Dear Abby........

[Cole]

Dear Abby:
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the very
beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's
worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also,
he's been out of work for the past four years and has not even looked
for a new job since. All he does is
smoke cigars, and cruise around with his pals, while I have to work to
pay the bills. Since our daughter went away
to
college, he does not even pretend> to like me...and hints that I am a lesbian. What should I do??
Signed, Clueless
Dear Clueless:
Grow up and dump him. For Pete's sake, you don't need him
anymore...You're a United States Senator from New York, act like one.

[SHAKEN Not Stirred]

:D