition

Dave C
09-13-2005, 05:55 PM
oh sure way to get a shamelss plug in there for your book ;)
its OK, Tom can admit it, we are all friends here. No one will judge ;)
Tom says all that kind of info is in his Biography....."Diary of a Geek Canadian In Mexico"........available at Amazon

BarryMac
09-14-2005, 07:04 AM
Brown says he never really liked you anyway...
So what, he's a whacker boy Jbb and nobody likes him... :D :D :D

Jbb
09-14-2005, 07:08 AM
So what, he's a whacker boy Jbb and nobody likes him... :D :D :D
And he is a Canadian liberal.....I was just relaying the message.... :D

Tom Brown
09-14-2005, 07:16 AM
Good morning and greatings from Canada! :D
Excellent job, Jbb. It's frightening how well you know me.

Jbb
09-14-2005, 07:19 AM
Good monring and greatings from Canada! :D
Excellent job, Jbb. It's frightening how well you know me.
Good morning...It's greetings not greatings.....thank you..
your life is an open book.....available at Amazon...

lucky
09-14-2005, 07:56 AM
ssoooooooo does topless screw like her 454?