What's the Dumbest Thing

[Miss Perfect]

you've done when you were drunk?
:D :D :D

[Vada]

you've done when you were drunk?
:D :D :D
Do you have a few days? :frown:

[Mardonzi]

Besides getting married in Vegas??

[Sleek-Jet]

Signed up for Hot Boat Forums.... :D

[AzLakeLizard]

Besides getting married in Vegas??
Hey !.. we didn't get married in VEGAS!...
We took off half day from work and went to see "Herman Munster"! :jawdrop: :D

[Miss Perfect]

Signed up for Hot Boat Forums.... :D
Good Lord, I was sober when I did that. Now how is that for being dumb!

[NOTALENT]

You all saw the pics.... :220v:

[topless]

I don't remember. I was drunk. :jawdrop:

[76ANTHONY]

jello shooters, hoat boat forum, sprinklers, am i saying enough................ :D

[djunkie]

Do you have a few days? :frown:
Ya really. :crossx:

[76ANTHONY]

i tend to order things online when im drunk, that explains the jello cups, 7000 of them.............. :idea: :D

[Vada]

jello shooters, hoat boat forum, sprinklers, am i saying enough................ :D
I remember that night all too well :squiggle:

[Biglue]

Got my scrotum pierced got infected and had to get castrated. :2purples: :D
J/K. I don't do stupid stuff. :o

[atomickitn]

well let me see !!!!hummmmmmm! i've done alot of dumb thing's sober, not sure about drunk! oh there was once i came up behind my now ex , well i thought it was my ex, considering she was standing in front of me and grabed what i thought was her tits, well it turned out to be another chick, as i said hay baby lets go home and f##k, as i look up ! ooppss! :rollside:

[djunkie]

well let me see !!!!hummmmmmm! i've done alot of dumb thing's sober, not sure about drunk! oh there was once i came up behind my now ex , well i thought it was my ex, considering she was standing in front of me and grabed what i thought was her tits, well it turned out to be another chick, as i said hay baby lets go home and f##k, as i look up ! ooppss! :rollside:
And my G/F is still scarred from that incident. :D

[topless]

well let me see !!!!hummmmmmm! i've done alot of dumb thing's sober, not sure about drunk! oh there was once i came up behind my now ex , well i thought it was my ex, considering she was standing in front of me and grabed what i thought was her tits, well it turned out to be another chick, as i said hay baby lets go home and f##k, as i look up ! ooppss! :rollside:LOL, so did she say ok?

[NOTALENT]

well let me see !!!!hummmmmmm! i've done alot of dumb thing's sober, not sure about drunk! oh there was once i came up behind my now ex , well i thought it was my ex, considering she was standing in front of me and grabed what i thought was her tits, well it turned out to be another chick, as i said hay baby lets go home and f##k, as i look up ! ooppss! :rollside:
but did she go for it..... :rollside:

[Vada]

lol!

[Biglue]

LOL, so did she say ok?
That's what I'm waiting to hear. If it worked I'm trying today at work. :D :D

[atomickitn]

And my G/F is still scarred from that incident. :D
did i not send her flowers and say sorry???? dang what do i have to do take her out again!!!, ok!!! :rollside:

[atomickitn]

I am divorced! now,! :boxingguy

[Flashover]

well let me see !!!!hummmmmmm! i've done alot of dumb thing's sober, not sure about drunk! oh there was once i came up behind my now ex , well i thought it was my ex, considering she was standing in front of me and grabed what i thought was her tits, well it turned out to be another chick, as i said hay baby lets go home and f##k, as i look up ! ooppss! :rollside:
That's one of those classic kick A$$ moments. :D :D

[pixilatedpussy]

Signed up for Hot Boat Forums.... :D
Me too!! LOL! :D

[atomickitn]

oh ! the girl she said well ok! man the look on my ex's face!..............wow! :2purples:

[pixilatedpussy]

you've done when you were drunk?
:D :D :D
Danced on Atomics pole...with dollars!!! :jawdrop: :jawdrop:

[Wonderboy]

Crashed through the center divider :hammerhea

[pixilatedpussy]

well let me see !!!!hummmmmmm! i've done alot of dumb thing's sober, not sure about drunk! oh there was once i came up behind my now ex , well i thought it was my ex, considering she was standing in front of me and grabed what i thought was her tits, well it turned out to be another chick, as i said hay baby lets go home and f##k, as i look up ! ooppss! :rollside:
OMG!!! Bobby you are BAAAAD!!!! :eek:

[atomickitn]

OMG!!! Bobby you are BAAAAD!!!! :eek:
wellllll i was drunk! and she was hot! :wink:

[bocco]

I tried to light my nipples on fire.

[76ANTHONY]

well, lets just say you should never call your ex after capt morgan................. :mad:

[Rockdog]

In college.....
She didn't tell me her name, but I did get a standing ovation when I went to the cafeteria for breakfast. :D

[topless]

I tried to light my nipples on fire. It happens:crossx: :crossx:

[pjones]

Parallel parked my truck.....in my living room.
thought it was the garage...

[FHI-prez]

Can't remember her name...but she was extremely dumb. :redface:

[Rev. Williams]

The only you all have proof of is my thong dance around a fire in Dove Springs :eek: :D :D :eek:

[barbigrl]

1. I Have Absolutely No Idea Where My Purse Is.
2. I Believe That Dancing With My Arms Overhead And Wiggling My Butt While Yelling "woo-hoo!" Is Truly The Sexiest Dance Move Around.
3. I've Suddenly Decided I Want To Kick Someone's Ass And
Honestly Believe I Could Do It Too.
4. In My Last Trip To Pee, I Realize I Now Look More Like A
Homeless Hooker Than The Goddess I Was Just Four Hours Ago.
5. I Drop My 3:00 A.m. Submarine Sandwich On T! He Floor (which I'm Eating Even Though I'm Not The Least Bit Hungry), Pick It Up And Carry On Eating It.
6. I Start Crying And Telling Everyone I See That I Love Them
Sooooo Much.
7. I Get Extremely Excited And Jump Up And Down Every Time A
New Song Plays Because "oh My God! I Love This Song!"
8. I've Found A Deeper/spiritual Side To The Geek Sitting Next To Me.
9. The Man I'm Flirting With Used To Be My 5th Grade Teacher.
10. ! The Urge To Take Off Articles Of Clothing, Stand ; On A Table And Sing Or Dance Becomes Strangely Overwhelming.
11. My Eyes Just Don't Seem To Want To Stay Open On Their Own So I Keep Them Half Closed And Think It Looks Exotically Sexy.
12. I've Suddenly Taken Up Smoking And Become Really Good At It.
13. I Yell At The Bartender, Who (i Think) Cheated Me By Giving Me
Just Lemonade, But That's Just Because I C! An No Longer Taste The Gin.
14. I Think I'm In Bed, But My Pillow Feels Strangely Like The
Kitchen Floor
15. I Start Every Conversation With A Booming, "don! 't Take This
The Wrong Way But..."
16. I Fail To Notice That The Toilet Lid's Down When I Sit On It.
17. My Hugs Begin To Resemble Wrestling Take-down Moves.
18. I'm Tired So I Just Sit On The Floor (wherever I Happen To Be
Standing) And Take A Quick Nap.
19. I Begin Leaving The Buttons Open On My Button Fly Pants To
Cutdown On The Time I'm In The Bathroom Away From My Drink.
20. I Take My Shoes Off Because I Believe It's Their Fault That
I'm Having Problems Walking Straight.
Send This Along To All The Girls You Know Who Like To Have Fun. Make Them Laugh At Themselves Like You Probably Did... Sadly, Many Are True
Got this in an e-mail today....thought it related to this topic!

[Tom Brown]

you've done when you were drunk?
:D :D :D
I remember this one time... holy cow was I drunk... I ate two gigantic bran muffins. I remember taking pictures of it and sending the pictures of the muffins and a letter to someone... but I don't remember who.
Man... that was a time.

[Captain Dan]

I went to a party in High School - my older sister was with me and said she was tired and went to lay down in the back of my truck, (Datsun P/U with a camper shell).
Once you get in, somebody has to let you out. I drove home, went to bed and forgot she was back there.
My mom came into my room in the morning, (Monday morning) crying since she was laughing so hard - my sister was out front yelling for someone to let her out of the truck - she was a lot bigger than me back then - I went outside and turned the key and ran. Everyone thinks it's pretty funny - except her, of course. :D

[UnionJack]

Ran through a wooden parking garage gate, fell scrapped my knee's up.... then had to pay for it after they showed me the replay on the secuirty camera.
priceless

[Chubby4Life]

I passed out in a recliner, woke up a few minutes later to pee, thought I went outside when my brother started yelling that I was pissing next to the T.V.

[likeFATHERlikeSON3]

had a threesome in a spa (with the girlfriend of a guy i no longer talk to, and one of her friends who one of my buddy's was interested in) while my girlfriend was at my mistress's house (oh which was her best friend at the time) :cool:
long story but good night.
let's just say the fallout was severe :2purples:

[FHI-prez]

had a threesome in a spa (with the girlfriend of a guy i no longer talk to, and one of her friends who one of my buddy's was interested in) while my girlfriend was at my mistress's house (oh which was her best friend at the time) :cool:
long story but good night.
let's just say the fallout was severe :2purples:
oooohhhh what a tangled web we weave..... :p

[northern baja]

Party was at my house. Everyone was passing party favors and I was taking it easy and just having sippin' a beer. After awhile I came to the conclusion I was missin out and decided to catch up. Grabbed the big bottle of Two Fingers and proceeded take the fast path.
After drinking the half a bottle left, I was in search of more. Friends filled the empty with water so I did some water hookers from there.
I had just purchased a big block Camaro and a friend wanted to see how it ran, according from the black marks on the road, I apparently missed a neighbors truck (while sliding backward) by about a foot. A friends dirt bike stored at the house had been started, kicked into gear, and ran alone into the front of my dunebuggy, flipped in the aircoming to rest on the top of the dunebuggy. My Harley was laying in the middle of the front yard, leaking gas. And I was missing one car all together.
It didn't take long for me to find the bathroom and totally trash it. Then my friends took me to bead where I totally covered my bedroom. I looked so bad that they cleaned me off and took me to my guest room which I soon spoiled.
The next afternoon I finally mustered the strength to get out of bed, wnet in to the bathroom sick again and found that my whole house was a toxic area. The next day still hung over I rented a steam cleaner and
started cleaning up.
News of the missing car showed up the next morning as a CO state Patrol wakes me about 4AM with a knock at the door asking me if I owned a green chevy? Turns out a friend had borrowed the car, left the keys in it, and it was stolen then wrecked our on I70.
I've avoided even smelling ToKillYa ever sense.

[pjones]

Party was at my house. Everyone was passing party favors and I was taking it easy and just having sippin' a beer. After awhile I came to the conclusion I was missin out and decided to catch up. Grabbed the big bottle of Two Fingers and proceeded take the fast path.
After drinking the half a bottle left, I was in search of more. Friends filled the empty with water so I did some water hookers from there.
I had just purchased a big block Camaro and a friend wanted to see how it ran, according from the black marks on the road, I apparently missed a neighbors truck (while sliding backward) by about a foot. A friends dirt bike stored at the house had been started, kicked into gear, and ran alone into the front of my dunebuggy, flipped in the aircoming to rest on the top of the dunebuggy. My Harley was laying in the middle of the front yard, leaking gas. And I was missing one car all together.
It didn't take long for me to find the bathroom and totally trash it. Then my friends took me to bead where I totally covered my bedroom. I looked so bad that they cleaned me off and took me to my guest room which I soon spoiled.
The next afternoon I finally mustered the strength to get out of bed, wnet in to the bathroom sick again and found that my whole house was a toxic area. The next day still hung over I rented a steam cleaner and
started cleaning up.
News of the missing car showed up the next morning as a CO state Patrol wakes me about 4AM with a knock at the door asking me if I owned a green chevy? Turns out a friend had borrowed the car, left the keys in it, and it was stolen then wrecked our on I70.
I've avoided even smelling ToKillYa ever sense.
I think we have a winner! That there's funny...

[CornWater]

you've done when you were drunk?
:D :D :D
My girlfriend... :eek:

[Big Kahunaa]

A fat chick

[IMPATIENT 1]

you've done when you were drunk?
:D :D :D
MY WIFE'S BEST FRIEND :devil: