Who are the most entertaining board members?

[ChumpChange]

For me it's Charley and HH. It's is just plain funny the way these guys go at it.
If you haven't been in C&T, you are missing a lot on this board.

[ROZ]

I think they're having a little lovers quarel right now :D

[RitcheyRch]

I like how everyone attacks Tom Brown.

[Chico&Zeus]

my vote is JORDY! JORDY! JORDY! :) He always cracks my ass up!

[Mrs. Bordsmnj]

Mandelon was always one to crack me up but he doesn't post much anymore.
I think everyone has there entertaining moments.
Tom Brown and Jordy are a given. :rollside:

[phebus]

Here are some from my favorites list:
Jordy
HH
Charley
Boatfloating
Roz
Riverroyal
OutCole'd
JB in so cal
Mandelon
Ziggy
WetWillie
Tobtek
Kilrtoy
Andy01
Bling
Riverdave
Tom Brown
There are many more, and I'm sure I'll edit this list many times, but the bottom line is that there are so many entermaining people on this site, and that what makes it what it is.

[maxwedge]

Am I the only person that thinks Hooli is funny? :p

[bunny 166]

Am I the only person that thinks Hooli is funny? :p
:p I love all the ones mentioned above, but Max is giving everyone a run for their money with his fake wife and Fast Freddy is killing me with his amazing driving skills, LOL.... :crossx:

[Froggystyle]

Am I the only person that thinks Hooli is funny? :p
No, you are not. I am a big Hooli fan in this case.
I put him behind Brown though. Not literally of course. That would be dangerous.
My most entertaining forum members are as follows... in order
God (wherever he went... I have my suspicions, but for now it appears he hath forsaken us...)
Tom Brown
Hooli
JBB
Rio
Kahanamoko... the pseudo-ranger-lawyer turd from a while back. He couldn't say anything that didn't get him in trouble.... I am not sure if that is his name... could be something else.
Everything else is pretty much part of the deal for me.

[OnlyMoney]

They're all great, but my vote goes to Jordy, too!! :rollside: :rollside:

[Biglue]

Brown, Hooli,JBB and Jordy are the top 4 for me.
There is a few others that are quite entertaining.

[Say10]

Just based upon replies to a thread you might have to throw in Honeyman and Frenchie. The shit some knobs do is priceless for conversation. :220v:

[topless]

I'd have to say Hooli, HolyMoly, Jordy, and of course Tom.

[HM]

Tom Brown is at the top of my list. :D
Kim Hanson is much more entertaining with the new Hanslator 10473846.1928746 with Molson Intercooling 9.7 to stop your hard drive from crashing.

[HM]

I'd have to say Hooli, HolyMoly, Jordy, and of course Tom.
Topless is the funniest female on the site. And, she puts out!!! Yeah baby. :D

[piper]

Hooli, Tom Brown, and Jordy.

[91nordic29]

i love all those little snippets that jbb & hooli find for us!

[MagicMtnDan]

They get my vote!
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/3242River_Trip_Apr_06_049.jpg

[Jbb]

RD is the rosetta stone of source material for me.....so I vote RD.....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>RD SUX!<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<........ :p

[JB in so cal]

Entertaining???
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/135HAVASU_PICS_081.jpg

[uclahater]

Roman 1, Tom Brown, and JBB :crossx:

[djunkie]

Hooli for sure. But I have to say that cause hes my dad. :crossx:

[Phat Matt]

Jordy is just a dick! :mad:
:D

[Jordy]

Jordy is just a dick! :mad:
:D
I wish you'd get it right. I'm an ASSHOLE!!!! A-S-S-H-O-L-E. Assholio. :D

[N2Lake]

I can't believe no one mentioned Fast Freddy. That was entertaining. :D

[Jordy]

I can't believe no one mentioned Fast Freddy. That was entertaining. :D
Go look at post #8. ;)

[Phat Matt]

I wish you'd get it right. I'm an ASSHOLE!!!! A-S-S-H-O-L-E. Assholio. :D
Damn. I always get that shit wrong. :rollside:

[OutCole'd]

For me the list is way too long. This site gives me something to look forward to at work everyday.

[N2Lake]

Go look at post #8. ;)
Sure enough.

[ChumpChange]

This site gives me something to look forward to at work everyday.
Exactly. Sometimes I wonder how much more successful I would be if I didn;t find this site.

[Havasu Hangin']

I am not a "funny guy". This site is a serious boating site, and I'd appreciate a little focus in that direction.
PS- Charley is gay

[MagicMtnDan]

The funniest post award has to go to "Aharon" who was, as I recall, looking for a workout partner :rollside: :) :cry:

[Mrs.Racer277]

Hooli

[Phat Matt]

I am not a "funny guy". This site is a serious boating site, and I'd appreciate a little focus in that direction.
PS- Charley is gay
Funny how? Do I amuse you. Funny like a clown? :D

[Big Warlock]

Jordy!

[AZJD]

Jordy!
Where's Jordy? Oh there he is!
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e270/azjd/DSC01579.jpg
Could that be......yep it is, The Honeyman himself!

[phebus]

Badges, we don't need no stinking badges :)
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/135HAVASU_PICS_081.jpg

[Magic34]

Here are some from my favorites list:
Jordy
HH
Charley
Boatfloating
Roz
Riverroyal
OutCole'd
JB in so cal
Mandelon
Ziggy
WetWillie
Tobtek
Kilrtoy
Andy01
Bling
Riverdave
Tom Brown
There are many more, and I'm sure I'll edit this list many times, but the bottom line is that there are so many entermaining people on this site, and that what makes it what it is.
Maybe funny looking!!!! Nice sympathy vote for the ogar.
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/4368Bill_B-small-med.JPG

[Havasu Hangin']

http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/4368Bill_B-small-med.JPG
Does WW need a "Manssiere"? :supp:

[Ziggy]

Can hardly beat "Late Night with Hooli"......

[sorry dog]

Drunken Kim posts are the most likely to make me laugh
Brown posts always make me go Hhmmm.
...but I have to give the adult entertainment award to.....
HOSS!

[Jrocket]

Roman1,Boatfloating,Jordy,Bling Bling,Riodog,Hooli,HolyMoly...all come up with some great original funny stuff.

[Jrocket]

I would name Havasu Hangin' also as he is very quit witted but he is power hungry and talks gay talk way too much. Plus he needs an attitude adjustment. It is just the internet, RIGHT?
LMAO...hes an alright guy in person.He just gets his feelings hurt real easy so his ego makes him puff up and use the moderator button WAY too much. :)

[AZKC]

I miss Lake Pirate :crossx: All though he has been here under a few aliases I'm betting :idea:

[Jrocket]

When "God" pops in from time too time ,he always has some great lines.

[Froggystyle]

When "God" pops in from time too time ,he always has some great lines.
He was top of my list by a lot.
My favorite was his advice to people in Florida to stop complaining about Hurricanes, and how he uses their state for Hurricane target practice or something.
I thought for sure I knew who it was, but I was wrong. Still one of the better mysteries on the forums for me.
Whoever it is will drink beer on me for quite some time if I ever find out who it was, that's for sure.

[Froggystyle]

Found it. Title of the thread was "Hurricanes in Florida"...
Do not live there... I aim hurricanes at it. Why is that hard to understand?
I also arbitrarily toss earthquakes at California, so do not whine about it.
I spin most tornado's into the midwest. Do not park your mobile home there.
Does everybody get it? You should all live in Montana.
That is all. Me bless.
While I was looking for it though, I did find another pearl from Tom Brown. Someone posted that God had given him a negative rep point and Tom advised that he "get his affairs in order"...
Kind of a two-fer for me.

[Boy Named Sue]

1. Hoolign
2. Tom Brown
3. Kim Hanson
4. Tom Brown
5. Boy Named Sue
6. Did I mention Tom Brown?
7. Falump aka JRoos
8. Tom Brown's digestive tract
9. Hammerdown's digestive tract
10. Tom Brown

[riverroyal]

Here are some from my favorites list:
Jordy
HH
Charley
Boatfloating
Roz
Riverroyal
OutCole'd
JB in so cal
Mandelon
Ziggy
WetWillie
Tobtek
Kilrtoy
Andy01
Bling
Riverdave
Tom Brown
There are many more, and I'm sure I'll edit this list many times, but the bottom line is that there are so many entermaining people on this site, and that what makes it what it is.
what a honor

[JB in so cal]

what a honor
Go back in your cave, homo!

[phebus]

He doesn't post his adventures as much on this site, as he does another one, but Flying Tiger/ Trailerpark Cassanova is an awesome story teller.

[riverroyal]

Go back in your cave, homo!
actually was laughing all by myself,,,

[JB in so cal]

actually was laughing all by myself,,,
It was during a lull in my nephews baseball game. Good guys won 7-4.

[SnoopJonnyJon]

Kim Hanson

[Jrocket]

I thought for sure I knew who it was, but I was wrong. Still one of the better mysteries on the forums for me.
Whoever it is will drink beer on me for quite some time if I ever find out who it was, that's for sure.
I also thought I had him figured out as well.Narrowed it down but never found out.I'll by a beer for him also.

[Miss Perfect]

Hooli cracks me up evertime. Jordy is just a pain in the ass. :crossx:

[Jordy]

Jordy is just a pain in the ass. :crossx:
FUMP!!! :notam: :D

[Miss Perfect]

FUMP!!! :notam: :D
DAMN you saw that one quick. Ohhh..... and you wish ;)

[HM]

I also thought I had him figured out as well.Narrowed it down but never found out.I'll by a beer for him also.
HH knows, and he let me know as I am in the inner circle of trust of the masters of sarcasm. And, it is NOT one of the usual suspects nor any of the knutts.

[riverroyal]

DAMN you saw that one quick. Ohhh..... and you wish ;)
:rolleyes:

[Sotally Tober]

Hooli for sure. He can get me rollin on da floor with the chit he comes up with,

[LOWRIVER2]

Well for the old school peeps (pre 03), Jetboatguru was hard to beat. Some of his pot stirring was classic with the bench racing gang.

[LOWRIVER2]

Mr. Ibex, now that was goood!

[Jordy]

Mr. Ibex, now that was goood!
Even better when you know who it is. :D
Between the Knutts taking over and the Law Firm of Jones, Jones, and Jones, Esq. I was laughing my ass off for days on end. Quite the fishing expedition they had going. :D :D :D

[Kim Hanson]

I think you are all entertaining,......... me ! Now get back to work slackers, no funnys latley........( . )( . ).............. :p Okay, you are all fired !
All the Bench Racers kill me, except Donald :p he doesn't belong thar! Can we get a knitting section for Donald maybe?

[HM]

I think you are all entertaining,......... me ! Now get back to work slackers, no funnys latley........( . )( . ).............. :p Okay, you are all fired !
All the Bench Racers kill me, except Donald :p he doesn't belong thar! Can we get a knitting section for Donald maybe?
You and Donald need to get a room so you can play with his fart tubes.
BTW - I am the originator of the Hanslator. Occasionally, I come up with something original and funny. Not often though. :D

[Kim Hanson]

You and Donald need to get a room so you can play with his fart tubes.
BTW - I am the originator of the Hanslator. Occasionally, I come up with something original and funny. Not often though. :D
I don't play with fart tubes and if you invented the " Hanslator " where the hell did my test one go? ...........( . )( . )........ :p Donald right :D :D

[Jrocket]

Between the Knutts taking over and the Law Firm of Jones, Jones, and Jones, Esq. I was laughing my ass off for days on end. Quite the fishing expedition they had going. :D :D :D
True...some of the best material ever on here.
Guru...forgot all about the classic guru posts.

[THOR]

Happy Boater and the deal he found on the side of the road.
Froggy for telling RD he doesnt live far enough away to speak to him in that tone.

[One Eyed Jack]

jordy
i base my life on his teachings

[Kim Hanson]

jordy
i base my life on his teachings
Your phucked..........( . )( . )............ :p

[Jrocket]

Froggy for telling RD he doesnt live far enough away to speak to him in that tone.
The ol Pool cue to the head thread.That was a good one.

[phebus]

If were talking favorite threads now, I think my top three were: The broken dick, Dog humped on the ramp, and the Shaved ass one :)

[ROZ]

If were talking favorite threads now, I think my top three were: The broken dick, Dog humped on the ramp, and the Shaved ass one :)
Hard to believe those were true stories in the day and lives of RR and JB in socal :) They've obviously been through a lot together :D

[HM]

Hard to believe those were true stories in the day and lives of RR and JB in socal :) They've obviously been through a lot together :D
don't forget the "Working Out" thread!!!

[FMluvswater]

Rexone, Tom Brown, Hoolign, Boy Named Sue, Debbolas, Jbb, HOSS, HammerDown, ROZ and I'm secretly admiring a few other highly entertaining people. :idea: It's not a cop out but if it works to keep me outta hot water anyway - then great! :D

[JetBoatRich]

so many different ways of entertainment from some the posters on HB :cool:
Tom Brown and his way of adding humor :rolleyes: would be near the top

[GHT]

At some point in time everyone (for the most part) has entertained me and the Mrs. I think this is why everyone is just plain addicted to this god forsaken place...

[phebus]

At some point in time everyone (for the most part) has entertained me and the Mrs. I think this is why everyone is just plain addicted to this god forsaken place...
Fock you :)

[Charley]

PS- Charley is gay
http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0220.gif..........http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0160.gif
I LOVE YOU HH!
PS: I hope Andy doesn't get jealous!

[Debbolas]

If were talking favorite threads now, I think my top three were: The broken dick, Dog humped on the ramp, and the Shaved ass one :)
River Dave and the magic traveling boat
:D
Members, I would have to say
Tom Brown
FM
Mrs. Flyin Vee
Hooli
My Man's Sportin Wood
Mandelon
Jet Boat Rich
Dilligif
:D
oh, and Scream

[Charley]

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0220.gif..........http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0160.gif
I LOVE YOU HH!
PS: I hope Andy doesn't get jealous!
see it's just not fair, :cry: I feel like a black man in the 1800's..... :cry:

[Charley]

SHHH keep it on the downlow
HH ---->http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sign/sign0096.gif

[OutCole'd]

SHHH keep it on the downlow
HH ---->http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sign/sign0096.gif
NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE. NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE.

[HavaSkank]

Tom Brown is not only my hero he is my conjoined twin. We're attached at the sphincter

[hoolign]

Booby Bouncer is making a valiant effort to get recognized :D

[Tom Brown]

HavaSkank is making a valiant effort to stimulate my prostate.

[hoolign]

i feel so privileged :p and my mom said i would never amoung to anything good:D
Always listen to mom! :D

[moneypit]

Always listen to mom! :D
Is it mom or mum?

[a catered life]

whom ever has the least amount of clothing on :p

[Froggystyle]

Tom Brown and his way of adding humor :rolleyes: would be near the top
You mean the "drive-bys"? :D

[JetBoatRich]

River Dave and the magic traveling boat
:D
Members, I would have to say
Tom Brown
FM
Mrs. Flyin Vee
Hooli
My Man's Sportin Wood
Mandelon
Jet Boat Rich
Dilligif
:D
oh, and Scream
Scream Who?