Blondes are pretty amazing.........

[Debbolas]

Out of all the blonde jokes, this has to be one of the best!
Football FINALLY makes sense.......... A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!

[barbigrl]

THAT WAS GREAT!!!! Loved it!!

[Nord]

nice lol

[Debbolas]

Nice play on the title Deb :)
Thanks for NOT being angry :cool:
Any other Blonde jokes?;)

[Man-de-lone]

Deb are you still blonde? :D

[Debbolas]

Deb are you still blonde? :D
YES, :hammerhea (well kinda) :(
Ok.................how do you drown a blonde? :wink:

[Mrs.Racer277]

LOL! That was cute. ;)

[Debbolas]

How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool :D

[callbob4homes]

it only counts if the curtains match the drapes! of course if you live in a glass house....................................(that means no drapes Deb, or carpet) :messedup:

[Debbolas]

it only counts if the curtains match the drapes! of course if you live in a glass house....................................(that means no drapes Deb, or carpet) :messedup:
Thank you soooooooooo much for explaining that, I had NOT a clue ;)
lol :D

[atomickitn]

no matter what i like blondes , :D they are funny !!!!

[MODVP22]

Why did the londe get fired from the Pharmacy?
She kept breaking all the perscription bottles in the type writer
hey it's ok really....blondes are my favorite

[76ANTHONY]

:D :D :D :D :D :devil:

[Debbolas]

Blonde Star (http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1566blondestar.wmv)

[Debbolas]

Q: Why do blondes like the GST?
(GST -- Goods and Services Tax now in effect in Canada)
Because they can spell it.
:D

[MONEYFURNOTHIN]

why did god give blondes one more brain cell than a horse....
so they dont shit on the parade route!

[topless]

I am afraid to post blonde jokes :)
Yeah???? But you're not afraid to threaten my job are ya? :yuk:

[Debbolas]

It's ok, you can always work for ***boat :D

[MODVP22]

ya know I got tons of blonde jokes here....but i like blondes too much

[Debbolas]

Go ahead, us blondes are made of tough stuff, we can take it :hammer2:
:D

[LUVNLIFE]

I will def being whoring that one around at work tomorrow. Thanks :D

[termiteguy]

i read that joke to wife she did not like it nearly as much as me
o by the way she blond :D

[Mohave Vice]

Very good!

[FMluvswater]

Here ya go Deb! I so filched this one from another board but it took me a few minutes to get it (which seemed to make it funnnier when I did clue in!). :D
A blonde was sitting on the train reading the newspaper. The headline blared,
"12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed."
She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to the stranger sitting next to
her and asked,
"How many is a Brazilian?"

[Unforgiven]

damm...that sounds like Traci at a football game...must have been after a few jello shots...