Shocker Racing Parker 300 Sponsor Update

[jackpunx]

First off we wanted to thank our Sponsors for your contributions of time and financial assistance.
So hereÂ’s YOUR boats update!
The boat is in race configuration with one fiberglass race seat. Before testing our goal was to be able to run the whole race with out having to make any more pits than what is required by the rules. I believe we have accomplished this along with a very respectable average speed considering the rules of have the prop shaft 2” below the bottom of the boat in our division.
As drivers we all have been consistent in achieving our average speed which we believe will make us competitive.
We will provide more updates as they come.
Look forward to seeing you guys on race day!
Thanks
SHOCKER RACING

[Mrs. Bordsmnj]

Glad to hear Team Shocker is ready to rock and roll!!
Looking forward to the race, should be a good time!!!!!!!! :)

[BADBLOWN572]

you might want to put a helmet on :idea: keyes
We were wearing one all day yesterday in testing. Thank God I did have one on or Shocker Racing would be looking for another driver. :( ;) Just working the bugs out. I consider myself a test pilot making sure that it is good to go for the race. ;) :D
Little testing accident that will get repaired and better than before. :)

[Sleek-Jet]

It sure would be nice to have a picture so we know who to root for... :D

[BADBLOWN572]

We will be sure to take some pictures next week when we are testing. :) Didn't take any this past weekend. :(

[jackpunx]

It sure would be nice to have a picture so we know who to root for... :D
Danny will be they guy wearing a pink helmet :D
You cant miss him

[jackpunx]

glad to hear you've got your "fingers" in the situation !!! :D - be careful and you might want to put a helmet on :idea: keyes
Your absolutely right.. we have been wearing the helmets, shoes and lifeline for practice.. It takes some getting used to..
Ive never driven a boat with shoes or a helmet.. :sqeyes:

[Sleek-Jet]

Danny will be they guy wearing a pink helmet :D
You cant miss him
Thanks, that should make him easy to spot... :D

[BADBLOWN572]

The Code Blue racing will be able to count the number of laps we do by counting the number of times that the pink helmet goes by them. ;)

[jackpunx]

The Code Blue racing will be able to count the number of laps we do by counting the number of times that the pink helmet goes by them. ;)
LMAO.. Im glad you accepted that you love PInk..lol

[Sleek-Jet]

What, am I supposed to be scared of a pink helmet???
:D

[jackpunx]

What, am I supposed to be scared of a pink helmet???
:D
I guess it depends if its attached to you or to someone else.. :rolleyes:
are you racing on this one? :smile:

[Mrs. Bordsmnj]

The Code Blue racing will be able to count the number of laps we do by counting the number of times that the pink helmet goes by them. ;)
LOL!!! :wink:

[jackpunx]

LOL!!! :wink:
your old man is a trader anyway.. you come and be topless with us :D

[riverbound]

The Code Blue racing will be able to count the number of laps we do by counting the number of times that the pink helmet goes by them. ;)
It will be easy to spot...it will be the boat porpoising all over the place :yuk:

[jackpunx]

It will be easy to spot...it will be the boat porpoising all over the place :yuk:
Traitor Traitor Traitor Traitor Traitor Traitor Traitor
You know .. you guys will mess the water up for us.. and the porpoising will be all over..

[riverbound]

Traitor Traitor Traitor Traitor Traitor Traitor Traitor
You know .. you guys will mess the water up for us.. and the porpoising will be all over..
Traitor???
Im still supplying most of Team Shocker with Lodging. :D and hang overs for race day :D

[Mrs. Bordsmnj]

your old man is a trader anyway.. you come and be topless with us :D
He is not a trader. He just wanted to be part of the race and now he is. ;) I will be rooting for you guys too! :D

[bordsmnj]

traitor??? :jawdrop:

[Mrs. Bordsmnj]

Traitor???
Im still supplying most of Team Shocker with Lodging. :D and hang overs for race day :D
Ahhhhhh, the master plan, cause hangovers for their drivers. All but Jason and Mark are in for it! :D

[missboatnam1]

i personally, cant wait to see the pink helmet, but will there be matching apparel to go with this pink helmet? ;)

[Mrs. Bordsmnj]

i personally, cant wait to see the pink helmet, but will there be matching apparel to go with this pink helmet? ;)
I wonder if they make pink lifelines? :D He is known as "Sexy Danny" and it does not get any sexier than pink! :shift:

[missboatnam1]

your right super linda, pink is pretty hot...at least matching trunks.....LOL or do they even wear them when racing? LOL...... :jawdrop:

[riverbound]

He is not a trader. He just wanted to be part of the race and now he is. ;) I will be rooting for you guys too! :D
EXACTLY....now we can race for the winning team and house the losing team :supp:

[missboatnam1]

EXACTLY....now we can race fro the winning team and house the losing team :supp:
huh :confused:

[riverbound]

huh :confused:
Someof Team Shocker is staying at my house (losing team) and Jason and I are racing for Code blue (winning team) :wink:

[Squirtin Thunder]

Someof Team Shocker is staying at my house (losing team) and Jason and I are racing for Code blue (winning team) :wink:
Exactly !!!
How drunk do we need to get them Friday night to make them sea sick Saturday ???

[Mrs. Bordsmnj]

Exactly !!!
How drunk do we need to get them Friday night to make them sea sick Saturday ???
Each team has a non-drinker :coffeycup :squiggle: :D

[riverbound]

Exactly !!!
How drunk do we need to get them Friday night to make them sea sick Saturday ???
I will be right there with them, but I drive better slightly hung :D the nerves dont get in the way :D

[Jordy]

You know, if you guys bumped this thread every 15 mintues or so, perhaps you could find more sponsors. :idea: :D

[riverbound]

You know, if you guys bumped this thread every 15 mintues or so, perhaps you could find more sponsors. :idea: :D
BUMP :p

[jackpunx]

He is not a trader. He just wanted to be part of the race and now he is. ;) I will be rooting for you guys too! :D
OH Linda.. you dont need to come to his rescue.. Im glad he's driving in the race.. I think its going to be a blast and something we can talk about for years..
but..im still gonna yank his chain a little for having a stoker and racing a jet boat..lol

[Squirtin Thunder]

Sorry for the HiJack !!!
THE BWRC 300 ENDURO SCHEDULED FOR OCTOBER 7 & 8 2005 IS NOW OFFICIALLY A RACE!
Code Blue Racing is seeking sponsors for the Parker 300. So anyone that wants to get involved in the event is more than welcome.
Right now CBR has three sponsors event, but we are working very hard and long to get everything ready for the event. We are shooting for a completion date of the 4th of Oct. which will give us plenty of time to test and make changes to the boat.
Code Blue Racing is very excited about the Parker Bluewater 300 Enduro. This event is a big step for boat racing and we are very excited to be part of it.
Our crew as of now , so any help is a big plus right now.
Support Team
1 - Crew Chief ----------Victor (VictorFB)
3 – Co-Drivers ---------- Jason (Bordsmnj) & Bill (Riverbound) & Frank (Holy Moly)
1 – Backup/Support Driver ---------- ?? BlowerDave ???
2 – Pit Crew Members ---------- Tyrone (460) & Michael (396)
1 – Pit Timer ---------- Jim (Boatnam2)
1 – Launch Person (Truck & Trailer) ---------- Linda (Mrs Bordsmnj)
2 – Boat/Launch Persons (on/off) ---------- ?????
4 – Gas Persons ---------- Billy (OneFastOne164) & ?????
1 – Lap Counter/Score Person ---------- Tina (MissBoatnam1)
2 – Refreshment/Food Persons ---------- Donna (Mrs ST) & Jenna (Bordsmnj's Sister)
If any of you feel you can help please step up !!!
Sponsors
Simon's Auto Body & Frame, Inc.
AMG Financial Services
Boatnam2
We are very greatfull for the people and companies that have stepped up so far, but we need more help. Anyone one else that wants to step up you are welcome to come on board and enjoy the race from the pit with our team.
Thank you
Jim Rich

[Mrs. Bordsmnj]

OH Linda.. you dont need to come to his rescue.. Im glad he's driving in the race.. I think its going to be a blast and something we can talk about for years..
but..im still gonna yank his chain a little for having a stoker and racing a jet boat..lol
I wouldn't let him race our boat. :D J/k honey, I know you wear the pants in the family! :eat: :D

[Jordy]

I wanted to thank you for the 1k Jordy ;)
Glad I could help you guys out. I guess, on the flip side, if I gave it to another team, I'd probably get a good portion of it back when they failed to go the distance. Gotta go with the winners here, and the outboard is where it's at. BordsmanJ knows better as does Riverbound. Jets suck. :D :D :D
Perhaps we should draft a letter to Mr. Stoker and get Jason's club card revoked. :D :D :D

[riverbound]

OH Linda.. you dont need to come to his rescue.. Im glad he's driving in the race.. I think its going to be a blast and something we can talk about for years..
but..im still gonna yank his chain a little for having a stoker and racing a jet boat..lol
I tried to get him to run his.....but there is no way that was gonna happen. and Im not running mine either. So it was either my Spectra or Jims boat :idea:

[Squirtin Thunder]

I wouldn't let him race our boat. :D J/k honey, I know you wear the pants in the family! :eat: :D
Now thats funny !!!

[Mrs. Bordsmnj]

Hey Squirtin Thunder,
Its not cool to hijack on the competitions thread. :boxingguy :D

[Jordy]

Hey Squirtin Thunder,
Its not cool to hijack on the competitions thread. :boxingguy :D
I was thinking the same thing. Guess he saw KH's post about the $1K I put up and was hoping lightning would strike twice. Not going to happen Ford boy. ;)

[riverbound]

Hey, I need a place to stay! I don't take much room and my farts smell likes roses. :D
Unfortuantely my FAT ASS is taking all the room ;) I would let you, but I think my house is at capacity now (im sleeping on the couch). If I had room it would be no problem.

[jackpunx]

Hey Squirtin Thunder,
Its not cool to hijack on the competitions thread. :boxingguy :D
LMAO... we are not competition.. Your competition is in div 1... LOL..
Hijack away..

[Squirtin Thunder]

Code Blue Racings Sanger Custom Sprint should hold its own very well in this field. We will have our new 7L engine ready to go very soon along with our pump mods, and I can't forget our rough water loader that Any&All have sent us for the race.

[jackpunx]

I was thinking the same thing. Guess he saw KH's post about the $1K I put up and was hoping lightning would strike twice. Not going to happen Ford boy. ;)
LMAO.. thanks for the money Jordy.. I think we are making a profit now.. LOL >>> NOT!

[jackpunx]

[QUOTE=Squirtin Thunder]Code Blue Racings Sanger Custom Sprint should hold its own very well in this field. QUOTE]
is there anyone in it yet?

[riverbound]

LMAO.. thanks for the money Jordy.. I think we are making a profit now.. LOL >>> NOT!
Then Im charging rent ;) I need to raise some $$ for Code Blue Racing... And the money would be that much sweeter coming from Team Shocker :D

[djunkie]

LMAO.. thanks for the money Jordy.. I think we are making a profit now.. LOL >>> NOT!
Thats good to hear. I think i'll tear up the check I was gonna give you guys. :D

[jackpunx]

Then Im charging rent ;) I need to raise some $$ for Code Blue Racing... And the money would be that much sweeter coming from Team Shocker :D
I'll sponsor you guys if you put Team Shocker on your sponsor sheet :D

[jackpunx]

LOL. Guess I'm SOL. Perhaps I'll just stay in my van.....down by the river.:D
thats a country song isnt it?..lol

[riverbound]

LOL. Guess I'm SOL. Perhaps I'll just stay in my van.....down by the river.:D
If you dont mind the floor or maybe sleeping in a boat I have room. Most likely the floor is where its at....We do have airmatresses though.

[riverbound]

I'll sponsor you guys if you put Team Shocker on your sponsor sheet :D
I just spit water all over my screen.....Im still laughing.

[Squirtin Thunder]

I'll sponsor you guys if you put Team Shocker on your sponsor sheet :D
Thats fine with me !!!

[Jordy]

We do have airmatresses though.
I'll bring my own if Foxy can stay with me. :D :D :D

[BADBLOWN572]

Hey Squirtin Thunder,
Its not cool to hijack on the competitions thread. :boxingguy :D
It's cool because we are going to hijack all of their team's chicks. ;) You know that they want to go home with the winners. ;) :D

[jackpunx]

Thats fine with me !!!
I'll tell ya what.. I'll do you one better....

[Jordy]

I'll tell ya what.. I'll do you one better....
This should be good. :D

[Squirtin Thunder]

I'll tell ya what.. I'll do you one better....
What ????????? :mix:

[riverbound]

I'll bring my own if Foxy can stay with me. :D :D :D
If she can make it...I got a place for her to sleep ;)

[riverbound]

I'll tell ya what.. I'll do you one better....
LMAO

[bordsmnj]

but that is a complete sentence?? :coffeycup :squiggle:

[BADBLOWN572]

If she can make it...I got a place for her to sleep ;)
Yeah at our house. None of the girls will want to stay in the "house of shame" ;) :D :2purples:

[jackpunx]

but that is a complete sentence?? :coffeycup :squiggle:
Damm tweekers in canyon lake.. He just needs to take his time a little bit... you know smell that horse crap smell that you cant get away from in that area.. :D

[Code Blue Racing]

I'll sponsor you guys if you put Team Shocker on your sponsor sheet :D
Well I am waiting for the deal !!!

[bordsmnj]

i'll have a boat next years race called short bus.

[jackpunx]

Well I am waiting for the deal !!!
You have been on our sponsor sheet for an hr now.. and you didnt even notice?..
my feelings are going to be hurt.. Dammit.. I think Im going to throw myself out of a plane this weekend :eat:

[riverbound]

Yeah at our house. None of the girls will want to stay in the "house of shame" ;) :D :2purples:
Nope.....she only digs guys with big whackers... ;)

[jackpunx]

Nope.....she only digs guys with big whackers... ;)
We have a strong lower unit thatÂ’s fast in rough conditions..
and we got a bigger gas tank for more stamina

[riverbound]

We have a strong lower unit thatÂ’s fast in rough conditions..
and we got a bigger gas tank for more stamina
But you still got a little whacker....and conditions are very smoooooth ;)

[jackpunx]

But you still got a little whacker....and conditions are very smoooooth ;)
my dad can beat up your dad

[bordsmnj]

whack this!

[BADBLOWN572]

whack this!
We plan on whacking the shit out of Code Blue on the race track. :D ;) :p

[bordsmnj]

i think i'll be luaghin' at your BALD ass when it's over. :D

[BADBLOWN572]

i think i'll be luaghin' at your BALD ass when it's over. :D
You think so???? Check out the other post. :rollside: :D

[Code Blue Racing]

http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/251race.jpg
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/2311Pict0563.jpg

[Code Blue Racing]

We look faster even with the old set-up !!!

[BADBLOWN572]

Fast is a relative term. Fast to the fuel dock, Fast return to the trailer, Fast end of the day, etc... ;) It would depend on the way in which you are speaking. If you are referring to speed, this is going to get interesting. :cool: :D :rolleyes: :p

[bordsmnj]

You think so???? Check out the other post. :rollside: :D
which other post?

[BADBLOWN572]

This One (http://www2.***boat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=92059&page=4)

[Code Blue Racing]

We still look a lot faster even in the rough water !!!!
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/251race.jpg
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/2311Pict0563.jpg

[Jordy]

We still look a lot faster even in the rough water !!!!
What rough water??? You jet guys just slay me. :D :rolleyes: :notam: :D

[BADBLOWN572]

We still look a lot faster even in the rough water !!!!
If you are talking about all of your thrust pushing the nose up, rear down, and the jet acting as a squirt gun then yes you look fast. :redface: :messedup:
Also, BTW, do you see a hemet on in the picture? If not, then we are not pushing it at all. :skull:

[jackpunx]

this is funny.. if they stand on that motor for more then 5 min.. its gonna break...

[Jordy]

this is funny.. if they stand on that motor for more then 5 min.. its gonna break...
And Jim said he's going to pay me $100 for every lap they don't finish. He's going to need more sponsors. :idea: :D ;) :D
You really think it will take 5 minutes??? :notam:

[jackpunx]

And Jim said he's going to pay me $100 for every lap they don't finish. He's going to need more sponsors. :idea: :D ;) :D
You really think it will take 5 minutes??? :notam:
I have had some jet boats.. they work realllllllllly hard... couldnt imagine pinning my tach for more than a min... let alone 4hrs..

[jackpunx]

And Jim said he's going to pay me $100 for every lap they don't finish. He's going to need more sponsors. :idea: :D ;) :D
You really think it will take 5 minutes??? :notam:
I have had some jet boats.. they work realllllllllly hard... couldnt imagine pinning my tach for more than a min... let alone 4hrs..
100 for every lap they dont complete?... damm :D

[Jordy]

100 for every lap they dont complete?... damm :D
He suggested that I pay them $15 for every lap they complete. The $100 for every lap they don't was my counter offer. He's been rather quiet since then. :D :D :D
I do have a few good ideas for humiliation that we're working on. BB572 and I have been brainstorming. :D

[BADBLOWN572]

Since we can't paint our helmet pink, we had to figure out something else to let Code Blue know it was us as we go by. So, we decided to put something along these lines across the back of our helmet. :crossx: :wink:
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/1598peeon_calvin1.jpg

[superdave013]

Since we can't paint our helmet pink, we had to figure out something else to let Code Blue know it was us as we go by. So, we decided to put something along these lines across the back of our helmet. :crossx: :wink:
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/1598peeon_calvin1.jpg
Good think it's not NASCAR. That would get ya a $25,000.00 fine and you would all loose 25 drivers points and the owner would loose 25 points as well!
But this is not NASCAR and every time I see anything "Code Blue" I just wanna quote something! :)

[Jordy]

Since we can't paint our helmet pink, we had to figure out something else to let Code Blue know it was us as we go by. So, we decided to put something along these lines across the back of our helmet. :crossx: :wink:
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/1598peeon_calvin1.jpg
We should talk to Kyle about having a flag made up for the boat as that helmet decal will be hard for them to see from the dock. ;) :idea: :D
But this is not NASCAR and every time I see anything "Code Blue" I just wanna quote something! :)
:D :D :D

[jackpunx]

We should talk to Kyle about having a flag made up for the boat as that helmet decal will be hard for them to see from the dock. ;) :idea: :D
:D :D :D
Riverkid.. dont worry.. we are not going to deface your helmet..lol..
but we will put in on our boat!...lol
is this all in good fun still?
is anyone butt hurt yet?
Let me know.. Im working on it.. lol.. j/k

[BADBLOWN572]

We should talk to Kyle about having a flag made up for the boat as that helmet decal will be hard for them to see from the dock. ;) :idea: :D
Jordy's Kung Foo is strong today. I would consider that a virtual bitch slap. :D ;) :p

[Squirtin Thunder]

And Jim said he's going to pay me $100 for every lap they don't finish. He's going to need more sponsors. :idea: :D ;) :D
You really think it will take 5 minutes??? :notam:
The only thing I have agreed with you on was you should crawl back under that rock you came from !!!!

[BADBLOWN572]

is anyone butt hurt yet?
Let me know.. Im working on it.. lol.. j/k
You know that Code Blue can take a joke. Reasons for this is 1) they are entering a jet into a 300 mile enduro race & 2) The motor pushing the jet is a Ford. :D :D :D

[Squirtin Thunder]

You know that Code Blue can take a joke. Reasons for this is 1) they are entering a jet into a 300 mile enduro race & 2) The motor pushing the jet is a Ford. :D :D :D
Whats your point ???

[riverbound]

Since we can't paint our helmet pink, we had to figure out something else to let Code Blue know it was us as we go by. So, we decided to put something along these lines across the back of our helmet. :crossx: :wink:
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/1598peeon_calvin1.jpg
Im laughing :D even though Im not supposed too :D

[BADBLOWN572]

Whats your point ???
Nevermind. :notam:

[Jordy]

The only thing I have agreed with you on was you should crawl back under that rock you came from !!!!
Damn Quotin' Thunder, you really need to come up with some new material. I understand that you're from Bullhead and all, but this under the rock stuff is about as lame as your frequent quoting of your own posts in every forum. :notam:
And I'm sure you'll miss this point, but I haven't ever agreed with you about anything, so your post doesn't make any sense at any rate, kind of like entering a Ford powered jet in a 300 mile enduro. OK, I guess I'm just wasting keystrokes here. :rolleyes: :notam:
What happened to Code Blue Racing? I thought that was your new screen name and you traded up? Now you're Quotin' Thunder again??? Multiple screen names are against the rules around here. :notam: :rolleyes: :cool:

[Squirtin Thunder]

Damn Quotin' Thunder, you really need to come up with some new material. I understand that you're from Bullhead and all, but this under the rock stuff is about as lame as your frequent quoting of your own posts in every forum. :notam:
And I'm sure you'll miss this point, but I haven't ever agreed with you about anything, so your post doesn't make any sense at any rate, kind of like entering a Ford powered jet in a 300 mile enduro. OK, I guess I'm just wasting keystrokes here. :rolleyes: :notam:
What happened to Code Blue Racing? I thought that was your new screen name and you traded up? Now you're Quotin' Thunder again??? Multiple screen names are against the rules around here. :notam: :rolleyes: :cool:
Jody,
Get it right, you suck !!! You are not a cop so drop it !!! Quit being a bitch !!!

[Jordy]

Jody,
Get it right, you suck !!! You are not a cop so drop it !!! Quit being a bitch !!!
Once again, who is Jody??? :rolleyes:
If you were talking to me, I've never claimed to be a cop, so that was stupid. As far as being a bitch??? I'd say quoting your own posts every few minutes would be very bitch'ish behavior. At least we got past the rock thing. I guess I should be impressed. :notam:

[Squirtin Thunder]

I think when I finally meet you I am going to kick you in the junk, and then say Hi !!!

[Jordy]

I think when I finally meet you I am going to kick you in the junk, and then say Hi !!!
Great, here we go with the internet tough guy bullshit. I just love internet tough guys. So should I consider that a threat???
Am I getting to you Quotin' Thunder? :rolleyes:

[jackpunx]

yo yo yo... Hey kids.. time out!...
BTW.. Jordy..
we got the check for 2k... I thought you were only sending 1k

[Jordy]

BTW.. Jordy..
we got the check for 2k... I thought you were only sending 1k
2 is better than 1 right??? ;) :D

[Mrs. Bordsmnj]

Dang Team Shocker, you guys are harsh. :frown:

[Jordy]

Dang Team Shocker, you guys are harsh. :frown:
We're just having fun here. Can't help it if we're better at the game than some people around here. ;)
Like this guy for example:
I think when I finally meet you I am going to kick you in the junk, and then say Hi !!!
Hey Jim, should I consider that a threat?

[boatnam2]

sent my chicken scrath out today shocker racing.im know as boatnam racing myou can put it in small writing if you want lol.

[Mrs. Bordsmnj]

sent my chicken scrath out today shocker racing.im know as boatnam racing myou can put it in small writing if you want lol.
So you are sponsoring Shocker Racing but on Code Blue's pit crew???? :confused:

[riverbound]

So you are sponsoring Shocker Racing but on Code Blue's pit crew???? :confused:
I sponsored Shocker racing...and Im driving for Code Blue...is that bad??

[boatnam2]

well we are giving both a little money(not much) and im piting on code blue racing but will probaly be drinking schocker racing's beer!

[Mrs. Bordsmnj]

I sponsored Shocker racing...and Im driving for Code Blue...is that bad??
For reals?? :confused: :notam:

[riverbound]

For reals?? :confused: :notam:
Uh yah...most of them are staying at my house :hammerhea
Plus I want to be on there good side (im not shaving my head) :yuk:

[jackpunx]

When its all said and done.. WE are all on the same team.. You guys know we'll help eachother and it will be a party for sure!
Hope we pit near eachother :D

[Mrs. Bordsmnj]

Uh yah...most of them are staying at my house :hammerhea
Plus I want to be on there good side (im not shaving my head) :yuk:
LOL! I guess I will be cooking for Team Shocker huh? :smile:
You would look awesome with a shaved head, it will grow back! :rollside:

[Jordy]

Plus I want to be on there good side (im not shaving my head) :yuk:
Who said anything about head shaving??? Hair grows back. Pride after the humilation we have planned will be a little slower to return. :D :D :D

[JB in so cal]

Can you guys put down the gloves for a question:?
Is there going to be any "down" time periods? To go from the BW marina out or vise versa? How close to the lower sandbar are you gonna be racing?
THX

[riverbound]

Who said anything about head shaving??? Hair grows back. Pride after the humilation we have planned will be a little slower to return. :D :D :D
Just remember there is a chance of you guys breaking, I hope quotin thunder knows what he is doing with his motor. :(

[riverbound]

Can you guys put down the gloves for a question:?
Is there going to be any "down" time periods? To go from the BW marina out or vise versa? How close to the lower sandbar are you gonna be racing?
THX
Im not sure what they are going to do with access in/out. We will be running right by the lower sandbar.

[jackpunx]

Can you guys put down the gloves for a question:?
Is there going to be any "down" time periods? To go from the BW marina out or vise versa? How close to the lower sandbar are you gonna be racing?
THX
I dont know how they are going to do that.. the lower sandbar/casino/5MPH zone will probably be all blocked off..
its an enduro so there wont be any downtime..
thats a great question.. I'll ask it on the other forum and report back to you :)

[Jordy]

Just remember there is a chance of you guys breaking, I hope quotin thunder knows what he is doing with his motor. :(
Anything is possible. However, if I was a bettin' man, I'd pick the outboard over the jet any day of the week. Then again, I'm a recent convert to the school of outboards because I wanted reliability. ;)

[jackpunx]

Just remember there is a chance of you guys breaking, I hope quotin thunder knows what he is doing with his motor. :(
anyone can break.... We are just talking sh*t ..
but the odds are againt you.. if your motor lasts the race and does well.. he might want to go into the motor building business.. as long as you can get more then 2 people to fords in their boats :D

[riverbound]

anyone can break.... We are just talking sh*t ..
but the odds are againt you.. if your motor lasts the race and does well.. he might want to go into the motor building business.. as long as you can get more then 2 people to fords in their boats :D
Yah..I know..if we break early can I drive for you?? :D

[jackpunx]

Yah..I know..if we break early can I drive for you?? :D
Yes Sir!.. except.. we should have enough gas to get through the race...
but you never know.. I could get drunk and hit my head.. lol

[riverbound]

Yes Sir!.. except.. we should have enough gas to get through the race...
but you never know.. I could get drunk and hit my head.. lol
You could have just said no...instead of geting my hopes up :yuk: I was believing you until the getdrunk part :frown:

[Jordy]

I was believing you until the getdrunk part :frown:
Dammit RB, I wish I had something nice to sell you. How about a bridge?? It's really nice. Put up a toll booth. Make your money back in no time. You'll have a bridge, Mark is getting drunk, and a Ford jet is going to run 5500 rpms for 300 miles. :D :D
Hell, I'm off to buy a Powerball ticket now with odds like that. :D :D :D

[jackpunx]

Dammit RB, I wish I had something nice to sell you. How about a bridge?? It's really nice. Put up a toll booth. Make your money back in no time. You'll have a bridge, Mark is getting drunk, and a Ford jet is going to run 5500 rpms for 300 miles. :D :D
Hell, I'm off to buy a Powerball ticket now with odds like that. :D :D :D
LMAO

[jackpunx]

You could have just said no...instead of geting my hopes up :yuk: I was believing you until the getdrunk part :frown:
awwww... you can drive it..
after the race :D

[riverbound]

Dammit RB, I wish I had something nice to sell you. How about a bridge?? It's really nice. Put up a toll booth. Make your money back in no time. You'll have a bridge, Mark is getting drunk, and a Ford jet is going to run 5500 rpms for 300 miles. :D :D
Hell, I'm off to buy a Powerball ticket now with odds like that. :D :D :D
Like I said before The motor was built to spin 15,000 roms so 5,000 will pretty much be like idling all day. :wink:

[jackpunx]

awwww... you can drive it..
after the race :D
LOL>. your going to have to kiss Danielle's ass.... Its not even my boat.. LMAO

[Jordy]

Like I said before The motor was built to spin 15,000 roms so 5,000 will pretty much be like idling all day. :wink:
I forgot about the top secret BBF Ford Turbine project. I might have to reconsider my previous statements. After that, I'm off to Kachina. I'm trading my Spectre in on something more "custom." :notam: :D

[riverbound]

LOL>. your going to have to kiss Danielle's ass.... Its not even my boat.. LMAO
ha hah....Thats ok I will drive my own.....plus its not my Chick's boat :wink:

[jackpunx]

Mark, how come you're not racing your Stoker?
Its got a car motor in it :)

[lucky]

Like I said before The motor was built to spin 15,000 roms so 5,000 will pretty much be like idling all day. :wink:
what the hell is a rom .. is it like a quarter of a r.p.m :jawdrop:

[jackpunx]

ha hah....Thats ok I will drive my own.....plus its not my Chick's boat :wink:
dont worry.. some day you'll find a chick with good tast in boats..lol

[riverbound]

I forgot about the top secret BBF Ford Turbine project. I might have to reconsider my previous statements. After that, I'm off to Kachina. I'm trading my Spectre in on something more "custom." :notam: :D
Make sure they build the motor for you :wink: You want it to be a complete custom. What graphics are you getting? Someting with buffalos and eagles?? Rememeber the uglier it is the more "custom" it is at kajunka.

[riverbound]

dont worry.. some day you'll find a chick with good tast in boats..lol
Hopefully...does yours have a sister :D

[jackpunx]

Make sure they build the motor for you :wink: You want it to be a complete custom. What graphics are you getting? Someting with buffalos and eagles?? Rememeber the uglier it is the more "custom" it is at kajunka.
actually.. the guy with the big eagle is probably going to be the guy to beat :cry:

[Jordy]

Rememeber the uglier it is the more "custom" it is at kajunka.
Who told you the secret mantra??? :D :D :D

[lucky]

:jawdrop: :D

[riverbound]

He told me he was looking at something with a Wizard, two dragons and six hobbits. Otherwise known as "The Usual." :D :D
And all of this will be painted on an '86 Sleek craft splash hull.....right???

[jackpunx]

Hopefully...does yours have a sister :D
No.. but she's pretty friendly.. and if you beg her a little.. she'll go find one for you :)

[riverbound]

No.. but she's pretty friendly.. and if you beg her a little.. she'll go find one for you :)
so is that why they call you jackpimps?? always looking out for others in need.

[jackpunx]

so is that why they call you jackpimps?? always looking out for others in need.
Im a giver :)
speaking of that..
do you want to go skydiving with us this weekend?

[Jordy]

And all of this will be painted on an '86 Sleek craft splash hull.....right???
Hey now, they bought those 20 year old molds fair and square. :D
I'm still waiting for the Top Gun splash 38'er. :D

[riverbound]

Im a giver :)
speaking of that..
do you want to go skydiving with us this weekend?
would love to...but I will be at the river this weekend.

[riverbound]

Hey now, they bought those 20 year old molds fair and square. :D
I'm still waiting for the Top Gun splash 38'er. :D
I guess they did...well at least they can talk about their cutting edge styling to make up for their beautiful graphics...oh wait
:notam:

[Jordy]

I think when I finally meet you I am going to kick you in the junk, and then say Hi !!!
Hey Jim, where did you go??? I'm still wondering if I should consider this a threat??? :confused: :notam:

[BADBLOWN572]

Who said anything about head shaving??? Hair grows back. Pride after the humilation we have planned will be a little slower to return. :D :D :D
Yep, and the pictures will be priceless. :D :D :D :D :D

[riverbound]

Hey Jim, where did you go??? I'm still wondering if I should consider this a threat??? :confused: :notam:
Hey Jordy...If he doesnt I will :D But I will hand you a beer first :D

[jackpunx]

We are very happy to add our newest sponsor
Perris Valley Skydiving
if interested I can work out a HB discount for any new divers.
they are going to fly their plane out and probably drop a couple of skydivers onto the beach at the casino!
Then land at the airport and come hang out with us for the day while they give away T shirts..
HowÂ’s that for Big Ballen! lol

[Mrs. Bordsmnj]

We are very happy to add our newest sponsor
Perris Valley Skydiving
if interested I can work out a HB discount for any new divers.
they are going to fly their plane out and probably drop a couple of skydivers onto the beach at the casino!
Then land at the airport and come hang out with us for the day while they give away T shirts..
HowÂ’s that for Big Ballen! lol
That is fricken awesome Mark!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nice work!!!!! :) :wink:

[riverbound]

We are very happy to add our newest sponsor
Perris Valley Skydiving
if interested I can work out a HB discount for any new divers.
they are going to fly their plane out and probably drop a couple of skydivers onto the beach at the casino!
Then land at the airport and come hang out with us for the day while they give away T shirts..
HowÂ’s that for Big Ballen! lol
Very cool. This is goign to be a fun time for EVERYONE involved :rollside:

[djunkie]

Very cool. This is goign to be a fun time for EVERYONE involved :rollside:
Yes it should be. Especially when I secretly poor a bud light into a coors light can and give it to RD. :D

[pixilatedpussy]

We are very happy to add our newest sponsor
Perris Valley Skydiving
if interested I can work out a HB discount for any new divers.
they are going to fly their plane out and probably drop a couple of skydivers onto the beach at the casino!
Then land at the airport and come hang out with us for the day while they give away T shirts..
HowÂ’s that for Big Ballen! lol
I wanna go jump out of a plane! :D

[BADBLOWN572]

I wanna go jump out of a plane! :D
Weekend after the race there should be about 5 or 6 people heading out. :) C'mon down. :)

[jackpunx]

I wanna go jump out of a plane! :D
my woman is going to do it on the 15th.. come with us.. should be a fun group

[BADBLOWN572]

Anyone who wants to experience the most intense adrenaline rush possible, they should come out on the 15th of October to Perris Valley (where the broke the world reccord last weekend ;) )
I will warn you though, you WILL get strung out on it!!!

[BADBLOWN572]

I hate you working weekends too. Kind of puts a damper on our play weekends. ;) :D

[jackpunx]

I may have mentioned this before but just to make sure everyone knows it I will say it again...
:mad: :mad: I HATE WORKING WEEKENDS :mad: :mad: :mad:
at least your wife dosnt work weekends.. :p

[fourspeednup]

at least your wife dosnt work weekends.. :p
Ouch...you gonna let that slide KH? :boxingguy :D
<----needed to put something on this thread ;)

[riverbound]

I have no worries
She is to much for you to handle :eek:
fourspeednup:
Was that good enough :wink:
I will take too much and let you have what I cant handle :cool:

[fourspeednup]

I have no worries
She is to much for you to handle :eek:
fourspeednup:
Was that good enough :wink:
I suppose it'll have to do :wink: :D

[jackpunx]

I have no worries
She is to much for you to handle :eek:
fourspeednup:
Was that good enough :wink:
ahh.. she didnt tell you yet?.. dammm :p

[missboatnam1]

I may have mentioned this before but just to make sure everyone knows it I will say it again...
:mad: :mad: I HATE WORKING WEEKENDS :mad: :mad: :mad:
:mad: :mad:ME TOO!!!!! :burningm: :burningm:

[Jordy]

He suggested that I pay them $15 for every lap they complete. The $100 for every lap they don't was my counter offer. He's been rather quiet since then. :D :D :D
Hey Jim, deduct my $15 x whatever 2 or 3 laps you ran, and then just send me the check for the $100 x 47 or whatever it was. :D :D :D