View Full Version : OK... now... who would like to get to know me better?
Tom Brown
09-13-2005, 12:41 PM
I'm following Flashover's lead. It's a good idea. Ask anything you like.
Debbolas
09-13-2005, 12:43 PM
Have you read "Pride and Prejudice" by Jane Austin? :D
Tom Brown
09-13-2005, 12:47 PM
No but I once peeled a booger out of my nose and left it in the ashtray of an Austin Mini.
Debbolas
09-13-2005, 12:48 PM
No but I once peeled a booger out of my nose and left it in the ash tray of an Austin Mini.
Are ya kinda big into booger peeling? :p
Ever had sex in an igloo :confused:
syke-o
09-13-2005, 12:49 PM
light beer or regular??
Flashover
09-13-2005, 12:49 PM
Do you like to eat the leftover steak fat from the BBQ??? :crossx:
Her454
09-13-2005, 12:51 PM
I'm following Flashover's lead. It's a good idea. Ask anything you like.
Boxers or Briefs? :rollside:
Tom Brown
09-13-2005, 12:51 PM
Ever had sex in an igloo :confused:
No but once, when I forgot my key, I cut my way into my igloo with a stream of urine.
Miss Perfect
09-13-2005, 12:51 PM
Ever had sex in an igloo :confused:
The more important question here is have you ever stroked a penguin?
Tom Brown
09-13-2005, 12:53 PM
light beer or regular??
I was never tough enough to drink beer. I drink sherry from a smokie cup.
What does eskimo pie taste like :crossx:
SummitKarl
09-13-2005, 12:53 PM
Humm what should I ask :devil:
Have you jibbled hooli's picklet lately?
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Tom Brown
09-13-2005, 12:53 PM
Do you like to eat the leftover steak fat from the BBQ??? :crossx:
Leftover steak fat? Are you kidding? If it's nice and crispy from the que, it's getting eaten right away.
1stepcloser
09-13-2005, 12:53 PM
Tom,
What are your thoughts on World economy? Specifically the rising costs of energy and the long term effects they may/may not have on the political stability on the regions being hit the hardest?
OR;
How do yoy like your coffee?
Tom Brown
09-13-2005, 12:54 PM
Are ya kinda big into booger peeling? :p
I love the smell when a nugget dislodges from my septum.
Tom Brown
09-13-2005, 12:55 PM
The more important question here is have you ever stroked a penguin?
Penguins can't masturbate. Their flippers aren't sufficiently dexterous. ... and... since I'm a friend of animals everywhere...
Tom Brown
09-13-2005, 12:55 PM
Boxers or Briefs? :rollside:
Briefs. I enjoy the cupping.
Penguins can't masturbate. Their flippers aren't sufficiently dexterous. ... and... since I'm a friend of animals everywhere...
:supp: :D
Tom Brown
09-13-2005, 12:57 PM
What does eskimo pie taste like :crossx:
In about 10% of eskimos, it tastes pretty salty.
topless
09-13-2005, 12:58 PM
How do you feel about hot sweaty sex in a trailer? .......Oh never mind. I think I know the answer. :crossx:
Tom Brown
09-13-2005, 01:00 PM
What are your thoughts on World economy? Specifically the rising costs of energy and the long term effects they may/may not have on the political stability on the regions being hit the hardest?
OR;
How do yoy like your coffee?
Since I've never been tough enough to drink coffee, I will pose that the world economy is the current scape goat cited by leaders when a nation has economic problems. Perhaps the real problems are closer to home than a group of chinamen making big screen TVs for $3.25 a day.
Tom Brown
09-13-2005, 01:00 PM
Humm what should I ask :devil:
Have you jibbled hooli's picklet lately?
No. Hoolign has not shown his face around here since the incident.
How do you feel about hot sweaty sex in a trailer? .......Oh never mind. I think I know the answer. :crossx:
is it a horse trailer :confused: :D
Debbolas
09-13-2005, 01:01 PM
Is this your boat? :D
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1566Scotts_art_at_the_LA_County_Fair_065-med.jpg
Her454
09-13-2005, 01:03 PM
Since I've never been tough enough to drink coffee,
I think Tom Brown is my soulmate. :)
Jordy
09-13-2005, 01:03 PM
I think Tom Brown is my soulmate. :)
He's just using you for citizenship. ;)
Jordy <---- in the market for a new favorite apparently. :(
Penguins can't masturbate. Their flippers aren't sufficiently dexterous. ... and... since I'm a friend of animals everywhere...
I think Tom Brown is my soulmate. :)
are you sure about that :D
Tom Brown
09-13-2005, 01:04 PM
How do you feel about hot sweaty sex in a trailer? .......Oh never mind. I think I know the answer. :crossx:
OK... then how about I ask you something?
How do you feel about someone fingering you and nibbling on your clitoris in a field of flowers and tall wind swept grass on a hot and sunny day?
Tom Brown
09-13-2005, 01:06 PM
I think Tom Brown is my soulmate. :)
I came just then.
Tom Brown
09-13-2005, 01:07 PM
Is this your boat? :D
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1566Scotts_art_at_the_LA_County_Fair_065-med.jpg
No. I don't have a biminy rigged like a bra for a strapless dress.
topless
09-13-2005, 01:07 PM
OK... then how about I ask you something?
How do you feel about someone fingering you and nibbling on your clitoris in a field of flowers and tall wind swept grass on a hot and sunny day?This is not about me. We are all trying to get to know YOU better. :rollside:
Tom Brown
09-13-2005, 01:09 PM
This is not about me. We are all trying to get to know YOU better. :rollside:
I'm hoping you'll take the next turn in the barrel.
BarryMac
09-13-2005, 01:10 PM
Why do you hate JetBoats so much??? :D
Why do you hate JetBoats so much... :D
Needs to be in the form of a question... ;) :D
Jordy
09-13-2005, 01:15 PM
Why do you hate JetBoats so much... :D
Jet boats are pretty cool. That is, if you like shit that sucks. :D :D :D
BarryMac
09-13-2005, 01:16 PM
Jet boats are pretty cool. That is, if you like shit that sucks. :D :D :D
Well I like Tom's Girlfirend, she sucks and blows, does that count??? :D :D :D
Tom Brown
09-13-2005, 01:17 PM
Why do you hate JetBoats so much??? :D
I don't hate the boats so much as I hate the fags that drive them. No offense.
BarryMac
09-13-2005, 01:21 PM
I don't hate the boats so much as I hate the fags that drive them. No offense.
None taken... LMAO... :D :D :D I can't believe you just called Froogy a Fag... :D :D
Tom Brown
09-13-2005, 01:23 PM
None taken... LMAO... :D :D :D I can't believe you just called Froogy a Fag... :D :D
I guess if Froggy is that upset about it, he'll just have to come to Lloydminister Alberta and kick my ass.
BarryMac
09-13-2005, 01:27 PM
I guess if Froggy is that upset about it, he'll just have to come to Lloydminister Alberta and kick my ass.
He and I will be there, put your boxing gloves on your queer...
Tom Brown
09-13-2005, 01:27 PM
Folder.
... and always 2 ply. I hate when my finger pokes through.
Tom Brown
09-13-2005, 01:35 PM
He and I will be there, put your boxing gloves on your queer...
OK but I won't put them on until you two get here. I used to use them for masturbating and they're a little pungent.
I have to step out for a bit. Jbb is my designated surrogate and will answer any further questions.
Folder.
... and always 2 ply. I hate when my finger pokes through.
That is not what I heard.
;)
KACHINA KEN
09-13-2005, 01:40 PM
When you saw the very first Star Wars movie in 77' were you grossed out when they showed Luke Skywalkers charred Aunt & Uncle?
OGShocker
09-13-2005, 01:40 PM
You free for lunch?
Folder.
... and always 2 ply. I hate when my finger pokes through.
do you smell it to confirm breakthrough, or just was your hands?
do you smell it to confirm breakthrough, or just was your hands?
Can someone please help me get the Diet Dr. Pepper off of my screen? :D
Dave C
09-13-2005, 03:04 PM
Have you ever awoken in a Mexican jail with bruised orificies? missing organs? something that requires a pencillian shot?
moneypit
09-13-2005, 03:34 PM
If you broke your wiping hand, could your wipe your ass with the other?
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Debbolas
09-13-2005, 03:42 PM
No. I don't have a biminy rigged like a bra for a strapless dress.
How did you know I was wearing a strapless bra :jawdrop:
BarryMac
09-13-2005, 03:47 PM
OK but I won't put them on until you two get here. I used to use them for masturbating and they're a little pungent.
I have to step out for a bit. Jbb is my designated surrogate and will answer any further questions.
Way too step up Jbb, a lot of questions have gone unanswered. I hope when Brown gets home he treats you like a little bitch... :D
Wonderboy
09-13-2005, 05:33 PM
How do you spread feces over your lawn to fertilize it? I mean, I crap in the yard just fine, but then I can't figure out how to efficiently spread it.
When you saw the very first Star Wars movie in 77' were you grossed out when they showed Luke Skywalkers charred Aunt & Uncle?
Tom says ...No
You free for lunch?
Tom says your not worthy.....unless your buying
do you smell it to confirm breakthrough, or just was your hands?
Tom says the sniff test is the only valid way to certify breakthrough/non breakthrough
Can someone please help me get the Diet Dr. Pepper off of my screen? :D
Tom says try Sulphuric acid.....followed by vinegar and water
Have you ever awoken in a Mexican jail with bruised orificies? missing organs? something that requires a pencillian shot?
Tom says all that kind of info is in his Biography....."Diary of a Geek Canadian In Mexico"........available at Amazon
If you broke your wiping hand, could your wipe your ass with the other?
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Tom says thats the one he eats with....so just " wing it"
How did you know I was wearing a strapless bra :jawdrop:
Tom says he knows all.....Including that birthmark even your husband has not yet seen...
Way too step up Jbb, a lot of questions have gone unanswered. I hope when Brown gets home he treats you like a little bitch... :D
Brown says he never really liked you anyway...
How do you spread feces over your lawn to fertilize it? I mean, I crap in the yard just fine, but then I can't figure out how to efficiently spread it.
Tom says he walks in a left hand circular pattern thru the turds wearing nothing but oversized clown shoes for even nitrogen distrubition
Dave C
09-13-2005, 05:55 PM
oh sure way to get a shamelss plug in there for your book ;)
its OK, Tom can admit it, we are all friends here. No one will judge ;)
Tom says all that kind of info is in his Biography....."Diary of a Geek Canadian In Mexico"........available at Amazon
BarryMac
09-14-2005, 07:04 AM
Brown says he never really liked you anyway...
So what, he's a whacker boy Jbb and nobody likes him... :D :D :D
So what, he's a whacker boy Jbb and nobody likes him... :D :D :D
And he is a Canadian liberal.....I was just relaying the message.... :D
Tom Brown
09-14-2005, 07:16 AM
Good morning and greatings from Canada! :D
Excellent job, Jbb. It's frightening how well you know me.
Good monring and greatings from Canada! :D
Excellent job, Jbb. It's frightening how well you know me.
Good morning...It's greetings not greatings.....thank you..
your life is an open book.....available at Amazon...
lucky
09-14-2005, 07:56 AM
ssoooooooo does topless screw like her 454?
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