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barbigrl
09-21-2005, 08:33 AM
ur new at a job, and a co-worker is eating the food you bring? I saw the receptionist eating my freakin yogurt! Do I let it go this time? Or do I say something the next time? :confused: :mad:

Jbb
09-21-2005, 08:34 AM
Beat her about the head and shoulders with a large stick.....establish your place in the pecking order early.... :D

76ANTHONY
09-21-2005, 08:35 AM
throw that managment action on her ass :hammer2: :hammer2: :mad: :D :D

Tremor Therapy
09-21-2005, 08:36 AM
We have that here from time to time....150+ employees, and 3 refer's to store everyone's chow.
I might let it go one time, but I would mark it tomorrow, and if she did it again, I'd definately let her know in a quiet manner that this behavior is unacceptable!

Sleek-Jet
09-21-2005, 08:36 AM
I say you shank her in the excersize yard.... for the same reasons JBB gave. :D

barbigrl
09-21-2005, 08:37 AM
throw that managment action on her ass :hammer2: :hammer2: :mad: :D :D
Yeah I know....I am just getting used to this being in charge thing.... :cool:

Jordy
09-21-2005, 08:37 AM
Tell her that you've got the HIV and you spit in all your food before you put it in the fridge. That will stop that kind of behavior. ;) :D

barbigrl
09-21-2005, 08:38 AM
Tell her that you've got the HIV and you spit in all your food before you put it in the fridge. That will stop that kind of behavior. ;) :D
OMG...that is freakin horrible!!

76ANTHONY
09-21-2005, 08:39 AM
Yeah I know....I am just getting used to this being in charge thing....
yeah right :yuk:

Jordy
09-21-2005, 08:39 AM
OMG...that is freakin horrible!!
Just something that I heard about you. Thought you might be able to use it to your advantage. ;)

Jbb
09-21-2005, 08:41 AM
I say you shank her in the excersize yard.... for the same reasons JBB gave. :D
lol.... :smile:

barbigrl
09-21-2005, 08:42 AM
Just something that I heard about you. Thought you might be able to use it to your advantage. ;)
:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

76ANTHONY
09-21-2005, 08:43 AM
:D :D :D :D :D :D i knew there was something up with you :D :D :D

Redneck
09-21-2005, 08:44 AM
ur new at a job, and a co-worker is eating the food you bring? I saw the receptionist eating my freakin yogurt! Do I let it go this time? Or do I say something the next time? :confused: :mad:
kick her ass

76ANTHONY
09-21-2005, 08:44 AM
just go out for lunch, oh wait, sorry forgot who i was talking too :D :idea:

Badger301
09-21-2005, 08:47 AM
Inject some Exlax in another one and put it in the fridge.....she'll never do it again

JackieV
09-21-2005, 08:49 AM
ur new at a job, and a co-worker is eating the food you bring? I saw the receptionist eating my freakin yogurt! Do I let it go this time? Or do I say something the next time? :confused: :mad:
How many did you put in the fridge?

JackieV
09-21-2005, 08:50 AM
kick her ass
Oh yeah! :rolleyes: And then I bet you want her to smear the yogurt all over her too huh! lol :p

pjones
09-21-2005, 08:50 AM
Habeneros!

Mrs. Restless22
09-21-2005, 08:51 AM
Tell her that you've got the HIV and you spit in all your food before you put it in the fridge. That will stop that kind of behavior. ;) :D
Thats funny right there! :hammer2: :D

Tom Brown
09-21-2005, 08:55 AM
Two women fired from top law firm after dispute over ham sandwich (http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=26046)

Jbb
09-21-2005, 08:56 AM
Two women fired from top law firm after dispute over ham sandwich (http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=26046)
Two chicks covered with ham and condiments....sounds like Canadian girls gone wild video material..... :D

topless
09-21-2005, 08:59 AM
Just ask her why she's eating your food. She'll turn about 5 shades of red. :eek:

topless
09-21-2005, 09:00 AM
Oh yeah, then write her up. :D

SummitKarl
09-21-2005, 09:01 AM
Call OGSHOCKER and tell him she is playing "RAP" music on her radio at work :D

barbigrl
09-21-2005, 09:01 AM
Just ask her why she's eating your food. She'll turn about 5 shades of red. :eek:
I know huh....Oh well... :p

JackieV
09-21-2005, 09:01 AM
Just something that I heard about you. Thought you might be able to use it to your advantage. ;)
Comments like this Jordy will get you some overtime spankings...that means just when you think you've had enough, I WON'T STOP!!! ;)

76ANTHONY
09-21-2005, 09:03 AM
Call OGSHOCKER and tell him she is playing "RAP" music on her radio at work
ok now thats funny :D :D :D :D :coffeycup

Keithb87
09-21-2005, 09:03 AM
ur new at a job, and a co-worker is eating the food you bring? I saw the receptionist eating my freakin yogurt! Do I let it go this time? Or do I say something the next time? :confused: :mad:
go home and crap in an empty yogurt container and reseal it then put it in the fridge. :2purples: See if she eats that one.

JackieV
09-21-2005, 09:04 AM
Two women fired from top law firm after dispute over ham sandwich (http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=26046)
Mr Brown, where do you find these things? :wink:

redi4fun
09-21-2005, 09:04 AM
Tell her you bought some "Fat FREE" yogurt for her on the top self. :smile:

76ANTHONY
09-21-2005, 09:06 AM
tell her your going to the store to pick up some yogurt and ask what flavor she likes :D :hammer2:

76ANTHONY
09-21-2005, 09:11 AM
or better yet tell her your making a list and you noticed how much she enjoyed your yogurt was she ok with the brand :devil:

barbigrl
09-21-2005, 09:12 AM
or better yet tell her your making a list and you noticed how much she enjoyed your yogurt was she ok with the brand :devil:
HAHAHA...I love it!! :p

Mrs. 4-B
09-21-2005, 09:16 AM
We have had this same problem at my work from time to time. Now the culprit has retired and it hasn't happened since!
But, we did learn to put our name on things or to bring a lunch box with one of those frozen thingy's in it. It does suck though! Where is the common courtesy!!! :boxingguy

ROZ
09-21-2005, 09:22 AM
Nobody gets between me and MY lunch...Nobody..
I would beat the fouck out her with her keyboard, stabbed her in an eye with a fork, and staple her mouth shut so, 1. she wouldn't eat anyones lunch and 2. maybe she'd loose some weight...

Miss Perfect
09-21-2005, 09:22 AM
Call OGSHOCKER and tell him she is playing "RAP" music on her radio at work :D
Classic. I forgot all about that one! :D

76ANTHONY
09-21-2005, 09:23 AM
So Retire Her Ass, Thats It

Mrs.charitycase
09-21-2005, 09:23 AM
ur new at a job, and a co-worker is eating the food you bring? I saw the receptionist eating my freakin yogurt! Do I let it go this time? Or do I say something the next time? :confused: :mad:
WHAT????????????????????? That's FREAKIN RUDE!!!!!!!!! I know what I would wanna say, but don't know what I WOULD say. hmmmmmmmm What a BITCH!

ROZ
09-21-2005, 09:25 AM
You can always do what I did.... Put one of those 18" tall fridges below your desk... Keep a microwave close, too :D

lucky
09-21-2005, 09:25 AM
ur new at a job, and a co-worker is eating the food you bring? I saw the receptionist eating my freakin yogurt! Do I let it go this time? Or do I say something the next time? :confused: :mad:
1 of two things
a: you invite her to lunch then forget your wallet then excuse yourself to the rest room
b : piss in a yogurt and wait till after its gone to tell every one it's a vagina culture ??? :idea:

Jbb
09-21-2005, 09:28 AM
1 of two things
a: you invite her to lunch then forget your wallet then excuse yourself to the rest room
b : piss in a yogurt and wait till after its gone to tell every one it's a vagina culture ??? :idea:
Tom Brown said that was gonna be the title of his memoirs when they are published...Vagina Culture....... :boxed:

76ANTHONY
09-21-2005, 09:30 AM
i cant believe mrscc said that, huh she is human... :cry: :cry: :cry: :wink:

lucky
09-21-2005, 09:31 AM
Tom Brown said that was gonna be the title of his memoirs when they are published...Vagina Culture....... :boxed:
1st edition "in da bush " :D

Redneck
09-21-2005, 09:31 AM
Oh yeah! :rolleyes: And then I bet you want her to smear the yogurt all over her too huh! lol :p
hmmmm wait ive had this dream before lol

Redneck
09-21-2005, 09:33 AM
Call OGSHOCKER and tell him she is playing "RAP" music on her radio at work :D
thats some funny sh@t right there

Jordy
09-21-2005, 09:34 AM
Is she hot??? :D

JB in so cal
09-21-2005, 09:35 AM
You can always do what I did.... Put one of those 18" tall fridges below your desk... Keep a microwave close, too :D
Careful with your nuts around microwaves. You could be a couple of heated bags of popcorn away from some serious issues :eek:

Tom Brown
09-21-2005, 09:35 AM
Tom Brown said that was gonna be the title of his memoirs when they are published...Vagina Culture....... :boxed:
I could go for a cultural experience right about now. :idea:

BADBLOWN572
09-21-2005, 09:38 AM
I would simply ask her where she attended kindergarden. Once she responded, I would ask her if they taught her that it was rude to take someone else's food. If she says yes, ask her to go take a remedial kindergarden class.

76ANTHONY
09-21-2005, 09:38 AM
kill two birds with one stone. go take her pic and tell her jordy and i want to see whos stealing your yogurt..... :crossx: :cry:

lucky
09-21-2005, 09:41 AM
or play vids of the river with our friend frenchi - and then say see i have proof, right there in the reefer .... hey where'e it go ??? :idea:

Jbb
09-21-2005, 09:41 AM
I could go for a cultural experience right about now. :idea:
Time for a road trip.....?
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Tom Brown
09-21-2005, 09:44 AM
Time for a road trip.....?
... to the Northside. Dog has made all of the arrangements. :cool:
... sorry dog, that is. :)

barbigrl
09-21-2005, 09:46 AM
WHAT????????????????????? That's FREAKIN RUDE!!!!!!!!! I know what I would wanna say, but don't know what I WOULD say. hmmmmmmmm What a BITCH!
THe best part is....she did it right in front of me!! haha...i dont think it was done on purpose, I guess she is really ignorant on office common sense!! :rolleyes:

barbigrl
09-21-2005, 09:48 AM
You can always do what I did.... Put one of those 18" tall fridges below your desk... Keep a microwave close, too :D
Haha..I don't bring that much food!! I need to just start putting it in a lunch bag. She ate my favorite one too :frown:

76ANTHONY
09-21-2005, 09:51 AM
what about a scooby doo lunch box?????

JackieV
09-21-2005, 10:09 AM
Just walk up behind her while she's eating your chow and say "Hey, you want to wear my underwear too, bitch?"
Classic! lol :D

76ANTHONY
09-21-2005, 10:13 AM
get her a bowl of f*ck loops :yuk:

barbigrl
09-21-2005, 10:16 AM
get her a bowl of f*ck loops :yuk:
Ahh and you know how those taste too!! :D

76ANTHONY
09-21-2005, 10:20 AM
I KNOW I LIKE THEM ENOUGH TO NEVER EAT YOUR YOGURT. YOU CRACK ME UP, GO ACT LIKE SHES ME AND KICK HER ASS.......................... :yuk:

Dave C
09-21-2005, 10:25 AM
nude yogurt wrestling......
come on think about it! ;)

barbigrl
09-21-2005, 10:25 AM
I KNOW I LIKE THEM ENOUGH TO NEVER EAT YOUR YOGURT. YOU CRACK ME UP, GO ACT LIKE SHES ME AND KICK HER ASS.......................... :yuk:
That makes it easier then!! lol.... :p She just finsished telling me how much food she brought today for lunch..... UH THEN WHY WOULD SHE EAT MINE??? :cry:

76ANTHONY
09-21-2005, 10:26 AM
like i said before, im just here to help :cool:

topless
09-21-2005, 10:27 AM
That makes it easier then!! lol.... :p She just finsished telling me how much food she brought today for lunch..... UH THEN WHY WOULD SHE EAT MINE??? :cry:Go ask her what she brought for you. I bet she's fat and ugly too.

barbigrl
09-21-2005, 10:35 AM
Go see what else she brought. Maybe she brought in her own yogert and mixed them up.
Probably not, I'm just bieng optimistic.
Forensic
I thought that too, but the same brand and flavor? I should just go stifiling through her lunch, and if she sees me I'll just say, "Oh I thought everything in the fridge was for everyone?" Or something like that!!

JB in so cal
09-21-2005, 10:39 AM
Barbi,
if this girl's a Biggin, be careful in the restroom. Sometimes the reeeeeally big ones can't quite, err, uhmmm, clean up as well as they should. :jawdrop:

barbigrl
09-21-2005, 10:47 AM
Hey Barbi, you don't work at Home Town Buffet do you? :D
Hahaha....no!! :rollside:

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
09-21-2005, 10:48 AM
Just walk up behind her while she's eating your chow and say "Hey, you want to wear my underwear too, bitch?"
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You could always go up to her and smack her in the side of the head with your boobs!!!!!!! LOL

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
09-21-2005, 10:49 AM
I dont want to even get started on that one... Unisex bathrooms and the unspoken rule that guys are supposed to lift the lid. OMFG!!! Have you seen what some of the 'larger" ladies can do to the inside of a toilet.
GROSS, I need to go wash my hands just thinking about it.. :yuk: :yuk: :yuk: :yuk:
Forensic
OH PUKE !!!!!!!! :yuk:

Jordy
09-21-2005, 10:50 AM
I should just go stifiling through her lunch...
You're going to do what to her lunch??? :confused: :notam:

Man-de-lone
09-21-2005, 10:54 AM
Put your lunch in a bag and mark your name on it. Staple that fukker shut.

Jordy
09-21-2005, 10:57 AM
I don't think I even want to know what that's supposed to mean. :D
I want to know because that's not a word. I'm just curious what she meant. ;)

topless
09-21-2005, 10:59 AM
I want to know because that's not a word. I'm just curious what she meant. ;)
It is a word but it means suffocating. LOL

Jordy
09-21-2005, 11:02 AM
It is a word but it means suffocating. LOL
Not the way it was typed. ;) Look up stifiling. :)

76ANTHONY
09-21-2005, 11:04 AM
uh oh jordy is starting a spelling be, im out :D

Jordy
09-21-2005, 11:08 AM
uh oh jordy is starting a spelling be, im out :D
Yeah, you would be. I'm not starting a spelling bee though. Her comment didn't make any sense so I asked a question. Granted, it made a little more sense than entering a Ford jet in a 300 mile enduro, but not much. :D :D :D

76ANTHONY
09-21-2005, 11:11 AM
:D :D :D :D :D
sorry about the spelling of bee, my bad.

Jordy
09-21-2005, 11:12 AM
Who is the world is going to drive a jet boat in a 300 mile enduro? Fock, my kidneys hurt just thinking about it.
You're joking right??? Have you been living in a cave? Quotin' Thunder only bumps it to the top every 15 minutes. Parker Enduro. Code Blue Racing. :D

lucky
09-21-2005, 11:16 AM
Yeah, you would be. I'm not starting a spelling bee though. Her comment didn't make any sense so I asked a question. Granted, it made a little more sense than entering a Ford jet in a 300 mile enduro, but not much. :D :D :D
lmao -- this place is great - shit never gets old :coffeycup

ROZ
09-21-2005, 11:31 AM
You could always go up to her and smack her in the side of the head with your boobs!!!!!!! LOL
Can we get that on DVD, please ? :D

djunkie
09-21-2005, 01:24 PM
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You could always go up to her and smack her in the side of the head with your boobs!!!!!!! LOL
If she's gonna start doing that then I'm gonna come and steal her lunch. :)

Mrs.charitycase
09-21-2005, 01:59 PM
i cant believe mrscc said that, huh she is human... :cry: :cry: :cry: :wink:
Yeah right!.... Human? I would know if I brought yogurt to work. That bitch didn't bring yogurt and she KNEW IT!

76ANTHONY
09-21-2005, 02:05 PM
No Mrscc You Said A Bad Word, Im Inpressed.....

barbigrl
09-21-2005, 02:33 PM
Yeah right!.... Human? I would know if I brought yogurt to work. That bitch didn't bring yogurt and she KNEW IT!
lol....so I told my co-worker what happned at lunch.. then a few minutes ago he said right in front of her, "Hey Melissa can I have one of your yogurts you brought in?" I almost died!!! :rollside:

djunkie
09-21-2005, 02:35 PM
lol....so I told my co-worker what happned at lunch.. then a few minutes ago he said right in front of her, "Hey Melissa can I have one of your yogurts you brought in?" I almost died!!! :rollside:
So did you hit her with your boob or not? :crossx: :crossx:

Mrs.charitycase
09-21-2005, 02:37 PM
lol....so I told my co-worker what happned at lunch.. then a few minutes ago he said right in front of her, "Hey Melissa can I have one of your yogurts you brought in?" I almost died!!! :rollside:
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And you said......"Why not everyone else helped them selves"

Mrs.charitycase
09-21-2005, 02:38 PM
No Mrscc You Said A Bad Word, Im Inpressed.....
Oh I get it

barbigrl
09-21-2005, 02:38 PM
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And you said......"Why not everyone else helped them selves"
DAm I should have!! I am just too dam nice!

Mrs.charitycase
09-21-2005, 02:40 PM
DAm I should have!! I am just too dam nice!
LMAO!!! Well nice and I just started working there are two different things!!! lol...Here.... I would have said it ...TOTALLY! But at a new job ...You did good.

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
09-21-2005, 02:52 PM
You're not a team player. :D
Why did you "CHOKE" ???? LOL

Red Horse
09-21-2005, 03:12 PM
Yeah I know....I am just getting used to this being in charge thing.... :cool:
Late in on this thread....
As someone who is in charge of right now 19 young men, sometimes up 30+, you have to take charge with things like that. Start thinking of things like that and how you would handle them. It helps
A key to being a leader is credibility. If people feel that you lose it then it will hard for them to listen to you.
Use your referent power and get in her ASS.
Tell em. Last time I checked, you had a job, now buy your own shit.
People know when they do wrong, one reason they do it cause no one will tell them not to. :wink:

76ANTHONY
09-21-2005, 03:13 PM
DAm I should have!! I am just too dam nice!
hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahah :D :D :D :D :D :D

Miss Perfect
09-21-2005, 03:17 PM
Use your referent power and get in her ASS.
Ummm.... I'm thinking she doesn't want to get IN her ass?