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Kilrtoy
09-21-2005, 09:34 PM
I saw alot of this around the lake this year, for the love of god, look in the mirror before you leave
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/111pic1597.jpg

Mrs. Restless22
09-21-2005, 09:36 PM
Ewwww! :yuk:
Thats a big NO-NO!!!!

GAME TIME
09-21-2005, 09:48 PM
She must be from France :eek:

slowinhavasuskid
09-21-2005, 09:50 PM
thats grossssssss!

IN2-IN2MX
09-21-2005, 09:56 PM
That is hilarious! :D Nasty :messedup:

Wonderboy
09-21-2005, 09:57 PM
I could've gone without seeing that! What a way to ruin a hot chick!

Throttle
09-21-2005, 10:01 PM
I am outa the mood... :cry:

Jyruiz
09-21-2005, 10:02 PM
I agree, it does not look good. I like the lawn nice and trimmed, but what guy would not hit that in here? :umm:

JackieV
09-21-2005, 10:29 PM
Oh God! Please Kilr...why did you go and kill it like that. :messedup:

MagicMtnDan
09-21-2005, 10:39 PM
C'mon Kilr, we know you voted for BUSH! :D
I saw alot of this around the lake this year, for the love of god, look in the mirror before you leave
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/111pic1597.jpg

Liberator TJ1984
09-22-2005, 05:40 AM
Aw hell Kilr.....us good ol' country boys don't mind mowin' a Sendero in the Brush every now and then :p

DEEZ NUTTS
09-22-2005, 05:42 AM
A quality Public Service Announcement by Kilrtoy!

NOTALENT
09-22-2005, 05:52 AM
That's just wrong.... :frown:

SnakeWrench
09-22-2005, 05:56 AM
Nothing kills it more than a chick with sack hair. :eek:

MAINEVENT
09-22-2005, 06:46 AM
DAMN at least mow the lawn with a #2 clip or something :rolleyes:

SummitKarl
09-22-2005, 06:50 AM
WHAAA HOOOO!!!
break out the bean bags and lava lamps the 60's are back in style :D

wsuwrhr
09-22-2005, 06:52 AM
I'd still hit it.
Brian

PHX ATC
09-22-2005, 07:14 AM
That's just an opportunity for a man to pony up and show her how it's done!
Glass half full, take advantage of the opportunity fellas. :D

Jbb
09-22-2005, 07:17 AM
she should put it in dreadlocks.... :D

76ANTHONY
09-22-2005, 07:18 AM
:D :D :D :D :D :hammer2:

Mrs.charitycase
09-22-2005, 07:21 AM
EEEEWWWWWWW.....GOD DAMN!!!!!!!! Trim that shit!

my21advantage
09-22-2005, 07:54 AM
eewwwww, I could have gone without seeing that....

76ANTHONY
09-22-2005, 07:58 AM
EEEEWWWWWWW.....GOD DAMN!!!!!!!! Trim that shit!(mrscc)
boy your gettin good at this bad word thing :idea: :supp: :supp:

Dave C
09-22-2005, 08:04 AM
it could be worse.....
you guys need to stop lying... most of you would still hit it!

Mrs.charitycase
09-22-2005, 08:17 AM
it could be worse.....
you guys need to stop lying... most of you would still hit it!
If your **** could get passed the BUSH maybe. Looks like manzanita (sp)...LMAO!

bocco
09-22-2005, 08:20 AM
If your **** could get passed the BUSH maybe. Looks like manzanita (sp)...LMAO!
Be nice baby, since there's only one of you the rest of us have to settle.

UnionJack
09-22-2005, 08:23 AM
poor girl, maybe she needs a boyfriend to shave it

my21advantage
09-22-2005, 08:23 AM
it could be worse.....
you guys need to stop lying... most of you would still hit it!
I'd have to buy a weed whacker to find that :eek:

atomickitn
09-22-2005, 09:04 AM
hell i have a razor and know how to use it, then id hit it.... hard wood floors are best! :)

Tom Brown
09-22-2005, 09:07 AM
it could be worse.....
you guys need to stop lying... most of you would still hit it!
Hell yeah. I'd plow that thing like a Saskatchewan grid road.
There's nothing like course pubes to provide a little glans stimulation on the way by.

Man-de-lone
09-22-2005, 09:10 AM
I don't think that would show in the mirror. Unless of course she squatted over it..... :hammer2:

Mrs.charitycase
09-22-2005, 09:18 AM
I don't think that would show in the mirror. Unless of course she squatted over it..... :hammer2:
Even the reflection would poke her eye out! :D

WYRD
09-22-2005, 09:21 AM
Nothing wrong with a little "hair pie" every now and then :idea: :D

Man-de-lone
09-22-2005, 09:32 AM
I'd like to walk up behind her and grab a handful.......oww oww oww oww.... :D :jawdrop: leeeeetgooooooo......

Dave C
09-22-2005, 09:32 AM
as always, excellent visual Brown! My compliments
Bottom line, most of you fawkers who do what it takes to hit it. If that means weed whacking in, so be it!

Sleek-Jet
09-22-2005, 09:41 AM
I thought this was relevent... taken from the snopes forum...
All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax.
My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK!?!)
So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. ("Cold wax," yeah...right!) I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull. It works! OK, so it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I can do this! Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am She-rah, fighter of all wayward body hair and maker of smooth skin extraordinaire. With my next wax strip I move north. After checking on the kids, I sneak back into the bathroom, for the ultimate hair fighting championship. I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet. Using the same procedure, I apply the was strip across the right side of my bikini line, covering the right half of my vagina and stretching down to the inside of my butt cheek (Yes, it was a long strip) I inhale deeply and brace myself....RRRRIIIPPP!!!!
I'm blind!!! Blinded from pain!!!!....OH MY GOD!!! Vision returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half the strip.
CRAP!!! Another deep breath and RRIIPP!! Everything is swirly and spotted. I think I may pass out...must stay conscious...Do I hear crashing drums??? Breathe, breathe...OK, back to normal. I want to see my trophy - a wax covered strip, the one that has caused me so much pain, with my hairy pelt sticking to it. I want to revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair. I hold up the strip! There's no hair on it. Where is the hair??? WHERE IS THE WAX??? Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet. I see the hair. The hair that should be on the strip. I touch. I am touching wax. CRAP! I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body, which is now covered in cold wax and matted hair. Then I make the next BIG mistake...remember my foot is still propped up on the toilet? I know I need to do something. So I put my foot down.
DAMN!!!!!!!! I hear the slamming of a cell door. Vagina? Sealed shut! Butt?? Sealed shut!
I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to figure out what to do and think to myself "Please don't let me get the urge to poop. My head may pop off!" What can I do to melt the wax? Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!! I'll run the hottest water I can stand into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax-covered bits and the wax should melt and I can gently wipe it off, right??? *WRONG!!!!!!!* I get in the tub - the water is slightly hotter than that used to torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment - I sit. Now, the only thing worse than having your nether regions glued together, is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of the tub...in scalding hot water. Which, by the way, doesn't melt cold wax. So, now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub as though I had cement-epoxied myself to the porcelain!! God bless the man who had convinced me a few months ago to have a phone put in the bathroom!!!!!
I call my friend, thinking surely she has waxed before and has some secret of how to get me undone. It's a very good conversation starter "So, my butt and who-ha are glued together to the bottom of the tub!" There is a slight pause. She doesn't know any secret tricks for removal but she does try to hide her laughter from me. She wants to know exactly where the wax is located, "Are we talking cheeks or hole or who-ha?" She's laughing out loud by now...I can hear her. I give her the rundown and she suggests I call the number on the side of the box. YEAH!!!!! Right!! I should be the joke of someone else's night. While we go through various solutions. I resort to scraping the wax off with a razor. Nothing feels better then to have your girlie goodies covered in hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water and then dry-shaving the sticky wax off!! By now the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and I'm pretty sure I'm going to need Post-Traumatic Stress counseling for this event. My friend is still talking with me when I finally see my saving grace....the lotion they give you to remove the excess wax. What do I really have to lose at this point? I rub some on and OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
The scream probably woke the kids and scared the dickens out of my friend. It's sooo painful, but I really don't care. "IT WORKS!! It works!!" I get a hearty congratulation from my friend and she hangs up.
I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice to my grief and despair....THE HAIR IS STILL THERE.......ALL OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. So I recklessly shave it off. Heck, I'm numb by now. Nothing hurts. I could have amputated my own leg at this point.
Next week I'm going to try hair color......
:D

ROZ
09-22-2005, 09:42 AM
I thought you guys were men, but I guess you're a bunch of sissies.. Use your fingers to spread that hair to the side, eat it all up, then hit that sheit! God gave men fingers for pickin your nose, applying the shocker, and moving female pubes to the side to have a good meal. I'd hit it! :D

Dave C
09-22-2005, 09:48 AM
lol Manzanita..... thats funny
When we are done, we can chop it up and smoke sausages with it!
If your **** could get passed the BUSH maybe. Looks like manzanita (sp)...LMAO!

Kilrtoy
09-22-2005, 09:50 AM
I'd hit it... But damn, we would have to have a little talk... Now come on ladies You know some of you have been guilty of this

Mrs.charitycase
09-22-2005, 09:53 AM
lol Manzanita..... thats funny
When we are done, we can chop it up and smoke sausages with it!
LMAO!!!!

Mrs.charitycase
09-22-2005, 09:54 AM
I'd hit it... But damn, we would have to have a little talk... Now come on ladies You know some of you have been guilty of this
<----------- has NEVER been guilty of that, if you know what I mean. ;)

Kilrtoy
09-22-2005, 10:04 AM
<----------- has NEVER been guilty of that, if you know what I mean. ;)
Oh yeah PROVE it, we dont believe you

JackieV
09-22-2005, 10:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs.charitycase
<----------- has NEVER been guilty of that, if you know what I mean.
Oh yeah PROVE it, we dont believe you
Don't listen to him...he just likes to instigate. :rolleyes: ;)

Mrs.charitycase
09-22-2005, 10:16 AM
Oh yeah PROVE it, we dont believe you
http://www.kassix.com/forum/images/smilies/redcheeks.gif

Rockdog
09-22-2005, 10:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs.charitycase
<----------- has NEVER been guilty of that, if you know what I mean.
Don't listen to him...he just likes to instigate. :rolleyes: ;)
LISTEN TO HIM!!!!!!! :D

Mrs.charitycase
09-22-2005, 10:18 AM
Don't listen to him...he just likes to instigate. :rolleyes: ;)
LOL!! I can tell.....MEN http://www.theinsideline.net/forum/images/smilies/no.gif

Jyruiz
09-22-2005, 10:20 AM
LOL!! I can tell.....MEN
We are pigs, but you women make us that way. :p

Mrs.charitycase
09-22-2005, 10:38 AM
We are pigs, but you women make us that way. :p
I have no problems with that. I am a MAJOR pig/perv too. Wur good.

callbob4homes
09-22-2005, 10:44 AM
I saw alot of this around the lake this year, for the love of god, look in the mirror before you leave
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/111pic1597.jpg
Now not knowing Kilrtoy personally, there begs the question of "what were you looking at, to discover the, quote: alot of this :unquote? One would have to assume your LEO training perhaps? Hidden contraband? checking for terrorists? (we all know they don't shave anything). Not a slam whatsoever mind you, more of a thank you I suppose for keeping an ever vigilant eye out for our safety. :cool:

Jbb
09-22-2005, 10:46 AM
Now not knowing Kilrtoy personally, there begs the question of "what were you looking at, to discover the, quote: alot of this :unquote? One would have to assume your LEO training perhaps? Hidden contraband? checking for terrorists? (we all know they don't shave anything). Not a slam whatsoever mind you, more of a thank you I suppose for keeping an ever vigilant eye out for our safety. :cool:
lmao......checking for terrorists..... :D

blackcloud75
09-22-2005, 10:48 AM
I saw alot of this around the lake this year, for the love of god, look in the mirror before you leave
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/111pic1597.jpg
How did the spiders get there?

Ultracrazy
09-22-2005, 02:25 PM
I'd still hit it.
Brian
Dammit ........took the words right out of my mouth. :cry:

jdogginla
09-22-2005, 02:43 PM
Every guy in here would hit it. Nuff said :hammer2:

ROZ
09-22-2005, 03:05 PM
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/111pic1597.jpg
Girls behind they guy are like, "do you see that?, she forgot to shave. you're my only competition."
:D
Anouncer is like, ROXX for got to shave her BOX :D

Kilrtoy
09-22-2005, 03:11 PM
checking for hairrorists?:
That would be correct
:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

callbob4homes
09-22-2005, 06:01 PM
good thing there was no "little white fuse" hanging down! :jawdrop:

mike37
09-22-2005, 06:13 PM
this is some funny shit!
as a young man there were never any shaved box
always had to run though the jungle to get to the box
ok Lady's how long have you been shaving the box bet not more that 10 years
PS id hit it

Kilrtoy
09-22-2005, 06:48 PM
this is some funny shit!
as a young man there were never any shaved box
always had to run though the jungle to get to the box
ok Lady's how long have you been shaving the box bet not more that 10 years
PS id hit it
OH SO TRUE,
Thanks for bringing up the HIgh School years....

HOOTER SLED-
09-22-2005, 07:12 PM
MRS.'s here..................
EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just shave it all off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or at least have a little landing strip!!!!:jawdrop:

Kilrtoy
09-22-2005, 07:22 PM
Just shave it all off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or at least have a little landing strip!!!!:jawdrop:
So which is it

purrfecttremor
09-22-2005, 07:36 PM
I'm guessing landing strip at least I'm hoping.

Kilrtoy
09-22-2005, 07:38 PM
I'm guessing landing strip at least I'm hoping.
Nothing better than a perfectly manicured(or should I say boxcured) LANDING STRIP :supp: :supp: :supp: :supp: :supp: :supp: :supp:

HP350SC
09-22-2005, 07:46 PM
I wonder if she gets pissed if you leave the toilet seat DOWN?

mbrown2
09-22-2005, 07:54 PM
I'd hit it.....most seem to have forgotten the days before waxing, shaving and man facials...this place seems like homo boat sometimes...:)

pixilatedpussy
09-22-2005, 08:29 PM
I saw alot of this around the lake this year, for the love of god, look in the mirror before you leave
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/111pic1597.jpg
That is so gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :messedup: