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BUSTI
09-16-2005, 03:35 PM
Recently published by a Templar of Troy.
When in the Course of college football it becomes necessary for one college football team to dissolve the political bands and perceptions which have connected them with all those that participate in the NCAA and to assume among the powers of the earth, the dominance and separation of being number one in the nation to which the Laws of wins and losses, Poll rankings, and of Bowl game victories entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident,
TROY
Founded thousands of years before the birth of Christ as depicted in Homer’s Iliad where the empire of Troy withstood and championed all nations and all gods. Established as the University of Southern California in the year of 1880 in Los Angles the city of Angels. .
TEMPLAR
Protector of the pilgrims on their pilgrimages to the Holy Land and the supreme fighter against the infidels of the Faith
KNIGHTS
Loyal to death, Fierce in their hearts and in their belief, committed in their soul and in their being, separated from the rest of mankind by chivalry, bravery, loyalty and passion for their cause.
TEMPLAR KNIGHTS OF TROY
Committed in soul, body and as long as they live for the protection, advocacy and dominance of the Trojan Football empire and its pilgrim souls throughout the world.
THE EMPIRE
The Greatest football program ever amassed in the history of collegiate football. 11 National Championships. The rulers of the free world and the NCAA
The Season Starts and must you ask yourself before the wrath, rapture and greatness begins in Honolulu Hawaii next Saturday, who will be playing for #3 in the nation because the facts remain- NOBODY in the NCAA wants to be in the BCS Rose Bowl on January 4th 2006 facing the undisputed, undefeated, feared amongst all teams- The University of Southern California-. We break programs- just ask the Sooners- or ask the Maize & Blue, or the IRISH they want nothing to do with USC or the Rose Bowl. They will find a way via Texas, Ohio and New England to make sure that it doesn’t happen to them anymore.
The fight, the hype, the polling, the networks, the media is for number 3, maybe Florida State with their recent tribal influence on the NCAA can summon up a special Pow Wow Football Trophy for that illustrious third place winner and hide in a corner of the country like Auburn Alabama or maybe Coach Mack Brown of Texas may rethink if he wants to pay for a couple of votes. We wish you interest, excitement, exuberance to claim you blur of third place history (Something that schools such as UCLA, Maryland, Tennessee and Boise State put in their press guides, recruiting ads and mark as lifetime achievements for their University.)
It would take those basketball football conferences such as the ACC and BIG EAST to cry to the NCAA Rules committee to not allow any team to have the two best football players in the country play on the same team, or that a repeat National Champion is not allowed to start its entire offensive unit man for man from the previous year, or that you are not allowed to play in the NCAA if you are deemed the first pick in the NFL draft but decide not to go, or that you not allow the greatest player in the game to touch the ball let alone return punts, kickoffs and only let him play defense. I am sure those little BCS Bowl Game Stealers will come up something because they don’t want to play their Daddy let alone their Daddy’s Daddy and they Fear the shadow of the Trojan.
We are number one, Take it away from us! Over two years is a long time to wait for a blemish, a miracle on Ice, Haley’s comet, and the plague. We take all comers, someone out there give us a game, relieve me of my call to duty, The toughest game we will most likely play this year was our scrimmage last Saturday against our number 2 team and we beat them 55 to 17. God help Arizona, Washington, Stanford, UCLA and especially Fresno State.
Too scared to come to our house and shake in your cleats in the Tunnel of the Los Angeles Coliseum You better go appeal to Zeus and get someone better then Brad Pitt to save your ass. We own the game, come on and take it from us.
Other then having the greatest offensive Team ever assembled
Other then having the greatest college coach in today’s era
Other then having the greatest offensive players in the game
Other then being ranked number one in EVERY POLL in the COUNTRY and in RUSSIA
We have that formidable football schedule of the PAC 10 Conference and four non-conference games of Hawaii, Arkansas, Notre Dame and Fresno State
Can you Say Rose Bowl, Can you say Three Peat, Can you say 12 National Championships and 6 Heisman Trophy winners, Can you say Daddy, Can you say Daddy's Daddy?
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YOU OWE US AWE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MORE TO FOLLOW!

TrojanDan
09-16-2005, 04:01 PM
Too much reading even for this Trojan fan so I'll just say..."Fight on!" :cool:

Kilrtoy
09-16-2005, 04:30 PM
Busti UCLA here and even TD said it was to much...
Readers digest please...

essexjet
09-16-2005, 04:43 PM
Too much reading even for this Trojan fan so I'll just say..."Fight on!" :cool:
Yea, what he said!!
PS... "Fight On!"

THOR
09-16-2005, 07:11 PM
I'm almost embarassed to be a USC fan. :D
As you should be.