Rock-A-Bye-Baby
09-14-2005, 12:37 PM
The best break-up letter ever....
>
> A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John"
> Letter
> from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
>
> Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance
> between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you
> twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm
> sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky
>
> The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any
> snapshots
> they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters,ex-girlfriends, aunts,
> cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all
> the
> other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.
>
> There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note:
>
> Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f--- you
> are.
> Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
>
> Take Care,
> Ricky
>
> A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John"
> Letter
> from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
>
> Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance
> between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you
> twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm
> sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky
>
> The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any
> snapshots
> they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters,ex-girlfriends, aunts,
> cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all
> the
> other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.
>
> There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note:
>
> Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f--- you
> are.
> Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
>
> Take Care,
> Ricky